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Remember when Hollywood Jews would mention Krav Maga as if it’s really powerfu
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Date: December 12th, 2025 11:46 PM Author: Razzmatazz stubborn puppy lodge nebbish Hollywood kikes always force memed it in their tv shows and movies in the early 200s like it was the deadliest martial art and that Israelis were really strong and skilled fighters lol just lol. Now we know this is flame as many mma fighters lol at Krav Maga and say it’s one of the most useless joke of a “martial art” out there. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49506190) |
Date: December 13th, 2025 11:58 AM Author: light heady boistinker Actually bro it's not even allowed in MMA because it's too dangerous and powerful it's basically magic reserved for IDF wizards (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49506674) |
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Date: December 13th, 2025 12:04 PM Author: Umber crackhouse laser beams It's basically dirty street fighting. It's all the bs stuff that UFC explicitly prohibits, like eye gouging and nut kicks. In a street fight, it's effective. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49506686) |
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Date: December 13th, 2025 1:32 PM Author: Zippy Turdskin Soft as charmin certified obese TSINAH weighing in on “street fights” (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49506892) |
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Date: December 15th, 2025 12:20 PM Author: Umber crackhouse laser beams You famously challenged me to a fight and pussied out at the last second. If anyone's a bitch, it's you little guy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49511136) |
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Date: December 15th, 2025 12:35 PM Author: Zippy Turdskin Lmao, you obese broke loser. You “challenged” me to a fight you ultra online dork.
Also your fiance is 200 lbs. |
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Date: December 15th, 2025 1:38 PM Author: Umber crackhouse laser beams So you admit you're a pussy? Surprising for a guy who played some college ball. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49511371) |
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Date: December 15th, 2025 1:41 PM Author: Drunken naked hissy fit he is a 5'4'' loser after all! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49511382) |
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Date: December 15th, 2025 2:08 PM Author: Zippy Turdskin (Divorced middle age alcoholic with no accomplishments) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49511459) |
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Date: December 15th, 2025 2:17 PM Author: Drunken naked hissy fit (Never married objectively ugly 5'4” true TTTT grad and complete failure in every way) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49511498) |
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Date: December 15th, 2025 2:21 PM Author: Zippy Turdskin Sadly, you’re wrong on every point. Whereas you being divorced, childless, and a lifelong house pet for daddy is well documented. Not good! It’s okay you’re only mid 40s, plenty of time to turn things around 😂 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49511509) |
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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:24 PM Author: Drunken naked hissy fit LOL beez just lol @ how embarrassed you are of your sad joke of a life. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49511808) |
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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:04 PM Author: Zippy Turdskin (Divorced middle age alcoholic with no accomplishments)
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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:14 PM Author: Umber crackhouse laser beams (5'4 midget with literally nothing) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49511961) |
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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:28 PM Author: Zippy Turdskin (Fat fuck with a absolutely massive land beast fiance) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49512009) |
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Date: December 15th, 2025 2:01 PM Author: Zippy Turdskin Lmao what would possibly be the benefit of “fighting” a fat Florida prole? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49511431) |
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Date: December 15th, 2025 2:03 PM Author: big bat shit crazy telephone YOU'RE THE ONE THAT CHALLENGED HIM
god damn why are all libs like this? are you engaging in sophistry or just too stupid to respond rationally? |
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Date: December 15th, 2025 2:05 PM Author: Zippy Turdskin Link?
Do boart cons respond logically in your experience? For example if you mention Donald’s promises to take Greenland, or reveal irrefutable evidence of voter fraud, or MAGA confidence that Donny would cut taxes for all earners under $150K, do they produce rational responses or change the subject? :-) |
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Date: December 15th, 2025 2:09 PM Author: big bat shit crazy telephone we all saw it beez and you lie all the time so even if i had it archived you'd still deny (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49511465) |
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Date: December 15th, 2025 2:13 PM Author: Zippy Turdskin Totally. Just like you all saw me talk about raising another man’s black child, and being a big Mueller Time guy ;-) ;-) These things are all totally real and definitely not evidence of MAGAs being completely and irreversibly mentally ill/delusional!
