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COLONOSCOPY tomorrow. First time. Laxatives to be deployed at 5PM/10PM

Fast today, shitmeds tonight, digital cameras in my anus tom...
Contagious filthpig
  03/18/25
are you fully sedated? are u scareed?
boyish university incel
  03/18/25
yes apparently. they wont let me drive home after, but idk h...
Contagious filthpig
  03/18/25
They will, no bullshit, call the cops
vigorous adulterous dopamine
  03/18/25
i had to pick up my gf from one recently. there was some wai...
Galvanic arrogant new version
  03/19/25
Tell us about your girlfriend’s colonoscopy if it&rsqu...
fiercely-loyal dilemma idea he suggested
  12/09/25
try and report back
Pearly thriller site stock car
  03/26/25
The laxatives part is the worst part You drink a gallon o...
nubile indian lodge
  03/18/25
It's more than cameras bro. They shave your asshold. It's pr...
spectacular crimson chapel international law enforcement agency
  03/18/25
Theyre going to shave my holds? Not if I beat them to it
Contagious filthpig
  03/18/25
Do colonoscopies result in false positives or actual positiv...
flatulent toaster round eye
  03/18/25
good question. "Yes, colonoscopies can sometimes re...
Contagious filthpig
  03/18/25
Ty. What I would be concerned about is treatments for cancer...
flatulent toaster round eye
  03/18/25
HOWS THE SHITTING GOING? Please give play by play.
vigorous adulterous dopamine
  03/18/25
It's 720 am. He's now done shooting his shit and is on the w...
spectacular crimson chapel international law enforcement agency
  03/19/25
Lol...what a horrible way to spend a day.
vigorous adulterous dopamine
  03/19/25
???
spectacular crimson chapel international law enforcement agency
  03/19/25
Within 10 min the lax made me queasy Within 15 minutes s...
Contagious filthpig
  03/19/25
I drink a gallon of that daily
spectacular crimson chapel international law enforcement agency
  03/19/25
The cure can be worse than the disease if they find somethin...
thirsty school cafeteria kitty cat
  03/19/25
There is no "cure" for getting dildo'd senseless i...
spectacular crimson chapel international law enforcement agency
  03/19/25
jfc I’d almost think you were enjoying his misery
Sienna glittery ticket booth
  03/21/25
sure about that hoss?
Bistre Pea-brained Cuckoldry Parlour
  12/09/25
100%.
thirsty school cafeteria kitty cat
  12/09/25
(dead luis)
Hilarious Jade Jap
  12/10/25
How’d it go? Routine check due to age or were you shit...
soul-stirring stage
  03/21/25
very clean apparently said cum back in 10 years
Contagious filthpig
  03/26/25
Why do this? Scared of death? Following “doctor’...
Heady Death Wish Mother
  03/21/25
Our age group's assholds are pozzed in unexplainable ways. 3...
Sick lascivious national security agency
  03/26/25
is this truly a really high EV medical treatment? doesn't so...
doobsian translucent black woman step-uncle's house
  12/09/25
though invasive and life-disruptive for a few days yes, it i...
Bistre Pea-brained Cuckoldry Parlour
  12/10/25
ty yeah that does seem like the medical consensus idk
doobsian translucent black woman step-uncle's house
  12/10/25
would HIGHLY recommend
Contagious filthpig
  12/10/25
why
doobsian translucent black woman step-uncle's house
  12/10/25
The drugs can be really good. Propofol is just go to sleep, ...
lemon rigpig theater stage
  12/10/25
what in the hell did I just read?
mentally impaired seedy nursing home
  12/10/25
Poetry
Hilarious Jade Jap
  12/10/25
OldHLSDude is basically Walt Whitmam with a sense of humor.
mentally impaired seedy nursing home
  12/10/25
...
doobsian translucent black woman step-uncle's house
  12/11/25
...
Provocative Misunderstood Office
  12/10/25
tyft. i guess i should be grateful that medical science has...
doobsian translucent black woman step-uncle's house
  12/11/25
Yes, I think colonoscopies are a good idea. There's a 5% li...
lemon rigpig theater stage
  12/11/25
The propofol they will give you will be the greatest sleep y...
mischievous insanely creepy whorehouse
  12/10/25
It's truly an amazing drug. Lights off/lights on. Refreshing...
lemon rigpig theater stage
  12/10/25
ljl at paying "doctors" for this process you can e...
Blue painfully honest fat ankles trailer park
  12/11/25
...
spectacular crimson chapel international law enforcement agency
  12/11/25
sounds wise
Motley rebellious sweet tailpipe
  12/11/25


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Date: March 18th, 2025 8:01 AM
Author: Contagious filthpig

Fast today, shitmeds tonight, digital cameras in my anus tomorrow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5695864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370#48758038)



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Date: March 18th, 2025 8:04 AM
Author: boyish university incel

are you fully sedated? are u scareed?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5695864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370#48758040)



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Date: March 18th, 2025 8:06 AM
Author: Contagious filthpig

yes apparently. they wont let me drive home after, but idk how they will stop me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5695864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370#48758041)



