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Top 5 worst Christmas songs of all time ITT

Beach Boys - Little Saint Nick https://www.youtube.com/watch...
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Macca is number one on my list bc it's so insulting from him
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  12/27/25
Happy Xmas (War Is Over)- John Lennon · Yoko Ono htt...
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Contagious saffron idea he suggested
  12/28/25
Do They Know It's Christmas? Absolutely retarded song. I ...
Adventurous selfie patrolman
  12/27/25
Oh yeah definitely insanely terrible & stupid
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The 1985 Live Aid concerts raised $127 million (equivalent t...
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  12/27/25
(((Bob Geldof))) pocketed most of it
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  12/29/25
It produced one of the most-iconic and ridiculous music vide...
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  12/27/25
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Nofapping Stage
  12/27/25
that one is so bad it's good, though
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  12/27/25
cr just about everything about the song and video is funny. ...
Nofapping Stage
  12/27/25
If I'm correct about this song there was some fight about si...
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  12/27/25
this one is 180, i love bono unironically yelling "TONI...
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Autistic Love Of Her Life
  12/27/25
There's a world outside your window And it's a world of dre...
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i love the pre-schooler level understanding of geogrpahy ...
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And Ethiopia is the 2nd oldest christian country in the worl...
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Food literally falls off trees in Africa
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  12/28/25
there are famously no rivers in africa
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  12/27/25
i dont know why but i really hate original Santa Baby, it gi...
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  12/27/25
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  12/27/25
You’re just mad the original singer is black
Insane coiffed stain
  12/27/25
I kinda like the original in a midcentury playboy way but th...
yellow really tough guy
  12/27/25
prety awful choices itt, most of these songs are good. ill g...
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  12/27/25
Do one mate
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that alvin and the chipmunks christmas song
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Little St. Nic is 180000000. Fuck op.
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The Paul McCartney synth-sound is 180 and I like the song be...
Contagious saffron idea he suggested
  12/27/25
It’s dreadful but it comes by it in an honest and good...
yellow really tough guy
  12/27/25
It's Christmas 1985, your parents got you a CASIO keyboard, ...
Contagious saffron idea he suggested
  12/28/25
Agree I love this song and the John Lennon one too
bat shit crazy pungent knife
  12/28/25
Whenever I hear Rockin Around The Christmas Tree I always pi...
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  12/27/25
O the NIGGER outside is frightful
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the Paul McCartney one is #1 because it so obviously would n...
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Little St Nick is fine. The Paul song sucks but it's 180 th...
cowardly talented preventive strike twinkling uncleanness
  12/28/25
Last Christmas is obviously the fucking worst
abusive theater stage
  12/28/25
Mariah Carey is the worst for me.
Contagious saffron idea he suggested
  12/28/25
it’s cheesy but fun Last Christmas is depressing an...
abusive theater stage
  12/28/25
i dont understand the hate for this one. a relatively standa...
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  12/28/25
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cowardly talented preventive strike twinkling uncleanness
  12/28/25
The McCartney one
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  12/28/25
Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer. Stupid song. The other reinde...
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  12/28/25
Are there GOOD Christmas songs? Other than "Baby It's ...
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  12/28/25
yes, the real ones. not the ones written by kikes to muti...
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  12/28/25
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Date: December 27th, 2025 3:18 PM
Author: curious emerald casino

Beach Boys - Little Saint Nick https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xp9rK8FmYog

I hate the deep voiced guy singing "christmas comes this day each year"

Paul McCartney - Wonderful Christmastime https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=94Ye-3C1FC8

Can't stand the synth in this song

Sia - Snowman https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gset79KMmt0 absolutely vile song from an alcoholic middle aged aussie woman who sings like she is black and she has a weird fucked up face irl

Vince Guaraldi Trio - Christmas Time Is Here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PzetPqepXA

depressing & overwrought, poorly sung by dipshit kids, with faggy lib jazz instrumentals, deliberately ugly hateful song

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Date: December 27th, 2025 4:00 PM
Author: Histrionic parlor boltzmann

Macca is number one on my list bc it's so insulting from him

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Date: December 27th, 2025 3:22 PM
Author: curious emerald casino

Happy Xmas (War Is Over)- John Lennon · Yoko Ono

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=flA5ndOyZbI

Dude deserved to be shot for this song alone

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Date: December 28th, 2025 10:18 AM
Author: Contagious saffron idea he suggested



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Date: December 27th, 2025 3:22 PM
Author: Adventurous selfie patrolman

Do They Know It's Christmas?

