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HYPO: $1M tax free per year but you must never tip again

You will get $1M per year tax-free but you are NOT allowed t...
Indecent multi-billionaire stock car
  12/08/25
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Indecent multi-billionaire stock car
  12/12/25
So just don't go to a restaurant. Done. Can I have the...
lavender diverse police squad
  12/12/25
Do I get my 15 years of backpay?
Razzmatazz metal stage headpube
  12/12/25
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Cocky Cyan Genital Piercing International Law Enforcement Agency
  12/17/25
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ungodly seedy ticket booth boiling water
  12/17/25
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ebony lettuce
  12/18/25
easy do all of my fine dining on trips to countries where...
territorial feces spot
  12/12/25
You don't tip on takeout?
Indecent multi-billionaire stock car
  12/17/25
Fuck no People like you that are really into restaurant p...
territorial feces spot
  12/17/25
everyone I've dated in the past 15 years has worked at a res...
Indecent multi-billionaire stock car
  12/17/25
Is Miss/Mrs. Piggy okay with you shelling out $500 on a bart...
Primrose piazza
  12/17/25
Whether I find her attractive is completely irrelevant, beca...
Indecent multi-billionaire stock car
  12/18/25
You didn’t give yourself a bonus as a solo?
self-centered windowlicker
  12/17/25
I never earned one.
Indecent multi-billionaire stock car
  12/18/25
lol
tan place of business
  12/17/25
Nobody tipped on takeout before Covid. It is just a bizarre ...
self-centered windowlicker
  12/17/25
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Indecent multi-billionaire stock car
  12/17/25
100% instant yes. I wouldn't even really miss drinking at ba...
Cocky Cyan Genital Piercing International Law Enforcement Agency
  12/17/25
or you could go out with your wife and just not leave a tip....
Effete Goal In Life Public Bath
  12/17/25
Or his wife could just leave the tip!
tan place of business
  12/17/25
A key aspect of being part of a civilized society is doing w...
Cocky Cyan Genital Piercing International Law Enforcement Agency
  12/17/25
Without reopening the debate in re servers in most major cit...
Effete Goal In Life Public Bath
  12/17/25
Fair enough re not reopening the debate about to what extent...
Cocky Cyan Genital Piercing International Law Enforcement Agency
  12/17/25
If you don't give free money to waiters for no reason, you'r...
Yapping shrine
  12/17/25
Easy. I form an LLC and have it pick up the tab at restaura...
greedy curious pit
  12/17/25
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light rough-skinned hissy fit school cafeteria
  12/17/25
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Dead brunch
  12/17/25
Now you're thinking like a lawyer.
Heady heaven becky
  12/17/25
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soggy anal kitchen organic girlfriend
  12/17/25
now you're thinking like a lawyer!
Indecent multi-billionaire stock car
  12/17/25
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transparent nofapping keepsake machete background story
  12/17/25
No, the downside risk is too great. 5 years a pauper…...
Trip den
  12/17/25
wtf of course. i would just never go out to eat again.
jet-lagged ultramarine parlour karate
  12/17/25
cr, better that restaurants get no business from you at all ...
Yapping shrine
  12/17/25
wtf are you talking about i couldnt care less about giving t...
jet-lagged ultramarine parlour karate
  12/17/25
Okay, but why refrain from going out to eat?
Yapping shrine
  12/18/25
couldnt care less about going out to eat
jet-lagged ultramarine parlour karate
  12/18/25
just move back to asia. easy
Bespoke Juggernaut Locus
  12/17/25
XO JAPAN
Effete Goal In Life Public Bath
  12/17/25
“Move back” you say
Trip den
  12/17/25
are you not familiar with GGTPs arc on xo?
Effete Goal In Life Public Bath
  12/17/25
...
Bespoke Juggernaut Locus
  12/17/25
I am not!
Trip den
  12/17/25
No because in this hypo I’d be fucked if I accidentall...
slate mexican theatre
  12/17/25


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Date: December 8th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: Indecent multi-billionaire stock car

You will get $1M per year tax-free but you are NOT allowed to tip. If there is a mandatory gratuity/autograt, you must ask for it to be removed every time and write $0.00 in the tip line. If they refuse to remove it, that's fine; the point is that you must ask. Everywhere else, you must tip $0.00. If you fail, you will spend the next five years living like benzo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370#49494485)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Indecent multi-billionaire stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370#49505202)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: lavender diverse police squad

So just don't go to a restaurant.

Done.

