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Impending layoffs at my Tech firm, AMA
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Date: March 2nd, 2026 1:01 PM Author: Magenta Sweet Tailpipe At a Tech firm where we have impending layoffs in the next 3 months. 10-30% expected. AMA. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49708329) |
Date: March 2nd, 2026 1:08 PM Author: infuriating magical therapy old irish cottage Size of company? What do you do? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49708352) |
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Date: March 2nd, 2026 1:15 PM Author: filthy free-loading reading party stage He poasts (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49708368) |
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Date: March 2nd, 2026 1:17 PM Author: kink-friendly station (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49708376) |
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Date: March 9th, 2026 12:18 PM Author: Flatulent orchestra pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49728488) |
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Date: March 2nd, 2026 1:15 PM Author: Magenta Sweet Tailpipe I'm an Engineering Manager. Mid-size Bay Area Tech company. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49708370) |
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Date: March 2nd, 2026 1:15 PM Author: filthy free-loading reading party stage We don't "AMA" here, champ. We Take Questions. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49708371) |
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Date: March 2nd, 2026 1:16 PM Author: Magenta Sweet Tailpipe Thank for the feedback. Let's sync again during tomorrow's stand-up. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49708373) |
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Date: March 2nd, 2026 1:17 PM Author: kink-friendly station (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49708377) |
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Date: March 2nd, 2026 1:24 PM Author: filthy free-loading reading party stage Who is getting axed? Just a general cut across the company, specific teams, entry level engineers, middle management, etc.? Why the huge range (10% is pretty different than 30%)? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49708397) |
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Date: March 2nd, 2026 3:24 PM Author: Magenta Sweet Tailpipe Company is in bad shape. Cuts are across the board, and include SLT. Senior leaders are running around like headless chickens. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49708741) |
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Date: March 2nd, 2026 3:43 PM Author: filthy free-loading reading party stage Sucks, ZIRP really collectively fried the brains of seemingly every tech C-suite in the country. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49708795) |
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Date: March 2nd, 2026 9:56 PM Author: Magenta Sweet Tailpipe Absolutely, we are not as bad as Block who is basically returning to pre Covid levels. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49709895) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2026 9:34 AM Author: Mind-boggling Trust Fund So Block is not cutting half the workforce because of AI? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49710922) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2026 10:03 AM Author: filthy free-loading reading party stage No, because they massively overhired. Same shit that happened to Twitter (which he also ran). AI is just the excuse to save face; and tbf it's not entirely incorrect, but they would be cutting staff to appease shareholders even in a world where LLMs didn't exist (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49710992) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2026 12:12 PM Author: Magenta Sweet Tailpipe This ^. Expect another 10-15% of tech layoffs thru 2026 via various means. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49711484) |
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Date: March 9th, 2026 11:51 AM Author: talented bisexual area mediation CR. But counterintuitively this idiotic war of choice soil crisis is going to boost SaaS valuations because it’s an industry with no moving atoms in its supply chains or go to market, and the huge recession it will cause will reinstate ZIRP. So most of these companies are going to rehire in mid-late 2027. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49728406) |
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Date: March 9th, 2026 12:19 PM Author: Flatulent orchestra pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49728506) |
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Date: March 2nd, 2026 1:26 PM Author: lake nursing home tattoo Because of ai? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49708413) |
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Date: March 2nd, 2026 3:25 PM Author: Magenta Sweet Tailpipe Nothing to do with AI. Company is in bad shape. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49708745) |
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Date: March 2nd, 2026 3:33 PM Author: mewling walnut hall What does the company do? How much time do you spend gulc gulcing your boss? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49708767) |
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Date: March 2nd, 2026 7:30 PM Author: Magenta Sweet Tailpipe That would be doxing myself. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49709384) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2026 10:46 AM Author: mewling walnut hall You can keep it vague enough. Or else why make the poast. Do you love cock? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49711118) |
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Date: March 9th, 2026 12:20 PM Author: Flatulent orchestra pit OP, ANSWER THIS MAN! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49728511) |