Absolutely retarded song. I intuitively hated it and then one year I listened to the lyrics and it became so much worse

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Date: December 27th, 2025 3:24 PM
Author: curious emerald casino

Oh yeah definitely insanely terrible & stupid

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Date: December 27th, 2025 3:50 PM
Author: curious emerald casino

The 1985 Live Aid concerts raised $127 million (equivalent to around $370 mil today) for Famine Relief in Ethiopia. Unfortunately, Estimates say 95% went to the CIA backed Tigrayan People’s Liberation Front to purchase Weapons, not Food

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Date: December 27th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: Nofapping Stage



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Date: December 29th, 2025 4:36 AM
Author: Yapping razzle volcanic crater

(((Bob Geldof))) pocketed most of it

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Date: December 27th, 2025 3:57 PM
Author: snowy aggressive ape private investor

It produced one of the most-iconic and ridiculous music videos ever made. Certainly redeems it in some way

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Date: December 27th, 2025 4:22 PM
Author: Nofapping Stage



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Date: December 27th, 2025 3:59 PM
Author: spruce passionate sandwich keepsake machete

that one is so bad it's good, though

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Date: December 27th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: Nofapping Stage

cr just about everything about the song and video is funny.

the part where bono belts out "well tonight, thank god, it's them instead of you" makes me lol every time

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Date: December 27th, 2025 4:30 PM
Author: Adventurous selfie patrolman

If I'm correct about this song there was some fight about singing lyrics in swahili and a bunch of singers walked off before learning they don't even speak that language there.

That might have been the aids song though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814563&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5309775#49543297)



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Date: December 27th, 2025 4:34 PM
Author: sickened theater bbw

this one is 180, i love bono unironically yelling "TONIGHT, THANK GOD ITS THEM, INSTEAD OF YOU!"

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Date: December 27th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Autistic Love Of Her Life



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Date: December 27th, 2025 5:02 PM
Author: Contagious saffron idea he suggested

There's a world outside your window

And it's a world of dread and fear

Where the only water flowing

Is the bitter sting of tears

And the Christmas bells that ring there

Are the clanging chimes of doom

Well, tonight, thank God it's them

Instead of you

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Date: December 27th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: sickened theater bbw

i love the pre-schooler level understanding of geogrpahy

And there won't be snow in Africa this Christmas now

The greatest gift they'll get this year is life

Where nothing ever grows, no rain or river flow

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Date: December 27th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: curious emerald casino

And Ethiopia is the 2nd oldest christian country in the world and the famine was due to communism lol

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Date: December 28th, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: beady-eyed whorehouse

Food literally falls off trees in Africa

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Date: December 29th, 2025 2:23 AM
Author: spruce passionate sandwich keepsake machete

there are famously no rivers in africa

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Date: December 27th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: yellow really tough guy



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Date: December 27th, 2025 3:58 PM
Author: Umber aromatic native

i dont know why but i really hate original Santa Baby, it gives me a migraine as does any carol sung by Mariah 'Fat Face' Carey and her fat little sistah, Christina (that is mucho too much lettuce) Arugula

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Date: December 27th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: snowy aggressive ape private investor

hideous

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Date: December 27th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: Insane coiffed stain

You’re just mad the original singer is black

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Date: December 27th, 2025 8:40 PM
Author: yellow really tough guy

I kinda like the original in a midcentury playboy way but the Madonna version is vile pedo slop

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Date: December 27th, 2025 4:35 PM
Author: sickened theater bbw

prety awful choices itt, most of these songs are good. ill give you the paul mccartney one sucking

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Date: December 27th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: curious emerald casino

Do one mate

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Date: December 27th, 2025 5:30 PM
Author: sickened theater bbw

that alvin and the chipmunks christmas song

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Date: December 27th, 2025 4:38 PM
Author: ultramarine heady center

Little St. Nic is 180000000. Fuck op.

