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Materialists (2025) is a 180 movie

Dakota Johnson plays a matchmaker for elites in NYC. All her...
fuchsia boyish roast beef den
  11/29/25
Women are 180
scarlet thriller crackhouse half-breed
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Razzle-dazzle Dilemma Cuckold
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scarlet thriller crackhouse half-breed
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judgmental big queen of the night
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scarlet thriller crackhouse half-breed
  11/29/25
but the film also contains such Important Messages as a perf...
Topaz lay blood rage
  11/29/25
Ah I see you too are a man of refined Film taste.
fuchsia boyish roast beef den
  11/29/25
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Razzle-dazzle Dilemma Cuckold
  11/29/25
if he's a perfect match on paper why does he need to rape?
Hilarious Comical Really Tough Guy
  11/29/25
Turns out he was LYING about his height (6 feet) and income,...
fuchsia boyish roast beef den
  11/29/25
jesus talk about a crime against women
Hilarious Comical Really Tough Guy
  11/29/25
holy shit not flame
slimy ape base
  11/29/25
Just check the synopsis on Wikipedia and haha holy shit
nighttime garrison
  11/29/25
checked it out because of this post. actually not as terribl...
Poppy histrionic cuckoldry
  11/29/25
It definitely had a familiar feeling, almost like the Sabrin...
fuchsia boyish roast beef den
  11/29/25
Don’t watch this Film with a Woman. Watch it alone if ...
umber yapping prole theatre
  11/29/25
what happened champ? your "Woman" having second th...
arousing business firm travel guidebook
  11/29/25
No just giving advice to my internet friends. Watching this ...
umber yapping prole theatre
  11/29/25
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Hilarious Comical Really Tough Guy
  11/29/25
wasnt this movie written by AI?
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https://www.imdb.com/name/nm10227660
Topaz lay blood rage
  11/29/25
I watched it on a plane. Did not see anything artistic or fu...
Misanthropic duck-like laser beams mad cow disease
  11/29/25
I was cheated because it was recommended by lookmovie and br...
Topaz lay blood rage
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smoky wagecucks school cafeteria
  12/06/25
lol, not flame
bull headed love of her life
  11/29/25
Short guys really shouldn't watch this
clear zippy box office
  12/04/25
"millennial culture" is extremely faggot.
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Greedy Rusted Corner
  12/04/25
Approved
Provocative kitchen circlehead
  12/06/25
Is this XO approved?
Razzle-dazzle Dilemma Cuckold
  12/06/25
It’s as close to a johnsmeyer-directed film as we&rsqu...
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  12/07/25


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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: fuchsia boyish roast beef den

Dakota Johnson plays a matchmaker for elites in NYC. All her clients are pushing 40, desperate to marry, but will not settle for anyone under 6 feet, $500k salary, white.

Johnson falls in love with Pedro Pascal, a swarthy private equity advisor. They get serious and are about to take a month-long trip to Iceland when she discovers that he got leg lengthening surgery and he’s actually only 5’6”, not 6’. She immediately breaks up with him and goes back to Chad, played by Captain America. Chad is a poor amateur actor but he is Tall.

The end.

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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:17 AM
Author: scarlet thriller crackhouse half-breed

Women are 180

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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:27 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Dilemma Cuckold



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:04 AM
Author: scarlet thriller crackhouse half-breed



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: judgmental big queen of the night



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Date: November 29th, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: scarlet thriller crackhouse half-breed



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:33 AM
Author: Topaz lay blood rage

but the film also contains such Important Messages as a perfect match on paper may in fact turn out to be a date raper

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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:50 AM
Author: fuchsia boyish roast beef den

Ah I see you too are a man of refined Film taste.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49469521)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 3:21 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Dilemma Cuckold



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Date: November 29th, 2025 11:07 AM
Author: Hilarious Comical Really Tough Guy

if he's a perfect match on paper why does he need to rape?

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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:23 PM
Author: fuchsia boyish roast beef den

Turns out he was LYING about his height (6 feet) and income, and was just a poor short raper.

100% not flame btw this movie rules.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49470250)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 7:05 PM
Author: Hilarious Comical Really Tough Guy

jesus talk about a crime against women

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Date: November 29th, 2025 2:09 AM
Author: slimy ape base

holy shit not flame

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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: nighttime garrison

Just check the synopsis on Wikipedia and haha holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49470236)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 2:58 AM
Author: Poppy histrionic cuckoldry

checked it out because of this post. actually not as terrible as i expected.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49469595)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 9:54 AM
Author: fuchsia boyish roast beef den

It definitely had a familiar feeling, almost like the Sabrina-era rom coms of the 90s. Just way more about being Tall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49469819)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 10:02 AM
Author: umber yapping prole theatre

Don’t watch this Film with a Woman. Watch it alone if anything. I wish Roossy were still alive to write about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49469825)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: arousing business firm travel guidebook

what happened champ? your "Woman" having second thoughts? haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49469857)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 10:31 AM
Author: umber yapping prole theatre

No just giving advice to my internet friends. Watching this with a Woman is like watching HBO with your mom and people start saying Fuck or having sex in random scenes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49469858)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 11:07 AM
Author: Hilarious Comical Really Tough Guy



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Date: November 29th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: Soul-stirring sienna dysfunction genital piercing

wasnt this movie written by AI?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49469901)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: Topaz lay blood rage

https://www.imdb.com/name/nm10227660

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49470197)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: Misanthropic duck-like laser beams mad cow disease

I watched it on a plane. Did not see anything artistic or funny or entertaining, like as if just reading some memes from middle aged shutins. I rate it F.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49470272)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 4:40 PM
Author: Topaz lay blood rage

I was cheated because it was recommended by lookmovie and branded as a romcom. There is literally not a single laff anywhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49470755)



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Date: December 6th, 2025 11:44 PM
Author: smoky wagecucks school cafeteria



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: bull headed love of her life

lol, not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49470281)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 6:23 AM
Author: clear zippy box office

Short guys really shouldn't watch this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49482613)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 6:46 AM
Author: Bat shit crazy cordovan theater filthpig

"millennial culture" is extremely faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49482631)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 6:46 AM
Author: Greedy Rusted Corner



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Date: December 6th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: Provocative kitchen circlehead

Approved

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Date: December 6th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Dilemma Cuckold

Is this XO approved?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49490030)



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Date: December 7th, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: fuchsia boyish roast beef den

It’s as close to a johnsmeyer-directed film as we’re getting, so yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49490766)