It’s rather telling you ignored my second question. I guess we have the answer don’t we! |
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Date: December 15th, 2025 2:16 PM Author: big bat shit crazy telephone i didn't see you do that but i did see you challenge TSINAH to a fight and pussy out. but nice try with the sophistry "because other rumors about me exist then you claiming to have witnessed this event must be unfounded as well!"
lol @ libs |
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Date: December 15th, 2025 2:20 PM Author: Zippy Turdskin Totally dude. I’m sure it wasn’t just another hallucination from your drug abuse! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49511508) |
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Date: December 15th, 2025 2:24 PM Author: big bat shit crazy telephone you challenge internet poasters to fist fights (pathetic)
then back down (double pathetic)
and then deny it happened to save face despite it being witnessed by the people you're denying it to (triple pathetic)
god damn beez lol |
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Date: December 15th, 2025 2:29 PM Author: Zippy Turdskin Totally! You have a strong memory and your mind is not at all addled by persistent drug abuse.
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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:57 PM Author: Umber crackhouse laser beams Multiple poasters independently confirm my recollection of the events. Take your L (again) and gtfo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49511905) |
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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:04 PM Author: Zippy Turdskin Totally dude. You definitely didn’t make like 15 threads about this, or rant for days about your “dossier” on me, or offer $1,000 if somebody would identify me.
You and your fellow MAGA Farm Animals are very sane and trustworthy people ;-) ;-) |
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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:15 PM Author: Umber crackhouse laser beams take your meds
(and your L) |
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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:28 PM Author: Zippy Turdskin Okay fat boy 😂 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49512007) |
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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:56 PM Author: Umber crackhouse laser beams (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49511900) |
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Date: December 15th, 2025 12:38 PM Author: Henna Sexy Organic Girlfriend Ticket Booth so its dirty and dishonorable and well beneath any true champion - yup its jewish all right. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49511203) |
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Date: December 15th, 2025 1:38 PM Author: Umber crackhouse laser beams (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49511372) |
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Date: December 15th, 2025 2:06 PM Author: big bat shit crazy telephone https://i.imgur.com/e4NEbc9.png (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49511450) |
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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:59 PM Author: Umber crackhouse laser beams Bust out laughing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49511909) |
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Date: December 13th, 2025 12:26 PM Author: hideous crystalline karate Jews forcememe everything Jewish into American television. Still remember watching 90s sitcoms and suddenly someone's having a barmitzvah. And I am like what the fuck is that. Lots of stuff like that. Including all their actors. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49506737) |
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Date: December 14th, 2025 4:20 PM Author: blue laughsome step-uncle's house fanboi I remember watching Rugrats when I was 9 or whatever and they had this whole thing about Matzoh like we were supposed to know wtf that was (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49509203) |
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Date: December 15th, 2025 12:31 PM Author: Umber crackhouse laser beams Tommy, Angelica, and Chuckie were all jews (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49511172) |
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Date: December 15th, 2025 2:14 PM Author: Passionate khaki resort roommate the characters were fucking grotesque
I couldn't understand why anyone wanted to watch the show |
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Date: December 15th, 2025 2:17 PM Author: big bat shit crazy telephone i love it as a kid. wdym it's a fucking cartoon for children, a lot of it is SPS in retrospect. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49511501) |
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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:55 PM Author: Umber crackhouse laser beams (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49511898) |
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Date: December 15th, 2025 2:23 PM Author: fantasy-prone appetizing public bath cr it reminds me a lot of that netflix "Big Mouth" show that was equally grotesque and jewish and meant to be subversive (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49511516) |
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Date: December 15th, 2025 2:28 PM Author: irradiated tripping nursing home How tf was Rugrats at all like Big Mouth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49511531) |
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Date: December 15th, 2025 2:31 PM Author: big bat shit crazy telephone one good thing about big mouth is that it was the bellwether for decline of poo-poo ka-ka "adult animation". (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49511541) |
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Date: December 15th, 2025 12:42 PM Author: Henna Sexy Organic Girlfriend Ticket Booth the 80s as well. remember every high school movie had a blond haired jock villain, while the nebbish jew was a pure-hearted hero (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49511212) |
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Date: December 15th, 2025 1:40 PM Author: Umber crackhouse laser beams Jews were everywhere in millennial pop culture. Then they flew too close to the sun and started "sliming" children, and, well, you know the rest. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49511379) |
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Date: December 15th, 2025 7:31 PM Author: narrow-minded gaped base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49512302) |
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Date: December 13th, 2025 12:27 PM Author: fantasy-prone appetizing public bath Lmao cr it was literally a kike forcememe to try to make them look "tough" and "badass" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49506739) |
