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You have 24 hours to bang 3 chicks or the aneurysm in your head blows

The chicks must be 6s or higher and you can’t pay for ...
Trip Sound Barrier
  12/12/25
*pulls out Rolodex*
provocative bawdyhouse keepsake machete
  12/12/25
Would just accept I’m dead. The 6 or higher makes it r...
Stirring shivering locus
  12/12/25
...
milky resort
  12/12/25
I only get good pussy when I fully embrace being gay and don...
Violet stage antidepressant drug
  12/12/25
easy
Maize Principal's Office
  12/12/25
lol ok man
milky resort
  12/12/25
who is grading the women? i can pull "pepito 6s"...
ocher windowlicker
  12/12/25
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Spectacular organic girlfriend church building
  12/12/25
100% chance of survival but may end up in jail for rape, etc...
histrionic internal respiration
  12/12/25
...
pungent stead fortuitous meteor
  12/12/25
Subjective 6s? 100%
deranged double fault goal in life
  12/12/25
but where will I get an aneurysm
Stubborn talented trailer park
  12/12/25
...
provocative bawdyhouse keepsake machete
  12/12/25
Its there. Trust me.
Trip Sound Barrier
  12/12/25
...
Geriatric meetinghouse hominid
  12/12/25
lol I’m done here
House-broken preventive strike
  12/12/25
yeah a bunch of 40 year old bros could definitely pull this ...
clear bipolar hell quadroon
  12/12/25
JafC, how fat and weak are you guys? It's really easy for an...
histrionic internal respiration
  12/12/25
Would Autoadmit poasters count? Given the sober emphasis on ...
Know-it-all area
  12/12/25
your life hanging in the balance of a 300 post thread debati...
coral marvelous coldplay fan death wish
  12/12/25
I once posted pics of a legitimate former professional model...
histrionic internal respiration
  12/12/25
tp.
Know-it-all area
  12/12/25
zero %. 0.00%
Black up-to-no-good mad cow disease masturbator
  12/12/25
they are setting you up on autoadmit twitter https://xcance...
coral marvelous coldplay fan death wish
  12/12/25
who is that
Black up-to-no-good mad cow disease masturbator
  12/12/25
35 all of those tattoos about to be a lawyer jfc women
ocher windowlicker
  12/12/25
Nathan @nathaniniowa Dec 8 What is a "mildly trad ...
ocher windowlicker
  12/12/25
literally no one can do this except a tubby 45 year old jew ...
very tactful fragrant water buffalo market
  12/12/25
You'd need the clock on your side because you need to start ...
frum indigo nursing home mood
  12/12/25
cr
milky resort
  12/12/25
I like how whether you can tell them doesn't even factor int...
Violet stage antidepressant drug
  12/12/25
If you're married to an attractive woman, this becomes a lot...
metal point ape
  12/12/25
Lmao. Didn’t think about this game changing perspectiv...
Stirring shivering locus
  12/12/25
The real question becomes do you have a foursome or one at a...
metal point ape
  12/12/25
...
milky resort
  12/12/25
dumb hypo from a little rat nigger there's no aneurysm
Odious garrison associate
  12/12/25
*begin 24 hour marathon Sucking and fuckig hundreds of cocks...
Arousing buff alpha heaven
  12/12/25
20 years ago, I'd be fine. Today, just pull the aneury...
sienna ungodly business firm famous landscape painting
  12/12/25


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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Trip Sound Barrier

The chicks must be 6s or higher and you can’t pay for it. Odds of your survival?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49505190)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: provocative bawdyhouse keepsake machete

*pulls out Rolodex*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49505194)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: Stirring shivering locus

Would just accept I’m dead. The 6 or higher makes it really tough. Maybe could pull this off if 1-4s were on the table

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49505197)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 6:40 PM
Author: milky resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49505580)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: Violet stage antidepressant drug

I only get good pussy when I fully embrace being gay and don't want it. 0% survival odds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49505199)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: Maize Principal's Office

easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49505200)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: milky resort

lol ok man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49505581)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: ocher windowlicker

who is grading the women?

i can pull "pepito 6s" with ease, if it was friday/saturday im confident i could do 2

if its "ronaldo 6s" i may as well go cho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49505201)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 7:53 PM
Author: Spectacular organic girlfriend church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49505769)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: histrionic internal respiration

