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Ohtani is basically baseball Jesus

crazy shit this guy is doing. 2 HRs, scoreless pitching outi...
fear-inspiring halford knife
  10/17/25
He is lying about his height though
Blathering appetizing pistol point
  10/17/25
he;s actually 6'4?
fear-inspiring halford knife
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Nah, i’d say he’s closer to 6’1” was...
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Best player ever. There’s not even a debate anymore. ...
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Chocolate Exhilarant Garrison
  10/17/25
Baseball is the most popular sport in Japan
demanding corner rigor
  10/18/25
Yeah but they’re not all literal samurais from the nor...
orchid deep ticket booth
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lmao the pitcher knew it too. Didnt even look https://x.c...
orchid deep ticket booth
  10/17/25
entire stadium knew it immediately
fear-inspiring halford knife
  10/17/25
A MAJESTIC BLAST
Shivering brethren kitchen
  10/19/25
He was batting .140 in this year playoffs before today
Ocher duck-like son of senegal
  10/17/25
Ted Williams went .200 in his only World Series.
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now he has a .960 ops, small sample size
fear-inspiring halford knife
  10/17/25
Best baseball player ever.
kink-friendly sadistic tanning salon pocket flask
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And he carries himself extraordinarily well, guy is about al...
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What do you think he is paying his ex translator's family fo...
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yeah man the fbi is covering up for some japanese guy. read ...
fear-inspiring halford knife
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1.2M per year until he retires.
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  10/18/25
This wretched city does not deserve him
Multi-colored church
  10/17/25
3 HRs, best athlete in history
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Hot mustard round eye
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Off 3 different pitchers lol
idiotic hateful cruise ship
  10/17/25
10 K's, 2 h, 0 ER pitching through 6
carnelian soul-stirring toilet seat blood rage
  10/17/25
He's a strong candidate for Player of the Game.
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Hot mustard round eye
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There's still another inning for someone to really do some d...
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Chocolate Exhilarant Garrison
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  10/18/25
lol
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He’s alright but I’m pretty sure that given 6 mo...
Bossy erotic gaming laptop
  10/17/25
tbf ohtani is pretty obviously a very active quotemo
fear-inspiring halford knife
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John Rocker has quotemo energy, Ohtani is more of an Emilio ...
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Harsh lime kitty cat quadroon
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:(
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Big geriatric goyim stead
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He’s the baseball GOAT, you cant even debate it anymor...
Mauve Beady-eyed University
  10/18/25
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electric box office
  10/18/25
I bet you would suck his dick
demanding corner rigor
  10/18/25
Japanese, champ
emerald parlour people who are hurt
  10/18/25
i watched mlb reels for first time in 5 years and his 2nd ho...
Jet bawdyhouse hairy legs
  10/18/25
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Big geriatric goyim stead
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orchid deep ticket booth
  10/18/25
no homo at all
fear-inspiring halford knife
  10/18/25
The Emperor is pleased
emerald parlour people who are hurt
  10/18/25
If Japs all looked like this they’d dominate more than...
orchid deep ticket booth
  10/18/25
Babe Ruth has pitched more than twice as many innings as him...
thriller snowy chapel party of the first part
  10/18/25
stfu ZZZ
Crusty station new version
  10/18/25
is he rly zzz?
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Shivering brethren kitchen
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Ohtani put in years for the FIGHTERS you obese faggot
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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:05 PM
Author: fear-inspiring halford knife

crazy shit this guy is doing. 2 HRs, scoreless pitching outing, hit that last one clear out of the stadium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309546#49357012)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:05 PM
Author: Blathering appetizing pistol point

He is lying about his height though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309546#49357014)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:06 PM
Author: fear-inspiring halford knife

he;s actually 6'4?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309546#49357017)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:09 PM
Author: Blathering appetizing pistol point

Nah, i’d say he’s closer to 6’1” was in an elevator with him a few weeks ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309546#49357025)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: carnelian soul-stirring toilet seat blood rage



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Date: October 18th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: Harsh lime kitty cat quadroon



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:06 PM
Author: orchid deep ticket booth

Best player ever. There’s not even a debate anymore.

