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Do Goyim Know What We Pre-Rip Our Toilet Paper For Shabbat?

you cant rip toilet paper on shabbat, so we rip it in advanc...
Sadistic step-uncle's house preventive strike
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demanding sienna stag film genital piercing
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Sadistic step-uncle's house preventive strike
  11/10/25
Is flushing a toilet kosher on Shabbat? Seems like it should...
self-absorbed business firm
  12/11/25
I think the pertinent question would be can they wipe their ...
scarlet supple office pozpig
  12/11/25
mechanical =/= electric the torah prohibition is lighting...
Sadistic step-uncle's house preventive strike
  12/11/25
this opens the door for a lot of interesting questions wrt t...
aggressive motley institution toaster
  12/11/25
ofs. this shit is fascinating. get this. using an electro...
Sadistic step-uncle's house preventive strike
  12/11/25
By that logic, driving a Tesla is fine, too
mauve stead private investor
  12/11/25
poor rc? it would be rabbinically prohibited, which means yo...
Sadistic step-uncle's house preventive strike
  12/11/25
ideally you'd construct your communities around safe and eff...
aggressive motley institution toaster
  12/11/25
tsinah the emt can verify, but every minute matters with maj...
Sadistic step-uncle's house preventive strike
  12/11/25
for certain, but i guess i'm just saying that in a community...
aggressive motley institution toaster
  12/11/25
i met a jewish guy on one of those autistic map painting gam...
aggressive motley institution toaster
  12/11/25
like tapping it to turn it on? i mean there are idk i guess ...
aggressive motley institution toaster
  12/11/25
yeah people have asked all those questions. there's also an ...
Sadistic step-uncle's house preventive strike
  12/11/25
how does it handle the issue of bioelectricity then? i mean ...
aggressive motley institution toaster
  12/11/25
protip: don’t start with the premise that these questi...
Titillating Spruce Chad Brunch
  12/12/25
A bidet is just on water pressure u dumb fake kike
metal resort
  12/11/25
poor rc? he was asking about the fancy nip toilets that are ...
Sadistic step-uncle's house preventive strike
  12/11/25
Just so you know, when you flush a toilet the effect is the ...
mauve stead private investor
  12/11/25
the jewish ruling on whether or not the uncleanliness from a...
aggressive motley institution toaster
  12/11/25
srsly wtf are u talking about. the toilet water pump doesnt ...
Sadistic step-uncle's house preventive strike
  12/12/25
Yes, once. If you're on city water or something, maybe they ...
mauve stead private investor
  12/12/25
jews dont live anywhere with well water
Sadistic step-uncle's house preventive strike
  12/12/25
good point
mauve stead private investor
  12/12/25
that system is pretty bound to the electrical grid though
aggressive motley institution toaster
  12/11/25
That's interesting so how do you jews get around that for fu...
self-absorbed business firm
  12/12/25
you're not using it/touching it. it's already on. this appli...
Sadistic step-uncle's house preventive strike
  12/12/25
how did kikes come up with all these retarded rules, they ar...
lime razzle-dazzle dingle berry
  12/11/25
god gave them to moses, and they were passed down orally for...
Sadistic step-uncle's house preventive strike
  12/11/25
ahaahahahahhaahahahahaahahahahahaahahhahaahahahahaahah je...
Mentally Impaired Light Senate
  12/11/25
some are more on the inane side but there's also a lot of wi...
aggressive motley institution toaster
  12/11/25
yeah uncooked pork was riddled with trichinosis wow so scien...
Mentally Impaired Light Senate
  12/11/25
same with the deep seafood prohibition wrt preservation or ...
aggressive motley institution toaster
  12/11/25
its a humiliation ritual to see who degrades themselves most...
Mentally Impaired Light Senate
  12/11/25
Must suck to be in Hell for toilet paper ripping.
cyan den corn cake
  12/11/25
or using toothpaste on shabbat that isnt a special gel kind
Sadistic step-uncle's house preventive strike
  12/11/25
(jew cuck LOVING weird abstract humiliation ritual rules)
Mentally Impaired Light Senate
  12/11/25
whats the one where the wives give their pussy fluids to the...
Mentally Impaired Light Senate
  12/11/25
this one is lolzy
lime razzle-dazzle dingle berry
  12/12/25
Do they know it’s Shabbat time at all?
narrow-minded mad cow disease parlour
  12/11/25


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Date: November 10th, 2025 3:01 PM
Author: Sadistic step-uncle's house preventive strike

you cant rip toilet paper on shabbat, so we rip it in advance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5795778&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370#49417778)



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Date: November 10th, 2025 3:02 PM
Author: demanding sienna stag film genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5795778&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370#49417780)