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Date: December 13th, 2025 1:01 PM Author: Umber crackhouse laser beams (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49506809) |
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Date: December 13th, 2025 1:25 PM Author: charismatic puce trailer park giraffe I’ve used the cry out in pain as you throat punch your opponent move (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49506878) |
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Date: December 14th, 2025 3:01 PM Author: Razzmatazz stubborn puppy lodge (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49509013) |
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Date: December 15th, 2025 1:50 PM Author: big bat shit crazy telephone (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49511399) |
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Date: December 15th, 2025 7:02 PM Author: bateful pontificating stead You just described Ricky the poster (kike chad mma tough guy forcememe) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49512233) |
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Date: December 15th, 2025 7:10 PM Author: fantasy-prone appetizing public bath yeah except ricky isn't jewish (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49512248) |
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Date: December 15th, 2025 7:11 PM Author: bateful pontificating stead He’s been megajewish posting for years (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49512251) |
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Date: December 14th, 2025 3:01 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle irate selfie https://youtube.com/shorts/WVbiV-K1OVw?si=biIy-6QaY_MBjZtf (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49509014) |
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Date: December 15th, 2025 12:29 PM Author: Opaque rigor Soo cr. I also like that scene in the PTA film Licorice Pizza where Alana Haim is an expert in Krav Maga. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49511163) |
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Date: December 15th, 2025 12:31 PM Author: Opaque rigor Also, today is Alana Haim's birthday. She is neither married nor does she have children. Sad! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49511171) |
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Date: December 15th, 2025 1:53 PM Author: big bat shit crazy telephone rewatched porky's the other day and ljl i had forgot about the jewish tough guy streetfighter
"When you're Jewish, you either learn to fight or you take a lotta shit. I don't like to take shit" |
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Date: December 15th, 2025 1:55 PM Author: Umber crackhouse laser beams Jfc (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49511412) |
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Date: December 15th, 2025 1:56 PM Author: saffron hilarious locus mood The MAGA makes it a white supremacist martial art (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49511416) |
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Date: December 15th, 2025 2:05 PM Author: Passionate khaki resort roommate is this a kike martial art where you throw sand in people's eyes and try to poke their eyes out or grab their nuts (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49511447) |
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Date: December 15th, 2025 2:08 PM Author: charismatic puce trailer park giraffe Yeah, it's a combination of the Dale Gribble pocket sand + Bobby Hill "I don't know you that's my purse" groin kick (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49511460) |
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Date: December 15th, 2025 2:12 PM Author: Passionate khaki resort roommate https://r34i.paheal-cdn.net/2b/53/2b534a8f3a3a00a9f09c093b5d193a05 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49511477) |
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Date: December 15th, 2025 2:24 PM Author: aromatic dilemma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49511521) |
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Date: December 15th, 2025 2:27 PM Author: big bat shit crazy telephone important poast (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49511530) |
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Date: December 15th, 2025 2:32 PM Author: fantasy-prone appetizing public bath wow (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49511543) |
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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:39 PM Author: aromatic dilemma This must be what bros of past Gens who aren't as jaded as us felt like the first time they saw the Fisherman's Wife. I am transfixed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49512038) |
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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:03 PM Author: Umber crackhouse laser beams (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49511926) |
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Date: December 15th, 2025 7:34 PM Author: Histrionic Hateful Sweet Tailpipe instructor moshe has a disclaimer saying it works best in a six on one fight and only against guys who aren't really fighting back there's a whole chapter dedicated to the arab generals who came up with the yom kippur gambit (attacking your enemies on a religious holiday) |
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Date: December 15th, 2025 2:10 PM Author: Turquoise medicated principal's office I thought it was a health supplement (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49511467) |
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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:37 PM Author: Jet-lagged pozpig Using it in any ego centric fighting scenario would be hilarious. Imagining some nebbish kike "winning" a bar fight by scratching his cornfed goy opponent's eye ball, or feigning a wrestling shoot into blowjob position to chomp on his ballsack.
The entire bar is likely to stomp him out post "victory" |
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Date: December 15th, 2025 7:15 PM Author: Violet juggernaut Krav Maga has moves designed to knock change from your opponents pockets so you can collect them after the fight, not flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49512260) |
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Date: December 15th, 2025 7:23 PM Author: bateful pontificating stead (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49512279) |
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Date: December 15th, 2025 7:32 PM Author: fantasy-prone appetizing public bath (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49512307) |
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Date: December 15th, 2025 7:32 PM Author: Histrionic Hateful Sweet Tailpipe it got wrecked repeatedly in means testing in the MMA and nobody talks about it anymore i think brazilian jiu-jitsu is at the top of the sportsfight hierarchy atm |