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things from the 90s/00s so ethereal and dreamlike:
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:10 AM
Author: Balding location



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:15 AM
Author: internet-worthy mexican blood rage

ugh man. in college i met this cute girl at the bookstore and gave her my #. she left a message when i was out, but because i bought the cheapest piece of shit answering machine her message got garbled after the first few seconds ("hey, we met at the bookstore..."). so i didn't have her # or name and never saw her again. she probably thinks i ghosted her.

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:52 AM
Author: Balding location

"And once again, after who knows what aeons of the silence and dark, the birds will sing and the waters flow, and lights and shadows move across the hills,

And the faces of our friends laugh upon us with amazed recognition."

All wholesome misunderstandings will have their day in the sun, thank Goodness!

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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: Balding location



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: Balding location



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Date: September 16th, 2021 6:53 AM
Author: Balding location



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: irradiated hilarious base juggernaut



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:46 AM
Author: Balding location



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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:55 AM
Author: Vigorous Athletic Conference Psychic

Couldn't you have checked your bill to see what number called?

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: Gaped jet-lagged sandwich

My mom once recorded an answering machine greeting where she yelled at my brother that she didn't know how he was getting home from his friend's house and to call her from a pay phone. She left it on there and we kept getting messages like "Uh..... Hi, this is Rachel calling for Mr. Sickly from Dr. Blah blah..."

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 4:00 AM
Author: Balding location

LOL. Speaking of wholesome misunderstandings - truly the kind of thing that could only happen in the 90s.

My first relationship happened at the turn of the 21st century, and I remember frequently using payphones at the mall and/or promenade type places to arrange pick up times with our parents.

And I also distinctly remember feeling reluctant to get a cellphone, even when my parents, my sisters, and my girlfriend's sisters all wanted me to have one.

My junior high girlfriend and I knew that something valuable was being lost - living in a reality unmediated by screens - and held out as long as we could. (She's a Mediterranean Catholicmo - coincidence? I don't think so. All heart.)

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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: Balding location



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: Balding location



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:47 AM
Author: Balding location



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:04 AM
Author: dull vibrant telephone point

"You've reached the..."

entire intact, white nuclear family together: "Johnson family! Leave a message!"

*lib shudders*

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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:07 AM
Author: Balding location

😂😂😂

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Date: September 30th, 2021 12:02 AM
Author: Balding location



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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:52 PM
Author: Balding location



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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:54 PM
Author: anal azn



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Date: September 30th, 2021 5:23 PM
Author: Balding location



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:26 PM
Author: Balding location

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Date: November 27th, 2021 12:51 AM
Author: Balding location



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Date: November 27th, 2021 2:52 AM
Author: Balding location

LMAO at this planet...

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Date: November 28th, 2021 7:56 PM
Author: Balding location



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:43 AM
Author: Balding location



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:47 AM
Author: dull vibrant telephone point



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:52 AM
Author: Balding location

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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: soggy wine trailer park



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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:50 PM
Author: Balding location



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:37 PM
Author: Talking love of her life heaven



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:43 PM
Author: Balding location



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: nudist public bath

I remember my sister and I deliberately deleting each others' messages

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Date: August 3rd, 2021 1:09 AM
Author: Balding location

This sounds like something out of Charlie Brown or John Hughes: 180!

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Date: August 3rd, 2021 6:21 AM
Author: nudist public bath

our parents even got us our own phone line- 1992 dreaming

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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:18 AM
Author: Balding location

Can't believe I missed this poast, Ho Lee Fuk

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:36 AM
Author: Spectacular Boiling Water



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: Marvelous french milk legal warrant



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Date: August 8th, 2021 5:48 AM
Author: Balding location



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Date: August 14th, 2021 7:55 AM
Author: Balding location



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: light soul-stirring principal's office

aren't you fancy (tony soprano's mom)

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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:46 AM
Author: Balding location

Lol'd IRL, tyft

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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:49 AM
Author: fragrant sticky newt

Asking operator to do an emergency cut-in so your mom can come pick you up from the mall.

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Date: August 15th, 2021 12:34 PM
Author: Balding location

180000000000000000000

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Date: August 16th, 2021 1:26 AM
Author: Balding location



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Date: August 16th, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: Balding location



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:04 PM
Author: Balding location



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: purple bossy sneaky criminal

Strong thread/moniker synergy

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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: Balding location

;-)

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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:10 PM
Author: Onyx den

Weird how voice mail used to be something to look forward to.

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Date: August 18th, 2021 5:55 PM
Author: fragrant sticky newt

Someone in a neighborhood group found a phone and this boomer recommended he call the number and leave a voicemail because people still check their voicemail.