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Date: November 10th, 2025 3:02 PM
Author: Sadistic step-uncle's house preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5795778&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370#49417784)



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Date: December 11th, 2025 10:40 PM
Author: self-absorbed business firm

Is flushing a toilet kosher on Shabbat? Seems like it should not be since it initiates a mechanical process

What about a Japanese toilet that blasts ur ass but requires you to press a button -- no good I assume

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5795778&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370#49503566)



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Date: December 11th, 2025 10:43 PM
Author: scarlet supple office pozpig

I think the pertinent question would be can they wipe their butt. They probably have a shabbos goy or child do that for them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5795778&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370#49503568)



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Date: December 11th, 2025 10:44 PM
Author: Sadistic step-uncle's house preventive strike

mechanical =/= electric

the torah prohibition is lighting a fire. using electricity is lighting fires bc ur creating sparks

a mechanical process doesnt involve circuitry. flushing a toilet is no different than putting a key in a lock opening your front door.

a nip toilet that blasts your ass would be no good unless it does it automatically somehow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5795778&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370#49503572)



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Date: December 11th, 2025 10:46 PM
Author: aggressive motley institution toaster

this opens the door for a lot of interesting questions wrt the nature of these two categories

"law" is pretty fun when it's just bickering over classifications imo and that appears to be a good chunk of what happens in a minyan of scholars

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5795778&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370#49503578)



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Date: December 11th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: Sadistic step-uncle's house preventive strike

ofs. this shit is fascinating.

get this. using an electronic device like tapping a cell phone technically doesnt violate the torah prohibition because it's just using a battery rather than electricity. there are several reasons its prohibited by rabbinic enactments, though. but it's not a torah prohibition.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5795778&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370#49503604)



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Date: December 11th, 2025 11:03 PM
Author: mauve stead private investor

By that logic, driving a Tesla is fine, too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5795778&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370#49503610)



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Date: December 11th, 2025 11:06 PM
Author: Sadistic step-uncle's house preventive strike

poor rc? it would be rabbinically prohibited, which means you still cant

though you raise an interesting point. when there's a need to break shabbat to save lives, it's better to break a rabbinic prohibition than a torah prohibition. in that case, maybe the jewish EMT services (hatzalah) should use electric ambulences?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5795778&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370#49503614)



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Date: December 11th, 2025 11:10 PM
Author: aggressive motley institution toaster

ideally you'd construct your communities around safe and efficient walking or rolling distance from a hospital to avoid the conundrum entirely

i do enjoy that jews allow the rabbis to weigh in on seemingly secular matters like architecture and urban planning. christian priests today don't have that kind of all encompassing approach, at least not outside of europe, but it's generally important in an older, more genteel sense, to have learned men available for advisory on secular projects

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5795778&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370#49503625)



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Date: December 11th, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: Sadistic step-uncle's house preventive strike

tsinah the emt can verify, but every minute matters with major trauma. ur not gonna have every jew a 5 minute walk from the hospital.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5795778&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370#49503633)



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Date: December 11th, 2025 11:17 PM
Author: aggressive motley institution toaster

for certain, but i guess i'm just saying that in a community with a theocratic sort of bent it's something you'd want to consider

it also makes sense from a secular perspective as well

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5795778&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370#49503636)



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Date: December 11th, 2025 11:16 PM
Author: aggressive motley institution toaster

i met a jewish guy on one of those autistic map painting games maybe 3 years back and we had a fun time talking late into the night about what an ideal jewish city would look like

i showed him the old american progressive "garden city" notion (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Garden_city_movement#/media/File:Howard-three-magnets.png) and we were talking about whether or not the town hall or a main synagogue should be the focal point in between the spokes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5795778&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370#49503635)



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Date: December 11th, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: aggressive motley institution toaster

like tapping it to turn it on? i mean there are idk i guess "sparks" happening at an atomic or molecular level in a battery

i don't really remember exactly how batteries work but there's probably some kind of chemical combination that produces heat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5795778&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370#49503616)



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Date: December 11th, 2025 11:09 PM
Author: Sadistic step-uncle's house preventive strike

yeah people have asked all those questions. there's also an issue of doing something directly versus indirectly. you may not be setting a spark directly if you tap your phone to turn, and it might be indirect.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5795778&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370#49503621)



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Date: December 11th, 2025 11:18 PM
Author: aggressive motley institution toaster

how does it handle the issue of bioelectricity then? i mean we're animated by sparks in a sense at a small enough level, and they're not metaphorical ones

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5795778&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370#49503638)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 11:14 AM
Author: Titillating Spruce Chad Brunch

protip: don’t start with the premise that these questions are being addressed in an intellectually honest fashion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5795778&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370#49504218)



