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Ken Paxton steals lawyer’s Mont Blanc pen (security cam footage)

Lmfao, this guy is hilarious. https://youtu.be/QlHVxUMasu...
twisted idiot multi-billionaire
  08/14/26
Lol
well-lubricated hall
  08/14/26
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Plum mad-dog skullcap patrolman
  08/17/26
Was Shitlaw Steve actually Ken Paxton?
twisted idiot multi-billionaire
  08/14/26
cq
nighttime obsidian piazza gaping
  08/17/26
lol he’s truly cartoonish. The 2006 vibes get stronger...
dead internal respiration chapel
  08/14/26
2006 was truly a special year in political corruption
twisted idiot multi-billionaire
  08/14/26
lol remember the Larry Craig bathroom incident???
Beady-eyed national security agency
  08/16/26
180 political ad
Passionate pale bawdyhouse sweet tailpipe
  08/14/26
This. The whole pen stealing story has been used in multiple...
Plum mad-dog skullcap patrolman
  08/17/26
Very Trumpian
racy offensive ape
  08/14/26
There’s something about the fagginess of that voiceove...
Honey-headed doobsian spot generalized bond
  08/14/26
It's a good ad, but I wonder what percent of people think it...
mildly autistic theatre
  08/14/26
Sup, Ken
twisted idiot multi-billionaire
  08/15/26
everyone knows a mont blanc when they see it, ken
Passionate pale bawdyhouse sweet tailpipe
  08/15/26
do you think he would've taken it if it was a Bic?
Concupiscible umber regret business firm
  08/15/26
Shitlaw Steve bragged about doing this 20 years ago. This gu...
Lake Rebellious Pozpig
  08/15/26
Ken Paxton may actually be shitlaw steve
twisted idiot multi-billionaire
  08/16/26
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Buck-toothed razzle whorehouse
  08/16/26
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curious hominid
  08/16/26
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Comical trailer park
  08/16/26
I’m voting for him even harder now
Ruddy becky
  08/16/26
One guy "stole" a pen, the other "candidate&q...
Cheese-eating fragrant trump supporter yarmulke
  08/16/26
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Impressive private investor factory reset button
  08/16/26
Democratic U.S. Senate nominee and Texas State Representativ...
soul-stirring antidepressant drug indirect expression
  08/16/26
Talarico is such a faggot. His "faith" just happen...
Cheese-eating fragrant trump supporter yarmulke
  08/16/26
lol at "the same courthouse where Paxton would later be...
soul-stirring antidepressant drug indirect expression
  08/16/26
This bored loves physiognomy. Ken Paxton is an excellent exa...
trip gas station
  08/16/26
this feels like a hot take, talarico and rogers. my gut is ...
soul-stirring antidepressant drug indirect expression
  08/16/26
You are correct. Dems mathematically unable to win in Texas....
Buck-toothed razzle whorehouse
  08/16/26
Blue wave. Talarico and Al Sayed.
well-lubricated hall
  08/16/26
Both are coin flips and it’s like an indictment of all...
dead internal respiration chapel
  08/17/26


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Date: August 14th, 2026 4:21 PM
Author: twisted idiot multi-billionaire

Lmfao, this guy is hilarious.

https://youtu.be/QlHVxUMasu0

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307812#50068361)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 4:23 PM
Author: well-lubricated hall

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307812#50068367)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 11:37 AM
Author: Plum mad-dog skullcap patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307812#50073147)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 4:26 PM
Author: twisted idiot multi-billionaire

Was Shitlaw Steve actually Ken Paxton?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307812#50068376)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 11:36 AM
Author: nighttime obsidian piazza gaping

cq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307812#50073144)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 4:28 PM
Author: dead internal respiration chapel

lol he’s truly cartoonish. The 2006 vibes get stronger and stronger this year. This was roughly the point in 2006 when the Mark Foley story first broke.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307812#50068378)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 4:55 PM
Author: twisted idiot multi-billionaire

2006 was truly a special year in political corruption

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307812#50068436)



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Date: August 16th, 2026 7:06 PM
Author: Beady-eyed national security agency

lol remember the Larry Craig bathroom incident???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307812#50071988)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 4:59 PM
Author: Passionate pale bawdyhouse sweet tailpipe

180 political ad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307812#50068446)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 11:37 AM
Author: Plum mad-dog skullcap patrolman

This. The whole pen stealing story has been used in multiple election cycles now but this ad made me actually chuckle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307812#50073146)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 5:01 PM
Author: racy offensive ape

Very Trumpian

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307812#50068450)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 10:07 PM
Author: Honey-headed doobsian spot generalized bond

There’s something about the fagginess of that voiceover that pisses me off more than the theft of a Mont Blanc pen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307812#50068940)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 10:12 PM
Author: mildly autistic theatre

It's a good ad, but I wonder what percent of people think its going too far.