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Date: March 18th, 2025 9:12 AM
Author: vigorous adulterous dopamine

They will, no bullshit, call the cops

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5695864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370#48758179)



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Date: March 19th, 2025 7:23 AM
Author: Galvanic arrogant new version

i had to pick up my gf from one recently. there was some waiting area where they couldn't leave until someone came and signed them out.

i'm sure they can't legally hold you but you should probably just uber to avoid picking a fight over disregarding your own safety.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5695864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370#48761417)



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Date: December 9th, 2025 11:57 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal dilemma idea he suggested

Tell us about your girlfriend’s colonoscopy if it’s not too late

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5695864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370#49498406)



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Date: March 26th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: Pearly thriller site stock car

try and report back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5695864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370#48784208)



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Date: March 18th, 2025 9:14 AM
Author: nubile indian lodge

The laxatives part is the worst part

You drink a gallon of this nasty stuff that makes you piss out of your ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5695864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370#48758181)



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Date: March 18th, 2025 9:18 AM
Author: spectacular crimson chapel international law enforcement agency

It's more than cameras bro. They shave your asshold. It's probably the best day to have gay sex. Smooth shaved no poop left. Only bad part is you're partially sedated so can't feel it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5695864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370#48758184)



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Date: March 18th, 2025 9:27 AM
Author: Contagious filthpig

Theyre going to shave my holds? Not if I beat them to it



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5695864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370#48758206)



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Date: March 18th, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: flatulent toaster round eye

Do colonoscopies result in false positives or actual positives that don't necessarily need treatment like breast cancer? I've heard that mammograms and ensuing treatments actually result in worse outcomes (or at least no better) than doing nothing because a lot of the cancer they find and treat does not really require treatment. Idk tho haven't done a deep dive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5695864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370#48758195)



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Date: March 18th, 2025 9:28 AM
Author: Contagious filthpig

good question.

"Yes, colonoscopies can sometimes result in false positives. A false positive occurs when the procedure identifies something as abnormal (such as a polyp or lesion) that turns out to be harmless upon further testing. Factors that may contribute to false positives include:

Inflammation or irritation: Conditions like colitis, hemorrhoids, or minor irritation can sometimes appear suspicious.

Residue in the colon: Inadequate bowel preparation can obscure the view, making normal tissue appear abnormal.

Biopsy interpretation: Occasionally, a benign growth may initially be misinterpreted as potentially cancerous.

While false positives are possible, colonoscopies remain one of the most effective tools for detecting colorectal cancer and other issues. Follow-up tests, such as biopsy analysis, typically clarify any uncertain findings."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5695864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370#48758211)



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Date: March 18th, 2025 9:35 AM
Author: flatulent toaster round eye

Ty. What I would be concerned about is treatments for cancer that doesn't actually need treatment. I'm not an expert, but this is the type of stuff I'm referring to:

https://www.cancer.gov/news-events/cancer-currents-blog/2023/mammography-older-women-breast-cancer-overdiagnosis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5695864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370#48758225)



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Date: March 18th, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: vigorous adulterous dopamine

HOWS THE SHITTING GOING?

Please give play by play.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5695864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370#48759861)



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Date: March 19th, 2025 7:21 AM
Author: spectacular crimson chapel international law enforcement agency

It's 720 am. He's now done shooting his shit and is on the way to get fingerbanged senseless by an Indian woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5695864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370#48761410)



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Date: March 19th, 2025 7:23 AM
Author: vigorous adulterous dopamine

Lol...what a horrible way to spend a day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5695864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370#48761416)



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Date: March 19th, 2025 7:57 AM
Author: spectacular crimson chapel international law enforcement agency

???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5695864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370#48761462)



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Date: March 19th, 2025 8:16 AM
Author: Contagious filthpig

Within 10 min the lax made me queasy

Within 15 minutes shitting Niagara Falls

About 30m later rounds 2 and 3, all yellow water gushing

1h later fine

You do two rounds



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5695864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370#48761485)



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Date: March 19th, 2025 8:32 AM
Author: spectacular crimson chapel international law enforcement agency

I drink a gallon of that daily

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5695864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370#48761498)



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Date: March 19th, 2025 8:51 AM
Author: thirsty school cafeteria kitty cat

The cure can be worse than the disease if they find something. I am opting out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5695864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370#48761528)



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Date: March 19th, 2025 10:18 AM
Author: spectacular crimson chapel international law enforcement agency

There is no "cure" for getting dildo'd senseless in front of like 3 nurses. It's just a humiliation ritual and they put this on OF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5695864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370#48761774)



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Date: March 21st, 2025 12:35 PM
Author: Sienna glittery ticket booth

jfc I’d almost think you were enjoying his misery

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5695864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370#48768756)



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Date: December 9th, 2025 11:27 PM
Author: Bistre Pea-brained Cuckoldry Parlour

sure about that hoss?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5695864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370#49498373)



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Date: December 9th, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: thirsty school cafeteria kitty cat