He’s what happens what a descendant of Samurais decides to play baseball

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309546#49357016)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:06 PM
Author: fear-inspiring halford knife



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: Chocolate Exhilarant Garrison



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Date: October 18th, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: demanding corner rigor

Baseball is the most popular sport in Japan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309546#49357852)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:12 PM
Author: orchid deep ticket booth

Yeah but they’re not all literal samurais from the north

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309546#49358272)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: orchid deep ticket booth

lmao the pitcher knew it too. Didnt even look

https://x.com/mlb/status/1979366343716802614?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309546#49357020)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:09 PM
Author: fear-inspiring halford knife

entire stadium knew it immediately

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309546#49357021)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: Shivering brethren kitchen

A MAJESTIC BLAST

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309546#49359755)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: Ocher duck-like son of senegal

He was batting .140 in this year playoffs before today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309546#49357033)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:18 PM
Author: kink-friendly sadistic tanning salon pocket flask

Ted Williams went .200 in his only World Series.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309546#49357038)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:46 PM
Author: fear-inspiring halford knife

now he has a .960 ops, small sample size

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309546#49357098)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:16 PM
Author: kink-friendly sadistic tanning salon pocket flask

Best baseball player ever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309546#49357036)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: idiotic hateful cruise ship

And he carries himself extraordinarily well, guy is about all the right things. You can’t not love him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309546#49357049)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:23 PM
Author: kink-friendly sadistic tanning salon pocket flask

What do you think he is paying his ex translator's family for the dude taking the gambling rap?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309546#49357056)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: fear-inspiring halford knife

yeah man the fbi is covering up for some japanese guy. read the court documents, ohtani had nothing to do with that besides being a victim

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309546#49357062)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Black 180 field kitty

1.2M per year until he retires.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309546#49358485)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:24 PM
Author: Multi-colored church

This wretched city does not deserve him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309546#49357058)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:46 PM
Author: fear-inspiring halford knife

3 HRs, best athlete in history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309546#49357096)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:47 PM
Author: Hot mustard round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309546#49357099)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:48 PM
Author: idiotic hateful cruise ship

Off 3 different pitchers lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309546#49357105)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: carnelian soul-stirring toilet seat blood rage

10 K's, 2 h, 0 ER pitching through 6



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309546#49357107)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Naked set old irish cottage

He's a strong candidate for Player of the Game.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309546#49357116)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: fear-inspiring halford knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309546#49357118)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: Hot mustard round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309546#49357119)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: carnelian soul-stirring toilet seat blood rage

There's still another inning for someone to really do some damage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309546#49357120)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: Chocolate Exhilarant Garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309546#49357138)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:27 PM
Author: vigorous shrine tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309546#49358494)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:34 PM
Author: Histrionic Lay Boltzmann

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309546#49358508)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: crystalline factory reset button forum



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:28 PM
Author: Bossy erotic gaming laptop

He’s alright but I’m pretty sure that given 6 months to train full time, the average pumo could do that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309546#49357146)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: fear-inspiring halford knife

tbf ohtani is pretty obviously a very active quotemo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309546#49357148)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:32 PM
Author: Bossy erotic gaming laptop

John Rocker has quotemo energy, Ohtani is more of an Emilio type figure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309546#49357159)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: fear-inspiring halford knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309546#49357165)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 8:22 PM
Author: Harsh lime kitty cat quadroon



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: bull headed casino sex offender

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309546#49357150)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 2:19 AM
Author: Big geriatric goyim stead



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Date: October 18th, 2025 2:26 AM
Author: Mauve Beady-eyed University

He’s the baseball GOAT, you cant even debate it anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309546#49357308)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 12:41 PM
Author: electric box office



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Date: October 18th, 2025 12:46 PM
Author: demanding corner rigor

I bet you would suck his dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309546#49357844)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: emerald parlour people who are hurt

Japanese, champ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309546#49358276)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Jet bawdyhouse hairy legs

i watched mlb reels for first time in 5 years and his 2nd homer where he hit it out of dodger stadium, that just made me want to suck his bruce lee cock, put some soy saue on it and wasabi and just sucky sucky until there's a hiroshima explosion (no homo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309546#49358277)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: Big geriatric goyim stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309546#49358500)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: orchid deep ticket booth



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:03 PM
Author: fear-inspiring halford knife

no homo at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309546#49358781)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: emerald parlour people who are hurt

The Emperor is pleased

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309546#49358280)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 8:13 PM
Author: orchid deep ticket booth

If Japs all looked like this they’d dominate more than Dominicans

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/86/dd/b2/86ddb217d3182aebe7bad56ae8f32646.jpg

https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2Fshohei-ohtani-looking-jacked-v0-lyhym99oqzla1.jpg%3Fauto%3Dwebp%26s%3Da63c419f2b19bcc4c8d14fc24fa74d1438cfa791

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FsOfgFxaAAA9K76.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309546#49358556)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: thriller snowy chapel party of the first part

Babe Ruth has pitched more than twice as many innings as him. He is 31 and in 297th place in career war.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309546#49358661)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:24 PM
Author: Crusty station new version

stfu ZZZ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309546#49358814)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:30 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy sanctuary depressive

is he rly zzz?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309546#49358820)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: Shivering brethren kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309546#49359756)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:38 PM
Author: Bossy erotic gaming laptop

Ohtani put in years for the FIGHTERS you obese faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309546#49358831)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: fear-inspiring halford knife



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