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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:10 AM Author: sadistic reading party brethren (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#42882671) |
Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:15 AM Author: pea-brained massive stain turdskin ugh man. in college i met this cute girl at the bookstore and gave her my #. she left a message when i was out, but because i bought the cheapest piece of shit answering machine her message got garbled after the first few seconds ("hey, we met at the bookstore..."). so i didn't have her # or name and never saw her again. she probably thinks i ghosted her. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#42882683) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:52 AM Author: sadistic reading party brethren "And once again, after who knows what aeons of the silence and dark, the birds will sing and the waters flow, and lights and shadows move across the hills,
And the faces of our friends laugh upon us with amazed recognition."
All wholesome misunderstandings will have their day in the sun, thank Goodness! |
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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM Author: sadistic reading party brethren (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#42944243) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM Author: sadistic reading party brethren (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#43053104) |
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Date: September 16th, 2021 6:53 AM Author: sadistic reading party brethren (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#43124776) |
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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM Author: sepia charismatic house (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#43174757) |
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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:46 AM Author: sadistic reading party brethren (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#43174768) |
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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:55 AM Author: fuchsia multi-colored hospital associate Couldn't you have checked your bill to see what number called? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49653016) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:16 AM Author: Cyan factory reset button My mom once recorded an answering machine greeting where she yelled at my brother that she didn't know how he was getting home from his friend's house and to call her from a pay phone. She left it on there and we kept getting messages like "Uh..... Hi, this is Rachel calling for Mr. Sickly from Dr. Blah blah..." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#42882686) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 4:00 AM Author: sadistic reading party brethren LOL. Speaking of wholesome misunderstandings - truly the kind of thing that could only happen in the 90s.
My first relationship happened at the turn of the 21st century, and I remember frequently using payphones at the mall and/or promenade type places to arrange pick up times with our parents.
And I also distinctly remember feeling reluctant to get a cellphone, even when my parents, my sisters, and my girlfriend's sisters all wanted me to have one.
My junior high girlfriend and I knew that something valuable was being lost - living in a reality unmediated by screens - and held out as long as we could. (She's a Mediterranean Catholicmo - coincidence? I don't think so. All heart.) |
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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM Author: sadistic reading party brethren (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#42944245) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM Author: sadistic reading party brethren (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#43053102) |
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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:47 AM Author: sadistic reading party brethren (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#43183891) |
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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:04 AM Author: Erotic crusty nowag mexican "You've reached the..."
entire intact, white nuclear family together: "Johnson family! Leave a message!"
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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:07 AM Author: sadistic reading party brethren 😂😂😂 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#43194586) |
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Date: September 30th, 2021 12:02 AM Author: sadistic reading party brethren (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#43199501) |
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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:52 PM Author: sadistic reading party brethren (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#43202536) |
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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:54 PM Author: Diverse Resort Ceo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#43202544) |
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Date: September 30th, 2021 5:23 PM Author: sadistic reading party brethren (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#43202647) |
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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:26 PM Author: sadistic reading party brethren !!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#43288109) |
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Date: November 27th, 2021 12:51 AM Author: sadistic reading party brethren (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#43515330) |
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Date: November 27th, 2021 2:52 AM Author: sadistic reading party brethren LMAO at this planet... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#43515656) |
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Date: November 28th, 2021 7:56 PM Author: sadistic reading party brethren (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#43523933) |
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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:43 AM Author: sadistic reading party brethren (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#43525643) |
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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:47 AM Author: Erotic crusty nowag mexican (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#43525655) |
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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:52 AM Author: sadistic reading party brethren !!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#43525672) |
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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:49 PM Author: Frisky wonderful abode useless brakes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49639864) |
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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:50 PM Author: sadistic reading party brethren (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49639870) |
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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:37 PM Author: swashbuckling plaza sweet tailpipe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49652472) |
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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:43 PM Author: sadistic reading party brethren (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49652480) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 5:03 AM Author: Nighttime Elastic Band I remember my sister and I deliberately deleting each others' messages (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#42882772) |
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Date: August 3rd, 2021 1:09 AM Author: sadistic reading party brethren This sounds like something out of Charlie Brown or John Hughes: 180! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#42887666) |
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Date: August 3rd, 2021 6:21 AM Author: Nighttime Elastic Band our parents even got us our own phone line- 1992 dreaming (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#42888212) |
