*WH phone rings at 4am* *Trump answers fully dressed in suit and tie*
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lay corn cake | 10/09/16 | | exhilarant international law enforcement agency | 10/09/16 | | Ivory Whorehouse Mad-dog Skullcap | 10/09/16 | | Talking State Ladyboy | 10/13/16 | | Maize set | 11/07/16 | | Talking State Ladyboy | 11/09/16 | | Multi-colored milk goal in life | 11/09/16 | | Odious university | 11/09/16 | | flatulent station | 11/24/16 | | floppy roast beef native | 11/09/16 | | underhanded yellow background story ticket booth | 11/09/16 | | Talking State Ladyboy | 11/24/16 | | Dashing unhinged voyeur persian | 12/12/16 | | flatulent station | 01/22/17 | | grizzly generalized bond rehab | 01/26/17 | | hairraiser emerald nursing home gaming laptop | 01/28/17 | | flatulent station | 02/16/17 | | floppy roast beef native | 02/16/17 | | flatulent station | 02/16/17 | | Talking State Ladyboy | 03/28/17 | | electric theater stage | 02/16/17 | | cobalt reading party | 02/16/17 | | flatulent station | 03/28/17 | | Ungodly degenerate senate | 05/22/17 | | floppy roast beef native | 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Date: January 4th, 2016 10:02 PM Author: Autistic aromatic halford
*finishes phone call with putin and then gets back to shitting on jeb bush on twitter*
(twist: it's 2022 and yeb has already retired from politics)
(second twist: usa and russian federation are bombing terrorists together and splitting the spoils. phone call was just putin and trump broing it up)
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3087609&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370",#29522266) |
Date: February 10th, 2016 9:56 PM Author: Citrine Public Bath Immigrant
*With Seinfeld intonation*
- Hello, CHINA
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3087609&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370",#29800662) |
Date: February 11th, 2016 10:18 AM Author: exhilarant international law enforcement agency
"Right. I'm on it. It's done."
*camera slowly zooms out to show him logging into xo and banning Benzo*
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3087609&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370",#29803296) |
Date: September 30th, 2016 3:55 PM Author: flickering cocky gas station
@realDonaldTrump
For those few people knocking me for tweeting at three o'clock in the morning, at least you know I will be there, awake, to answer the call!
11:37 AM - 30 Sep 2016
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/781926033159249920
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3087609&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370",#31529927) |
Date: November 9th, 2016 7:49 PM Author: Odious university
"Jesus fucking Christ. Look alive, Barron."
*Barron Trump adjusts full suit and tie and goes on camera with his father at 3 am while Hillary sleeps*
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3087609&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370",#31863797) |
Date: February 16th, 2017 8:22 PM Author: electric theater stage
*trump picks up*
"He never had the makings of a varsity football player"
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3087609&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370",#32639505) |
Date: September 3rd, 2017 12:52 AM Author: vigorous business firm haunted graveyard
HERRO - MISSA TLUMP -... dis a YOU VEE TEE in uh PYONGYANG wis a missa KIM JONG UN
LONG TIME TLUMP MO BUT
WE HAVE uh YOU N Y U U G HOSTAGE. YOU PAY LOTTA MAHNEY O WE USE A NUCREAR uh BARRISTIC uh MISSUR on HIS uh AYS
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3087609&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370",#34126878) |
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