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irl goy here, what's the reason *not* to use Klarna?

I was buying a "towel warmer" online for my wife(a...
Talking background story
  12/04/25
there’s zero downside and they make absolutely no mone...
Out-of-control National
  12/04/25
is this some uber 2017 zirp VC cash thing
Talking background story
  12/04/25
https://s205.q4cdn.com/644747736/files/doc_financials/2025/q...
Pearl liquid oxygen point
  12/04/25
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umber sanctuary
  12/04/25
they charge the retailer a %. it's the same thing with store...
Appetizing Dull Step-uncle's House Volcanic Crater
  12/04/25
What if they repossess my bluetooth speaker
Self-centered Set
  12/04/25
ESPECIALLY your bluetooth speaker
Appetizing Dull Step-uncle's House Volcanic Crater
  12/04/25
A girl in my class is underwater on some McNuggets not flame
mind-boggling coffee pot
  12/04/25
you should provide her a "bailout"
marvelous house-broken philosopher-king patrolman
  12/04/25
My sous vide!
deranged opaque azn
  12/04/25
This is how you know America is actually 70% brown now. This...
Brindle milk
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Motley insane ticket booth macaca
  12/04/25
The phenomenon of putting *everything* on a credit card was ...
deep self-absorbed fortuitous meteor school
  12/04/25
I use CC for whatever I can because I get points/miles/other...
Motley insane ticket booth macaca
  12/04/25
this is yet another layer of jewish debt magic underneath yo...
indigo keepsake machete national security agency
  12/04/25
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wonderful rusted senate place of business
  12/04/25
This is how you know XO is full of shit when they claim to b...
Mustard glittery plaza
  12/04/25
You didn’t get your shit until you made the final paym...
shivering excitant corner
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Pink partner sound barrier
  04/03/26
the "free money" argument is some real prole shit....
cordovan space mother
  12/04/25
nffi, I remember your nordstrom return arbitrage stories. th...
Talking background story
  12/04/25
i wasnt doing it for the arbitrage. i was doing it to borrow...
cordovan space mother
  12/04/25
let’s say op goes big though, and makes a $200 purchas...
zombie-like hissy fit mental disorder
  12/04/25
dbg oddly silent
Talking background story
  12/04/25
rofl he's making my point
cordovan space mother
  12/04/25
Legal hypo: Assume you order a chipotle burrito and ask for ...
Exciting Elite Depressive Giraffe
  12/04/25
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umber sanctuary
  12/04/25
How long do you have to pay it off without interest?
Cyan New Version Goyim
  12/04/25
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marvelous house-broken philosopher-king patrolman
  12/04/25
Rach can you turn on location for every post like they did o...
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Sable Reading Party
  12/04/25
https://x.com/paul_hundred/status/1996621366184075337
Floppy brass locus
  12/04/25
we're famous again bros
Talking background story
  12/04/25
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Cerebral useless water buffalo
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At-the-ready cruise ship mad cow disease
  12/04/25
Klarna’s a bitch
umber sanctuary
  12/04/25
Can illegals use this shit? You need a SSN or what? Is there...
claret dashing pisswyrm potus
  12/04/25
If ur not debtmaxxing rn ur dumb af
Sadistic orchestra pit
  04/03/26


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Date: December 4th, 2025 10:53 AM
Author: Talking background story

I was buying a "towel warmer" online for my wife(also goy) and the "4 easy payments" Klarna ad popped up. It's the exact same price either way.

So what is the catch - is it just that they gather detailed shopping info and send you ads? get to look at your credit report ? Or are they hoping you will miss a payment and hit you with some 99% apr upcharge?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5806132&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49482991)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 10:58 AM
Author: Out-of-control National

there’s zero downside and they make absolutely no money at all providing that service

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5806132&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49482999)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 11:00 AM
Author: Talking background story

is this some uber 2017 zirp VC cash thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5806132&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49483005)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: Pearl liquid oxygen point

https://s205.q4cdn.com/644747736/files/doc_financials/2025/q3/Q3-2025-Earnings-Release.pdf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5806132&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49483007)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 12:03 PM
Author: umber sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5806132&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49483228)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 11:00 AM
Author: Appetizing Dull Step-uncle's House Volcanic Crater

they charge the retailer a %. it's the same thing with stores that used to offer 0% APR but instead of having a separate financing plan at every retailer these guys are trying to create a centralized system for retailer-funded low APR financing. that's why different retailers have different options.

it is a no brainer, but like most of these things it's a prole goy honeypot. people with money aren't going to worry about 0% APR on a couple hundred bucks. it's free money but not enough to care. meanwhile prole goys are gonna go ham and have trouble getting out from under it.

seeing klarna pop up as an option for mcdonalds purchases is giving me flashbacks of "no payments for 6 months!" interest only mortgages on 2007.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5806132&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49483006)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 11:26 AM
Author: Self-centered Set

