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Got a few workshopping at the moment: (these are not final) ...
sticky cuckoldry partner
  06/11/22
Love the call me maybe parody brother. Maybe I can get Carl...
Henna Provocative Blood Rage Parlour
  06/11/22
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fluffy bateful hall mediation
  06/11/22
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sticky cuckoldry partner
  06/11/22
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shimmering galvanic elastic band
  06/11/22
Obviously it’s la cucaracha His clientele is all ob...
fluffy bateful hall mediation
  06/11/22
Love it brother, will run these during Piolin
sticky cuckoldry partner
  06/11/22
He can then hand out fake cockroaches to everyone he meets i...
fluffy bateful hall mediation
  06/11/22
anthropomorphized giant cockroach plushies with tiny little ...
Stirring infuriating hissy fit heaven
  06/11/22
https://www.amazon.com/waiforu-Cockroach-Lifelike-Halloween-...
fluffy bateful hall mediation
  06/11/22
...
Henna Provocative Blood Rage Parlour
  06/11/22
Just banged my wife. I am so 180 and have a lot of sex.
Henna Provocative Blood Rage Parlour
  06/12/22
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sticky cuckoldry partner
  12/05/25


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Date: June 11th, 2022 7:47 PM
Author: sticky cuckoldry partner

Got a few workshopping at the moment: (these are not final)

🎶If you do a crashy crashy and you want a guy who's flashy

Call *honk* *honk* (firm name) attorney at law 🎶

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This one is to the tune of "Call me maybe" but also is legally protected parody

🎶Hey I just crashed oops, my neck is painful

Now I'm calling (firm name) law firm baby🎶

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5128790&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370#44667643)



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Date: June 11th, 2022 7:57 PM
Author: Henna Provocative Blood Rage Parlour

Love the call me maybe parody brother. Maybe I can get Carly Rae Jepsen to actually do the commercial, I can afford it, I’m rich lol. Maybe pay her a bit extra for a MFF threesome with my wife. I have sex with my wife, a lot. My wife and I have sexual intercourse a lot. We have sex. Sometimes we invite other females lol. Threesomes. Sex. I will invite Carly Rae Jepsen for the threesome. Email me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5128790&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370#44667695)



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Date: June 11th, 2022 7:59 PM
Author: fluffy bateful hall mediation



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Date: June 11th, 2022 8:00 PM
Author: sticky cuckoldry partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5128790&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370#44667713)



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Date: June 11th, 2022 8:07 PM
Author: shimmering galvanic elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5128790&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370#44667735)



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Date: June 11th, 2022 7:51 PM
Author: fluffy bateful hall mediation

Obviously it’s la cucaracha

His clientele is all obese Mexicans.

La cucaracha, la cucaracha

The cockroach, the cockroach

ya no puede caminar

can’t walk anymore

porque le falta, porque no tiene

because it’s missing, because it doesn’t have

una pata para andar.

a leg to walk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5128790&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370#44667669)



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Date: June 11th, 2022 7:53 PM
Author: sticky cuckoldry partner

Love it brother, will run these during Piolin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5128790&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370#44667674)



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Date: June 11th, 2022 7:55 PM
Author: fluffy bateful hall mediation

He can then hand out fake cockroaches to everyone he meets irl, and they will remember him even years later.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5128790&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370#44667687)



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Date: June 11th, 2022 7:58 PM
Author: Stirring infuriating hissy fit heaven

anthropomorphized giant cockroach plushies with tiny little briefcases

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5128790&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370#44667699)



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Date: June 11th, 2022 8:00 PM
Author: fluffy bateful hall mediation

https://www.amazon.com/waiforu-Cockroach-Lifelike-Halloween-Tricking/dp/B09337CYY6/

Put one into a potential clients hand or on their shoulder and act freaked out when you see it.

When tied into the la cucaracha jingle blasted on the airwaves it’ll be unforgettable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5128790&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370#44667717)



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Date: June 11th, 2022 11:36 PM
Author: Henna Provocative Blood Rage Parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5128790&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370#44668494)



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Date: June 12th, 2022 4:17 PM
Author: Henna Provocative Blood Rage Parlour

Just banged my wife. I am so 180 and have a lot of sex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5128790&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370#44671033)



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Date: December 5th, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: sticky cuckoldry partner



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