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Date: March 9th, 2026 12:29 PM Author: Magenta Sweet Tailpipe I am at a SAAS company that is in the productivity domain. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49728569) |
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Date: March 9th, 2026 12:39 PM Author: mewling walnut hall Have you considered doing something less gay with your life? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49728618) |
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Date: March 9th, 2026 5:44 PM Author: Magenta Sweet Tailpipe I like this area. What else is less gay? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49729831) |
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Date: March 9th, 2026 11:50 AM Author: stirring buff range rigor wow. everybody spends a little bit of time doing this. you must really be putting in the hours such that it would be outable. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49728402) |
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Date: March 2nd, 2026 4:02 PM Author: Exhilarant Olive Partner Is anyone bringing in donuts? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49708832) |
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Date: March 2nd, 2026 5:51 PM Author: Topaz locale idea he suggested grindr? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49709117) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2026 9:36 AM Author: garnet beady-eyed abode Per jjc Twitter, grindr is very well run and professional. Bumble is in disarray. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49710931) |
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Date: March 9th, 2026 12:15 PM Author: filthy free-loading reading party stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49728473) |
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Date: March 9th, 2026 12:24 PM Author: Well-lubricated irradiated theater cuckold cr. Grindr is lean and jacked. 10% bodyfat looksmaxxed finance function. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49728533) |
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Date: March 9th, 2026 12:24 PM Author: poppy library son of senegal (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49728536) |
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Date: March 9th, 2026 5:46 PM Author: vivacious slippery bawdyhouse i've had a long-short grindr-bumble position for a while now (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49729841) |
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Date: March 9th, 2026 11:41 AM Author: Magenta Sweet Tailpipe We are running around like headless chickens trying to show impact. All the higher-ups are worried. We're a lifestyle company that is now scared since we're going thru imminent layoffs and folks are worried they won't get another job.
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Date: March 9th, 2026 12:14 PM Author: filthy free-loading reading party stage what's a "lifestyle company"? like the gen Z boss ladies? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49728470) |
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Date: March 9th, 2026 12:27 PM Author: Magenta Sweet Tailpipe Majority of leadership doesn't care about the product or customers, they are looking for a place to "work" and build their bank balance without working too hard. That is being upended now. The worst part is the senior leadership team know if they get fired they wont find another job ever.
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Date: March 9th, 2026 12:37 PM Author: filthy free-loading reading party stage wtf (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49728611) |
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Date: March 9th, 2026 12:20 PM Author: Dull kitchen lifestyle company meaning good work life balance and benefits? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49728512) |
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Date: March 9th, 2026 12:21 PM Author: Painfully honest cheese-eating public bath Like the gay lifestyle? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49728521) |
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Date: March 9th, 2026 12:25 PM Author: Flatulent orchestra pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49728539) |
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Date: March 9th, 2026 2:57 PM Author: Topaz locale idea he suggested (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49729192) |
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Date: March 9th, 2026 12:22 PM Author: Flatulent orchestra pit But I thought everyone was treated "like family" ? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49728522) |
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Date: March 15th, 2026 8:39 PM Author: Magenta Sweet Tailpipe How should I prep for this? Buy put options on my company? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49746612) |
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Date: March 15th, 2026 10:34 PM Author: big-titted brethren mental disorder Meta is slashing 40% of the company supposedly. Scary times. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49746987) |
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Date: March 15th, 2026 10:53 PM Author: flesh volcanic crater legend The last couple of years has been the worst time to be in big tech. A tech worker at, say, Walmart or Marathon Oil or Delta Airlines, is doing much better one at FAANG. Because Walmart or Marathon Oil aren't investing in creating AI data centers. FAANG is laying off tons of staff to spend that money on AI data centers.
2010 - 2022: Rest & Vest at Big tech. Laugh at the lower tech folks who make 1/3 of what you make for same work.
2022 - present: AI layoffs. Cut throat work culture. |
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Date: March 16th, 2026 12:01 AM Author: vivacious slippery bawdyhouse I am actually one of those AI niggers working at the former trying to get into FAGMAN now. The latter pays like multiples of what we get, multiples man (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49747130) |