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a day in the life of a Snail: an original XO Choose Your Own Adventure Novel

You don't have any work today because you basically only wor...
poppy address striped hyena
  12/29/15
b!
Cracking Deep Dingle Berry Keepsake Machete
  12/29/15
C
crawly foreskin blood rage
  12/29/15
...
Free-loading mind-boggling property faggot firefighter
  12/29/15
c
amethyst blathering market psychic
  12/29/15
a
Balding green locus
  12/29/15
a
Marvelous candlestick maker
  12/29/15
Next chapter please
Cracking Deep Dingle Berry Keepsake Machete
  12/29/15
I can', A & B ar tied :(
poppy address striped hyena
  12/29/15
...
Free-loading mind-boggling property faggot firefighter
  12/29/15
Fine I change my vote to A.
Cracking Deep Dingle Berry Keepsake Machete
  12/29/15
a provides nutrition and wont let you starve
bright charismatic brunch
  12/29/15
...
Free-loading mind-boggling property faggot firefighter
  12/29/15
?
bright charismatic brunch
  12/29/15
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Free-loading mind-boggling property faggot firefighter
  12/29/15
You lug the turkey chili home as you wonder what it would fe...
poppy address striped hyena
  12/29/15
...
Free-loading mind-boggling property faggot firefighter
  12/29/15
c for sure
bright charismatic brunch
  12/29/15
C
Marvelous candlestick maker
  12/29/15
c
Razzle Box Office Friendly Grandma
  12/29/15
Xo
crawly foreskin blood rage
  12/29/15
chaturbate
brindle space ladyboy
  12/30/15
C!
Cracking Deep Dingle Berry Keepsake Machete
  12/29/15
NEXT CHAPTER
Cracking Deep Dingle Berry Keepsake Machete
  12/29/15
everyone in this thread unzips.
multi-colored factory reset button hunting ground
  12/29/15
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Free-loading mind-boggling property faggot firefighter
  12/29/15
...
crawly foreskin blood rage
  12/29/15
Did they turn off Snailmo's electricity?
Razzle Box Office Friendly Grandma
  12/29/15
no, i think he found a job, and a girlfriend
Chartreuse jew garrison
  12/29/15
lol ouch
self-absorbed quadroon
  12/30/15
he is busy doing tinychat
bright charismatic brunch
  12/29/15
...
bistre trip tattoo
  12/30/15
...
Free-loading mind-boggling property faggot firefighter
  12/30/15
Topic has amazing potential.
coiffed gas station
  12/30/15
You log into chaturbate in order to watch a session of some ...
poppy address striped hyena
  12/30/15
2
self-absorbed quadroon
  12/30/15
I choose 2, sounds like a great opportunity to bash BOOMER s...
coiffed gas station
  12/30/15
police
brindle space ladyboy
  12/30/15
1
Marvelous candlestick maker
  12/30/15
lol r u like a genderfuluid snail or sth
crawly foreskin blood rage
  12/30/15
...
crawly foreskin blood rage
  01/02/16
4 and 180
Razzle Box Office Friendly Grandma
  12/30/15
Wake up and post please.
Razzle Box Office Friendly Grandma
  12/30/15
...
crawly foreskin blood rage
  12/30/15
18000000000000000000000000000000000
White spectacular office
  01/11/16
...
Red idiot
  11/05/20
next chapter please!
Bateful sanctuary
  11/05/20
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Flirting school cafeteria
  12/13/25
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Aromatic theater stage
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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:54 PM
Author: poppy address striped hyena

You don't have any work today because you basically only work two days out of seven at most. Instead, you are at the local grocery store, pondering how to use your EBT card.

Snow falls to the ground outside as you wish you could drink yourself silly, fall into a snow pile, and never wake up. The store has a pungent odor that one naturally associates with inner-city grocery stores.

Everything in the store reminds you that CAPITALISM is bullshit FRAUD AND LIES where proles fucking SCAVENGE to live when faggot parasite bankers and lawyers and eating out to celebrate RAPING this country and everyone in it. Kill all elites by tearing their limbs off with horses and their families too.

Anyways, you only have enough remaining on your EBT to purchase one of the three products on sale:

a) six cans of turkey chili

b) two liters of diet coke

c) a bunch of bananas

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#29480960)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:56 PM
Author: Cracking Deep Dingle Berry Keepsake Machete

b!

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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:15 PM
Author: crawly foreskin blood rage

C

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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:55 PM
Author: Free-loading mind-boggling property faggot firefighter



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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:56 PM
Author: amethyst blathering market psychic

c

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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:56 PM
Author: Balding green locus

a

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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:57 PM
Author: Marvelous candlestick maker

a

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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:11 PM
Author: Cracking Deep Dingle Berry Keepsake Machete

Next chapter please

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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:15 PM
Author: poppy address striped hyena

I can', A & B ar tied :(

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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:20 PM
Author: Free-loading mind-boggling property faggot firefighter



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:21 PM
Author: Cracking Deep Dingle Berry Keepsake Machete

Fine I change my vote to A.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#29481216)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:22 PM
Author: bright charismatic brunch

a

provides nutrition and wont let you starve

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#29481222)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:23 PM
Author: Free-loading mind-boggling property faggot firefighter



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:30 PM
Author: bright charismatic brunch

?

