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Actual Catholic tp. New Poaster. First day.
ocher bonkers step-uncle's house associate
  08/14/26
ur a 19 year old protestant
Cordovan at-the-ready private investor
  08/14/26
Baptized confirmed catholic. You? Sneaking off bites of the ...
ocher bonkers step-uncle's house associate
  08/14/26
You're literally jewish
Cordovan at-the-ready private investor
  08/14/26
No you
ocher bonkers step-uncle's house associate
  08/14/26
take some advice - ditch the Old Testament.
Alcoholic chapel
  08/14/26
(marcion)
Spectacular Lettuce
  08/14/26
Explain the new Jewish Catholic Bible in the works
Mauve hairraiser circlehead heaven
  08/14/26
...
Cordovan at-the-ready private investor
  08/14/26
What is there to explain? It's 2026. Catholics are all homos...
ocher bonkers step-uncle's house associate
  08/14/26
...
ocher bonkers step-uncle's house associate
  08/14/26
Is alligator a fish for the purposes of Lenten Fridays?
arousing twinkling uncleanness
  08/14/26
No. Alligators are a no go for Lenten Fridays. The only reas...
ocher bonkers step-uncle's house associate
  08/14/26
...
Cordovan at-the-ready private investor
  08/14/26
...
Seedy travel guidebook blood rage
  08/14/26
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Alcoholic garrison
  08/14/26
if God is so smart, why did he make Jesus from a jew?
Slimy Boyish Toilet Seat Hairy Legs
  08/14/26
Jesus wasn't a "Jew." He was Aryan. This is a comm...
ocher bonkers step-uncle's house associate
  08/14/26
Then why did he want to be King of teh Jews? WHy not King of...
Slimy Boyish Toilet Seat Hairy Legs
  08/14/26
Because he lived in Israel and so it was the only kingship a...
ocher bonkers step-uncle's house associate
  08/14/26
Well then I just gotta ask, why didnt he move to Aryanland, ...
Slimy Boyish Toilet Seat Hairy Legs
  08/14/26
common misconception, he was actually Arian.
talented plum menage idiot
  08/14/26
whats the churchs position on girldads
Garnet Curious Mother
  08/14/26
That they have no intrinsic value as ensouled human beings, ...
ocher bonkers step-uncle's house associate
  08/14/26
😲
Garnet Curious Mother
  08/14/26
You can get around this by simply not being a girldad though...
ocher bonkers step-uncle's house associate
  08/14/26
its my ontology, he lisped
Garnet Curious Mother
  08/14/26
Holy shit didn't realize this was you. The greats are still ...
ocher bonkers step-uncle's house associate
  08/15/26
whats your favorite part of the vatican 2 docs
Cordovan at-the-ready private investor
  08/14/26
Probably how they made priests actually turn around and face...
ocher bonkers step-uncle's house associate
  08/14/26
Ghastly
dashing bearded corner community account
  08/15/26
Is the chair of Peter vacant?
180 bisexual national fortuitous meteor
  08/14/26
Yeah. I don’t know who the last legitimate pope was tb...
ocher bonkers step-uncle's house associate
  08/14/26
Is Opus Dei the original Jesuits of our time?
swollen becky meetinghouse
  08/14/26
Are you a cradle Catholic? I’m starting OCIA soon.
poppy kitty cat bawdyhouse
  08/15/26
Lol is that RCIA? Did they change the name? Are you doing...
ocher bonkers step-uncle's house associate
  08/15/26
They changed it last year
floppy home deer antler
  08/15/26
I did RCIA over a decade ago and it is incredibly dull and n...
floppy home deer antler
  08/15/26
...
ocher bonkers step-uncle's house associate
  08/15/26
Actual Catholics go to church 4-5 times in their life
mind-boggling sick really tough guy
  08/15/26
Factual
rose rehab filthpig
  08/15/26
...
Cordovan at-the-ready private investor
  08/15/26
The crazy thing is I've probably been to more total Catholic...
ocher bonkers step-uncle's house associate
  08/15/26
Woah. Fag
rose rehab filthpig
  08/15/26
Yeah pretty much
ocher bonkers step-uncle's house associate
  08/15/26


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Date: August 14th, 2026 5:34 PM
Author: ocher bonkers step-uncle's house associate

Actual Catholic tp. New Poaster. First day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307812#50068503)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 5:36 PM
Author: Cordovan at-the-ready private investor

ur a 19 year old protestant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307812#50068504)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 5:36 PM
Author: ocher bonkers step-uncle's house associate

Baptized confirmed catholic. You? Sneaking off bites of the eucharist like a rat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307812#50068506)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 5:43 PM
Author: Cordovan at-the-ready private investor

You're literally jewish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307812#50068511)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 5:50 PM
Author: ocher bonkers step-uncle's house associate

No you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307812#50068521)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 5:45 PM
Author: Alcoholic chapel

take some advice - ditch the Old Testament.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307812#50068513)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 5:46 PM
Author: Spectacular Lettuce

(marcion)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307812#50068514)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 5:47 PM
Author: Mauve hairraiser circlehead heaven

