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SILVERBACK GORILLA V BENGAL TIGER V GRIZZLY BEAR

Assume they are all in their prime. Assume they all want to ...
Costumed University
  10/07/13
Loco that I poasted this over a decade ago. Time is flame.
Mainlining The Secret Truths of My Mahchine
  11/16/24
Depends in a three way fight where there's a wild card. In ...
tantric self-centered space
  10/07/13
Bears hate gorillas so they will tire each other out, allowi...
Appetizing massive prole gaping
  10/07/13
cr
Sapphire Party Of The First Part Public Bath
  10/07/13
Explain.
Costumed University
  10/07/13
Is the Gorilla the weakest candidate of the three? No claws....
Costumed University
  10/07/13
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The Kobe Bryant School of Rotary Wing Aviation
  11/16/24
Grizzly will win in an arena because of its sheer strength a...
swollen brindle market useless brakes
  10/07/13
tiger also pwns in battle at sea
Sapphire Party Of The First Part Public Bath
  10/07/13
LJL
tantric self-centered space
  10/07/13
http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/05_02/tigerDM2805_468x...
Sapphire Party Of The First Part Public Bath
  10/07/13
That tiger's face reminds me of Samara from The Ring after h...
free-loading menage therapy
  10/07/13
I would think a grizzly would still be a stronger swimmer th...
Claret Step-uncle's House Bbw
  10/07/13
Grizzly would win if the battle was on some elevated surface...
Appetizing massive prole gaping
  10/07/13
Tiger could literally do fuck all to actually hurt a fully-g...
provocative field
  10/07/13
tigers are bigger and stronger than lions. you keep talking...
transparent adventurous sweet tailpipe liquid oxygen
  10/07/13
Siberian tigers regularly lost to african lions in staged fi...
provocative field
  10/07/13
(Wildlife biologist here)
fighting idiot piazza
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provocative field
  10/07/13
sometimes xoxo is still great
lascivious stubborn weed whacker state
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lol @ "kodiak grizzly"
ebony home
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You wouldn't if it was standing next to you...
provocative field
  10/07/13
LMAO tigers eat lions for lunch. lions are bitchmade compar...
Sapphire Party Of The First Part Public Bath
  10/07/13
No u. I will not stand for this discrediting of the Grizzly ...
provocative field
  10/07/13
that's like a two wow druids fighting.
Swashbuckling old irish cottage rehab
  10/07/13
CR.
provocative field
  10/07/13
Couldn't a punch by a gorilla really fuck the tiger up? If i...
Costumed University
  10/07/13
they're underestimating this
Carmine Kitchen
  10/07/13
Tiger by a long shot.
slap-happy wrinkle codepig
  10/07/13
The bengal tiger will weigh about 500 lbs, the gorilla 350 l...
slap-happy wrinkle codepig
  10/07/13
this is how i see it playing out too.
transparent adventurous sweet tailpipe liquid oxygen
  10/07/13
Kodiaks are over a 1000 fucking pounds, and have been weighe...
provocative field
  10/07/13
Kodiaks aren't regular grizzlies. I was using typical siz...
slap-happy wrinkle codepig
  10/07/13
Why would we give a shit about regular grizzlies? Lions kil...
provocative field
  10/07/13
Stop fighting the hypo.
slap-happy wrinkle codepig
  10/07/13
No u.
provocative field
  10/07/13
there is not a cat mfe biologist alive who would take a heal...
Sapphire Party Of The First Part Public Bath
  10/07/13
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Mahogany son of senegal
  03/18/15
Take it back. Grizzly would pwn. http://www.youtube.com/...
tantric self-centered space
  10/07/13
That bear ran away from a 150 lb. cat. The bengal tiger w...
slap-happy wrinkle codepig
  10/07/13
Seems like the bear was just being a noble alpha bro and res...
Honey-headed locus love of her life
  10/07/13
gorilla is a HIGHLY INTELLIGENT ape. it would realize the ga...
house-broken sexy forum gunner
  10/07/13
eh. not really. the gorilla is the loser here by a long sho...
transparent adventurous sweet tailpipe liquid oxygen
  10/07/13
that's exactly what would happen
house-broken sexy forum gunner
  10/07/13
CR. the gorilla is the only one capable of utilizing things ...
Honey-headed locus love of her life
  10/07/13
Unless a runt, grizzly would PWN, even if tiger and gorilla ...
fighting idiot piazza
  10/07/13
bizarre bear trolling going on here...
transparent adventurous sweet tailpipe liquid oxygen
  10/07/13
cr chicagoans
Sapphire Party Of The First Part Public Bath
