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Materialists (2025) is a 180 movie

Dakota Johnson plays a matchmaker for elites in NYC. All her...
Comical church faggotry
  11/29/25
Women are 180
Brass laughsome national
  11/29/25
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violent internet-worthy office codepig
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Brass laughsome national
  11/29/25
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very tactful abode gaping
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Brass laughsome national
  11/29/25
but the film also contains such Important Messages as a perf...
metal death wish whorehouse
  11/29/25
Ah I see you too are a man of refined Film taste.
Comical church faggotry
  11/29/25
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violent internet-worthy office codepig
  11/29/25
if he's a perfect match on paper why does he need to rape?
massive puce tank
  11/29/25
Turns out he was LYING about his height (6 feet) and income,...
Comical church faggotry
  11/29/25
jesus talk about a crime against women
massive puce tank
  11/29/25
holy shit not flame
Drunken hospital
  11/29/25
Just check the synopsis on Wikipedia and haha holy shit
multi-colored lavender ape rigor
  11/29/25
checked it out because of this post. actually not as terribl...
Boyish red crackhouse crotch
  11/29/25
It definitely had a familiar feeling, almost like the Sabrin...
Comical church faggotry
  11/29/25
Don’t watch this Film with a Woman. Watch it alone if ...
Swashbuckling bull headed center
  11/29/25
what happened champ? your "Woman" having second th...
Green Trip French Chef
  11/29/25
No just giving advice to my internet friends. Watching this ...
Swashbuckling bull headed center
  11/29/25
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massive puce tank
  11/29/25
wasnt this movie written by AI?
orange buck-toothed international law enforcement agency sneaky criminal
  11/29/25
https://www.imdb.com/name/nm10227660
metal death wish whorehouse
  11/29/25
I watched it on a plane. Did not see anything artistic or fu...
black step-uncle's house
  11/29/25
I was cheated because it was recommended by lookmovie and br...
metal death wish whorehouse
  11/29/25
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Learning disabled razzle sweet tailpipe pervert
  12/06/25
lol, not flame
Frozen Excitant Blood Rage
  11/29/25
Short guys really shouldn't watch this
adulterous brethren
  12/04/25
"millennial culture" is extremely faggot.
Crimson gas station
  12/04/25
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nudist patrolman
  12/04/25
Approved
sable sandwich meetinghouse
  12/06/25
Is this XO approved?
violent internet-worthy office codepig
  12/06/25
It’s as close to a johnsmeyer-directed film as we&rsqu...
Comical church faggotry
  12/07/25


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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: Comical church faggotry

Dakota Johnson plays a matchmaker for elites in NYC. All her clients are pushing 40, desperate to marry, but will not settle for anyone under 6 feet, $500k salary, white.

Johnson falls in love with Pedro Pascal, a swarthy private equity advisor. They get serious and are about to take a month-long trip to Iceland when she discovers that he got leg lengthening surgery and he’s actually only 5’6”, not 6’. She immediately breaks up with him and goes back to Chad, played by Captain America. Chad is a poor amateur actor but he is Tall.

The end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370#49469488)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:17 AM
Author: Brass laughsome national

Women are 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370#49469497)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:27 AM
Author: violent internet-worthy office codepig



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:04 AM
Author: Brass laughsome national



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: very tactful abode gaping



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Date: November 29th, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: Brass laughsome national



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:33 AM
Author: metal death wish whorehouse

but the film also contains such Important Messages as a perfect match on paper may in fact turn out to be a date raper

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370#49469514)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:50 AM
Author: Comical church faggotry

Ah I see you too are a man of refined Film taste.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370#49469521)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 3:21 AM
Author: violent internet-worthy office codepig



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Date: November 29th, 2025 11:07 AM
Author: massive puce tank

if he's a perfect match on paper why does he need to rape?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370#49469904)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:23 PM
Author: Comical church faggotry

Turns out he was LYING about his height (6 feet) and income, and was just a poor short raper.

100% not flame btw this movie rules.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370#49470250)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 7:05 PM
Author: massive puce tank

jesus talk about a crime against women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370#49470990)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 2:09 AM
Author: Drunken hospital

holy shit not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370#49469582)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: multi-colored lavender ape rigor

Just check the synopsis on Wikipedia and haha holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370#49470236)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 2:58 AM
Author: Boyish red crackhouse crotch

checked it out because of this post. actually not as terrible as i expected.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370#49469595)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 9:54 AM
Author: Comical church faggotry

It definitely had a familiar feeling, almost like the Sabrina-era rom coms of the 90s. Just way more about being Tall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370#49469819)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 10:02 AM
Author: Swashbuckling bull headed center

Don’t watch this Film with a Woman. Watch it alone if anything. I wish Roossy were still alive to write about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370#49469825)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Green Trip French Chef

what happened champ? your "Woman" having second thoughts? haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370#49469857)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 10:31 AM
Author: Swashbuckling bull headed center

No just giving advice to my internet friends. Watching this with a Woman is like watching HBO with your mom and people start saying Fuck or having sex in random scenes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370#49469858)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 11:07 AM
Author: massive puce tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370#49469905)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: orange buck-toothed international law enforcement agency sneaky criminal

wasnt this movie written by AI?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370#49469901)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: metal death wish whorehouse

https://www.imdb.com/name/nm10227660

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370#49470197)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: black step-uncle's house

I watched it on a plane. Did not see anything artistic or funny or entertaining, like as if just reading some memes from middle aged shutins. I rate it F.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370#49470272)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 4:40 PM
Author: metal death wish whorehouse

I was cheated because it was recommended by lookmovie and branded as a romcom. There is literally not a single laff anywhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370#49470755)



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Date: December 6th, 2025 11:44 PM
Author: Learning disabled razzle sweet tailpipe pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370#49490241)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: Frozen Excitant Blood Rage

lol, not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370#49470281)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 6:23 AM
Author: adulterous brethren

Short guys really shouldn't watch this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370#49482613)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 6:46 AM
Author: Crimson gas station

"millennial culture" is extremely faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370#49482631)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 6:46 AM
Author: nudist patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370#49482632)



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Date: December 6th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: sable sandwich meetinghouse

Approved

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370#49490026)



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Date: December 6th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: violent internet-worthy office codepig

Is this XO approved?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370#49490030)



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Date: December 7th, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: Comical church faggotry

It’s as close to a johnsmeyer-directed film as we’re getting, so yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309370#49490766)