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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:31 PM
Author: Free-loading mind-boggling property faggot firefighter



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:30 PM
Author: poppy address striped hyena

You lug the turkey chili home as you wonder what it would feel like if you shoved it all up your ass. Your death would be a slightly less humiliating than your actual "life".

Once you get home, you throw it all and start smacking it open with your broken can opener. It's broken because you got it from the Dollar Tree a year ago and you use it all the fucking time because you're too fucking depressed to cook FUCK OBAMA'S AMERICA.

After microwaving it, you douse it in tabasco sauce that you STOLE from Chipotle because LLJL fuck those shitlib faggots, it's so 180 to go at peak hour and just fucking steal sauce. You hope you get arrested one day because at least jail provides life structure.

While eating, you have four tabs open on the computer. None of them are XO. Which do you go on while eating your SHITchili

a) facebook

b) ashemaletv

c) chaturbate

d) drudgereport

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#29481288)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:31 PM
Author: Free-loading mind-boggling property faggot firefighter



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:32 PM
Author: bright charismatic brunch

c for sure

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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:33 PM
Author: Marvelous candlestick maker

C

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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:56 PM
Author: Razzle Box Office Friendly Grandma

c

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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:16 PM
Author: crawly foreskin blood rage

Xo

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Date: December 30th, 2015 12:58 AM
Author: brindle space ladyboy

chaturbate

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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:31 PM
Author: Cracking Deep Dingle Berry Keepsake Machete

C!

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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:51 PM
Author: Cracking Deep Dingle Berry Keepsake Machete

NEXT CHAPTER

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#29481403)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:00 PM
Author: multi-colored factory reset button hunting ground

everyone in this thread unzips.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#29481469)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:15 PM
Author: Free-loading mind-boggling property faggot firefighter



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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:14 PM
Author: crawly foreskin blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#29481589)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:33 PM
Author: Razzle Box Office Friendly Grandma

Did they turn off Snailmo's electricity?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#29481713)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:39 PM
Author: Chartreuse jew garrison

no, i think he found a job, and a girlfriend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#29481748)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 12:41 AM
Author: self-absorbed quadroon

lol ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#29482097)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:47 PM
Author: bright charismatic brunch

he is busy doing tinychat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#29481804)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 12:38 AM
Author: bistre trip tattoo



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Date: December 30th, 2015 12:39 AM
Author: Free-loading mind-boggling property faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#29482079)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 12:40 AM
Author: coiffed gas station

Topic has amazing potential.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#29482091)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:01 AM
Author: poppy address striped hyena

You log into chaturbate in order to watch a session of some dude that you've been following since you found his pictures on a /pol/ thread describing how DEGENERATE transexuals are. JFC shitlibs are really disgusting just trying to shove all of this trans shit down our throat. fuck Obama, we should drag out all media FAGGOTS from their home like that 180000 scene in the Dark Knight Arises where Bane39 takes over Gotham.

You shovel turkey chili in your mouth and you can't help stop thinking about Benzo's asshole and retching, so you put it away for a bit.

Instead, you decide to FURIOUSLY stroke your SPERMWYRM to the long-haired crossdresser on the stream as he seductively WIGGLES his puckered BUTTHOLE.

It is enjoyable and you can see the light at the end of the tunnel, until something horrifying pops out of his shirt. He has BREASTS now. Your wyrm reddens and shrinkens as you realize that he is now identifying as a "she" and has become taking hormones. In disgust, you throw off your Beats!(tm) headphones (they were a gift) and close the window. You zip up your pants angrily as yet another fine day RUINED by libs.

You decide to research more possible career paths that you will never accomplish while you finish your chili. What do you research?

1) Military

2) Police

3) Education

4) Computer Science

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#29482203)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:03 AM
Author: self-absorbed quadroon

2

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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:03 AM
Author: coiffed gas station

I choose 2, sounds like a great opportunity to bash BOOMER scum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#29482211)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:08 AM
Author: brindle space ladyboy

police

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#29482227)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:09 AM
Author: Marvelous candlestick maker

1

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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:49 AM
Author: crawly foreskin blood rage

lol r u like a genderfuluid snail or sth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#29482337)



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Date: January 2nd, 2016 2:50 PM
Author: crawly foreskin blood rage



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Date: December 30th, 2015 2:02 AM
Author: Razzle Box Office Friendly Grandma

4 and 180

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Date: December 30th, 2015 11:26 AM
Author: Razzle Box Office Friendly Grandma

Wake up and post please.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#29483717)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 11:10 PM
Author: crawly foreskin blood rage



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Date: January 11th, 2016 10:55 AM
Author: White spectacular office

18000000000000000000000000000000000

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Date: November 5th, 2020 8:16 AM
Author: Red idiot



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Date: November 5th, 2020 8:22 AM
Author: Bateful sanctuary

next chapter please!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#41284068)



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Date: December 13th, 2025 2:14 AM
Author: Flirting school cafeteria



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Date: November 5th, 2020 8:34 AM
Author: Aromatic theater stage



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