  10/07/13
That show that did all the hypotheticals based on scientific...
provocative field
  10/07/13
Grizzlies fuck up er'thing in their path except bullets
fighting idiot piazza
  10/07/13
CR. I'm the biggest grizzly troll on the web.
provocative field
  10/07/13
I saw a majestic grizzly in the Tetons and in Glacier and De...
fighting idiot piazza
  10/07/13
VS 200 MIKE TYSON CLONES
Carmine Kitchen
  10/07/13
Bear.
provocative field
  10/07/13
pretty much only god has power over tigers http://www.daily...
Sapphire Party Of The First Part Public Bath
  10/07/13
Grizzly is the only one who doesn't register fear as an emot...
fighting idiot piazza
  10/07/13
But the tiger is about the same size and much more nimble. T...
slap-happy wrinkle codepig
  10/07/13
Tiger is not the same size. Half the size.
fighting idiot piazza
  10/07/13
? bengals can reach 600 lbs
Sapphire Party Of The First Part Public Bath
  10/07/13
Kodiaks aren't grizzlies. Grizzly and bengal males are bo...
slap-happy wrinkle codepig
  10/07/13
the average male grizzly is not 500 pounds. More like 700.
well-lubricated friendly grandma
  10/07/13
The internet disagrees.
slap-happy wrinkle codepig
  10/07/13
grizzly is surprisingly agile: https://www.youtube.com/watch...
Razzmatazz hell
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I don't know all the distinctions in this thread, but I know...
Walnut native
  10/07/13
"We know for a sure the biggest bear dominate the bigge...
slap-happy wrinkle codepig
  10/07/13
P.S. Fuck bears. http://i.imgur.com/0qGAzLV.jpg
slap-happy wrinkle codepig
  10/07/13
underrated
Sapphire Party Of The First Part Public Bath
  10/07/13
An African elephant could kill a Kodiak just by spanking the...
slap-happy wrinkle codepig
  10/07/13
ofs do snakes even pose any threat at all to those huge doo...
Sapphire Party Of The First Part Public Bath
  10/07/13
Kodiak bears are OG gangster ass killing machines
Opaque theater stage
  10/07/13
But they aren't grizzlies. African elephants > Kodiaks
slap-happy wrinkle codepig
  10/07/13
they are like hyper grizzlies that discovered the island of ...
Opaque theater stage
  10/07/13
"Retard strength" lol ty
Honey-headed locus love of her life
  10/07/13
Cr on the retard strength, hadn't considered that angle.
provocative field
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Would you be afraid of a 20 lb. retard, even one with retard...
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Mainlining The Secret Truths of My Mahchine
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The bear would thrash the ever loving shit out of both and i...
Talented silver travel guidebook
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My unassailable analysis conclusively proves otherwise. h...
slap-happy wrinkle codepig
  10/07/13
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The Kobe Bryant School of Rotary Wing Aviation
  11/16/24
the hypo is *BENGAL TIGER*, then obvious the bear. if it ...
razzle crimson mad-dog skullcap
  10/07/13
Nonsense. In the video above, a grizzly runs away from a ...
slap-happy wrinkle codepig
  10/07/13
LOL JUST LOL at all this faggot ass tiger trolling. the bear...
Violent abode
  10/07/13
Indubitably the CR, and a very hilarious image.
provocative field
  10/07/13
Da Bears
avocado godawful parlor karate
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Bears beat the Bengals in week 1.
Boyish snowy gas station
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Thank god some people came crawling out of the woodwork as t...
provocative field
  10/07/13
Brother that is a 180 image
Violent abode
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We should all be envious of our ursine brothers, they are tr...
provocative field
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Costumed University
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They had to swap in Kodiaks (i.e., non-grizzlies) because th...
slap-happy wrinkle codepig
  10/07/13
grizzly bear would destroy both at the same time
well-lubricated friendly grandma
  10/07/13
SO WE HAVE A WINNER: GRIZZLY.
Costumed University
  10/07/13
By which you mean tiger.
slap-happy wrinkle codepig
  10/08/13
Here is a video of a gorilla pwning a grizzly http://www....
Claret Step-uncle's House Bbw
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Top five ever YouTubes.
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Team up and kill their captors
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Date: October 7th, 2013 12:35 AM
Author: Costumed University