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Date: December 11th, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: metal resort

A bidet is just on water pressure u dumb fake kike

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5795778&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370#49503607)



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Date: December 11th, 2025 11:03 PM
Author: Sadistic step-uncle's house preventive strike

poor rc? he was asking about the fancy nip toilets that are plugged in and u press buttons. he's not asking about a traditional bidet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5795778&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370#49503611)



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Date: December 11th, 2025 11:49 PM
Author: mauve stead private investor

Just so you know, when you flush a toilet the effect is the water pump kicks on to refill the reservoir. The pump requires electricity. Everything beyond the first flush should be illegal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5795778&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370#49503685)



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Date: December 11th, 2025 11:53 PM
Author: aggressive motley institution toaster

the jewish ruling on whether or not the uncleanliness from an unflushed commode outweighs the respect shown from not using the grid on the sabbath would be pretty telling

what's the verdict on this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5795778&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370#49503688)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 8:25 AM
Author: Sadistic step-uncle's house preventive strike

srsly wtf are u talking about. the toilet water pump doesnt require electricity. if you have a power outage, you can still flush ur toilet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5795778&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370#49503971)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: mauve stead private investor

Yes, once. If you're on city water or something, maybe they keep your pipes pressurized and run their pumps on generators. If you're using well water, your well absolutely requires electricity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5795778&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370#49504143)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: Sadistic step-uncle's house preventive strike

jews dont live anywhere with well water

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5795778&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370#49504181)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 11:11 AM
Author: mauve stead private investor

good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5795778&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370#49504210)



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Date: December 11th, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: aggressive motley institution toaster

that system is pretty bound to the electrical grid though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5795778&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370#49503619)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 8:41 AM
Author: self-absorbed business firm

That's interesting so how do you jews get around that for furnaces in winter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5795778&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370#49503989)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: Sadistic step-uncle's house preventive strike

you're not using it/touching it. it's already on. this applies to any form of AC or heat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5795778&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370#49503990)



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Date: December 11th, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: lime razzle-dazzle dingle berry

how did kikes come up with all these retarded rules, they are such neurotic garbage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5795778&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370#49503613)



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Date: December 11th, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: Sadistic step-uncle's house preventive strike

god gave them to moses, and they were passed down orally for 1000+ years, then codified in writing in about 200 ce and by then, there were tons of disputes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5795778&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370#49503618)



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Date: December 11th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: Mentally Impaired Light Senate

ahaahahahahhaahahahahaahahahahahaahahhahaahahahahaahah

jewish iq folks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5795778&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370#49503642)



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Date: December 11th, 2025 11:19 PM
Author: aggressive motley institution toaster

some are more on the inane side but there's also a lot of wisdom in a great deal of them and it's stuff that we had to go back and look at with scientific change to really understand why

some were also found to be counter-productive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5795778&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370#49503641)



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Date: December 11th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: Mentally Impaired Light Senate

yeah uncooked pork was riddled with trichinosis wow so scientific

good work jews!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5795778&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370#49503645)



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Date: December 11th, 2025 11:26 PM
Author: aggressive motley institution toaster

same with the deep seafood prohibition

wrt preservation or lack thereof it probably saved a lot of lives over the centuries

there's also been a few studies as of late showing that several common types of food poisoning can cause damage to the body more serious than the immediate symptoms would suggest

some of it yeah complete nonsense ljl but eh you don't really get to find that out until you experiment with it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5795778&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370#49503664)



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Date: December 11th, 2025 11:23 PM
Author: Mentally Impaired Light Senate

its a humiliation ritual to see who degrades themselves most for the party. kinda stalinist

jew cucks LOVE it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5795778&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370#49503649)



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Date: December 11th, 2025 11:10 PM
Author: cyan den corn cake

Must suck to be in Hell for toilet paper ripping.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5795778&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370#49503623)



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Date: December 11th, 2025 11:16 PM
Author: Sadistic step-uncle's house preventive strike

or using toothpaste on shabbat that isnt a special gel kind

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5795778&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370#49503634)



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Date: December 11th, 2025 11:24 PM
Author: Mentally Impaired Light Senate

(jew cuck LOVING weird abstract humiliation ritual rules)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5795778&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370#49503653)



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Date: December 11th, 2025 11:24 PM
Author: Mentally Impaired Light Senate

whats the one where the wives give their pussy fluids to the rabbi for inspection

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5795778&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370#49503654)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: lime razzle-dazzle dingle berry

this one is lolzy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5795778&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370#49504464)



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Date: December 11th, 2025 11:57 PM
Author: narrow-minded mad cow disease parlour

Do they know it’s Shabbat time at all?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5795778&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370#49503690)