100%.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5695864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370#49498388)



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Date: December 10th, 2025 8:51 AM
Author: Hilarious Jade Jap

(dead luis)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5695864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370#49498719)



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Date: March 21st, 2025 11:39 AM
Author: soul-stirring stage

How’d it go? Routine check due to age or were you shitting blood?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5695864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370#48768582)



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Date: March 26th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: Contagious filthpig

very clean apparently

said cum back in 10 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5695864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370#48784194)



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Date: March 21st, 2025 12:02 PM
Author: Heady Death Wish Mother

Why do this? Scared of death? Following “doctor’s” advice?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5695864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370#48768640)



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Date: March 26th, 2025 2:56 PM
Author: Sick lascivious national security agency

Our age group's assholds are pozzed in unexplainable ways. 38yo healthy white bros w no symptoms getting stage 4 ass cancer. "Doctors" have no idea what's causing it, and the flame recommended ages are still way too old. I'll be insisting my doctor dildo me later this year even though I'm not yet 40.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5695864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370#48784310)



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Date: December 9th, 2025 11:32 PM
Author: doobsian translucent black woman step-uncle's house

is this truly a really high EV medical treatment? doesn't sound like much fun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5695864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370#49498376)



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Date: December 10th, 2025 12:16 AM
Author: Bistre Pea-brained Cuckoldry Parlour

though invasive and life-disruptive for a few days yes, it is the only fully reliable way to detect this type of cancer which has very good prognosis if caught early and terrible prognosis if caught late. also any precancerous polyps are removed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5695864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370#49498421)



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Date: December 10th, 2025 9:17 AM
Author: doobsian translucent black woman step-uncle's house

ty yeah that does seem like the medical consensus idk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5695864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370#49498749)



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Date: December 10th, 2025 8:47 AM
Author: Contagious filthpig

would HIGHLY recommend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5695864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370#49498714)



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Date: December 10th, 2025 9:17 AM
Author: doobsian translucent black woman step-uncle's house

why

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5695864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370#49498750)



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Date: December 10th, 2025 10:16 AM
Author: lemon rigpig theater stage

The drugs can be really good. Propofol is just go to sleep, but when they use a mix of benzos and fentanyl it's euphoric. Then you get to stay awake while very stoned and can see what your colon looks like on the TV monitor. Historical note: in the old days, before the flexible fiber optic thing was commonly used, they used a rigid sigmoidoscope. We used to call it "riding the silver stallion." They jammed this big thick shiny rigid thing about a foot up your ass with no anesthesia. It was like being done by Darnell while he is wearing an aluminum foil condom. The company I worked for at the time made everyone on the executive payroll have a full blown aviation physical every year. We alternated a treadmill stress test and the sigmoidoscope every other year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5695864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370#49498859)



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Date: December 10th, 2025 10:19 AM
Author: mentally impaired seedy nursing home

what in the hell did I just read?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5695864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370#49498870)



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Date: December 10th, 2025 10:53 AM
Author: Hilarious Jade Jap

Poetry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5695864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370#49498936)



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Date: December 10th, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: mentally impaired seedy nursing home

OldHLSDude is basically Walt Whitmam with a sense of humor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5695864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370#49498960)



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Date: December 11th, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: doobsian translucent black woman step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5695864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370#49501477)



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Date: December 10th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: Provocative Misunderstood Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5695864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370#49498971)



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Date: December 11th, 2025 9:14 AM
Author: doobsian translucent black woman step-uncle's house

tyft. i guess i should be grateful that medical science has advanced to where it has. your view then is that they are cost benefit positive? putting aside some of the borderline questions about what age to start doing them or whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5695864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370#49501482)



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Date: December 11th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: lemon rigpig theater stage

Yes, I think colonoscopies are a good idea. There's a 5% lifetime chance of getting colorectal cancer, and you can reduce that to nearly zero with colonoscopies. Moreover, that 5% number may be too low. Looks there is a spike occurring in younger people. If you have a clean one, you won't need another for a while. If they find polyps, particularly adenomatous ones, regular surveillance is in order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5695864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370#49501643)



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Date: December 10th, 2025 10:21 AM
Author: mischievous insanely creepy whorehouse

The propofol they will give you will be the greatest sleep you ever had and you will totally wake up understanding Michael Jackson. Maybe once a month a fondly recall waking up from it. I

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5695864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370#49498874)



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Date: December 10th, 2025 2:30 PM
Author: lemon rigpig theater stage

It's truly an amazing drug. Lights off/lights on. Refreshing rest and no hangover.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5695864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370#49499849)



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Date: December 11th, 2025 9:33 AM
Author: Blue painfully honest fat ankles trailer park

ljl at paying "doctors" for this process you can easily diy just watch some youtube vids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5695864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370#49501518)



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Date: December 11th, 2025 10:00 AM
Author: spectacular crimson chapel international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5695864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370#49501556)



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Date: December 11th, 2025 11:31 AM
Author: Motley rebellious sweet tailpipe

sounds wise

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5695864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370#49501773)