Assume they are all in their prime. Assume they all want to kill each other. Assume a football field arena that is enclosed.

Who is left standing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370",#24184321)



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Date: November 16th, 2024 7:10 PM
Author: Mainlining The Secret Truths of My Mahchine (The Prophet of My Mahchine™, the Herald of the Great Becumming™)

Loco that I poasted this over a decade ago. Time is flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370",#48346619)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 12:37 AM
Author: tantric self-centered space

Depends in a three way fight where there's a wild card. In a three way fight I think any of them of could win. I think the grizzly and silverback are favored.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370",#24184335)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 12:39 AM
Author: Appetizing massive prole gaping

Bears hate gorillas so they will tire each other out, allowing the tiger to finish off the survivor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370",#24184351)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 12:41 AM
Author: Sapphire Party Of The First Part Public Bath

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370",#24184374)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 12:43 AM
Author: Costumed University

Explain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370",#24184385)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 12:40 AM
Author: Costumed University

Is the Gorilla the weakest candidate of the three? No claws...and it's teeth are a joke compared to the tiger and bear.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370",#24184364)



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Date: November 16th, 2024 7:14 PM
Author: The Kobe Bryant School of Rotary Wing Aviation (FAGGOTCHIPPER / Hegemon)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370",#48346630)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 12:43 AM
Author: swollen brindle market useless brakes

Grizzly will win in an arena because of its sheer strength and claws.

Tiger will win in nature because of its agility, climbing ability, and speed.

Gorilla gets pwned in all situations

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370",#24184389)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 12:48 AM
Author: Sapphire Party Of The First Part Public Bath

tiger also pwns in battle at sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370",#24184423)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 12:54 AM
Author: tantric self-centered space

LJL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370",#24184473)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 12:57 AM
Author: Sapphire Party Of The First Part Public Bath

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/05_02/tigerDM2805_468x472.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370",#24184489)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:19 AM
Author: free-loading menage therapy

That tiger's face reminds me of Samara from The Ring after her hair lifts and reveals her face

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370",#24184610)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 12:10 PM
Author: Claret Step-uncle's House Bbw

I would think a grizzly would still be a stronger swimmer than a tiger.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370",#24186099)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 12:54 AM
Author: Appetizing massive prole gaping

Grizzly would win if the battle was on some elevated surface, because tigers and bears don't handle heights well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370",#24184461)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:04 AM
Author: provocative field

Tiger could literally do fuck all to actually hurt a fully-grown Kodiak Grizzly (I'm assuming we're going to talk alpha dog Grizzlies), and the grizzly could snap a tiger's spine with one good swat. Assuming it was motivated to do so, the grizzly would win quite comfortably against either.

There are documented cases of North American bear baiting from the 18th century in which grizzlies killed multiple african lions. There used to be a website with some old diary entries describing it or something, but it's been taken down and I can't find it anywhere else.

Think of it this way: it takes multiple lions to take down an African water buffalo. A large grizzly can kill a full-grown bison on its own, if properly motivated, and can break a caribou's back with a well-placed swat.

