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Micah Parsons to the Packers for two firsts

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glassy marketing idea
  08/28/25
lol @ the cowboys
Alcoholic twinkling patrolman
  08/28/25
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glassy marketing idea
  08/28/25
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Supple Kitty Sound Barrier
  08/28/25
that's it?
Hairraiser Range
  08/28/25
pack is paying him $47 million per year
glassy marketing idea
  08/28/25
and Kenny Clark... good player but he'll be 30 in a few mont...
Trip jet-lagged stage affirmative action
  08/28/25
1 sack doesnt sound good
Hairraiser Range
  08/28/25
Micah Parsons has 1 career playoff sack.
Mustard crawly fortuitous meteor volcanic crater
  08/29/25
1/4 = 1/17 (xo 2025
Brilliant parlour
  08/29/25
Kenny Clark has 5 sacks in 11 postseason games played. Parso...
Mustard crawly fortuitous meteor volcanic crater
  08/29/25
Parsons ate up 2 sacks v. Eagles, 2 @ Commanders, etc. last ...
Brilliant parlour
  08/29/25
I like the Packers. This was a retarded move.
Mustard crawly fortuitous meteor volcanic crater
  08/29/25
Where are we on this.
Brilliant parlour
  09/12/25
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Brilliant parlour
  10/28/25
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Brilliant parlour
  11/27/25
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Brilliant parlour
  12/11/25
Haha wow
Canary Embarrassed To The Bone Tank Boistinker
  08/28/25
Happy?
Slate adventurous mental disorder set
  08/28/25
I don't know. This is fairly unlike our front office and its...
Canary Embarrassed To The Bone Tank Boistinker
  08/28/25
Good move by the Boys.
Mustard crawly fortuitous meteor volcanic crater
  08/28/25
lol why keep your best player when you could trade him for ...
Supple Kitty Sound Barrier
  08/28/25
He costs more than he is worth.
Mustard crawly fortuitous meteor volcanic crater
  08/28/25
what’s jerry gonna do with the savings bro their D su...
Supple Kitty Sound Barrier
  08/28/25
three fifths, ackshually
Purple geriatric goal in life
  08/28/25
It feels like a loss for Dallas but it does make some sense....
smoky trump supporter
  08/28/25
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Ruddy Forum
  08/29/25
Jerry caused all of those problems. This trade is just anoth...
Beady-eyed sanctuary boltzmann
  08/29/25
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coral demanding azn casino
  09/01/25
Jerry press conference constantly calling him "Michael&...
flickering aqua base
  08/28/25
im with xo jerry on this.
sinister gaped ratface
  08/29/25
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Ruddy Forum
  08/29/25
Its interesting because: 1. The argument for the Packers...
bespoke vivacious multi-billionaire heaven
  08/29/25
two first round picks in the nfl isnt a joke. espn is just t...
sinister gaped ratface
  08/29/25
The salary cap is complete Enron accounting. Whatever a &quo...
Brilliant parlour
  08/29/25
LJL Cowboys. What a clown franchise. Great move for the Pack...
poppy indian lodge
  08/29/25
So the Packers traded 2 1st round picks for one year of a on...
Mustard crawly fortuitous meteor volcanic crater
  08/29/25
"The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per...
Canary Embarrassed To The Bone Tank Boistinker
  08/29/25
The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play ...
flickering aqua base
  08/29/25
, he lisped.
Mustard crawly fortuitous meteor volcanic crater
  08/29/25
lol some cunt from district 3. better to get his ass off the...
Cream den therapy
  08/29/25
Knew about this three days ago but no one responded https:...
odious bull headed brunch
  08/29/25
I responded in under one hour
Canary Embarrassed To The Bone Tank Boistinker
  08/29/25
this is so fucking stupid worse than luka
Supple Kitty Sound Barrier
  08/29/25
Micah's back is shot lol. https://x.com/AdamSchefter/stat...
Mustard crawly fortuitous meteor volcanic crater
  09/01/25
xo jerry wins again
sinister gaped ratface
  09/01/25
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Mustard crawly fortuitous meteor volcanic crater
  09/01/25
the idea of being an nfl player with anything resembling bac...
sinister gaped ratface
  09/01/25
It's not absurd at all. These guys always have aches and pai...
Mustard crawly fortuitous meteor volcanic crater
  09/01/25
Lolololol
Slate adventurous mental disorder set
  09/01/25
Obviously not ideal Packers had to have known about this...
Canary Embarrassed To The Bone Tank Boistinker
  09/01/25
?
Brilliant parlour
  09/12/25
?
Brilliant parlour
  11/27/25
?
Brilliant parlour
  12/11/25
Will be 180 when Parsons suffers a catastrophic injury early...
sexy apoplectic newt
  09/01/25
Fuck you
Canary Embarrassed To The Bone Tank Boistinker
  09/01/25
I was the guy saying the Packers should've have done this an...
Mustard crawly fortuitous meteor volcanic crater
  09/12/25
"shouldn't've" you mean?
Brilliant parlour
  09/12/25
Yes
Mustard crawly fortuitous meteor volcanic crater
  09/12/25
ty for your honesty
Brilliant parlour
  09/12/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrWs3ufsn-A
Brilliant parlour
  09/12/25
parsons won that game for them yesterday he was everywhere
glassy marketing idea
  09/12/25


