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Micah Parsons to the Packers for two firsts

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appetizing mahogany twinkling uncleanness plaza
  08/28/25
lol @ the cowboys
Effete Ruby Orchestra Pit
  08/28/25
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appetizing mahogany twinkling uncleanness plaza
  08/28/25
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mewling range scourge upon the earth
  08/28/25
that's it?
Ruddy Macaca
  08/28/25
pack is paying him $47 million per year
appetizing mahogany twinkling uncleanness plaza
  08/28/25
and Kenny Clark... good player but he'll be 30 in a few mont...
flatulent trailer park
  08/28/25
1 sack doesnt sound good
Ruddy Macaca
  08/28/25
Micah Parsons has 1 career playoff sack.
Racy step-uncle's house
  08/29/25
1/4 = 1/17 (xo 2025
Heady Mad-dog Skullcap
  08/29/25
Kenny Clark has 5 sacks in 11 postseason games played. Parso...
Racy step-uncle's house
  08/29/25
Parsons ate up 2 sacks v. Eagles, 2 @ Commanders, etc. last ...
Heady Mad-dog Skullcap
  08/29/25
I like the Packers. This was a retarded move.
Racy step-uncle's house
  08/29/25
Where are we on this.
Heady Mad-dog Skullcap
  09/12/25
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Heady Mad-dog Skullcap
  10/28/25
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Heady Mad-dog Skullcap
  11/27/25
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Heady Mad-dog Skullcap
  12/11/25
Haha wow
amethyst bat shit crazy sanctuary milk
  08/28/25
Happy?
Histrionic Cyan Coldplay Fan Kitty Cat
  08/28/25
I don't know. This is fairly unlike our front office and its...
amethyst bat shit crazy sanctuary milk
  08/28/25
Good move by the Boys.
Racy step-uncle's house
  08/28/25
lol why keep your best player when you could trade him for ...
mewling range scourge upon the earth
  08/28/25
He costs more than he is worth.
Racy step-uncle's house
  08/28/25
what’s jerry gonna do with the savings bro their D su...
mewling range scourge upon the earth
  08/28/25
three fifths, ackshually
floppy dopamine
  08/28/25
It feels like a loss for Dallas but it does make some sense....
pea-brained haunting shitlib office
  08/28/25
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Brindle arousing tanning salon
  08/29/25
Jerry caused all of those problems. This trade is just anoth...
Honey-headed fiercely-loyal library mental disorder
  08/29/25
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Milky autistic generalized bond
  09/01/25
Jerry press conference constantly calling him "Michael&...
Exhilarant rehab depressive
  08/28/25
im with xo jerry on this.
Lascivious mint garrison
  08/29/25
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Brindle arousing tanning salon
  08/29/25
Its interesting because: 1. The argument for the Packers...
gaped pale menage becky
  08/29/25
two first round picks in the nfl isnt a joke. espn is just t...
Lascivious mint garrison
  08/29/25
The salary cap is complete Enron accounting. Whatever a &quo...
Heady Mad-dog Skullcap
  08/29/25
LJL Cowboys. What a clown franchise. Great move for the Pack...
marvelous geriatric stage
  08/29/25
So the Packers traded 2 1st round picks for one year of a on...
Racy step-uncle's house
  08/29/25
"The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per...
amethyst bat shit crazy sanctuary milk
  08/29/25
The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play ...
Exhilarant rehab depressive
  08/29/25
, he lisped.
Racy step-uncle's house
  08/29/25
lol some cunt from district 3. better to get his ass off the...
Glassy Bearded Locus Private Investor
  08/29/25
Knew about this three days ago but no one responded https:...
Exciting round eye rigpig
  08/29/25
I responded in under one hour
amethyst bat shit crazy sanctuary milk
  08/29/25
this is so fucking stupid worse than luka
mewling range scourge upon the earth
  08/29/25
Micah's back is shot lol. https://x.com/AdamSchefter/stat...
Racy step-uncle's house
  09/01/25
xo jerry wins again
Lascivious mint garrison
  09/01/25
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Racy step-uncle's house
  09/01/25
the idea of being an nfl player with anything resembling bac...
Lascivious mint garrison
  09/01/25
It's not absurd at all. These guys always have aches and pai...
Racy step-uncle's house
  09/01/25
Lolololol
Histrionic Cyan Coldplay Fan Kitty Cat
  09/01/25
Obviously not ideal Packers had to have known about this...
amethyst bat shit crazy sanctuary milk
  09/01/25
?
Heady Mad-dog Skullcap
  09/12/25
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Heady Mad-dog Skullcap
  11/27/25
?
Heady Mad-dog Skullcap
  12/11/25
Will be 180 when Parsons suffers a catastrophic injury early...
Lavender Market
  09/01/25
Fuck you
amethyst bat shit crazy sanctuary milk
  09/01/25
I was the guy saying the Packers should've have done this an...
Racy step-uncle's house
  09/12/25
"shouldn't've" you mean?
Heady Mad-dog Skullcap
  09/12/25
Yes
Racy step-uncle's house
  09/12/25
ty for your honesty
Heady Mad-dog Skullcap
  09/12/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrWs3ufsn-A
Heady Mad-dog Skullcap
  09/12/25
parsons won that game for them yesterday he was everywhere
appetizing mahogany twinkling uncleanness plaza
  09/12/25


