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day in the life of a stay-at-home mom

5:30 am: wake up, change baby, take off top, nurse baby, put...
Confused demanding stage
  04/14/12
u forgot the BBC
Ungodly resort
  04/14/12
where's the BBC?
Narrow-minded ape
  04/15/12
8:30 pm
Trip ladyboy
  04/23/12
LOL. Way underrated
Exhilarant Rigor Bawdyhouse
  06/21/12
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snowy soul-stirring location affirmative action
  07/18/13
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ocher razzle stag film coldplay fan
  07/01/15
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at-the-ready pearl messiness chad
  07/01/15
where's dat BMC? it do a wifey good
House-broken saffron sound barrier
  04/23/12
sounds good except the swallow part. y isnt it on my face
Concupiscible disturbing generalized bond
  04/14/12
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Confused demanding stage
  04/14/12
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Confused demanding stage
  04/15/12
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Confused demanding stage
  04/23/12
6:00 wake up, make breakfast 7:00 send kids off to schoo...
Laughsome trailer park
  04/23/12
that's only after all your kids are school age. If you have ...
ivory karate old irish cottage
  12/19/12
tyft
Ruddy faggot firefighter
  04/23/12
18000000000
Cyan flickering pit
  04/23/12
notice what's not on here? ANY shitting whatsoever.
Marvelous bossy famous landscape painting
  04/23/12
tcns
Fishy big point pozpig
  08/18/12
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Confused demanding stage
  04/28/12
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Confused demanding stage
  06/21/12
ty
Indecent chocolate kitchen
  06/21/12
I like the addition of bakes loaves of bread.
Autistic heady shrine nibblets
  06/21/12
180 spin-off of the classic 'day in the life of a radiologis...
transparent indirect expression
  06/21/12
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Stimulating Sanctuary Personal Credit Line
  08/18/12
forgot cleaning and doing laundry, but other than that it se...
Cracking cobalt fat ankles
  06/21/12
"1:30 pm: naps for both kids, scrub down kitchen, dust ...
Confused demanding stage
  06/21/12
180
sticky wagecucks
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transparent indirect expression
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Confused demanding stage
  06/26/12
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Slimy police squad twinkling uncleanness
  08/18/12
tl; didn't include bbc
contagious bistre tank
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Slimy police squad twinkling uncleanness
  10/26/12
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Slimy police squad twinkling uncleanness
  12/19/12
where is the part where you gas self
Lilac vigorous party of the first part
  12/19/12
"7:30 pm: let husband give kids bath while washing dish...
ivory karate old irish cottage
  12/19/12
Attention to kids is a big turn on for the wife.
Hairraiser Ebony Area
  07/17/13
LOL at "wake toddler"
Blathering Mood Wrinkle
  12/19/12
"Little Timmy's right-on-schedule 1:30 nap is running v...
ivory karate old irish cottage
  12/19/12
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Slimy police squad twinkling uncleanness
  07/17/13
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Dull Pervert
  07/17/13
This sounds A LOT like my wife's life.
Hairraiser Ebony Area
  07/17/13
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Hairraiser Ebony Area
  07/18/13
Not...seeing. . .any BBC.
Beta Plaza
  07/18/13
joke has been made
Adventurous honey-headed hall
  07/18/13
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Slimy police squad twinkling uncleanness
  04/27/14
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electric persian roommate
  04/01/15
Sounds 1800000
Supple Spot Striped Hyena
  04/01/15
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electric persian roommate
  07/01/15
LOL at waking a sleeping kid
maize piazza
  07/01/15
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electric persian roommate
  02/11/19
need Muscadine Wine to comment on this
histrionic center
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electric persian roommate
  04/09/19
Whose prostate is massaged?
white hairy legs
  04/09/19
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Lascivious pocket flask community account
  04/09/19
hilariously mentally ill thread
180 brindle gaping
  04/09/19
That’s nice, doobs.
violent stirring field
  04/09/19
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electric persian roommate
  08/24/21
lol at the current events pigs in this thread. why does a wi...
jet-lagged violent new version
  08/24/21
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  02/14/23
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lfo
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Date: April 14th, 2012 1:47 PM
Author: Confused demanding stage

5:30 am: wake up, change baby, take off top, nurse baby, put back to bed

6:00 am: while topless, give husband bj to completion, massaging prostate, swallow, brush teeth