Can I have the money direct deposited?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370#49505275)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:42 PM
Author: Razzmatazz metal stage headpube

Do I get my 15 years of backpay?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370#49505343)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:55 PM
Author: Cocky Cyan Genital Piercing International Law Enforcement Agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370#49517782)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: ungodly seedy ticket booth boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370#49517972)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 2:50 PM
Author: ebony lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370#49519739)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: territorial feces spot

easy

do all of my fine dining on trips to countries where tipping isn't practiced

in the us, eat at low end places and order takeout from mid-grade places.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370#49505358)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:54 PM
Author: Indecent multi-billionaire stock car

You don't tip on takeout?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370#49517781)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: territorial feces spot

Fuck no

People like you that are really into restaurant people and tipping a lot are fucking losers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370#49517851)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:40 PM
Author: Indecent multi-billionaire stock car

everyone I've dated in the past 15 years has worked at a restaurant. it's a shitty job.

case in point: the hot bartender at my local bar just turned 30, just got a dui, and is absolutely elated that she has about $500 in her christmas stocking at work. some loser told her he'll triple whatever her biggest tip is on friday, so I'm going to give her $500 on friday for christmas and we'll see if he pulls through. My bonus this year was close to $30,000--the first time I've ever gotten a bonus in my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370#49518149)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: Primrose piazza

Is Miss/Mrs. Piggy okay with you shelling out $500 on a bartender you find hot?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370#49518375)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 2:43 PM
Author: Indecent multi-billionaire stock car

Whether I find her attractive is completely irrelevant, because I'm extremely loyal and would never be with anyone besides my fiancee. I only point it out to distinguish her from the haggard lifers many bars employ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370#49519720)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: self-centered windowlicker

You didn’t give yourself a bonus as a solo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370#49518382)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 2:41 PM
Author: Indecent multi-billionaire stock car

I never earned one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370#49519713)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: tan place of business

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370#49517877)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:06 PM
Author: self-centered windowlicker

Nobody tipped on takeout before Covid. It is just a bizarre Covid holdover.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370#49518040)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:54 PM
Author: Indecent multi-billionaire stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370#49517779)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:56 PM
Author: Cocky Cyan Genital Piercing International Law Enforcement Agency

100% instant yes. I wouldn't even really miss drinking at bars or eating at restaurants in the US.

My wife would be unhappy that we can't have "date night" at restaurants any longer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370#49517787)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: Effete Goal In Life Public Bath

or you could go out with your wife and just not leave a tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370#49517853)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: tan place of business

Or his wife could just leave the tip!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370#49517878)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:17 PM
Author: Cocky Cyan Genital Piercing International Law Enforcement Agency

A key aspect of being part of a civilized society is doing what you can to contribute to said civilized society, including by upholding social norms and conventions. Tipping at 99% of bars and sit-down restaurants is one such social norm. I'm not going to dine out at a restaurant where tipping is part of the social contract and not tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370#49517952)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:41 PM
Author: Effete Goal In Life Public Bath

Without reopening the debate in re servers in most major cities making $20+/hour and tips and not paying taxes and being grossly overpaid for their skills (or lack thereof), in this hypo you're getting $1mm/year, if the cost to you is that a handful of times/year you piss off a waiter, I think you take the deal. Your wife will understand.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370#49518153)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: Cocky Cyan Genital Piercing International Law Enforcement Agency

Fair enough re not reopening the debate about to what extent essentially mandatory 15+% tips are fraudlies. I'd still rather not eat out than eat out in the US where tipping is part of the deal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370#49518178)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: Yapping shrine

If you don't give free money to waiters for no reason, you're UNTHIVILITHED, he lisped. The THOCIAL CONTRACT!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370#49518171)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:40 PM
Author: greedy curious pit

Easy. I form an LLC and have it pick up the tab at restaurants.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370#49517884)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:55 PM
Author: light rough-skinned hissy fit school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370#49517908)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: Dead brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370#49517913)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:25 PM
Author: Heady heaven becky

Now you're thinking like a lawyer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370#49517966)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: soggy anal kitchen organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370#49517971)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:37 PM
Author: Indecent multi-billionaire stock car

now you're thinking like a lawyer!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370#49518132)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: transparent nofapping keepsake machete background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370#49518174)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:29 PM
Author: Trip den

No, the downside risk is too great. 5 years a pauper…

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370#49517969)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:00 PM
Author: jet-lagged ultramarine parlour karate

wtf of course. i would just never go out to eat again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370#49518028)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: Yapping shrine

cr, better that restaurants get no business from you at all instead of merely missing out on the tip!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370#49518177)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:55 PM
Author: jet-lagged ultramarine parlour karate

wtf are you talking about i couldnt care less about giving them business. Ill take the 1mm/yr!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370#49518195)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:16 PM
Author: Yapping shrine

Okay, but why refrain from going out to eat?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370#49519287)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:17 PM
Author: jet-lagged ultramarine parlour karate

couldnt care less about going out to eat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370#49519289)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:42 PM
Author: Bespoke Juggernaut Locus

just move back to asia. easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370#49518155)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:45 PM
Author: Effete Goal In Life Public Bath

XO JAPAN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370#49518163)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:49 PM
Author: Trip den

“Move back” you say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370#49518180)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:51 PM
Author: Effete Goal In Life Public Bath

are you not familiar with GGTPs arc on xo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370#49518187)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:37 PM
Author: Bespoke Juggernaut Locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370#49518351)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:16 PM
Author: Trip den

I am not!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370#49518415)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:56 PM
Author: slate mexican theatre

No because in this hypo I’d be fucked if I accidentally hit the wrong button on my phone. But otherwise yes, I would just have to give up sit down restaurants which wouldn’t be so bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370#49518198)