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You have 24 hours to bang 3 chicks or the aneurysm in your head blows

The chicks must be 6s or higher and you can’t pay for ...
Crystalline Vigorous State Foreskin
  12/12/25
*pulls out Rolodex*
twisted maize knife
  12/12/25
Would just accept I’m dead. The 6 or higher makes it r...
Aromatic thirsty church
  12/12/25
...
Laughsome Flesh Theater Stage Tattoo
  12/12/25
I only get good pussy when I fully embrace being gay and don...
beady-eyed light idea he suggested
  12/12/25
easy
Smoky Reading Party
  12/12/25
lol ok man
Laughsome Flesh Theater Stage Tattoo
  12/12/25
who is grading the women? i can pull "pepito 6s"...
metal lettuce church building
  12/12/25
...
Emerald feces school cafeteria
  12/12/25
100% chance of survival but may end up in jail for rape, etc...
Talented Scarlet Mother
  12/12/25
...
irradiated shaky ape
  12/12/25
Subjective 6s? 100%
Judgmental appetizing pistol theater
  12/12/25
but where will I get an aneurysm
citrine sanctuary
  12/12/25
...
twisted maize knife
  12/12/25
Its there. Trust me.
Crystalline Vigorous State Foreskin
  12/12/25
...
multi-colored aqua dopamine hell
  12/12/25
lol I’m done here
coral telephone
  12/12/25
yeah a bunch of 40 year old bros could definitely pull this ...
Titillating piazza dingle berry
  12/12/25
JafC, how fat and weak are you guys? It's really easy for an...
Talented Scarlet Mother
  12/12/25
Would Autoadmit poasters count? Given the sober emphasis on ...
heady police squad
  12/12/25
your life hanging in the balance of a 300 post thread debati...
Free-loading base wrinkle
  12/12/25
I once posted pics of a legitimate former professional model...
Talented Scarlet Mother
  12/12/25
tp.
heady police squad
  12/12/25
zero %. 0.00%
Soul-stirring Pearly Toilet Seat
  12/12/25
they are setting you up on autoadmit twitter https://xcance...
Free-loading base wrinkle
  12/12/25
who is that
Soul-stirring Pearly Toilet Seat
  12/12/25
35 all of those tattoos about to be a lawyer jfc women
metal lettuce church building
  12/12/25
Nathan @nathaniniowa Dec 8 What is a "mildly trad ...
metal lettuce church building
  12/12/25
literally no one can do this except a tubby 45 year old jew ...
Elite depressive
  12/12/25
You'd need the clock on your side because you need to start ...
Irate Pearl Market
  12/12/25
cr
Laughsome Flesh Theater Stage Tattoo
  12/12/25
I like how whether you can tell them doesn't even factor int...
beady-eyed light idea he suggested
  12/12/25
If you're married to an attractive woman, this becomes a lot...
wild mad cow disease tanning salon
  12/12/25
Lmao. Didn’t think about this game changing perspectiv...
Aromatic thirsty church
  12/12/25
The real question becomes do you have a foursome or one at a...
wild mad cow disease tanning salon
  12/12/25
...
Laughsome Flesh Theater Stage Tattoo
  12/12/25
dumb hypo from a little rat nigger there's no aneurysm
indigo galvanic library
  12/12/25
*begin 24 hour marathon Sucking and fuckig hundreds of cocks...
Bonkers Rose Corner
  12/12/25
20 years ago, I'd be fine. Today, just pull the aneury...
iridescent hyperventilating pisswyrm
  12/12/25


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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Crystalline Vigorous State Foreskin

The chicks must be 6s or higher and you can’t pay for it. Odds of your survival?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49505190)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: twisted maize knife

*pulls out Rolodex*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49505194)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: Aromatic thirsty church

Would just accept I’m dead. The 6 or higher makes it really tough. Maybe could pull this off if 1-4s were on the table

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49505197)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 6:40 PM
Author: Laughsome Flesh Theater Stage Tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49505580)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: beady-eyed light idea he suggested

I only get good pussy when I fully embrace being gay and don't want it. 0% survival odds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49505199)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: Smoky Reading Party

easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49505200)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: Laughsome Flesh Theater Stage Tattoo

lol ok man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49505581)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: metal lettuce church building

who is grading the women?

