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Impending layoffs at my Tech firm, AMA

At a Tech firm where we have impending layoffs in the next 3...
Mildly autistic titillating black woman
  03/02/26
Size of company? What do you do?
Cobalt flickering church trust fund
  03/02/26
He poasts
Indigo nubile mental disorder
  03/02/26
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embarrassed to the bone cordovan house coldplay fan
  03/02/26
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cracking misunderstood sex offender
  03/09/26
I'm an Engineering Manager. Mid-size Bay Area Tech company.
Mildly autistic titillating black woman
  03/02/26
We don't "AMA" here, champ. We Take Questions.
Indigo nubile mental disorder
  03/02/26
Thank for the feedback. Let's sync again during tomorrow's s...
Mildly autistic titillating black woman
  03/02/26
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embarrassed to the bone cordovan house coldplay fan
  03/02/26
Who is getting axed? Just a general cut across the company, ...
Indigo nubile mental disorder
  03/02/26
Company is in bad shape. Cuts are across the board, and inc...
Mildly autistic titillating black woman
  03/02/26
Sucks, ZIRP really collectively fried the brains of seemingl...
Indigo nubile mental disorder
  03/02/26
Absolutely, we are not as bad as Block who is basically retu...
Mildly autistic titillating black woman
  03/02/26
So Block is not cutting half the workforce because of AI?
bearded bateful scourge upon the earth boltzmann
  03/03/26
No, because they massively overhired. Same shit that happene...
Indigo nubile mental disorder
  03/03/26
This ^. Expect another 10-15% of tech layoffs thru 2026 via ...
Mildly autistic titillating black woman
  03/03/26
CR. But counterintuitively this idiotic war of choice soil c...
yapping marketing idea heaven
  03/09/26
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cracking misunderstood sex offender
  03/09/26
Because of ai?
contagious arrogant newt
  03/02/26
Nothing to do with AI. Company is in bad shape.
Mildly autistic titillating black woman
  03/02/26
What does the company do? How much time do you spend gulc gu...
Slap-happy canary ticket booth digit ratio
  03/02/26
That would be doxing myself.
Mildly autistic titillating black woman
  03/02/26
You can keep it vague enough. Or else why make the poast. Do...
Slap-happy canary ticket booth digit ratio
  03/03/26
OP, ANSWER THIS MAN!
cracking misunderstood sex offender
  03/09/26
I am at a SAAS company that is in the productivity domain. ...
Mildly autistic titillating black woman
  03/09/26
Have you considered doing something less gay with your life?...
Slap-happy canary ticket booth digit ratio
  03/09/26
I like this area. What else is less gay?
Mildly autistic titillating black woman
  03/09/26
wow. everybody spends a little bit of time doing this. you m...
thriller kitty cat
  03/09/26
Is anyone bringing in donuts?
Sticky electric abode jew
  03/02/26
grindr?
Emerald Big-titted Lettuce Theater
  03/02/26
Per jjc Twitter, grindr is very well run and professional. B...
dark market
  03/03/26
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Indigo nubile mental disorder
  03/09/26
cr. Grindr is lean and jacked. 10% bodyfat looksmaxxed finan...
bistre hunting ground point
  03/09/26
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Federal filthpig locale
  03/09/26
i've had a long-short grindr-bumble position for a while now
Odious aggressive school cafeteria
  03/09/26
We are running around like headless chickens trying to show ...
Mildly autistic titillating black woman
  03/09/26
what's a "lifestyle company"? like the gen Z boss ...
Indigo nubile mental disorder
  03/09/26
Majority of leadership doesn't care about the product or cus...
Mildly autistic titillating black woman
  03/09/26
wtf
Indigo nubile mental disorder
  03/09/26
lifestyle company meaning good work life balance and benefit...
Charismatic Massive Really Tough Guy Juggernaut
  03/09/26
Like the gay lifestyle?
Violet range
  03/09/26
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cracking misunderstood sex offender
  03/09/26
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Emerald Big-titted Lettuce Theater
  03/09/26
But I thought everyone was treated "like family" ?
cracking misunderstood sex offender
  03/09/26
How should I prep for this? Buy put options on my company?
Mildly autistic titillating black woman
  03/15/26
Meta is slashing 40% of the company supposedly. Scary times.
aquamarine floppy feces
  03/15/26
The last couple of years has been the worst time to be in bi...
chestnut coffee pot space
  03/15/26
I am actually one of those AI niggers working at the former ...
Odious aggressive school cafeteria
  03/16/26