6:20 am: grill steak and eggs, squeeze orange juice for husband

6:35 am: pack husband's lunch, give kiss, send out door

6:40 am: pilates

7:15 am: wake toddler, boil water for steel cut oats for family

7:45 am: get baby, change diaper, nurse while toddler finishes oatmeal

8:15 am: dress kids, get in SUV, go to gym, practice kegels on the way

8:30 am: drop kids off at child care at gym, hit stairs or spinner depending on day of the week

9:30 am: tall skinny latte, flirt with gay barista, practice kegels in line

9:45 am: baby naps, toddler coloring, take a shower, do hair

11 am: walk to park with kids in double stroller, meet up with other SAHMs, let kids play, talk with women

12:30 pm: lunch of sesame tahini sandwiches on whole grain bread, spinach salad, farmer's cheese, and fresh cut fruit salad

1:30 pm: naps for both kids, scrub down kitchen, dust house, vacuum, practice kegels at each task

3:30 pm: wake up kids, throw into car, drive to grocery store, pick up dinner ingredients

4:30 pm: start on chicken and risotto dishes for dinner, bake loaves of bread

6 pm: greet husband with open-mouthed kiss, flour-stained apron pressed against suit, pulling dishes from table

7:30 pm: let husband give kids bath while washing dishes, getting turned on to his attention to children

8 pm: story time, kids in bed

8:30 pm: creampie doggystyle

9 pm: fold laundry, run dishwasher, read Vanity Fair

10 pm: alseep

repeat

repeat

repeat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309546",#20461172)



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Date: April 14th, 2012 1:47 PM
Author: Ungodly resort

u forgot the BBC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309546",#20461179)



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Date: April 15th, 2012 10:47 AM
Author: Narrow-minded ape

where's the BBC?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309546",#20467408)



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Date: April 23rd, 2012 11:29 AM
Author: Trip ladyboy

8:30 pm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309546",#20527752)



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Date: June 21st, 2012 12:25 PM
Author: Exhilarant Rigor Bawdyhouse

LOL. Way underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309546",#20928193)



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Date: July 18th, 2013 11:47 AM
Author: snowy soul-stirring location affirmative action



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Date: July 1st, 2015 10:24 PM
Author: ocher razzle stag film coldplay fan



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Date: July 1st, 2015 10:25 PM
Author: at-the-ready pearl messiness chad



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Date: April 23rd, 2012 11:27 AM
Author: House-broken saffron sound barrier

where's dat BMC?

it do a wifey good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309546",#20527743)



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Date: April 14th, 2012 1:48 PM
Author: Concupiscible disturbing generalized bond

sounds good except the swallow part. y isnt it on my face

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309546",#20461183)



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Date: April 14th, 2012 2:19 PM
Author: Confused demanding stage



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Date: April 15th, 2012 10:35 AM
Author: Confused demanding stage



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Date: April 23rd, 2012 10:53 AM
Author: Confused demanding stage



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Date: April 23rd, 2012 10:55 AM
Author: Laughsome trailer park

6:00 wake up, make breakfast

7:00 send kids off to school and hubby off to work

7:15 go back to sleep/watch tv/read/go to the gym/go to a movie etc

4:30 make kids a snack

5:30 make dinner

6:00 watch tv with family

10:00 bed

OHWHATAHARDLIFE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309546",#20527610)



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Date: December 19th, 2012 2:29 PM
Author: ivory karate old irish cottage

that's only after all your kids are school age. If you have three kids spaced two years apart, that doesn't come for like 10 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309546",#22281145)



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Date: April 23rd, 2012 11:23 AM
Author: Ruddy faggot firefighter

tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309546",#20527723)



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Date: April 23rd, 2012 11:32 AM
Author: Cyan flickering pit

18000000000

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Date: April 23rd, 2012 11:43 AM
Author: Marvelous bossy famous landscape painting

notice what's not on here? ANY shitting whatsoever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309546",#20527840)



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Date: August 18th, 2012 11:53 AM
Author: Fishy big point pozpig

tcns

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309546",#21366718)



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Date: April 28th, 2012 8:35 PM
Author: Confused demanding stage



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Date: June 21st, 2012 12:20 PM
Author: Confused demanding stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309546",#20928164)



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Date: June 21st, 2012 12:22 PM
Author: Indecent chocolate kitchen

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309546",#20928174)



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Date: June 21st, 2012 12:24 PM
Author: Autistic heady shrine nibblets

I like the addition of bakes loaves of bread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309546",#20928187)



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Date: June 21st, 2012 12:27 PM
Author: transparent indirect expression

180 spin-off of the classic 'day in the life of a radiologist' thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309546",#20928201)