i can pull "pepito 6s" with ease, if it was friday/saturday im confident i could do 2

if its "ronaldo 6s" i may as well go cho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49505201)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 7:53 PM
Author: Emerald feces school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49505769)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: Talented Scarlet Mother

100% chance of survival but may end up in jail for rape, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49505208)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: irradiated shaky ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49505266)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: Judgmental appetizing pistol theater

Subjective 6s? 100%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49505277)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: citrine sanctuary

but where will I get an aneurysm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49505279)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: twisted maize knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49505284)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Crystalline Vigorous State Foreskin

Its there. Trust me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49505285)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 7:04 PM
Author: multi-colored aqua dopamine hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49505672)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:26 PM
Author: coral telephone

lol I’m done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49505281)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: Titillating piazza dingle berry

yeah a bunch of 40 year old bros could definitely pull this off lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49505294)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:30 PM
Author: Talented Scarlet Mother

JafC, how fat and weak are you guys? It's really easy for any real man to overpower and rape a woman.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49505299)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: heady police squad

Would Autoadmit poasters count? Given the sober emphasis on white collar and white collar-adjacent scholarly discussion here, presumably they'd be impressed by my standardized test scores

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49505300)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: Free-loading base wrinkle

your life hanging in the balance of a 300 post thread debating whether girl #3 is a 5 or a 6

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49505337)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: Talented Scarlet Mother

I once posted pics of a legitimate former professional model (still only ~27 and had not gained any weight) I fucked and half of the bort said she was a 4.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49505340)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: heady police squad

tp.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49505388)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Pearly Toilet Seat

zero %.

0.00%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49505350)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 7:01 PM
Author: Free-loading base wrinkle

they are setting you up on autoadmit twitter

https://xcancel.com/AloysiusLincoln/status/1998165259153195304#r

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49505664)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 7:36 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Pearly Toilet Seat

who is that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49505734)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:21 PM
Author: metal lettuce church building

35

all of those tattoos

about to be a lawyer

jfc women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49505981)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:22 PM
Author: metal lettuce church building

Nathan

@nathaniniowa

Dec 8

What is a "mildly trad set up"?

internetdaughter.bsky.social

@intrnetdaughter

Dec 8

I would rather not work full time while kids are young unless I have to.

internetdaughter.bsky.social

@intrnetdaughter

Dec 8

Yes I have law school debt, in an amount I would pay off in less than 3 years if I drew a US salary. Even if I stayed in Canada, splitting the bills with someone I'd pay that off in under 6 I'd say + prob getting a minor inheritance in next ...6-8 years to throw at it anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49505985)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: Elite depressive

literally no one can do this except a tubby 45 year old jew from new jersey who lives off his dad's money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49505359)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: Irate Pearl Market

You'd need the clock on your side because you need to start pulling chicks as soon as possible. You'd want to go out early evening, again late evening, and again past midnight, but also have a shot in the morning and afternoon. Best bet is probably to head to Vegas if you can get there inside of 5 hours so you can "party" nearly 24/7 and try to pick up chicks while also getting on apps for the same purpose. Rent three hotel rooms so you don't have to kick anyone out but yourself. Quickly buy a bunch of designer clothes, carry yourself like a rich celeb and hope for the best. Literally lie and say you're an F1 driver in Europe or whatever. If Vegas is too far then NYC, Chicago or Miami

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49505559)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: Laughsome Flesh Theater Stage Tattoo

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49505584)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 8:50 PM
Author: beady-eyed light idea he suggested

I like how whether you can tell them doesn't even factor into the hypo because we all know that wouldn't matter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49505890)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: wild mad cow disease tanning salon

If you're married to an attractive woman, this becomes a lot easier. If anything it's probably the one time you can get a pass and fuck her good looking friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49505972)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:21 PM
Author: Aromatic thirsty church

Lmao. Didn’t think about this game changing perspective. Tyft contribution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49505983)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: wild mad cow disease tanning salon

The real question becomes do you have a foursome or one at a time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49506007)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: Laughsome Flesh Theater Stage Tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49506161)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:22 PM
Author: indigo galvanic library

dumb hypo from a little rat nigger

there's no aneurysm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49505986)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:23 PM
Author: Bonkers Rose Corner

*begin 24 hour marathon Sucking and fuckig hundreds of cocks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49505988)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 11:25 PM
Author: iridescent hyperventilating pisswyrm

20 years ago, I'd be fine.

Today, just pull the aneurysm trigger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49506164)