Like seems like he just found a pen left behind and picked it up. If it were a Bic, people would be touting him as environmentally friendly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307812#50068950)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 3:51 PM
Author: twisted idiot multi-billionaire

Sup, Ken

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307812#50069844)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 3:52 PM
Author: Passionate pale bawdyhouse sweet tailpipe

everyone knows a mont blanc when they see it, ken

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307812#50069847)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 3:58 PM
Author: Concupiscible umber regret business firm

do you think he would've taken it if it was a Bic?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307812#50069860)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 3:55 PM
Author: Lake Rebellious Pozpig

Shitlaw Steve bragged about doing this 20 years ago. This guy pulled a literal Shitlaw Steve.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307812#50069853)



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Date: August 16th, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: twisted idiot multi-billionaire

Ken Paxton may actually be shitlaw steve

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307812#50071043)



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Date: August 16th, 2026 11:34 AM
Author: Buck-toothed razzle whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307812#50071051)



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Date: August 16th, 2026 11:57 AM
Author: curious hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307812#50071089)



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Date: August 16th, 2026 12:57 PM
Author: Comical trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307812#50071252)



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Date: August 16th, 2026 10:39 PM
Author: Ruddy becky

I’m voting for him even harder now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307812#50072357)



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Date: August 16th, 2026 12:10 PM
Author: Cheese-eating fragrant trump supporter yarmulke

One guy "stole" a pen, the other "candidate" expresses his love of "trans kids." Paxton is the Alpha Asshole Bully we need and deserve. Btw he *will* fuck your wife.

Libs, your response?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307812#50071115)



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Date: August 16th, 2026 12:12 PM
Author: Impressive private investor factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307812#50071121)



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Date: August 16th, 2026 12:12 PM
Author: soul-stirring antidepressant drug indirect expression

Democratic U.S. Senate nominee and Texas State Representative James Talarico endorsed reparations for Black Americans during a campaign stop in DeSoto, Texas. He stated that repairing past harms aligns with his faith and background. He pointed to policies like tuition relief, homeownership grants, and government-funded baby bonds to build generational wealth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307812#50071123)



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Date: August 16th, 2026 12:25 PM
Author: Cheese-eating fragrant trump supporter yarmulke

Talarico is such a faggot. His "faith" just happens to completely and totally align with current far left democrat ideals. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307812#50071159)



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Date: August 16th, 2026 12:16 PM
Author: soul-stirring antidepressant drug indirect expression

lol at "the same courthouse where Paxton would later be indicted for investment fraud"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307812#50071137)



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Date: August 16th, 2026 3:13 PM
Author: trip gas station

This bored loves physiognomy. Ken Paxton is an excellent example of appearances matching his morals.

He's probably going to lose to Talaricio. Which he deserves to. MAGA shot itself in the foot. But it's an exchange for El Sayed (another perfect example of physiognomy), who's going to lose to Mike Rogers in Michigan. Dem-DSA shooting itself in the foot.

Maybe we are slowly shifting back to normalcy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307812#50071506)



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Date: August 16th, 2026 4:10 PM
Author: soul-stirring antidepressant drug indirect expression

this feels like a hot take, talarico and rogers. my gut is paxton and sayed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307812#50071655)



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Date: August 16th, 2026 5:00 PM
Author: Buck-toothed razzle whorehouse

You are correct. Dems mathematically unable to win in Texas. Similarly Moozlims own Michigan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307812#50071785)



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Date: August 16th, 2026 10:33 PM
Author: well-lubricated hall

Blue wave. Talarico and Al Sayed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307812#50072351)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 11:32 AM
Author: dead internal respiration chapel

Both are coin flips and it’s like an indictment of all of America that these two races that shouldn’t be close are going to gobble up ~1/3 of all spending in the senate this cycle. Both would be 10+ wins for the incumbent party if the party establishments hadn’t been decimated in the last 10 years and replace with these two ruling retards factions.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307812#50073136)