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Why are Jews such terrible cooks?

we all know so called jewish cuisine tastes worse than dog b...
aggressive school cafeteria juggernaut
  01/22/26
(single source bread consumer)
multi-colored piazza elastic band
  01/22/26
jews don't even know how yeast works
aggressive school cafeteria juggernaut
  01/22/26
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chocolate contagious mental disorder
  01/22/26
just 8 days a year
Amber School Regret
  01/22/26
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Amber School Regret
  01/22/26
the bagel was invented by jews who lacked teh spatial iq to ...
walnut mind-boggling fanboi
  01/22/26
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chocolate contagious mental disorder
  01/22/26
...
Nighttime crackhouse
  01/23/26
Desert jew food can be pretty good. Ashkenazi shit is just S...
Obsidian Curious Patrolman Affirmative Action
  01/22/26
"desert jew food" = arab food
multi-colored piazza elastic band
  01/22/26
Or turk, but yes
Obsidian Curious Patrolman Affirmative Action
  01/22/26
jews lived have continuously in arab lands for 3000 years ev...
Amber School Regret
  01/22/26
thank you for the hummus recipe, my friend
multi-colored piazza elastic band
  01/22/26
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Amber School Regret
  01/22/26
cr. as a jew, i wholly agree.
Amber School Regret
  01/22/26
What even is Jewish food? They just steal cuisines from othe...
low-t prole
  01/22/26
difficult to gaslight people about taste of food
Histrionic mint hominid address
  01/22/26
Had a jewish dumbass roommate in college who kept his coffee...
Cerise internet-worthy tanning salon community account
  01/22/26
not a coffeemo, but what's the problem here? i assume freezi...
Amber School Regret
  01/22/26
you're supposed to do that if you keep them around more than...
Wild milk death wish
  01/22/26
*briefcase full of klezmer music falls open*
Cerise internet-worthy tanning salon community account
  01/22/26
...
diverse striped hyena brunch
  01/22/26
the women are entitled and pretentious. cooking is beneath t...
Slate Dopamine French Chef
  01/22/26
this is secular jewish women. ortho women are cooking machin...
Amber School Regret
  01/22/26
Secular Jews can be good cooks. If you keep kosher you have ...
snowy costumed skinny woman bawdyhouse
  01/22/26
They are scared of ovens.
unhinged carnelian church water buffalo
  01/22/26
Real answer: Ashkenazi Jewish food is largely medieval Europ...
Dull Naked Main People
  01/22/26
...
Amber School Regret
  01/22/26
Except E. Euros eat a ton of pork and they don't. And in ge...
spectacular purple potus boltzmann
  01/22/26
do they even know how ovens work?
aggressive school cafeteria juggernaut
  01/23/26
I feel like this is setting something up...
spectacular purple potus boltzmann
  01/23/26
cooking is beauty and beauty is truth
Nighttime crackhouse
  01/23/26
you're missing the letter "r"
lavender tattoo
  01/23/26


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Date: January 22nd, 2026 2:47 PM
Author: aggressive school cafeteria juggernaut

we all know so called jewish cuisine tastes worse than dog barf, but why are jews in general so bad at cooking? Are they so cheap they can't afford basics like salt and pepper?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49609259)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 2:49 PM
Author: multi-colored piazza elastic band

(single source bread consumer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49609268)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 2:50 PM
Author: aggressive school cafeteria juggernaut

jews don't even know how yeast works

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49609272)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 2:53 PM
Author: chocolate contagious mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49609286)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 3:28 PM
Author: Amber School Regret

just 8 days a year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49609376)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 2:54 PM
Author: Amber School Regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49609291)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 2:51 PM
Author: walnut mind-boggling fanboi

the bagel was invented by jews who lacked teh spatial iq to make a pretzel ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49609273)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 2:53 PM
Author: chocolate contagious mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49609288)



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Date: January 23rd, 2026 9:33 PM
Author: Nighttime crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49613315)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 2:52 PM
Author: Obsidian Curious Patrolman Affirmative Action