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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:18 AM Author: sadistic reading party brethren Can't believe I missed this poast, Ho Lee Fuk (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#42944234) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:36 AM Author: jet-lagged purple deer antler mediation (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#42883021) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:49 AM Author: Thriller naked corner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#42883064) |
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Date: August 8th, 2021 5:48 AM Author: sadistic reading party brethren (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#42914998) |
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Date: August 14th, 2021 7:55 AM Author: sadistic reading party brethren (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#42944196) |
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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM Author: lime forum stock car aren't you fancy (tony soprano's mom) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#42944246) |
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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:46 AM Author: sadistic reading party brethren Lol'd IRL, tyft (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#42950183) |
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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:49 AM Author: scarlet indecent incel Asking operator to do an emergency cut-in so your mom can come pick you up from the mall. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#42950197) |
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Date: August 15th, 2021 12:34 PM Author: sadistic reading party brethren 180000000000000000000 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#42950447) |
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Date: August 16th, 2021 1:26 AM Author: sadistic reading party brethren (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#42954648) |
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Date: August 16th, 2021 3:16 AM Author: sadistic reading party brethren (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#42954896) |
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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:04 PM Author: sadistic reading party brethren (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#42969770) |
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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM Author: sadistic reading party brethren ;-) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#42969808) |
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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:10 PM Author: trip embarrassed to the bone theatre selfie Weird how voice mail used to be something to look forward to. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#42969813) |
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Date: August 18th, 2021 5:55 PM Author: scarlet indecent incel Someone in a neighborhood group found a phone and this boomer recommended he call the number and leave a voicemail because people still check their voicemail.
I don't think I've checked a voicemail in years. |
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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM Author: sadistic reading party brethren (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#43183889) |
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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM Author: sadistic reading party brethren (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#43183888) |
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Date: August 22nd, 2021 2:18 AM Author: sadistic reading party brethren (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#42989440) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:18 PM Author: sadistic reading party brethren (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#43053100) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM Author: yellow stage half-breed It was in my parents' bedroom. I would distinctly remember coming home from a weekend away, and all of us would crowd into their room as they played the messages. 180 family nostalgia. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#43053111) |
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Date: September 13th, 2021 12:42 AM Author: sadistic reading party brethren (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#43106521) |
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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:06 AM Author: sadistic reading party brethren This poast blew my mind, not flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#43107001) |
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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:07 AM Author: sadistic reading party brethren As in, an honest-to-goodness Proustian portal to the past, pure wholesomeness on all levels, my friend. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#43107002) |
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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM Author: sepia charismatic house (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#43174759) |
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Date: September 25th, 2021 7:48 PM Author: sadistic reading party brethren (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#43177601) |
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Date: September 16th, 2021 4:43 AM Author: sadistic reading party brethren (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#43124696) |
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Date: September 25th, 2021 5:03 AM Author: sadistic reading party brethren (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#43174542) |
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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:02 AM Author: sadistic reading party brethren (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#43194577) |
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Date: October 7th, 2021 11:32 PM Author: sadistic reading party brethren (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#43239492) |
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Date: October 19th, 2021 10:54 PM Author: sadistic reading party brethren 😂😂😂 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#43299359) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM Author: sadistic reading party brethren (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49376322) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:25 PM Author: cerise lascivious crackhouse twinkling uncleanness *is young biglaw associate who went camping over the weekend* *checks work voicemail at 6 am Monday* "You have ... 24 ... new voicemails." |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM Author: sadistic reading party brethren Okay, I lol'd (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49376324) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:26 PM Author: cerise lascivious crackhouse twinkling uncleanness *listens to caller's 5-7 minute rambling voicemail about important matter that finishes with, "anyway, please call me ASAP at [recites number in slurring voice at breakneck speed]"* *sighs*
*hits 'repeat voicemail' button* |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:29 PM Author: sadistic reading party brethren On the bright side, 5-7 minute rambling to make sense of against all odds - and even endlessly repeatable once in a while due to its "180"ness - is mystically similar, in a certain sense, to his other time consuming interest outside the modern white collar services professions, mysteriously known as: "ZoZo" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49376409) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM Author: cerise lascivious crackhouse twinkling uncleanness (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49376411) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM Author: sadistic reading party brethren (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49376412) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:31 PM Author: sadistic reading party brethren I really like it here in case I didn't make that clear, my genuinely witty and insightful pumo brother in arms (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49376414) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:36 PM Author: cerise lascivious crackhouse twinkling uncleanness o it's clear brother.