100% chance of survival but may end up in jail for rape, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49505208)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: pungent stead fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49505266)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: deranged double fault goal in life

Subjective 6s? 100%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49505277)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: Stubborn talented trailer park

but where will I get an aneurysm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49505279)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: provocative bawdyhouse keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49505284)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Trip Sound Barrier

Its there. Trust me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49505285)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 7:04 PM
Author: Geriatric meetinghouse hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49505672)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:26 PM
Author: House-broken preventive strike

lol I’m done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49505281)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: clear bipolar hell quadroon

yeah a bunch of 40 year old bros could definitely pull this off lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49505294)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:30 PM
Author: histrionic internal respiration

JafC, how fat and weak are you guys? It's really easy for any real man to overpower and rape a woman.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49505299)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: Know-it-all area

Would Autoadmit poasters count? Given the sober emphasis on white collar and white collar-adjacent scholarly discussion here, presumably they'd be impressed by my standardized test scores

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49505300)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: coral marvelous coldplay fan death wish

your life hanging in the balance of a 300 post thread debating whether girl #3 is a 5 or a 6

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49505337)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: histrionic internal respiration

I once posted pics of a legitimate former professional model (still only ~27 and had not gained any weight) I fucked and half of the bort said she was a 4.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49505340)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Know-it-all area

tp.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49505388)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: Black up-to-no-good mad cow disease masturbator

zero %.

0.00%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49505350)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 7:01 PM
Author: coral marvelous coldplay fan death wish

they are setting you up on autoadmit twitter

https://xcancel.com/AloysiusLincoln/status/1998165259153195304#r

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49505664)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 7:36 PM
Author: Black up-to-no-good mad cow disease masturbator

who is that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49505734)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:21 PM
Author: ocher windowlicker

35

all of those tattoos

about to be a lawyer

jfc women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49505981)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:22 PM
Author: ocher windowlicker

Nathan

@nathaniniowa

Dec 8

What is a "mildly trad set up"?

internetdaughter.bsky.social

@intrnetdaughter

Dec 8

I would rather not work full time while kids are young unless I have to.

internetdaughter.bsky.social

@intrnetdaughter

Dec 8

Yes I have law school debt, in an amount I would pay off in less than 3 years if I drew a US salary. Even if I stayed in Canada, splitting the bills with someone I'd pay that off in under 6 I'd say + prob getting a minor inheritance in next ...6-8 years to throw at it anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49505985)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: very tactful fragrant water buffalo market

literally no one can do this except a tubby 45 year old jew from new jersey who lives off his dad's money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49505359)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: frum indigo nursing home mood

You'd need the clock on your side because you need to start pulling chicks as soon as possible. You'd want to go out early evening, again late evening, and again past midnight, but also have a shot in the morning and afternoon. Best bet is probably to head to Vegas if you can get there inside of 5 hours so you can "party" nearly 24/7 and try to pick up chicks while also getting on apps for the same purpose. Rent three hotel rooms so you don't have to kick anyone out but yourself. Quickly buy a bunch of designer clothes, carry yourself like a rich celeb and hope for the best. Literally lie and say you're an F1 driver in Europe or whatever. If Vegas is too far then NYC, Chicago or Miami

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49505559)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: milky resort

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49505584)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 8:50 PM
Author: Violet stage antidepressant drug

I like how whether you can tell them doesn't even factor into the hypo because we all know that wouldn't matter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49505890)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: metal point ape

If you're married to an attractive woman, this becomes a lot easier. If anything it's probably the one time you can get a pass and fuck her good looking friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49505972)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:21 PM
Author: Stirring shivering locus

Lmao. Didn’t think about this game changing perspective. Tyft contribution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49505983)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: metal point ape

The real question becomes do you have a foursome or one at a time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49506007)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: milky resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49506161)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:22 PM
Author: Odious garrison associate

dumb hypo from a little rat nigger

there's no aneurysm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49505986)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:23 PM
Author: Arousing buff alpha heaven

*begin 24 hour marathon Sucking and fuckig hundreds of cocks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49505988)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 11:25 PM
Author: sienna ungodly business firm famous landscape painting

20 years ago, I'd be fine.

Today, just pull the aneurysm trigger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49506164)