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Date: March 2nd, 2026 1:01 PM
Author: Mildly autistic titillating black woman

At a Tech firm where we have impending layoffs in the next 3 months. 10-30% expected. AMA.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49708329)



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Date: March 2nd, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: Cobalt flickering church trust fund

Size of company? What do you do?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49708352)



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Date: March 2nd, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: Indigo nubile mental disorder

He poasts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49708368)



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Date: March 2nd, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone cordovan house coldplay fan



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Date: March 9th, 2026 12:18 PM
Author: cracking misunderstood sex offender



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Date: March 2nd, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: Mildly autistic titillating black woman

I'm an Engineering Manager. Mid-size Bay Area Tech company.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49708370)



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Date: March 2nd, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: Indigo nubile mental disorder

We don't "AMA" here, champ. We Take Questions.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49708371)



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Date: March 2nd, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: Mildly autistic titillating black woman

Thank for the feedback. Let's sync again during tomorrow's stand-up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49708373)



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Date: March 2nd, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone cordovan house coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49708377)



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Date: March 2nd, 2026 1:24 PM
Author: Indigo nubile mental disorder

Who is getting axed? Just a general cut across the company, specific teams, entry level engineers, middle management, etc.? Why the huge range (10% is pretty different than 30%)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49708397)



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Date: March 2nd, 2026 3:24 PM
Author: Mildly autistic titillating black woman

Company is in bad shape. Cuts are across the board, and include SLT. Senior leaders are running around like headless chickens.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49708741)



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Date: March 2nd, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: Indigo nubile mental disorder

Sucks, ZIRP really collectively fried the brains of seemingly every tech C-suite in the country.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49708795)



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Date: March 2nd, 2026 9:56 PM
Author: Mildly autistic titillating black woman

Absolutely, we are not as bad as Block who is basically returning to pre Covid levels.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49709895)



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Date: March 3rd, 2026 9:34 AM
Author: bearded bateful scourge upon the earth boltzmann

So Block is not cutting half the workforce because of AI?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49710922)



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Date: March 3rd, 2026 10:03 AM
Author: Indigo nubile mental disorder

No, because they massively overhired. Same shit that happened to Twitter (which he also ran). AI is just the excuse to save face; and tbf it's not entirely incorrect, but they would be cutting staff to appease shareholders even in a world where LLMs didn't exist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49710992)



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Date: March 3rd, 2026 12:12 PM
Author: Mildly autistic titillating black woman

This ^. Expect another 10-15% of tech layoffs thru 2026 via various means.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49711484)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 11:51 AM
Author: yapping marketing idea heaven

CR. But counterintuitively this idiotic war of choice soil crisis is going to boost SaaS valuations because it’s an industry with no moving atoms in its supply chains or go to market, and the huge recession it will cause will reinstate ZIRP. So most of these companies are going to rehire in mid-late 2027.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49728406)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 12:19 PM
Author: cracking misunderstood sex offender



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Date: March 2nd, 2026 1:26 PM
Author: contagious arrogant newt

Because of ai?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49708413)



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Date: March 2nd, 2026 3:25 PM
Author: Mildly autistic titillating black woman

Nothing to do with AI. Company is in bad shape.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49708745)



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Date: March 2nd, 2026 3:33 PM
Author: Slap-happy canary ticket booth digit ratio

What does the company do? How much time do you spend gulc gulcing your boss?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49708767)



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Date: March 2nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: Mildly autistic titillating black woman

That would be doxing myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49709384)