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Date: December 27th, 2025 4:42 PM
Author: sickened theater bbw



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Date: December 27th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Contagious saffron idea he suggested

The Paul McCartney synth-sound is 180 and I like the song because it sounds like he wrote and recorded it in about half an hour.

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Date: December 27th, 2025 8:40 PM
Author: yellow really tough guy

It’s dreadful but it comes by it in an honest and good natured way

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Date: December 28th, 2025 9:43 AM
Author: Contagious saffron idea he suggested

It's Christmas 1985, your parents got you a CASIO keyboard, and your uncle Paul (who used to be in a band) helped you figure it out and write a little Christmas song.

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Date: December 28th, 2025 10:53 AM
Author: bat shit crazy pungent knife

Agree I love this song and the John Lennon one too

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Date: December 27th, 2025 5:36 PM
Author: Insane coiffed stain

Whenever I hear Rockin Around The Christmas Tree I always picture redhead drunk office slut in a Santa hat but it turns out it’s a 13-yo girl

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Date: December 27th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: topaz space

O the NIGGER outside is frightful

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Date: December 27th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: curious emerald casino



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Date: December 27th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: yellow really tough guy

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Date: December 27th, 2025 9:26 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good quadroon tank

the Paul McCartney one is #1 because it so obviously would never be played if it was done by anyone else

like if you had the litigation team for Sidley conmpete to write Christmas songs, chances are one of them would be better than Paul McCartney's song

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Date: December 27th, 2025 9:43 PM
Author: curious emerald casino



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Date: December 27th, 2025 9:57 PM
Author: sickened theater bbw



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Date: December 28th, 2025 12:50 AM
Author: cowardly talented preventive strike twinkling uncleanness

Little St Nick is fine. The Paul song sucks but it's 180 that he's such an autist that he just cranks out hooks and sometimes they're bad earworms, I'll easily take the bad ones for his hits, but they shouldn't play the Christmas one any more

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Date: December 28th, 2025 9:51 AM
Author: abusive theater stage

Last Christmas is obviously the fucking worst

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Date: December 28th, 2025 9:51 AM
Author: Contagious saffron idea he suggested

Mariah Carey is the worst for me.

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Date: December 28th, 2025 9:53 AM
Author: abusive theater stage

it’s cheesy but fun

Last Christmas is depressing and people play it everywhere like it’s cheery and fun

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Date: December 28th, 2025 9:59 AM
Author: Adventurous selfie patrolman

i dont understand the hate for this one. a relatively standard pop song by a talented singer. i get that its overplayed but acting like its some atrocity is way too common.

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Date: December 28th, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: cowardly talented preventive strike twinkling uncleanness

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Date: December 28th, 2025 10:07 AM
Author: French Legend Famous Landscape Painting

The McCartney one

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Date: December 28th, 2025 12:10 PM
Author: Boyish boiling water bawdyhouse

Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer. Stupid song. The other reindeer would have resented Rudolph after his promotion. Teaches kids how to be bullied.

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Date: December 28th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: bonkers mad-dog skullcap kitty cat

Are there GOOD Christmas songs? Other than "Baby It's Cold Outside" where a horny dood tries to get pussy by any means necessary

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Date: December 28th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: Histrionic parlor boltzmann

yes, the real ones.

not the ones written by kikes to mutilate the concept of christmas

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Date: December 28th, 2025 8:51 PM
Author: curious emerald casino

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2HvisszmUDM

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