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My jewish wife would freak out if she knew how much pork I ate

When she's not around. Bacon and Pulled Pork sandwiches are ...
fiercely-loyal church
  12/12/25
Meh bacon I never really got the hype. Sure it's OK. Pulled ...
odious bull headed double fault
  12/12/25
Bacon is amazing
fiercely-loyal church
  12/12/25
Do you eat them with cheese?
citrine abode coldplay fan
  12/12/25
cole slaw
fiercely-loyal church
  12/12/25
Wtf
blathering bipolar institution headpube
  12/12/25
Jews cannot mix meat and diary. If he's doing it for the...
citrine abode coldplay fan
  12/12/25
I'm doing it for the flavor
fiercely-loyal church
  12/12/25
lol your future children will be rat-faced jews
Copper Psychic
  12/12/25
100% chance
fiercely-loyal church
  12/12/25
I proudly serve pork tenderloin and ribs to my obnoxious bro...
confused field
  12/12/25
He secretly loves it
fiercely-loyal church
  12/12/25
probably. but he's getting pressure to get religious, which ...
confused field
  12/12/25
Fucking bullshit man
fiercely-loyal church
  12/12/25
all a great $cam!
confused field
  12/12/25
Why do you get, keep, then hide a receipt for a pulled pork ...
garnet pit
  12/12/25
I still like having sex with my wife. I get rid of the evide...
fiercely-loyal church
  12/12/25
Does she view your semen as pork-contaminated after such a m...
garnet pit
  12/12/25
I am Jewish, technically, but I don’t buy into the bul...
fiercely-loyal church
  12/12/25
Heard some jews recently talk that they eat beef bacon. Neve...
Concupiscible crimson gunner
  12/12/25


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Date: December 12th, 2025 3:11 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal church

When she's not around. Bacon and Pulled Pork sandwiches are delicious.

I actually hide receipts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809418&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49503817)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 3:58 AM
Author: odious bull headed double fault

Meh bacon I never really got the hype. Sure it's OK. Pulled pork is 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809418&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49503845)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:47 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal church

Bacon is amazing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809418&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49503861)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:32 AM
Author: citrine abode coldplay fan

Do you eat them with cheese?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809418&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49503857)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:47 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal church

cole slaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809418&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49503859)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 7:27 AM
Author: blathering bipolar institution headpube

Wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809418&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49503921)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 8:18 AM
Author: citrine abode coldplay fan

Jews cannot mix meat and diary.

If he's doing it for the lulz, he should be eating it with dairy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809418&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49503965)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 8:32 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal church

I'm doing it for the flavor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809418&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49503979)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:41 AM
Author: Copper Psychic

lol your future children will be rat-faced jews

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809418&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49503858)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:47 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal church

100% chance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809418&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49503860)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 6:34 AM
Author: confused field

I proudly serve pork tenderloin and ribs to my obnoxious brother-in-law

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809418&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49503876)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 6:37 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal church

He secretly loves it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809418&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49503878)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 6:38 AM
Author: confused field

probably. but he's getting pressure to get religious, which is obnoxious as hell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809418&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49503881)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 6:40 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal church

Fucking bullshit man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809418&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49503888)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 6:42 AM
Author: confused field

all a great $cam!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809418&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49503890)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 7:04 AM
Author: garnet pit

Why do you get, keep, then hide a receipt for a pulled pork sandwich?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809418&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49503907)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 7:58 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal church

I still like having sex with my wife. I get rid of the evidence, as I've been busted by receipts left in the car before.

Last time it was a Bacons, eggs and cheese biscuit from McD's.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809418&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49503950)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: garnet pit

Does she view your semen as pork-contaminated after such a meal?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809418&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49504793)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 3:02 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal church

I am Jewish, technically, but I don’t buy into the bullshit. She buys into the bullshit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809418&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49504875)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 7:58 AM
Author: Concupiscible crimson gunner

Heard some jews recently talk that they eat beef bacon. Never seen this for sale anywhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809418&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49503952)