Desert jew food can be pretty good. Ashkenazi shit is just Slavic food, which tends to be pretty shitty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49609278)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 2:52 PM
Author: multi-colored piazza elastic band

"desert jew food" = arab food

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49609281)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 2:53 PM
Author: Obsidian Curious Patrolman Affirmative Action

Or turk, but yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49609285)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 2:53 PM
Author: Amber School Regret

jews lived have continuously in arab lands for 3000 years even before we went to europe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49609289)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 2:57 PM
Author: multi-colored piazza elastic band

thank you for the hummus recipe, my friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49609304)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 3:02 PM
Author: Amber School Regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49609313)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 2:54 PM
Author: Amber School Regret

cr. as a jew, i wholly agree.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49609290)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 2:53 PM
Author: low-t prole

What even is Jewish food? They just steal cuisines from other countries and call it Jewish.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49609284)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 2:55 PM
Author: Histrionic mint hominid address

difficult to gaslight people about taste of food

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49609294)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 2:59 PM
Author: Cerise internet-worthy tanning salon community account

Had a jewish dumbass roommate in college who kept his coffee beans in the freezer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49609307)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 3:13 PM
Author: Amber School Regret

not a coffeemo, but what's the problem here? i assume freezing beans keeps them fresh for longer.

edit: seems right https://www.foodandwine.com/freeze-coffee-beans-8675333

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49609344)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 3:19 PM
Author: Wild milk death wish

you're supposed to do that if you keep them around more than a couple of weeks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49609355)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 4:37 PM
Author: Cerise internet-worthy tanning salon community account

*briefcase full of klezmer music falls open*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49609593)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 3:23 PM
Author: diverse striped hyena brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49609365)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 3:25 PM
Author: Slate Dopamine French Chef

the women are entitled and pretentious. cooking is beneath them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49609368)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 3:25 PM
Author: Amber School Regret

this is secular jewish women. ortho women are cooking machines.

and this is retarded because it doesnt go to the cuisine itself. even ortho women who cook ashkenazi food 24/7 are shit cooks bc the cuisine is shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49609369)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 4:19 PM
Author: snowy costumed skinny woman bawdyhouse

Secular Jews can be good cooks. If you keep kosher you have a bunch of restrictions even beyond the obvious stuff like no bacon. All the meat and dairy comes through a weird supply chain operated by Jews who know that their customers will pay an inflated price for a mediocre product. You can in theory make a good kosher mozzarella or steak, but the market is tiny given that a lot of religious Jews are working on a tight food budget and there are only good kosher restaurants in a few places. Even fruit and veg has rules and so everything is processed and not very fresh. It’s an entire food subculture running as like a niche overpriced Sysco/Walmart where you’re forbidden to try anything else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49609568)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 4:23 PM
Author: unhinged carnelian church water buffalo

They are scared of ovens.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49609570)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 4:26 PM
Author: Dull Naked Main People

Real answer: Ashkenazi Jewish food is largely medieval European peasant food. It's pretty basic, hardy stuff that poor eastern Euros had to eat. It's not that different from other traditional eastern European food: potatoes, beef, chicken, buckwheat, carrots, and limited spices mashed together in a dozen different ways.

It just never seemed to evolve like other Euro cuisines did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49609576)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 4:44 PM
Author: Amber School Regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49609621)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 11:13 PM
Author: spectacular purple potus boltzmann

Except E. Euros eat a ton of pork and they don't. And in general Jewish dietary laws make everything shittier. That is the real answer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49610776)



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Date: January 23rd, 2026 8:57 AM
Author: aggressive school cafeteria juggernaut

do they even know how ovens work?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49611185)



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Date: January 23rd, 2026 9:32 PM
Author: spectacular purple potus boltzmann

I feel like this is setting something up...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49613312)



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Date: January 23rd, 2026 9:33 PM
Author: Nighttime crackhouse

cooking is beauty and beauty is truth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49613319)



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Date: January 23rd, 2026 9:34 PM
Author: lavender tattoo

you're missing the letter "r"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49613320)