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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: glassy marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49219929)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Alcoholic twinkling patrolman

lol @ the cowboys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49219931)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM
Author: glassy marketing idea



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:10 PM
Author: Supple Kitty Sound Barrier



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Hairraiser Range

that's it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49219933)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM
Author: glassy marketing idea

pack is paying him $47 million per year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49219935)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: Trip jet-lagged stage affirmative action

and Kenny Clark... good player but he'll be 30 in a few months and he's in decline (only one sack last year).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49219964)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: Hairraiser Range

1 sack doesnt sound good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49219972)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:56 AM
Author: Mustard crawly fortuitous meteor volcanic crater

Micah Parsons has 1 career playoff sack.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49221767)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:00 PM
Author: Brilliant parlour

1/4 = 1/17 (xo 2025

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49221776)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: Mustard crawly fortuitous meteor volcanic crater

Kenny Clark has 5 sacks in 11 postseason games played. Parsons just stat pads against shitty teams in the recent Cowboy MO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49221849)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: Brilliant parlour

Parsons ate up 2 sacks v. Eagles, 2 @ Commanders, etc. last season okay pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49221854)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 1:07 PM
Author: Mustard crawly fortuitous meteor volcanic crater

I like the Packers. This was a retarded move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49221953)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: Brilliant parlour

Where are we on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49259308)



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Date: October 28th, 2025 8:09 AM
Author: Brilliant parlour



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Date: November 27th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: Brilliant parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49466781)



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Date: December 11th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: Brilliant parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49503325)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:20 PM
Author: Canary Embarrassed To The Bone Tank Boistinker

Haha wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49219940)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:26 PM
Author: Slate adventurous mental disorder set

Happy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49219948)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: Canary Embarrassed To The Bone Tank Boistinker

I don't know. This is fairly unlike our front office and its an enormous amount of capital.

Worth it if we win a SB while he's around.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49219981)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:12 PM
Author: Mustard crawly fortuitous meteor volcanic crater

Good move by the Boys.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49220276)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:18 PM
Author: Supple Kitty Sound Barrier

lol

why keep your best player when you could trade him for two crapshoot chances at another decent player later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49220292)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: Mustard crawly fortuitous meteor volcanic crater

He costs more than he is worth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49220305)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: Supple Kitty Sound Barrier

what’s jerry gonna do with the savings bro

their D sucks and just lost its best player. what’s the plan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49220311)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: Purple geriatric goal in life

three fifths, ackshually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49220313)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:46 PM
Author: smoky trump supporter

It feels like a loss for Dallas but it does make some sense. They weren't projected to compete this year (over/under at 8 wins) and committing $45m to Parsons probably would have trapped them in mediocrity for the next few seasons.

The Packers picks will probably be in the low 20's, and two of those may not feel like a great return for a guy as talented as Parsons, but combined with Dallas' own picks, it helps them reset a bit.

The Cowboys have $31m in dead money this year plus at least $16m in dead money for next year. Factor in the massive signing bonus to Dak Prescott and CeeDee Lamb, with Prescott on the wrong side of 30, and this may have felt like a poison pill move. Because giving Parsons the deal he got with Green Bay would have put them in cap hell for a good 5 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49220382)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:20 AM
Author: Ruddy Forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49220854)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: Beady-eyed sanctuary boltzmann

Jerry caused all of those problems. This trade is just another episode in a slow moving train wreck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49221253)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:31 PM
Author: coral demanding azn casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49228871)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: flickering aqua base

Jerry press conference constantly calling him "Michael" is hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49220386)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:02 AM
Author: sinister gaped ratface

im with xo jerry on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49220829)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:38 AM
Author: Ruddy Forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49220876)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:10 AM
Author: bespoke vivacious multi-billionaire heaven

Its interesting because:

1. The argument for the Packers is that he's a truly elite player, and they don't have too many of those, so you just have to pay them.