What if they repossess my bluetooth speaker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5806132&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49483081)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 11:33 AM
Author: Appetizing Dull Step-uncle's House Volcanic Crater

ESPECIALLY your bluetooth speaker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5806132&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49483109)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 11:10 AM
Author: mind-boggling coffee pot

A girl in my class is underwater on some McNuggets not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5806132&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49483020)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 11:34 AM
Author: marvelous house-broken philosopher-king patrolman

you should provide her a "bailout"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5806132&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49483113)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 3:54 PM
Author: deranged opaque azn

My sous vide!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5806132&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49483996)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 11:30 AM
Author: Brindle milk

This is how you know America is actually 70% brown now. This would’ve been completely absurd with our demographics from like 15 years ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5806132&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49483100)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 11:44 AM
Author: aqua vibrant sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5806132&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49483150)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 11:52 AM
Author: Buff beady-eyed lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5806132&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49483184)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: Motley insane ticket booth macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5806132&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49483229)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 12:23 PM
Author: deep self-absorbed fortuitous meteor school

The phenomenon of putting *everything* on a credit card was widespread by then.

I don't see how this new BNPL stuff is substantially different than using a CC.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5806132&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49483289)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: Motley insane ticket booth macaca

I use CC for whatever I can because I get points/miles/other benefits but I never run a balance. BNPL is pure credit at shitty rates.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5806132&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49483292)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 2:21 PM
Author: indigo keepsake machete national security agency

this is yet another layer of jewish debt magic underneath your credit card debt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5806132&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49483666)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: wonderful rusted senate place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5806132&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49483648)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 2:19 PM
Author: Mustard glittery plaza

This is how you know XO is full of shit when they claim to be simple prole men of America born to the working class

The Walmart layaway counter was the exact same shit 30 years ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5806132&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49483661)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 2:45 PM
Author: shivering excitant corner

You didn’t get your shit until you made the final payment. Layaway was to hold a specific item at a specific price when availability was less predictable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5806132&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49483719)



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Date: April 3rd, 2026 7:48 PM
Author: Pink partner sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5806132&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49792116)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: cordovan space mother

the "free money" argument is some real prole shit. jew here. lol @ the opportunity cost on the $75 you spent to buy headphones. that's peanuts and not worth worrying about when there's a risk of a missed payment and fucking up your credit.

much easier to get large amounts of "free money" in other ways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5806132&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49483118)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 11:37 AM
Author: Talking background story

nffi, I remember your nordstrom return arbitrage stories. that was *way* more work than this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5806132&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49483120)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 11:38 AM
Author: cordovan space mother

i wasnt doing it for the arbitrage. i was doing it to borrow clothes, and the arbitrage is just a bonus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5806132&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49483125)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 11:55 AM
Author: zombie-like hissy fit mental disorder

let’s say op goes big though, and makes a $200 purchase, with 25% down and 25% due over each of the next three months. assuming an 8% apr opportunity cost, he just netted $2. if it takes him 20 minutes to fill in his info, set up autopay, and confirm the transfers over the life of the loan, dood is bringing down a cool $6/hour. are you too good to work for $6/hr, hotshot?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5806132&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49483194)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 12:02 PM
Author: Talking background story

dbg oddly silent

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5806132&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49483220)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: cordovan space mother

rofl he's making my point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5806132&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49483232)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 11:38 AM
Author: Exciting Elite Depressive Giraffe

Legal hypo: Assume you order a chipotle burrito and ask for guac but quickly cancel and then pay with klarna just as the guac leaves the guacscoop, then you default on your loan, can your SNAP/EBT benefits be garnished?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5806132&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49483123)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 12:02 PM
Author: umber sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5806132&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49483221)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 11:43 AM
Author: Cyan New Version Goyim

How long do you have to pay it off without interest?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5806132&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49483140)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 11:46 AM
Author: marvelous house-broken philosopher-king patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5806132&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49483156)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: Crimson Friendly Grandma House

Rach can you turn on location for every post like they did on Twitter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5806132&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49483159)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 11:48 AM
Author: Sable Reading Party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5806132&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49483165)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 11:51 AM
Author: Floppy brass locus

https://x.com/paul_hundred/status/1996621366184075337

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5806132&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49483180)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 11:56 AM
Author: Talking background story

we're famous again bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5806132&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49483198)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 11:58 AM
Author: Cerebral useless water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5806132&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49483205)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: At-the-ready cruise ship mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5806132&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49483977)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 12:02 PM
Author: umber sanctuary

Klarna’s a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5806132&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49483222)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: claret dashing pisswyrm potus

Can illegals use this shit? You need a SSN or what? Is there widespread beaner fraud?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5806132&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49483643)



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Date: April 3rd, 2026 7:48 PM
Author: Sadistic orchestra pit

If ur not debtmaxxing rn ur dumb af

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5806132&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49792117)