I don't think I've checked a voicemail in years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#42970818)



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: Balding location



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: Balding location



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Date: August 22nd, 2021 2:18 AM
Author: Balding location



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:18 PM
Author: Balding location



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: up-to-no-good incel range

It was in my parents' bedroom. I would distinctly remember coming home from a weekend away, and all of us would crowd into their room as they played the messages. 180 family nostalgia.

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Date: September 13th, 2021 12:42 AM
Author: Balding location



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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:06 AM
Author: Balding location

This poast blew my mind, not flame

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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:07 AM
Author: Balding location

As in, an honest-to-goodness Proustian portal to the past, pure wholesomeness on all levels, my friend.

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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: irradiated hilarious base juggernaut



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Date: September 25th, 2021 7:48 PM
Author: Balding location



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Date: September 16th, 2021 4:43 AM
Author: Balding location



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Date: September 25th, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: Balding location



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:02 AM
Author: Balding location



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Date: October 7th, 2021 11:32 PM
Author: Balding location



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:29 PM
Author: Mischievous sweet tailpipe business firm

[your dad, hoping he can lunge for the button before you or your mom]

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Date: October 19th, 2021 10:54 PM
Author: Balding location

😂😂😂

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Date: October 24th, 2021 8:55 PM
Author: Balding location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#43324612)



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Date: November 26th, 2021 9:14 PM
Author: Balding location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#43514420)



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Date: August 19th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: up-to-no-good incel range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49196901)



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Date: August 20th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: Balding location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49199590)



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Date: August 21st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: up-to-no-good incel range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49200263)



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Date: August 21st, 2025 1:49 PM
Author: Balding location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49200780)



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Date: October 24th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Balding location



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: Balding location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49375825)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: Balding location



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: Balding location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49375828)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: Balding location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49375830)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:18 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49375842)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: Balding location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49376322)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:25 PM
Author: alcoholic talented theater stage

*is young biglaw associate who went camping over the weekend*

*checks work voicemail at 6 am Monday*

"You have ... 24 ... new voicemails."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49375859)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: Balding location

Okay, I lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49376324)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: alcoholic talented theater stage

*listens to caller's 5-7 minute rambling voicemail about important matter that finishes with, "anyway, please call me ASAP at [recites number in slurring voice at breakneck speed]"*

*sighs*

*hits 'repeat voicemail' button*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49376404)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: Balding location

On the bright side, 5-7 minute rambling to make sense of against all odds - and even endlessly repeatable once in a while due to its "180"ness - is mystically similar, in a certain sense, to his other time consuming interest outside the modern white collar services professions, mysteriously known as: "ZoZo"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49376409)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: alcoholic talented theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49376411)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: Balding location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49376412)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: Balding location

I really like it here in case I didn't make that clear, my genuinely witty and insightful pumo brother in arms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49376414)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:36 PM
Author: alcoholic talented theater stage

o it's clear brother.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49376428)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:37 PM
Author: Balding location

<3<3<3

Gorgeous noblesse oblige on your part, which I had a feeling about given your sense of humor, unironically :-)

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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: Balding location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49639794)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: Balding location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49652305)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: navy chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49652439)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: Balding location

Battle Diaper Alita (tp) recording your Answering Machine greeting (tp, to be perfectly clear)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49652462)



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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:47 AM
Author: Balding location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49653001)



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Date: February 8th, 2026 10:09 PM
Author: Balding location



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Date: February 11th, 2026 11:29 PM
Author: Balding location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49664938)



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Date: February 12th, 2026 5:24 PM
Author: Balding location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49666650)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 3:50 PM
Author: Balding location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49694871)



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Date: February 28th, 2026 12:30 PM
Author: Balding location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49702519)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: Balding location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49706781)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: nudist public bath



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: Balding location



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: Mentally impaired ladyboy skinny woman

a girl called long-distance from hawaii while on vacation for spring break with her family and left me a message. i can still hear the nervousness in her voice. now i delete voicemails without even listening to them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49706824)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:30 PM
Author: Balding location

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5647441&mc=6&forum_id=2

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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:47 PM
Author: Mentally impaired ladyboy skinny woman

i initially read that as G.C. Charlatan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49706889)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 10:16 PM
Author: Balding location

Bob Vylan and GC Charlatan meeting in Interstellar bookshelf realm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49706974)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: Metal Up Your Ass

🌌📚⏳️

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49720536)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 10:31 AM
Author: things from the 90s/00s so ethereal and dreamlike:

🤔🧐😋

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49720611)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:44 PM
Author: Obsidian nofapping prole

How do you say I miss you to an answering machine?

How do you say good night to an answering machine?

How do you say I'm lonely to an answering machine?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49706880)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:46 PM
Author: Balding location

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Date: March 5th, 2026 4:39 PM
Author: Balding location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49718753)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 12:56 AM
Author: things from the 90s/00s so ethereal and dreamlike:



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Date: March 11th, 2026 12:18 AM
Author: things from the 90s/00s so ethereal and dreamlike:



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