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Closest I ever came to hooking up with a really hot girl

I was at this bar and I’m 38 this college age chick ta...
Peach Marvelous Turdskin Pit
  07/26/25
How did you have the presence of mind to count the pumps?
rambunctious international law enforcement agency
  07/26/25
lol bro you never forget that.
Peach Marvelous Turdskin Pit
  07/26/25
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Trip Gaping
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Bonkers Scarlet Locus
  07/26/25
We’ve all been there
thirsty duck-like gas station
  07/26/25
The giver or the taker lol
Peach Marvelous Turdskin Pit
  07/26/25
At a bar
Cerebral twinkling uncleanness
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Trip Gaping
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frum walnut school
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Peach Marvelous Turdskin Pit
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Excitant internal respiration
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Offensive School Cafeteria
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Silver Mad Cow Disease Principal's Office
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garnet voyeur
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Violent Exhilarant Candlestick Maker Kitchen
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Not hygienic
Yapping talented keepsake machete sandwich
  07/26/25
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rambunctious international law enforcement agency
  07/26/25
Doesn't sound like you were at all close to hooking up with ...
federal casino national security agency
  07/26/25
Hence “closest”
Peach Marvelous Turdskin Pit
  07/26/25
...
rambunctious international law enforcement agency
  07/26/25
If getting buttfucked by a dude is the closest he's ever got...
federal casino national security agency
  07/26/25
It is what it is.
Trip Gaping
  07/26/25
I know what to say
lascivious friendly grandma
  07/26/25
Wow I’m in the presence of 6’7 XOers who hook up...
Peach Marvelous Turdskin Pit
  07/27/25
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plum crawly menage mad-dog skullcap
  07/27/25
that counts! that counts! (nyuug)
Ungodly ladyboy pisswyrm
  07/26/25
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Trip Gaping
  07/26/25
Woah Cr
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Offensive School Cafeteria
  07/26/25
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vermilion half-breed heaven
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Excitant internal respiration
  07/26/25
We go to her room and she gets naked on the bed and starts m...
Glassy Erotic Shitlib
  07/26/25
Can someone please put this into a screamo AI generator with...
Offensive School Cafeteria
  07/26/25
Not jm, House of Worship tp
Peach Marvelous Turdskin Pit
  07/26/25
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rambunctious international law enforcement agency
  07/26/25
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Passionate Boltzmann
  07/27/25
I knew just from the title this was a House of Worship threa...
rambunctious international law enforcement agency
  07/26/25
(who did it)
Razzmatazz Black Azn
  07/26/25
...
Trip Gaping
  07/26/25
gorgeous story, modern day shakespeare
irradiated insane goal in life church
  07/26/25
which dad tp
Slippery Point
  07/27/25
better luck next time!
onyx concupiscible plaza hominid
  07/27/25


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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: Peach Marvelous Turdskin Pit

I was at this bar and I’m 38 this college age chick tan legs frilly Abercrombie miniskirt and blue eyes comes up to me. Flirting for 15 minutes I’m like wtf this is the hottest girl I’ve ever seen.

All of a sudden she says “my BF wants to use you as a prop. You down?”

I assume he’s a cuck so I’m like hell yeah. We go to her room and she gets naked on the bed and starts masturbating looking at me dead in the eye. I should have known. I’m about to lose it in my head in like the second I go in her I’m gonna cum that’s how hot she is.

Then I feel two strong hands on my waist and lifts my butt up. I feel a thick pressure in my anus and three pumps then a warm liquid dripping out of my anus, my ass crack and then down my leg. Then this 6’7 jacked guy (who did it) pushed me aside and goes to his girl no refractory period and starts fucking her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370",#49133071)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:17 PM
Author: rambunctious international law enforcement agency

How did you have the presence of mind to count the pumps?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370",#49133354)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: Peach Marvelous Turdskin Pit

lol bro you never forget that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370",#49133360)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:22 PM
Author: Trip Gaping



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: Bonkers Scarlet Locus



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: thirsty duck-like gas station

We’ve all been there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370",#49133076)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:31 PM
Author: Peach Marvelous Turdskin Pit

The giver or the taker lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370",#49133092)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:57 PM
Author: Cerebral twinkling uncleanness

At a bar

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Date: July 26th, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: Trip Gaping



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:10 PM
Author: frum walnut school



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: ruddy titillating step-uncle's house factory reset button



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:27 PM
Author: glittery sanctuary old irish cottage



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:41 PM
Author: Boyish Nursing Home



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: startled genital piercing marketing idea



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:51 PM
Author: Amber dilemma dingle berry



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Peach Marvelous Turdskin Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370",#49133420)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: Excitant internal respiration



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:45 PM
Author: Offensive School Cafeteria



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:49 PM
Author: Silver Mad Cow Disease Principal's Office



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:47 PM
Author: slate kitty associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370",#49133919)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: doobsian olive idea he suggested



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: Supple shaky codepig



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Date: March 10th, 2026 2:46 PM
Author: garnet voyeur



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Date: March 10th, 2026 2:47 PM
Author: Violent Exhilarant Candlestick Maker Kitchen



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:42 PM
Author: Yapping talented keepsake machete sandwich

Not hygienic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370",#49133107)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 6:58 PM
Author: rambunctious international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370",#49133318)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: federal casino national security agency

Doesn't sound like you were at all close to hooking up with a really hot girl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370",#49133335)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: Peach Marvelous Turdskin Pit

Hence “closest”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370",#49133341)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: rambunctious international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370",#49133351)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:51 PM
Author: federal casino national security agency

If getting buttfucked by a dude is the closest he's ever gotten to hooking up with a really hot girl, I don't know what to say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370",#49133544)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:40 PM
Author: Trip Gaping

It is what it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370",#49133893)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: lascivious friendly grandma

I know what to say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370",#49133943)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 6:56 AM
Author: Peach Marvelous Turdskin Pit

Wow I’m in the presence of 6’7 XOers who hook up with hot girls everyday and don’t get fucked in the behind by their boyfriends!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370",#49134176)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: plum crawly menage mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370",#49134955)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: Ungodly ladyboy pisswyrm

that counts! that counts! (nyuug)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370",#49133340)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:50 PM
Author: Trip Gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370",#49133765)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:14 PM
Author: stimulating green multi-billionaire space

Woah Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370",#49133345)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:46 PM
Author: Offensive School Cafeteria



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: vermilion half-breed heaven



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: Excitant internal respiration



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: Glassy Erotic Shitlib

We go to her room and she gets naked on the bed and starts masturbating looking at me dead in the eye. I should have known.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370",#49133761)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: Offensive School Cafeteria

Can someone please put this into a screamo AI generator with a John Mayer style tune?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370",#49133774)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: Peach Marvelous Turdskin Pit

Not jm, House of Worship tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370",#49133834)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: rambunctious international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370",#49133864)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:04 PM
Author: Passionate Boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370",#49134958)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: rambunctious international law enforcement agency

I knew just from the title this was a House of Worship thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370",#49133865)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Black Azn

(who did it)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370",#49133945)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: Trip Gaping



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Date: July 26th, 2025 11:18 PM
Author: irradiated insane goal in life church

gorgeous story, modern day shakespeare

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370",#49133978)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 12:31 AM
Author: Slippery Point

which dad tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370",#49134037)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:12 PM
Author: onyx concupiscible plaza hominid

better luck next time!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370",#49134975)