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:37 PM Author: sadistic reading party brethren <3<3<3
Gorgeous noblesse oblige on your part, which I had a feeling about given your sense of humor, unironically :-) |
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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:29 PM Author: sadistic reading party brethren (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49639794) |
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Date: February 6th, 2026 7:51 PM Author: sadistic reading party brethren (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49652305) |
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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:25 PM Author: mind-boggling institution (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49652439) |
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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:34 PM Author: sadistic reading party brethren Battle Diaper Alita (tp) recording your Answering Machine greeting (tp, to be perfectly clear) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49652462) |
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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:47 AM Author: sadistic reading party brethren (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49653001) |
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Date: February 8th, 2026 10:09 PM Author: sadistic reading party brethren (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49657164) |
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Date: February 11th, 2026 11:29 PM Author: sadistic reading party brethren (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49664938) |
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Date: February 12th, 2026 5:24 PM Author: sadistic reading party brethren (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49666650) |
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Date: February 25th, 2026 3:50 PM Author: sadistic reading party brethren (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49694871) |
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Date: February 28th, 2026 12:30 PM Author: A Mario 64 tapestry: a portal to Windows XP Bliss: (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49702519) |
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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:14 PM Author: A Mario 64 tapestry: a portal to Windows XP Bliss: (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49706781) |
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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:19 PM Author: Long PlayroomPoon Clown Conniption ( ) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49706795) |
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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:19 PM Author: A Mario 64 tapestry: a portal to Windows XP Bliss: (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49706796) |
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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:28 PM Author: Metal Up Your Ass a girl called long-distance from hawaii while on vacation for spring break with her family and left me a message. i can still hear the nervousness in her voice. now i delete voicemails without even listening to them. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49706824) |
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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:30 PM Author: A Mario 64 tapestry: a portal to Windows XP Bliss: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5647441&mc=6&forum_id=2 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49706828) |
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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:47 PM Author: Metal Up Your Ass i initially read that as G.C. Charlatan (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49706889) |
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Date: March 1st, 2026 10:16 PM Author: A Mario 64 tapestry: a portal to Windows XP Bliss: Bob Vylan and GC Charlatan meeting in Interstellar bookshelf realm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49706974) |
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Date: March 6th, 2026 10:07 AM Author: Metal Up Your Ass 🌌📚⏳️ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49720536) |
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Date: March 6th, 2026 10:31 AM Author: A Mario 64 tapestry: a portal to Windows XP Bliss: 🤔🧐😋 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49720611) |
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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:44 PM Author: Guy Debord How do you say I miss you to an answering machine? How do you say good night to an answering machine? How do you say I'm lonely to an answering machine? |
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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:46 PM Author: A Mario 64 tapestry: a portal to Windows XP Bliss: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49706886) |
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Date: March 5th, 2026 4:39 PM Author: A Mario 64 tapestry: a portal to Windows XP Bliss: (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49718753) |
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Date: March 6th, 2026 12:56 AM Author: A Mario 64 tapestry: a portal to Windows XP Bliss: (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49720164) |