2. Argument for Dallas is on a salary cap team, can you really afford to pay him 20% more than the largest defensive contract ever plus give up 2 first round picks and a good player? Is he really that good.

I think the trade is probably a win for the Packers because it seems like the NFL salary cap is sort of made up and doesn't matter...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49220839)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:25 AM
Author: sinister gaped ratface

two first round picks in the nfl isnt a joke. espn is just trying to bash jerry jones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49220859)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: Brilliant parlour

The salary cap is complete Enron accounting. Whatever a "four year deal" is really only affects you Year One, because everything in the future is massively inflated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49221251)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:46 AM
Author: poppy indian lodge

LJL Cowboys. What a clown franchise. Great move for the Pack, but they’re still the gayest franchise in sports. Literally tried to ban a play because they couldn’t stop it. This just makes them less gay on D but they won’t escape their cowardly ways.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49221238)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: Mustard crawly fortuitous meteor volcanic crater

So the Packers traded 2 1st round picks for one year of a one dimensional pass rusher?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49221432)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: Canary Embarrassed To The Bone Tank Boistinker

"The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research."

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/when-will-micah-parsons-contract-saga-with-cowboys-end-clock-is-ticking-if-all-pro-is-to-play-vs-eagles/

I don't think I care how "one dimensional" he is if he has that big an impact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49221732)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:48 AM
Author: flickering aqua base

The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research.

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/cowboys-jerry-jones-prioritizes-ego-by-trading-generational-talent-micah-parsons-to-packers/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49221745)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: Mustard crawly fortuitous meteor volcanic crater

, he lisped.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49223039)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:48 PM
Author: Cream den therapy

lol some cunt from district 3. better to get his ass off the payroll.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49221917)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: odious bull headed brunch

Knew about this three days ago but no one responded

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5766225&mc=3&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49222517)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 6:42 PM
Author: Canary Embarrassed To The Bone Tank Boistinker

I responded in under one hour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49222736)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:05 PM
Author: Supple Kitty Sound Barrier

this is so fucking stupid worse than luka

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49223051)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: Mustard crawly fortuitous meteor volcanic crater

Micah's back is shot lol.

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1962579612266799331?t=scFtynoii1OPgyPPMW1ZVQ&s=19

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49228685)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: sinister gaped ratface

xo jerry wins again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49228692)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: Mustard crawly fortuitous meteor volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49228696)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: sinister gaped ratface

the idea of being an nfl player with anything resembling back pain is absurd. matt stafford is gonna get benched and xo jimmy g is gonna have to take over this season.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49228706)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Mustard crawly fortuitous meteor volcanic crater

It's not absurd at all. These guys always have aches and pains as apart of beating the shit out of each other for a living. I used to have back pain when I played contact sports and it totally went away after I moved on to lawyering full time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49229109)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:15 PM
Author: Slate adventurous mental disorder set

Lolololol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49228851)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:53 PM
Author: Canary Embarrassed To The Bone Tank Boistinker

Obviously not ideal

Packers had to have known about this though, there are physicals involved in trades and I'm pretty sure undisclosed issues are grounds to invalidate a trade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49228922)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: Brilliant parlour

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49259310)



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Date: November 27th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: Brilliant parlour

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49466782)



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Date: December 11th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: Brilliant parlour

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49503326)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: sexy apoplectic newt

Will be 180 when Parsons suffers a catastrophic injury early in the season and packers traded 2 firsts for a crippling financial loss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49228735)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 6:04 PM
Author: Canary Embarrassed To The Bone Tank Boistinker

Fuck you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49229153)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:31 AM
Author: Mustard crawly fortuitous meteor volcanic crater

I was the guy saying the Packers should've have done this and I am wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49259344)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: Brilliant parlour

"shouldn't've" you mean?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49259448)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: Mustard crawly fortuitous meteor volcanic crater

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49259689)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: Brilliant parlour

ty for your honesty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49259833)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: Brilliant parlour

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrWs3ufsn-A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49259608)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 11:29 AM
Author: glassy marketing idea

parsons won that game for them yesterday he was everywhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49259839)