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Materialists (2025) is a 180 movie

Dakota Johnson plays a matchmaker for elites in NYC. All her...
maroon slimy depressive
  11/29/25
Women are 180
Abusive vibrant crotch
  11/29/25
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smoky drunken trump supporter
  11/29/25
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Abusive vibrant crotch
  11/29/25
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cyan talented party of the first part stag film
  11/29/25
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Abusive vibrant crotch
  11/29/25
but the film also contains such Important Messages as a perf...
Soul-stirring Pontificating Abode
  11/29/25
Ah I see you too are a man of refined Film taste.
maroon slimy depressive
  11/29/25
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smoky drunken trump supporter
  11/29/25
if he's a perfect match on paper why does he need to rape?
Saffron Excitant Half-breed Antidepressant Drug
  11/29/25
Turns out he was LYING about his height (6 feet) and income,...
maroon slimy depressive
  11/29/25
jesus talk about a crime against women
Saffron Excitant Half-breed Antidepressant Drug
  11/29/25
holy shit not flame
Coral tattoo
  11/29/25
Just check the synopsis on Wikipedia and haha holy shit
pale tanning salon
  11/29/25
checked it out because of this post. actually not as terribl...
Unhinged Passionate Organic Girlfriend
  11/29/25
It definitely had a familiar feeling, almost like the Sabrin...
maroon slimy depressive
  11/29/25
Don’t watch this Film with a Woman. Watch it alone if ...
poppy know-it-all ratface
  11/29/25
what happened champ? your "Woman" having second th...
Garnet histrionic ticket booth
  11/29/25
No just giving advice to my internet friends. Watching this ...
poppy know-it-all ratface
  11/29/25
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Saffron Excitant Half-breed Antidepressant Drug
  11/29/25
wasnt this movie written by AI?
provocative nubile dopamine
  11/29/25
https://www.imdb.com/name/nm10227660
Soul-stirring Pontificating Abode
  11/29/25
I watched it on a plane. Did not see anything artistic or fu...
Cream spot
  11/29/25
I was cheated because it was recommended by lookmovie and br...
Soul-stirring Pontificating Abode
  11/29/25
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Bespoke hospital
  12/06/25
lol, not flame
shivering haunted graveyard telephone
  11/29/25
Short guys really shouldn't watch this
big anal school cafeteria
  12/04/25
"millennial culture" is extremely faggot.
duck-like stimulating set
  12/04/25
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Harsh Chapel Gaping
  12/04/25
Approved
galvanic range liquid oxygen
  12/06/25
Is this XO approved?
smoky drunken trump supporter
  12/06/25
It’s as close to a johnsmeyer-directed film as we&rsqu...
maroon slimy depressive
  12/07/25


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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: maroon slimy depressive

Dakota Johnson plays a matchmaker for elites in NYC. All her clients are pushing 40, desperate to marry, but will not settle for anyone under 6 feet, $500k salary, white.

Johnson falls in love with Pedro Pascal, a swarthy private equity advisor. They get serious and are about to take a month-long trip to Iceland when she discovers that he got leg lengthening surgery and he’s actually only 5’6”, not 6’. She immediately breaks up with him and goes back to Chad, played by Captain America. Chad is a poor amateur actor but he is Tall.

The end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370#49469488)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:17 AM
Author: Abusive vibrant crotch

Women are 180

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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:27 AM
Author: smoky drunken trump supporter



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:04 AM
Author: Abusive vibrant crotch



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: cyan talented party of the first part stag film



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Date: November 29th, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: Abusive vibrant crotch



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:33 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Pontificating Abode

but the film also contains such Important Messages as a perfect match on paper may in fact turn out to be a date raper

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370#49469514)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:50 AM
Author: maroon slimy depressive

Ah I see you too are a man of refined Film taste.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370#49469521)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 3:21 AM
Author: smoky drunken trump supporter



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Date: November 29th, 2025 11:07 AM
Author: Saffron Excitant Half-breed Antidepressant Drug

if he's a perfect match on paper why does he need to rape?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370#49469904)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:23 PM
Author: maroon slimy depressive

Turns out he was LYING about his height (6 feet) and income, and was just a poor short raper.

100% not flame btw this movie rules.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370#49470250)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 7:05 PM
Author: Saffron Excitant Half-breed Antidepressant Drug

jesus talk about a crime against women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370#49470990)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 2:09 AM
Author: Coral tattoo

holy shit not flame

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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: pale tanning salon

Just check the synopsis on Wikipedia and haha holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370#49470236)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 2:58 AM
Author: Unhinged Passionate Organic Girlfriend

checked it out because of this post. actually not as terrible as i expected.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370#49469595)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 9:54 AM
Author: maroon slimy depressive

It definitely had a familiar feeling, almost like the Sabrina-era rom coms of the 90s. Just way more about being Tall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370#49469819)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 10:02 AM
Author: poppy know-it-all ratface

Don’t watch this Film with a Woman. Watch it alone if anything. I wish Roossy were still alive to write about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370#49469825)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Garnet histrionic ticket booth

what happened champ? your "Woman" having second thoughts? haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370#49469857)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 10:31 AM
Author: poppy know-it-all ratface

No just giving advice to my internet friends. Watching this with a Woman is like watching HBO with your mom and people start saying Fuck or having sex in random scenes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370#49469858)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 11:07 AM
Author: Saffron Excitant Half-breed Antidepressant Drug



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Date: November 29th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: provocative nubile dopamine

wasnt this movie written by AI?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370#49469901)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Pontificating Abode

https://www.imdb.com/name/nm10227660

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370#49470197)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: Cream spot

I watched it on a plane. Did not see anything artistic or funny or entertaining, like as if just reading some memes from middle aged shutins. I rate it F.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370#49470272)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 4:40 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Pontificating Abode

I was cheated because it was recommended by lookmovie and branded as a romcom. There is literally not a single laff anywhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370#49470755)



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Date: December 6th, 2025 11:44 PM
Author: Bespoke hospital



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: shivering haunted graveyard telephone

lol, not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370#49470281)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 6:23 AM
Author: big anal school cafeteria

Short guys really shouldn't watch this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370#49482613)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 6:46 AM
Author: duck-like stimulating set

"millennial culture" is extremely faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370#49482631)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 6:46 AM
Author: Harsh Chapel Gaping



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Date: December 6th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: galvanic range liquid oxygen

Approved

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370#49490026)



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Date: December 6th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: smoky drunken trump supporter

Is this XO approved?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370#49490030)



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Date: December 7th, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: maroon slimy depressive

It’s as close to a johnsmeyer-directed film as we’re getting, so yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370#49490766)