Explain the new Jewish Catholic Bible in the works

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307812#50068515)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 5:47 PM
Author: Cordovan at-the-ready private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307812#50068516)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: ocher bonkers step-uncle's house associate

What is there to explain? It's 2026. Catholics are all homosexuals, kikes, women, and a bunch of brown third worlders who don't know what the transubstantiation is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307812#50068520)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 7:39 PM
Author: ocher bonkers step-uncle's house associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307812#50068680)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 7:43 PM
Author: arousing twinkling uncleanness

Is alligator a fish for the purposes of Lenten Fridays?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307812#50068689)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 7:46 PM
Author: ocher bonkers step-uncle's house associate

No. Alligators are a no go for Lenten Fridays. The only reason why fish are okay is because they look so fucking goofy that nobody can really take them seriously as "meat"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307812#50068693)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 7:46 PM
Author: Cordovan at-the-ready private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307812#50068695)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 7:57 PM
Author: Seedy travel guidebook blood rage



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Date: August 14th, 2026 11:51 PM
Author: Alcoholic garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307812#50069135)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 7:46 PM
Author: Slimy Boyish Toilet Seat Hairy Legs

if God is so smart, why did he make Jesus from a jew?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307812#50068692)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 7:47 PM
Author: ocher bonkers step-uncle's house associate

Jesus wasn't a "Jew." He was Aryan. This is a common misconception

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307812#50068697)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 8:09 PM
Author: Slimy Boyish Toilet Seat Hairy Legs

Then why did he want to be King of teh Jews? WHy not King of the Aryans? Being Aryan and wanting to be the King of Jews sounds like a bad idea from the get-go.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307812#50068748)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 8:12 PM
Author: ocher bonkers step-uncle's house associate

Because he lived in Israel and so it was the only kingship available to him given the circumstances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307812#50068750)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 8:15 PM
Author: Slimy Boyish Toilet Seat Hairy Legs

Well then I just gotta ask, why didnt he move to Aryanland, get to know his people, do a few miracles prior to declaring his kingship?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307812#50068758)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 10:29 PM
Author: talented plum menage idiot

common misconception, he was actually Arian.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307812#50068998)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: Garnet Curious Mother

whats the churchs position on girldads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307812#50068713)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 7:56 PM
Author: ocher bonkers step-uncle's house associate

That they have no intrinsic value as ensouled human beings, and possess merely instrumental value as means to the end of providing material and "emotional" support for females

This is not flame the actual 2026 stance of "The Catholic Church" on this matter btw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307812#50068718)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 7:57 PM
Author: Garnet Curious Mother

😲

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307812#50068721)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 8:06 PM
Author: ocher bonkers step-uncle's house associate

You can get around this by simply not being a girldad though. One weird trick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307812#50068742)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 8:13 PM
Author: Garnet Curious Mother

its my ontology, he lisped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307812#50068754)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 8:17 PM
Author: ocher bonkers step-uncle's house associate

Holy shit didn't realize this was you. The greats are still able to slip by me smh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307812#50070085)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 10:30 PM
Author: Cordovan at-the-ready private investor

whats your favorite part of the vatican 2 docs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307812#50069000)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 10:40 PM
Author: ocher bonkers step-uncle's house associate

Probably how they made priests actually turn around and face the congregation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307812#50069027)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 5:58 PM
Author: dashing bearded corner community account

Ghastly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307812#50069963)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 10:33 PM
Author: 180 bisexual national fortuitous meteor

Is the chair of Peter vacant?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307812#50069004)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 10:40 PM
Author: ocher bonkers step-uncle's house associate

Yeah. I don’t know who the last legitimate pope was tbh. But you probably have to go back a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307812#50069028)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 11:36 PM
Author: swollen becky meetinghouse

Is Opus Dei the original Jesuits of our time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307812#50069106)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 12:22 AM
Author: poppy kitty cat bawdyhouse

Are you a cradle Catholic?

I’m starting OCIA soon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307812#50069167)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 12:28 AM
Author: ocher bonkers step-uncle's house associate

Lol is that RCIA? Did they change the name?

Are you doing it for a woman or what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307812#50069170)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 1:01 AM
Author: floppy home deer antler

They changed it last year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307812#50069192)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 1:00 AM
Author: floppy home deer antler

I did RCIA over a decade ago and it is incredibly dull and not intellectual at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307812#50069191)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 11:11 AM
Author: ocher bonkers step-uncle's house associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307812#50069481)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 8:20 PM
Author: mind-boggling sick really tough guy

Actual Catholics go to church 4-5 times in their life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307812#50070087)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 8:22 PM
Author: rose rehab filthpig

Factual

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307812#50070088)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 8:26 PM
Author: Cordovan at-the-ready private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307812#50070090)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 8:31 PM
Author: ocher bonkers step-uncle's house associate

The crazy thing is I've probably been to more total Catholic masses than almost any of the other "Catholics" here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307812#50070100)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 8:31 PM
Author: rose rehab filthpig

Woah. Fag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307812#50070101)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 8:38 PM
Author: ocher bonkers step-uncle's house associate

Yeah pretty much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307812#50070112)