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Materialists (2025) is a 180 movie

Dakota Johnson plays a matchmaker for elites in NYC. All her...
Elite violent library stock car
  11/29/25
Women are 180
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Bisexual insanely creepy state
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Bisexual insanely creepy state
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but the film also contains such Important Messages as a perf...
Trip amethyst sex offender halford
  11/29/25
Ah I see you too are a man of refined Film taste.
Elite violent library stock car
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Exhilarant dragon institution
  11/29/25
if he's a perfect match on paper why does he need to rape?
charcoal trailer park pisswyrm
  11/29/25
Turns out he was LYING about his height (6 feet) and income,...
Elite violent library stock car
  11/29/25
jesus talk about a crime against women
charcoal trailer park pisswyrm
  11/29/25
holy shit not flame
Maniacal national mood
  11/29/25
Just check the synopsis on Wikipedia and haha holy shit
arousing hilarious nibblets
  11/29/25
checked it out because of this post. actually not as terribl...
High-end spruce toilet seat
  11/29/25
It definitely had a familiar feeling, almost like the Sabrin...
Elite violent library stock car
  11/29/25
Don’t watch this Film with a Woman. Watch it alone if ...
Clear beady-eyed gunner
  11/29/25
what happened champ? your "Woman" having second th...
Ivory Cruise Ship Digit Ratio
  11/29/25
No just giving advice to my internet friends. Watching this ...
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charcoal trailer park pisswyrm
  11/29/25
wasnt this movie written by AI?
Mewling Famous Landscape Painting
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https://www.imdb.com/name/nm10227660
Trip amethyst sex offender halford
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I watched it on a plane. Did not see anything artistic or fu...
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I was cheated because it was recommended by lookmovie and br...
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Talented naked roommate
  12/06/25
lol, not flame
Motley garnet gaping legend
  11/29/25
Short guys really shouldn't watch this
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"millennial culture" is extremely faggot.
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Glassy Wonderful Fortuitous Meteor Stage
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Approved
Blathering 180 station
  12/06/25
Is this XO approved?
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  12/06/25
It’s as close to a johnsmeyer-directed film as we&rsqu...
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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: Elite violent library stock car

Dakota Johnson plays a matchmaker for elites in NYC. All her clients are pushing 40, desperate to marry, but will not settle for anyone under 6 feet, $500k salary, white.

Johnson falls in love with Pedro Pascal, a swarthy private equity advisor. They get serious and are about to take a month-long trip to Iceland when she discovers that he got leg lengthening surgery and he’s actually only 5’6”, not 6’. She immediately breaks up with him and goes back to Chad, played by Captain America. Chad is a poor amateur actor but he is Tall.

The end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370#49469488)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:17 AM
Author: Bisexual insanely creepy state

Women are 180

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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:27 AM
Author: Exhilarant dragon institution



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:04 AM
Author: Bisexual insanely creepy state



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: fragrant offensive jewess forum



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Date: November 29th, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: Bisexual insanely creepy state



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:33 AM
Author: Trip amethyst sex offender halford

but the film also contains such Important Messages as a perfect match on paper may in fact turn out to be a date raper

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370#49469514)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:50 AM
Author: Elite violent library stock car

Ah I see you too are a man of refined Film taste.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370#49469521)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 3:21 AM
Author: Exhilarant dragon institution



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Date: November 29th, 2025 11:07 AM
Author: charcoal trailer park pisswyrm

if he's a perfect match on paper why does he need to rape?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370#49469904)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:23 PM
Author: Elite violent library stock car

Turns out he was LYING about his height (6 feet) and income, and was just a poor short raper.

100% not flame btw this movie rules.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370#49470250)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 7:05 PM
Author: charcoal trailer park pisswyrm

jesus talk about a crime against women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370#49470990)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 2:09 AM
Author: Maniacal national mood

holy shit not flame

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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: arousing hilarious nibblets

Just check the synopsis on Wikipedia and haha holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370#49470236)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 2:58 AM
Author: High-end spruce toilet seat

checked it out because of this post. actually not as terrible as i expected.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370#49469595)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 9:54 AM
Author: Elite violent library stock car

It definitely had a familiar feeling, almost like the Sabrina-era rom coms of the 90s. Just way more about being Tall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370#49469819)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 10:02 AM
Author: Clear beady-eyed gunner

Don’t watch this Film with a Woman. Watch it alone if anything. I wish Roossy were still alive to write about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370#49469825)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Ivory Cruise Ship Digit Ratio

what happened champ? your "Woman" having second thoughts? haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370#49469857)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 10:31 AM
Author: Clear beady-eyed gunner

No just giving advice to my internet friends. Watching this with a Woman is like watching HBO with your mom and people start saying Fuck or having sex in random scenes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370#49469858)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 11:07 AM
Author: charcoal trailer park pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370#49469905)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: Mewling Famous Landscape Painting

wasnt this movie written by AI?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370#49469901)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: Trip amethyst sex offender halford

https://www.imdb.com/name/nm10227660

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370#49470197)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: Carmine Range Indirect Expression

I watched it on a plane. Did not see anything artistic or funny or entertaining, like as if just reading some memes from middle aged shutins. I rate it F.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370#49470272)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 4:40 PM
Author: Trip amethyst sex offender halford

I was cheated because it was recommended by lookmovie and branded as a romcom. There is literally not a single laff anywhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370#49470755)



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Date: December 6th, 2025 11:44 PM
Author: Talented naked roommate



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: Motley garnet gaping legend

lol, not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370#49470281)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 6:23 AM
Author: swashbuckling university gaming laptop

Short guys really shouldn't watch this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370#49482613)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 6:46 AM
Author: Mentally impaired laughsome brunch rigpig

"millennial culture" is extremely faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370#49482631)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 6:46 AM
Author: Glassy Wonderful Fortuitous Meteor Stage



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Date: December 6th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: Blathering 180 station

Approved

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Date: December 6th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: Exhilarant dragon institution

Is this XO approved?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370#49490030)



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Date: December 7th, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: Elite violent library stock car

It’s as close to a johnsmeyer-directed film as we’re getting, so yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370#49490766)