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Closest I ever came to hooking up with a really hot girl

I was at this bar and I’m 38 this college age chick ta...
Curious pea-brained school people who are hurt
  07/26/25
How did you have the presence of mind to count the pumps?
Zombie-like brass national security agency
  07/26/25
lol bro you never forget that.
Curious pea-brained school people who are hurt
  07/26/25
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fragrant boltzmann
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mind-boggling yellow dragon international law enforcement agency
  07/26/25
We’ve all been there
provocative elastic band
  07/26/25
The giver or the taker lol
Curious pea-brained school people who are hurt
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At a bar
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Doesn't sound like you were at all close to hooking up with ...
Unholy ratface location
  07/26/25
Hence “closest”
Curious pea-brained school people who are hurt
  07/26/25
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Zombie-like brass national security agency
  07/26/25
If getting buttfucked by a dude is the closest he's ever got...
Unholy ratface location
  07/26/25
It is what it is.
fragrant boltzmann
  07/26/25
I know what to say
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Wow I’m in the presence of 6’7 XOers who hook up...
Curious pea-brained school people who are hurt
  07/27/25
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smoky stirring stage
  07/27/25
that counts! that counts! (nyuug)
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fragrant boltzmann
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Woah Cr
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  07/26/25
Can someone please put this into a screamo AI generator with...
sticky harsh ceo shrine
  07/26/25
Not jm, House of Worship tp
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I knew just from the title this was a House of Worship threa...
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  07/26/25
(who did it)
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fragrant boltzmann
  07/26/25
gorgeous story, modern day shakespeare
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  07/26/25
which dad tp
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  07/27/25
better luck next time!
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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: Curious pea-brained school people who are hurt

I was at this bar and I’m 38 this college age chick tan legs frilly Abercrombie miniskirt and blue eyes comes up to me. Flirting for 15 minutes I’m like wtf this is the hottest girl I’ve ever seen.

All of a sudden she says “my BF wants to use you as a prop. You down?”

I assume he’s a cuck so I’m like hell yeah. We go to her room and she gets naked on the bed and starts masturbating looking at me dead in the eye. I should have known. I’m about to lose it in my head in like the second I go in her I’m gonna cum that’s how hot she is.

Then I feel two strong hands on my waist and lifts my butt up. I feel a thick pressure in my anus and three pumps then a warm liquid dripping out of my anus, my ass crack and then down my leg. Then this 6’7 jacked guy (who did it) pushed me aside and goes to his girl no refractory period and starts fucking her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370",#49133071)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:17 PM
Author: Zombie-like brass national security agency

How did you have the presence of mind to count the pumps?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370",#49133354)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: Curious pea-brained school people who are hurt

lol bro you never forget that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370",#49133360)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:22 PM
Author: fragrant boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370",#49133074)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: mind-boggling yellow dragon international law enforcement agency



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: provocative elastic band

We’ve all been there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370",#49133076)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:31 PM
Author: Curious pea-brained school people who are hurt

The giver or the taker lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370",#49133092)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:57 PM
Author: khaki selfie trailer park

At a bar

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Date: July 26th, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: fragrant boltzmann



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:10 PM
Author: wild lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370",#49133333)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: Silver Cheese-eating Hall



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:27 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone ticket booth



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:41 PM
Author: pale reading party windowlicker



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: histrionic ivory state mediation



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:51 PM
Author: Duck-like gaped love of her life



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Curious pea-brained school people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370",#49133420)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: Ruby Bateful Keepsake Machete Really Tough Guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370",#49133508)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:45 PM
Author: sticky harsh ceo shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370",#49133751)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:49 PM
Author: sickened space background story



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:47 PM
Author: Cobalt brunch ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370",#49133919)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: Contagious factory reset button



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: At-the-ready fortuitous meteor national



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Date: March 10th, 2026 2:46 PM
Author: flirting legend tanning salon



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Date: March 10th, 2026 2:47 PM
Author: cream flickering theatre milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370",#49732209)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:42 PM
Author: Vibrant Son Of Senegal

Not hygienic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370",#49133107)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 6:58 PM
Author: Zombie-like brass national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370",#49133318)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Unholy ratface location

Doesn't sound like you were at all close to hooking up with a really hot girl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370",#49133335)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: Curious pea-brained school people who are hurt

Hence “closest”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370",#49133341)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: Zombie-like brass national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370",#49133351)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:51 PM
Author: Unholy ratface location

If getting buttfucked by a dude is the closest he's ever gotten to hooking up with a really hot girl, I don't know what to say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370",#49133544)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:40 PM
Author: fragrant boltzmann

It is what it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370",#49133893)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: Peach Crackhouse Partner

I know what to say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370",#49133943)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 6:56 AM
Author: Curious pea-brained school people who are hurt

Wow I’m in the presence of 6’7 XOers who hook up with hot girls everyday and don’t get fucked in the behind by their boyfriends!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370",#49134176)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: smoky stirring stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370",#49134955)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy messiness

that counts! that counts! (nyuug)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370",#49133340)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:50 PM
Author: fragrant boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370",#49133765)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:14 PM
Author: Snowy vigorous circlehead library

Woah Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370",#49133345)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:46 PM
Author: sticky harsh ceo shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370",#49133752)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: puce business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370",#49133352)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: Ruby Bateful Keepsake Machete Really Tough Guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370",#49133510)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: hateful pontificating office trust fund

We go to her room and she gets naked on the bed and starts masturbating looking at me dead in the eye. I should have known.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370",#49133761)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: sticky harsh ceo shrine

Can someone please put this into a screamo AI generator with a John Mayer style tune?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370",#49133774)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: Curious pea-brained school people who are hurt

Not jm, House of Worship tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370",#49133834)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: Zombie-like brass national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370",#49133864)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:04 PM
Author: chartreuse indian lodge wagecucks



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: Zombie-like brass national security agency

I knew just from the title this was a House of Worship thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370",#49133865)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: heady mental disorder masturbator

(who did it)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370",#49133945)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: fragrant boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370",#49133997)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 11:18 PM
Author: Free-loading Hideous Dilemma Voyeur

gorgeous story, modern day shakespeare

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370",#49133978)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 12:31 AM
Author: gay odious clown

which dad tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370",#49134037)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:12 PM
Author: Motley yapping locale cumskin

better luck next time!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370",#49134975)