See this for alpha grizzly catching a fucking massive caribou by the antlers and wrestling it to the ground. Don't think tiger would stand a chance:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ocyJenrpVuI



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370",#24184531)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:06 AM
Author: transparent adventurous sweet tailpipe liquid oxygen

tigers are bigger and stronger than lions. you keep talking about lions but you're fighting the hypo. tigers. not lions.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370",#24184539)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:11 AM
Author: provocative field

Siberian tigers regularly lost to african lions in staged fights in Korea up until the '60's. Because it wasn't interesting, Bengal tigers were introduced, and they regularly beat the lions. But it was still a fight.

I really don't think it would make that much of a difference. Bears have greater bite strength than Bengals, are way stronger, have longer claws, are just as mobile (see the video I attached), have a ridiculously thick impenetrable hide, and absurd bone density that makes their limbs like fucking lead pipes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370",#24184567)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:17 AM
Author: fighting idiot piazza

(Wildlife biologist here)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370",#24184599)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:18 AM
Author: provocative field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370",#24184605)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 2:58 AM
Author: lascivious stubborn weed whacker state

sometimes xoxo is still great

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370",#24184930)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:06 AM
Author: ebony home

lol @ "kodiak grizzly"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370",#24184540)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:13 AM
Author: provocative field

You wouldn't if it was standing next to you...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370",#24184578)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:10 AM
Author: Sapphire Party Of The First Part Public Bath

LMAO

tigers eat lions for lunch. lions are bitchmade compared to tigers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370",#24184557)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:19 AM
Author: provocative field

No u. I will not stand for this discrediting of the Grizzly bear's ferocity and prowess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370",#24184611)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: Swashbuckling old irish cottage rehab

that's like a two wow druids fighting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370",#24184933)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 4:05 AM
Author: provocative field

CR.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370",#24185027)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 12:54 AM
Author: Costumed University

Couldn't a punch by a gorilla really fuck the tiger up? If it was to the head?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370",#24184467)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 12:57 AM
Author: Carmine Kitchen

they're underestimating this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370",#24184486)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 12:56 AM
Author: slap-happy wrinkle codepig

Tiger by a long shot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370",#24184483)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:14 AM
Author: slap-happy wrinkle codepig

The bengal tiger will weigh about 500 lbs, the gorilla 350 lbs, and the grizzly 500 lbs.

None of the animals has a lot of endurance.

The tiger is really fucking patient and doesn't attack until it has a clear shot. The tiger can also run the fastest, jump the highest, and jump the farthest. It's also easily the most nimble.

The bear and tiger both have teeth and claws. The gorilla has teeth and thumbs.

The impetuous clumsy ass gorilla would attack the bear. It doesn't matter who wins. The tiger would destroy the one left standing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370",#24184581)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:14 AM
Author: transparent adventurous sweet tailpipe liquid oxygen

this is how i see it playing out too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370",#24184587)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:15 AM
Author: provocative field

Kodiaks are over a 1000 fucking pounds, and have been weighed in the wild at over 1400. People are significantly underestimating what kind of monsters we're talking here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370",#24184592)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:16 AM
Author: slap-happy wrinkle codepig

Kodiaks aren't regular grizzlies.

I was using typical sizes for males.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370",#24184596)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:17 AM
Author: provocative field

Why would we give a shit about regular grizzlies? Lions killed Siberians on the reg in staged fights, but we're assuming Bengals since they were the tougher competitor.

BTW, I love the passion animal fights arouse on xo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370",#24184602)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:20 AM
Author: slap-happy wrinkle codepig

Stop fighting the hypo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370",#24184620)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:20 AM
Author: provocative field

No u.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370",#24184622)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:24 AM
Author: Sapphire Party Of The First Part Public Bath

there is not a cat mfe biologist alive who would take a healthy, prime, full grown lion over his tiger equivalent or even think it close

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370",#24184633)



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Date: March 18th, 2015 12:11 AM
Author: Mahogany son of senegal



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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:01 AM
Author: tantric self-centered space

Take it back. Grizzly would pwn.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yti2UY5D0zw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370",#24184511)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:16 AM
Author: slap-happy wrinkle codepig

That bear ran away from a 150 lb. cat.