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Date: March 3rd, 2026 10:46 AM
Author: Slap-happy canary ticket booth digit ratio

You can keep it vague enough. Or else why make the poast. Do you love cock?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49711118)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 12:20 PM
Author: cracking misunderstood sex offender

OP, ANSWER THIS MAN!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49728511)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 12:29 PM
Author: Mildly autistic titillating black woman

I am at a SAAS company that is in the productivity domain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49728569)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 12:39 PM
Author: Slap-happy canary ticket booth digit ratio

Have you considered doing something less gay with your life?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49728618)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 5:44 PM
Author: Mildly autistic titillating black woman

I like this area. What else is less gay?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49729831)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 11:50 AM
Author: thriller kitty cat

wow. everybody spends a little bit of time doing this. you must really be putting in the hours such that it would be outable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49728402)



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Date: March 2nd, 2026 4:02 PM
Author: Sticky electric abode jew

Is anyone bringing in donuts?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49708832)



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Date: March 2nd, 2026 5:51 PM
Author: Emerald Big-titted Lettuce Theater

grindr?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49709117)



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Date: March 3rd, 2026 9:36 AM
Author: dark market

Per jjc Twitter, grindr is very well run and professional. Bumble is in disarray.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49710931)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 12:15 PM
Author: Indigo nubile mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49728473)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 12:24 PM
Author: bistre hunting ground point

cr. Grindr is lean and jacked. 10% bodyfat looksmaxxed finance function.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49728533)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 12:24 PM
Author: Federal filthpig locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49728536)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 5:46 PM
Author: Odious aggressive school cafeteria

i've had a long-short grindr-bumble position for a while now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49729841)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 11:41 AM
Author: Mildly autistic titillating black woman

We are running around like headless chickens trying to show impact. All the higher-ups are worried. We're a lifestyle company that is now scared since we're going thru imminent layoffs and folks are worried they won't get another job.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49728378)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 12:14 PM
Author: Indigo nubile mental disorder

what's a "lifestyle company"? like the gen Z boss ladies?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49728470)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 12:27 PM
Author: Mildly autistic titillating black woman

Majority of leadership doesn't care about the product or customers, they are looking for a place to "work" and build their bank balance without working too hard. That is being upended now. The worst part is the senior leadership team know if they get fired they wont find another job ever.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49728552)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 12:37 PM
Author: Indigo nubile mental disorder

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49728611)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 12:20 PM
Author: Charismatic Massive Really Tough Guy Juggernaut

lifestyle company meaning good work life balance and benefits?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49728512)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 12:21 PM
Author: Violet range

Like the gay lifestyle?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49728521)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 12:25 PM
Author: cracking misunderstood sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49728539)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 2:57 PM
Author: Emerald Big-titted Lettuce Theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49729192)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 12:22 PM
Author: cracking misunderstood sex offender

But I thought everyone was treated "like family" ?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49728522)



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Date: March 15th, 2026 8:39 PM
Author: Mildly autistic titillating black woman

How should I prep for this? Buy put options on my company?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49746612)



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Date: March 15th, 2026 10:34 PM
Author: aquamarine floppy feces

Meta is slashing 40% of the company supposedly. Scary times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49746987)



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Date: March 15th, 2026 10:53 PM
Author: chestnut coffee pot space

The last couple of years has been the worst time to be in big tech. A tech worker at, say, Walmart or Marathon Oil or Delta Airlines, is doing much better one at FAANG. Because Walmart or Marathon Oil aren't investing in creating AI data centers. FAANG is laying off tons of staff to spend that money on AI data centers.

2010 - 2022: Rest & Vest at Big tech. Laugh at the lower tech folks who make 1/3 of what you make for same work.

2022 - present: AI layoffs. Cut throat work culture.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49747030)



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Date: March 16th, 2026 12:01 AM
Author: Odious aggressive school cafeteria

I am actually one of those AI niggers working at the former trying to get into FAGMAN now. The latter pays like multiples of what we get, multiples man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309378#49747130)