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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: appetizing mahogany twinkling uncleanness plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378",#49219929)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Effete Ruby Orchestra Pit

lol @ the cowboys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378",#49219931)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM
Author: appetizing mahogany twinkling uncleanness plaza



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:10 PM
Author: mewling range scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378",#49220268)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Ruddy Macaca

that's it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378",#49219933)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM
Author: appetizing mahogany twinkling uncleanness plaza

pack is paying him $47 million per year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378",#49219935)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: flatulent trailer park

and Kenny Clark... good player but he'll be 30 in a few months and he's in decline (only one sack last year).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378",#49219964)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: Ruddy Macaca

1 sack doesnt sound good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378",#49219972)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:56 AM
Author: Racy step-uncle's house

Micah Parsons has 1 career playoff sack.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378",#49221767)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:00 PM
Author: Heady Mad-dog Skullcap

1/4 = 1/17 (xo 2025

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378",#49221776)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: Racy step-uncle's house

Kenny Clark has 5 sacks in 11 postseason games played. Parsons just stat pads against shitty teams in the recent Cowboy MO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378",#49221849)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: Heady Mad-dog Skullcap

Parsons ate up 2 sacks v. Eagles, 2 @ Commanders, etc. last season okay pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378",#49221854)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 1:07 PM
Author: Racy step-uncle's house

I like the Packers. This was a retarded move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378",#49221953)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: Heady Mad-dog Skullcap

Where are we on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378",#49259308)



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Date: October 28th, 2025 8:09 AM
Author: Heady Mad-dog Skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378",#49381541)



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Date: November 27th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: Heady Mad-dog Skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378",#49466781)



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Date: December 11th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: Heady Mad-dog Skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378",#49503325)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:20 PM
Author: amethyst bat shit crazy sanctuary milk

Haha wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378",#49219940)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:26 PM
Author: Histrionic Cyan Coldplay Fan Kitty Cat

Happy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378",#49219948)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: amethyst bat shit crazy sanctuary milk

I don't know. This is fairly unlike our front office and its an enormous amount of capital.

Worth it if we win a SB while he's around.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378",#49219981)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:12 PM
Author: Racy step-uncle's house

Good move by the Boys.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378",#49220276)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:18 PM
Author: mewling range scourge upon the earth

lol

why keep your best player when you could trade him for two crapshoot chances at another decent player later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378",#49220292)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: Racy step-uncle's house

He costs more than he is worth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378",#49220305)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: mewling range scourge upon the earth

what’s jerry gonna do with the savings bro

their D sucks and just lost its best player. what’s the plan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378",#49220311)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: floppy dopamine

three fifths, ackshually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378",#49220313)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:46 PM
Author: pea-brained haunting shitlib office

It feels like a loss for Dallas but it does make some sense. They weren't projected to compete this year (over/under at 8 wins) and committing $45m to Parsons probably would have trapped them in mediocrity for the next few seasons.

The Packers picks will probably be in the low 20's, and two of those may not feel like a great return for a guy as talented as Parsons, but combined with Dallas' own picks, it helps them reset a bit.

The Cowboys have $31m in dead money this year plus at least $16m in dead money for next year. Factor in the massive signing bonus to Dak Prescott and CeeDee Lamb, with Prescott on the wrong side of 30, and this may have felt like a poison pill move. Because giving Parsons the deal he got with Green Bay would have put them in cap hell for a good 5 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378",#49220382)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:20 AM
Author: Brindle arousing tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378",#49220854)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: Honey-headed fiercely-loyal library mental disorder

Jerry caused all of those problems. This trade is just another episode in a slow moving train wreck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378",#49221253)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:31 PM
Author: Milky autistic generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378",#49228871)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: Exhilarant rehab depressive

Jerry press conference constantly calling him "Michael" is hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378",#49220386)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:02 AM
Author: Lascivious mint garrison

im with xo jerry on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378",#49220829)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:38 AM
Author: Brindle arousing tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378",#49220876)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:10 AM
Author: gaped pale menage becky

Its interesting because:

1. The argument for the Packers is that he's a truly elite player, and they don't have too many of those, so you just have to pay them.