The bengal tiger would be 3 to 4 times that size.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370",#24184595)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 12:32 PM
Author: Honey-headed locus love of her life

Seems like the bear was just being a noble alpha bro and respecting the cat for being a 180 parent

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370",#24186182)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:08 AM
Author: house-broken sexy forum gunner

gorilla is a HIGHLY INTELLIGENT ape. it would realize the game, pinch the bears ass and pretend it was the tiger, and KO the bear with an uppercut after the bear wasted all its energy murdering the tiger.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370",#24184547)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:10 AM
Author: transparent adventurous sweet tailpipe liquid oxygen

eh. not really. the gorilla is the loser here by a long shot. its only hope is that the bear and tiger fight eachother first and let it finish the wounded victor off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370",#24184559)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:15 AM
Author: house-broken sexy forum gunner

that's exactly what would happen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370",#24184588)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 12:26 PM
Author: Honey-headed locus love of her life

CR. the gorilla is the only one capable of utilizing things as weapons. It could rip out some stadium seats and use it as a club/shield.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370",#24186159)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:09 AM
Author: fighting idiot piazza

Unless a runt, grizzly would PWN, even if tiger and gorilla were friend and ganged up. He would outweight both of them together.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370",#24184554)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:12 AM
Author: transparent adventurous sweet tailpipe liquid oxygen

bizarre bear trolling going on here...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370",#24184572)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:12 AM
Author: Sapphire Party Of The First Part Public Bath

cr

chicagoans

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370",#24184575)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:14 AM
Author: provocative field

That show that did all the hypotheticals based on scientific comparisons of different factors found that the Grizzly bear would alpha style on all, including salt-water crocodiles in very shallow water.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370",#24184586)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:19 AM
Author: fighting idiot piazza

Grizzlies fuck up er'thing in their path except bullets

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370",#24184609)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:20 AM
Author: provocative field

CR. I'm the biggest grizzly troll on the web.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370",#24184617)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:25 AM
Author: fighting idiot piazza

I saw a majestic grizzly in the Tetons and in Glacier and Denali. The one in Denali forced a full grown bull moose to literally shit himself and run away.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370",#24184640)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:10 AM
Author: Carmine Kitchen

VS 200 MIKE TYSON CLONES

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370",#24184560)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 8:11 AM
Author: provocative field

Bear.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370",#24185382)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:14 AM
Author: Sapphire Party Of The First Part Public Bath

pretty much only god has power over tigers

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2357873/5-hunters-stuck-tree-4-days-tigers-prowling-One-man-eaten.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370",#24184584)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:27 AM
Author: fighting idiot piazza

Grizzly is the only one who doesn't register fear as an emotion, at all. Literally afraid of nothing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370",#24184647)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:30 AM
Author: slap-happy wrinkle codepig

But the tiger is about the same size and much more nimble. Tiger hops on the grizzly's back. Game over for grizzly.

The only way the grizzly fans make their animal win is by changing from a regular grizzly to a Kodiak, which isn't a grizzly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370",#24184654)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:31 AM
Author: fighting idiot piazza

Tiger is not the same size. Half the size.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370",#24184661)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:32 AM
Author: Sapphire Party Of The First Part Public Bath

?

bengals can reach 600 lbs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370",#24184669)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:33 AM
Author: slap-happy wrinkle codepig

Kodiaks aren't grizzlies.

Grizzly and bengal males are both about 500 lbs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370",#24184675)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 9:24 AM
Author: well-lubricated friendly grandma

the average male grizzly is not 500 pounds. More like 700.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370",#24185506)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:55 PM
Author: slap-happy wrinkle codepig

The internet disagrees.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370",#24186620)



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Date: March 18th, 2015 12:10 AM
Author: Razzmatazz hell

grizzly is surprisingly agile: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jY7Xmt4HzV0&t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370",#27510254)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:33 AM
Author: Walnut native

I don't know all the distinctions in this thread, but I know when they used to have bears fight tigers and lions in Alaska in the old days the bears would kill them easily.

