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Materialists (2025) is a 180 movie

Dakota Johnson plays a matchmaker for elites in NYC. All her...
honey-headed violent cruise ship mood
  11/29/25
Women are 180
Diverse awkward spot halford
  11/29/25
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Diverse awkward spot halford
  11/29/25
but the film also contains such Important Messages as a perf...
Lascivious headpube chad
  11/29/25
Ah I see you too are a man of refined Film taste.
honey-headed violent cruise ship mood
  11/29/25
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kink-friendly striped hyena
  11/29/25
if he's a perfect match on paper why does he need to rape?
Aggressive Therapy
  11/29/25
Turns out he was LYING about his height (6 feet) and income,...
honey-headed violent cruise ship mood
  11/29/25
jesus talk about a crime against women
Aggressive Therapy
  11/29/25
holy shit not flame
vigorous depressive sandwich
  11/29/25
Just check the synopsis on Wikipedia and haha holy shit
tan zippy plaza boltzmann
  11/29/25
checked it out because of this post. actually not as terribl...
maroon soul-stirring ticket booth
  11/29/25
It definitely had a familiar feeling, almost like the Sabrin...
honey-headed violent cruise ship mood
  11/29/25
Don’t watch this Film with a Woman. Watch it alone if ...
startled brethren
  11/29/25
what happened champ? your "Woman" having second th...
exciting messiness shrine
  11/29/25
No just giving advice to my internet friends. Watching this ...
startled brethren
  11/29/25
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Aggressive Therapy
  11/29/25
wasnt this movie written by AI?
Nighttime pervert
  11/29/25
https://www.imdb.com/name/nm10227660
Lascivious headpube chad
  11/29/25
I watched it on a plane. Did not see anything artistic or fu...
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  11/29/25
I was cheated because it was recommended by lookmovie and br...
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Erotic fear-inspiring sex offender
  12/06/25
lol, not flame
ungodly maniacal scourge upon the earth den
  11/29/25
Short guys really shouldn't watch this
Violent Gaping Abode
  12/04/25
"millennial culture" is extremely faggot.
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cruel-hearted hot temple boiling water
  12/04/25
Approved
contagious stage famous landscape painting
  12/06/25
Is this XO approved?
kink-friendly striped hyena
  12/06/25
It’s as close to a johnsmeyer-directed film as we&rsqu...
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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: honey-headed violent cruise ship mood

Dakota Johnson plays a matchmaker for elites in NYC. All her clients are pushing 40, desperate to marry, but will not settle for anyone under 6 feet, $500k salary, white.

Johnson falls in love with Pedro Pascal, a swarthy private equity advisor. They get serious and are about to take a month-long trip to Iceland when she discovers that he got leg lengthening surgery and he’s actually only 5’6”, not 6’. She immediately breaks up with him and goes back to Chad, played by Captain America. Chad is a poor amateur actor but he is Tall.

The end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370#49469488)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:17 AM
Author: Diverse awkward spot halford

Women are 180

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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:27 AM
Author: kink-friendly striped hyena



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:04 AM
Author: Diverse awkward spot halford



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: Chrome swashbuckling public bath community account



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Date: November 29th, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: Diverse awkward spot halford



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:33 AM
Author: Lascivious headpube chad

but the film also contains such Important Messages as a perfect match on paper may in fact turn out to be a date raper

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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:50 AM
Author: honey-headed violent cruise ship mood

Ah I see you too are a man of refined Film taste.

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Date: November 29th, 2025 3:21 AM
Author: kink-friendly striped hyena



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Date: November 29th, 2025 11:07 AM
Author: Aggressive Therapy

if he's a perfect match on paper why does he need to rape?

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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:23 PM
Author: honey-headed violent cruise ship mood

Turns out he was LYING about his height (6 feet) and income, and was just a poor short raper.

100% not flame btw this movie rules.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370#49470250)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 7:05 PM
Author: Aggressive Therapy

jesus talk about a crime against women

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Date: November 29th, 2025 2:09 AM
Author: vigorous depressive sandwich

holy shit not flame

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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: tan zippy plaza boltzmann

Just check the synopsis on Wikipedia and haha holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370#49470236)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 2:58 AM
Author: maroon soul-stirring ticket booth

checked it out because of this post. actually not as terrible as i expected.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370#49469595)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 9:54 AM
Author: honey-headed violent cruise ship mood

It definitely had a familiar feeling, almost like the Sabrina-era rom coms of the 90s. Just way more about being Tall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370#49469819)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 10:02 AM
Author: startled brethren

Don’t watch this Film with a Woman. Watch it alone if anything. I wish Roossy were still alive to write about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370#49469825)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: exciting messiness shrine

what happened champ? your "Woman" having second thoughts? haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370#49469857)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 10:31 AM
Author: startled brethren

No just giving advice to my internet friends. Watching this with a Woman is like watching HBO with your mom and people start saying Fuck or having sex in random scenes

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Date: November 29th, 2025 11:07 AM
Author: Aggressive Therapy



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Date: November 29th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: Nighttime pervert

wasnt this movie written by AI?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370#49469901)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: Lascivious headpube chad

https://www.imdb.com/name/nm10227660

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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: Spruce crotch factory reset button

I watched it on a plane. Did not see anything artistic or funny or entertaining, like as if just reading some memes from middle aged shutins. I rate it F.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370#49470272)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 4:40 PM
Author: Lascivious headpube chad

I was cheated because it was recommended by lookmovie and branded as a romcom. There is literally not a single laff anywhere

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Date: December 6th, 2025 11:44 PM
Author: Erotic fear-inspiring sex offender



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: ungodly maniacal scourge upon the earth den

lol, not flame

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Date: December 4th, 2025 6:23 AM
Author: Violent Gaping Abode

Short guys really shouldn't watch this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370#49482613)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 6:46 AM
Author: puce jew knife

"millennial culture" is extremely faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370#49482631)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 6:46 AM
Author: cruel-hearted hot temple boiling water



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Date: December 6th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: contagious stage famous landscape painting

Approved

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Date: December 6th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: kink-friendly striped hyena

Is this XO approved?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370#49490030)



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Date: December 7th, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: honey-headed violent cruise ship mood

It’s as close to a johnsmeyer-directed film as we’re getting, so yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370#49490766)