2. Argument for Dallas is on a salary cap team, can you really afford to pay him 20% more than the largest defensive contract ever plus give up 2 first round picks and a good player? Is he really that good.

I think the trade is probably a win for the Packers because it seems like the NFL salary cap is sort of made up and doesn't matter...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378",#49220839)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:25 AM
Author: Lascivious mint garrison

two first round picks in the nfl isnt a joke. espn is just trying to bash jerry jones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378",#49220859)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: Heady Mad-dog Skullcap

The salary cap is complete Enron accounting. Whatever a "four year deal" is really only affects you Year One, because everything in the future is massively inflated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378",#49221251)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:46 AM
Author: marvelous geriatric stage

LJL Cowboys. What a clown franchise. Great move for the Pack, but they’re still the gayest franchise in sports. Literally tried to ban a play because they couldn’t stop it. This just makes them less gay on D but they won’t escape their cowardly ways.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378",#49221238)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: Racy step-uncle's house

So the Packers traded 2 1st round picks for one year of a one dimensional pass rusher?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378",#49221432)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: amethyst bat shit crazy sanctuary milk

"The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research."

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/when-will-micah-parsons-contract-saga-with-cowboys-end-clock-is-ticking-if-all-pro-is-to-play-vs-eagles/

I don't think I care how "one dimensional" he is if he has that big an impact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378",#49221732)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:48 AM
Author: Exhilarant rehab depressive

The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research.

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/cowboys-jerry-jones-prioritizes-ego-by-trading-generational-talent-micah-parsons-to-packers/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378",#49221745)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: Racy step-uncle's house

, he lisped.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378",#49223039)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:48 PM
Author: Glassy Bearded Locus Private Investor

lol some cunt from district 3. better to get his ass off the payroll.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378",#49221917)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: Exciting round eye rigpig

Knew about this three days ago but no one responded

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5766225&mc=3&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378",#49222517)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 6:42 PM
Author: amethyst bat shit crazy sanctuary milk

I responded in under one hour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378",#49222736)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:05 PM
Author: mewling range scourge upon the earth

this is so fucking stupid worse than luka

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378",#49223051)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: Racy step-uncle's house

Micah's back is shot lol.

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1962579612266799331?t=scFtynoii1OPgyPPMW1ZVQ&s=19

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378",#49228685)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: Lascivious mint garrison

xo jerry wins again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378",#49228692)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: Racy step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378",#49228696)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: Lascivious mint garrison

the idea of being an nfl player with anything resembling back pain is absurd. matt stafford is gonna get benched and xo jimmy g is gonna have to take over this season.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378",#49228706)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Racy step-uncle's house

It's not absurd at all. These guys always have aches and pains as apart of beating the shit out of each other for a living. I used to have back pain when I played contact sports and it totally went away after I moved on to lawyering full time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378",#49229109)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:15 PM
Author: Histrionic Cyan Coldplay Fan Kitty Cat

Lolololol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378",#49228851)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:53 PM
Author: amethyst bat shit crazy sanctuary milk

Obviously not ideal

Packers had to have known about this though, there are physicals involved in trades and I'm pretty sure undisclosed issues are grounds to invalidate a trade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378",#49228922)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: Heady Mad-dog Skullcap

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378",#49259310)



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Date: November 27th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: Heady Mad-dog Skullcap

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378",#49466782)



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Date: December 11th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: Heady Mad-dog Skullcap

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378",#49503326)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: Lavender Market

Will be 180 when Parsons suffers a catastrophic injury early in the season and packers traded 2 firsts for a crippling financial loss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378",#49228735)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 6:04 PM
Author: amethyst bat shit crazy sanctuary milk

Fuck you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378",#49229153)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:31 AM
Author: Racy step-uncle's house

I was the guy saying the Packers should've have done this and I am wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378",#49259344)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: Heady Mad-dog Skullcap

"shouldn't've" you mean?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378",#49259448)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: Racy step-uncle's house

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378",#49259689)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: Heady Mad-dog Skullcap

ty for your honesty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378",#49259833)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: Heady Mad-dog Skullcap

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrWs3ufsn-A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378",#49259608)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 11:29 AM
Author: appetizing mahogany twinkling uncleanness plaza

parsons won that game for them yesterday he was everywhere

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