They'd swat the cat with one swipe and crush their skull. Perhaps people in this thread are saying that the biggest tiger could kill a medium sized bear - but who gives a fuck.

We know for a sure the biggest bear dominate the biggest cat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370",#24184677)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:44 AM
Author: slap-happy wrinkle codepig

"We know for a sure the biggest bear dominate the biggest cat."

Probably.

Big male bears (polar and Kodiak) are much bigger (1,400 to 1,500 lbs) than the big male cats (bengal and Siberian) (~600 lbs).



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370",#24184721)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: slap-happy wrinkle codepig

P.S. Fuck bears.

http://i.imgur.com/0qGAzLV.jpg



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370",#24184744)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:57 AM
Author: Sapphire Party Of The First Part Public Bath

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370",#24184772)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 2:01 AM
Author: slap-happy wrinkle codepig

An African elephant could kill a Kodiak just by spanking the bear with its trunk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370",#24184787)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 2:05 AM
Author: Sapphire Party Of The First Part Public Bath

ofs

do snakes even pose any threat at all to those huge doods?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370",#24184803)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:52 AM
Author: Opaque theater stage

Kodiak bears are OG gangster ass killing machines

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370",#24184757)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:53 AM
Author: slap-happy wrinkle codepig

But they aren't grizzlies.

African elephants > Kodiaks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370",#24184762)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 12:11 PM
Author: Opaque theater stage

they are like hyper grizzlies that discovered the island of the fattiest most nutritious salmon then became mega inbred so now they are huge and have retard strength

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370",#24186102)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 12:28 PM
Author: Honey-headed locus love of her life

"Retard strength" lol ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370",#24186165)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 12:30 PM
Author: provocative field

Cr on the retard strength, hadn't considered that angle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370",#24186174)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:23 PM
Author: slap-happy wrinkle codepig

Would you be afraid of a 20 lb. retard, even one with retard strength?

An African elephant would be about 10 times the mass of the Kodiak.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370",#24186496)



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Date: November 16th, 2024 7:14 PM
Author: The Kobe Bryant School of Rotary Wing Aviation (FAGGOTCHIPPER / Hegemon)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370",#48346631)



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Date: November 16th, 2024 7:16 PM
Author: Mainlining The Secret Truths of My Mahchine (The Prophet of My Mahchine™, the Herald of the Great Becumming™)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370",#48346644)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 2:07 AM
Author: Talented silver travel guidebook

The bear would thrash the ever loving shit out of both and it's no even close.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370",#24184818)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 2:17 AM
Author: slap-happy wrinkle codepig

My unassailable analysis conclusively proves otherwise.

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2#24184581

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370",#24184848)



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Date: November 16th, 2024 7:14 PM
Author: The Kobe Bryant School of Rotary Wing Aviation (FAGGOTCHIPPER / Hegemon)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370",#48346633)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 2:28 AM
Author: razzle crimson mad-dog skullcap

the hypo is *BENGAL TIGER*, then obvious the bear.

if it were SIBERIAN TIGER, then it would be closer. i would have to think about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370",#24184883)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 2:53 AM
Author: slap-happy wrinkle codepig

Nonsense.

In the video above, a grizzly runs away from a much smaller cougar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370",#24184923)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 3:22 AM
Author: Violent abode

LOL JUST LOL at all this faggot ass tiger trolling. the bear would be using the tiger's skull as a chalice by the end of the evening.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370",#24184962)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 6:48 AM
Author: provocative field

Indubitably the CR, and a very hilarious image.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370",#24185231)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 4:55 AM
Author: avocado godawful parlor karate

Da Bears

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370",#24185084)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 6:15 AM
Author: Boyish snowy gas station

Bears beat the Bengals in week 1.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370",#24185170)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 6:51 AM
Author: provocative field

Thank god some people came crawling out of the woodwork as the night wore on. I thought xo was solidly a bear board, but I was starting to wonder with all the tiger trolling that was going on.

