Date: January 2nd, 2026 11:52 PM Author: William of Nigger
it's completely pointless because they're both absolute zeros. they never will in a million years because they're scared to their core of embarrassment and people looking down on them as failures. but obviously if they dropped anything I would come at them thousand fold with a screed so radically spontaneous, articulate, full-throated, and poetic it would set them both back to the stone age of whatever they were attempting. like a hockey fight if either of them came at the king I would drop the gloves and go toe to toe with everything I've got.