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Date: August 18th, 2012 11:46 AM
Author: Stimulating Sanctuary Personal Credit Line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309546",#21366686)



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Date: June 21st, 2012 12:27 PM
Author: Cracking cobalt fat ankles

forgot cleaning and doing laundry, but other than that it seems pretty accurate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309546",#20928203)



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Date: June 21st, 2012 12:29 PM
Author: Confused demanding stage

"1:30 pm: naps for both kids, scrub down kitchen, dust house, vacuum, practice kegels at each task"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309546",#20928218)



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Date: June 21st, 2012 12:34 PM
Author: sticky wagecucks

180

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Date: June 25th, 2012 7:22 PM
Author: transparent indirect expression



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Date: June 26th, 2012 12:40 PM
Author: Confused demanding stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309546",#20961275)



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Date: August 18th, 2012 11:42 AM
Author: Slimy police squad twinkling uncleanness



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Date: August 18th, 2012 11:43 AM
Author: contagious bistre tank

tl; didn't include bbc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309546",#21366677)



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Date: October 26th, 2012 11:31 AM
Author: Slimy police squad twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309546",#21890694)



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Date: December 19th, 2012 2:09 PM
Author: Slimy police squad twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309546",#22281059)



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Date: December 19th, 2012 2:11 PM
Author: Lilac vigorous party of the first part

where is the part where you gas self

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309546",#22281075)



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Date: December 19th, 2012 2:31 PM
Author: ivory karate old irish cottage

"7:30 pm: let husband give kids bath while washing dishes, getting turned on to his attention to children "

giveaway line that OP has never been with a woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309546",#22281157)



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Date: July 17th, 2013 5:15 PM
Author: Hairraiser Ebony Area

Attention to kids is a big turn on for the wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309546",#23667011)



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Date: December 19th, 2012 2:43 PM
Author: Blathering Mood Wrinkle

LOL at "wake toddler"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309546",#22281196)



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Date: December 19th, 2012 2:46 PM
Author: ivory karate old irish cottage

"Little Timmy's right-on-schedule 1:30 nap is running very long today!"

(sentence that has never been uttered IRL)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309546",#22281211)



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Date: July 17th, 2013 4:16 PM
Author: Slimy police squad twinkling uncleanness



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Date: July 17th, 2013 5:11 PM
Author: Dull Pervert



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Date: July 17th, 2013 5:13 PM
Author: Hairraiser Ebony Area

This sounds A LOT like my wife's life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309546",#23666996)



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Date: July 18th, 2013 11:42 AM
Author: Hairraiser Ebony Area



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Date: July 18th, 2013 1:14 PM
Author: Beta Plaza

Not...seeing. . .any BBC.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309546",#23672467)



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Date: July 18th, 2013 1:19 PM
Author: Adventurous honey-headed hall

joke has been made

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309546",#23672503)



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Date: April 27th, 2014 10:22 AM
Author: Slimy police squad twinkling uncleanness



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Date: April 1st, 2015 11:41 AM
Author: electric persian roommate



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Date: April 1st, 2015 12:02 PM
Author: Supple Spot Striped Hyena

Sounds 1800000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309546",#27594725)



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Date: July 1st, 2015 10:22 PM
Author: electric persian roommate



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Date: July 1st, 2015 10:31 PM
Author: maize piazza

LOL at waking a sleeping kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309546",#28241934)



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Date: February 11th, 2019 7:41 PM
Author: electric persian roommate



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Date: February 11th, 2019 8:23 PM
Author: histrionic center

need Muscadine Wine to comment on this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309546",#37765817)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 5:51 PM
Author: electric persian roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309546",#38064005)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 5:52 PM
Author: white hairy legs

Whose prostate is massaged?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309546",#38064010)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 5:59 PM
Author: Lascivious pocket flask community account



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Date: April 9th, 2019 5:59 PM
Author: 180 brindle gaping

hilariously mentally ill thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309546",#38064034)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 6:06 PM
Author: violent stirring field

That’s nice, doobs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309546",#38064058)



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Date: August 24th, 2021 3:23 PM
Author: electric persian roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309546",#43002123)



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Date: August 24th, 2021 3:28 PM
Author: jet-lagged violent new version

lol at the current events pigs in this thread. why does a wife with this happy life need any news consumption, much less from the uk?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309546",#43002155)



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Date: February 14th, 2023 12:03 PM
Author: electric persian roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309546",#45932341)



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Date: September 22nd, 2026 3:53 PM
Author: lfo



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