Nothing better than a chill bear bro walking around on two legs, snacking on berries, snatching salmon out of rivers, and napping whenever and wherever he wants. All with the quiet confidence that, if he has to, he'll get to crushing big cat skulls with impunity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370",#24185242)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 8:04 AM
Author: Violent abode

Brother that is a 180 image

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370",#24185374)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 8:11 AM
Author: provocative field

We should all be envious of our ursine brothers, they are truly living the life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370",#24185381)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 9:23 AM
Author: Costumed University



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370",#24185503)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:24 PM
Author: slap-happy wrinkle codepig

They had to swap in Kodiaks (i.e., non-grizzlies) because they know grizzlies are pussies.

Further evidence: The YouTube video above shows a grizzly running from a much smaller cougar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370",#24186504)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 9:21 AM
Author: well-lubricated friendly grandma

grizzly bear would destroy both at the same time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370",#24185499)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 12:09 PM
Author: Costumed University

SO WE HAVE A WINNER: GRIZZLY.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370",#24186096)



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Date: October 8th, 2013 1:22 AM
Author: slap-happy wrinkle codepig

By which you mean tiger.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370",#24191222)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 12:15 PM
Author: Claret Step-uncle's House Bbw

Here is a video of a gorilla pwning a grizzly

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sVAP5qWnBek

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370",#24186113)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 12:18 PM
Author: provocative field

Top five ever YouTubes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370",#24186120)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:22 PM
Author: slap-happy wrinkle codepig

Cat vs. Ferrari

http://i.imgur.com/KCRxmnR.jpg



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370",#24186486)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:46 PM
Author: Sapphire Party Of The First Part Public Bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370",#24186580)



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Date: December 9th, 2014 12:11 AM
Author: Costumed University



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370",#26890903)



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Date: December 9th, 2014 12:31 AM
Author: Angry casino

grizzly bear definitely has the best albums, but tbh i haven't heard the other two's work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370",#26891156)



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Date: November 16th, 2024 7:12 PM
Author: Mainlining The Secret Truths of My Mahchine (The Prophet of My Mahchine™, the Herald of the Great Becumming™)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370",#48346625)



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Date: November 16th, 2024 7:16 PM
Author: maine is 180



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370",#48346645)



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Date: March 17th, 2015 11:29 PM
Author: Costumed University



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370",#27510032)



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Date: February 7th, 2016 4:43 PM
Author: Costumed University



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370",#29773940)



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Date: February 7th, 2016 4:54 PM
Author: cerebral really tough guy trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370",#29774011)



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Date: May 12th, 2021 10:22 AM
Author: Costumed University



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370",#42447184)



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Date: May 12th, 2021 10:26 AM
Author: insanely creepy bateful psychic address

This has been a fecund area for content creation here for many years, my friend. It's in the foundational code of the bort.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370",#42447204)



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Date: May 12th, 2021 10:26 AM
Author: Costumed University



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370",#42447205)



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Date: May 12th, 2021 7:07 PM
Author: Costumed University



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370",#42450469)



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Date: September 19th, 2021 12:36 PM
Author: Costumed University



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370",#43141053)



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Date: September 19th, 2021 12:45 PM
Author: tantric self-centered space

Team up and kill their captors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370",#43141095)



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Date: November 16th, 2024 7:16 PM
Author: maine is 180



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370",#48346646)



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Date: December 7th, 2021 8:16 PM
Author: Costumed University



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370",#43575653)



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Date: November 16th, 2024 7:14 PM
Author: The Kobe Bryant School of Rotary Wing Aviation (FAGGOTCHIPPER / Hegemon)

Grizzly wins easily

Better hypo if Siberian Tiger instead of Bengal, but it wouldn't matter I think

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370",#48346629)