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Poast new message in this thread
Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:10 AM Author: Beady-eyed mother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#42882671) |
Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:15 AM Author: Awkward tan really tough guy ugh man. in college i met this cute girl at the bookstore and gave her my #. she left a message when i was out, but because i bought the cheapest piece of shit answering machine her message got garbled after the first few seconds ("hey, we met at the bookstore..."). so i didn't have her # or name and never saw her again. she probably thinks i ghosted her. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#42882683) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:52 AM Author: Beady-eyed mother "And once again, after who knows what aeons of the silence and dark, the birds will sing and the waters flow, and lights and shadows move across the hills,
And the faces of our friends laugh upon us with amazed recognition."
All wholesome misunderstandings will have their day in the sun, thank Goodness! |
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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM Author: Beady-eyed mother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#42944243) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM Author: Beady-eyed mother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#43053104) |
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Date: September 16th, 2021 6:53 AM Author: Beady-eyed mother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#43124776) |
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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM Author: alcoholic contagious faggotry marketing idea (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#43174757) |
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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:46 AM Author: Beady-eyed mother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#43174768) |
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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:55 AM Author: Startling vibrant gunner kitty Couldn't you have checked your bill to see what number called? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49653016) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:16 AM Author: Talented Fat Ankles Space My mom once recorded an answering machine greeting where she yelled at my brother that she didn't know how he was getting home from his friend's house and to call her from a pay phone. She left it on there and we kept getting messages like "Uh..... Hi, this is Rachel calling for Mr. Sickly from Dr. Blah blah..." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#42882686) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 4:00 AM Author: Beady-eyed mother LOL. Speaking of wholesome misunderstandings - truly the kind of thing that could only happen in the 90s.
My first relationship happened at the turn of the 21st century, and I remember frequently using payphones at the mall and/or promenade type places to arrange pick up times with our parents.
And I also distinctly remember feeling reluctant to get a cellphone, even when my parents, my sisters, and my girlfriend's sisters all wanted me to have one.
My junior high girlfriend and I knew that something valuable was being lost - living in a reality unmediated by screens - and held out as long as we could. (She's a Mediterranean Catholicmo - coincidence? I don't think so. All heart.) |
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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM Author: Beady-eyed mother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#42944245) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM Author: Beady-eyed mother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#43053102) |
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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:47 AM Author: Beady-eyed mother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#43183891) |
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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:04 AM Author: Mustard friendly grandma "You've reached the..."
entire intact, white nuclear family together: "Johnson family! Leave a message!"
*lib shudders* |
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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:07 AM Author: Beady-eyed mother 😂😂😂 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#43194586) |
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Date: September 30th, 2021 12:02 AM Author: Beady-eyed mother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#43199501) |
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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:52 PM Author: Beady-eyed mother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#43202536) |
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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:54 PM Author: Up-to-no-good Mad-dog Skullcap (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#43202544) |
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Date: September 30th, 2021 5:23 PM Author: Beady-eyed mother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#43202647) |
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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:26 PM Author: Beady-eyed mother !!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#43288109) |
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Date: November 27th, 2021 12:51 AM Author: Beady-eyed mother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#43515330) |
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Date: November 27th, 2021 2:52 AM Author: Beady-eyed mother LMAO at this planet... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#43515656) |
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Date: November 28th, 2021 7:56 PM Author: Beady-eyed mother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#43523933) |
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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:43 AM Author: Beady-eyed mother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#43525643) |
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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:47 AM Author: Mustard friendly grandma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#43525655) |
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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:52 AM Author: Beady-eyed mother !!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#43525672) |
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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:49 PM Author: House-broken silver kitty cat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49639864) |
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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:50 PM Author: Beady-eyed mother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49639870) |
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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:37 PM Author: cobalt mischievous spot masturbator (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49652472) |
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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:43 PM Author: Beady-eyed mother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49652480) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 5:03 AM Author: Mint Slippery Wrinkle I remember my sister and I deliberately deleting each others' messages (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#42882772) |
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Date: August 3rd, 2021 1:09 AM Author: Beady-eyed mother This sounds like something out of Charlie Brown or John Hughes: 180! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#42887666) |
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Date: August 3rd, 2021 6:21 AM Author: Mint Slippery Wrinkle our parents even got us our own phone line- 1992 dreaming (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#42888212) |
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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:18 AM Author: Beady-eyed mother Can't believe I missed this poast, Ho Lee Fuk (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#42944234) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:36 AM Author: Offensive Dysfunction (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#42883021) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:49 AM Author: Geriatric Death Wish Psychic (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#42883064) |
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Date: August 8th, 2021 5:48 AM Author: Beady-eyed mother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#42914998) |
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Date: August 14th, 2021 7:55 AM Author: Beady-eyed mother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#42944196) |
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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM Author: Purple dashing station aren't you fancy (tony soprano's mom) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#42944246) |
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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:46 AM Author: Beady-eyed mother Lol'd IRL, tyft (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#42950183) |
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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:49 AM Author: Black Excitant French Chef Mood Asking operator to do an emergency cut-in so your mom can come pick you up from the mall. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#42950197) |
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Date: August 15th, 2021 12:34 PM Author: Beady-eyed mother 180000000000000000000 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#42950447) |
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Date: August 16th, 2021 1:26 AM Author: Beady-eyed mother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#42954648) |
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Date: August 16th, 2021 3:16 AM Author: Beady-eyed mother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#42954896) |
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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:04 PM Author: Beady-eyed mother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#42969770) |
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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM Author: cocky unholy meetinghouse rigpig Strong thread/moniker synergy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#42969803) |
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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM Author: Beady-eyed mother ;-) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#42969808) |
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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:10 PM Author: bearded heaven mental disorder Weird how voice mail used to be something to look forward to. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#42969813) |
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Date: August 18th, 2021 5:55 PM Author: Black Excitant French Chef Mood Someone in a neighborhood group found a phone and this boomer recommended he call the number and leave a voicemail because people still check their voicemail.
I don't think I've checked a voicemail in years. |
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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM Author: Beady-eyed mother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#43183889) |
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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM Author: Beady-eyed mother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#43183888) |
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Date: August 22nd, 2021 2:18 AM Author: Beady-eyed mother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#42989440) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:18 PM Author: Beady-eyed mother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#43053100) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM Author: Brass passionate temple It was in my parents' bedroom. I would distinctly remember coming home from a weekend away, and all of us would crowd into their room as they played the messages. 180 family nostalgia. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#43053111) |
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Date: September 13th, 2021 12:42 AM Author: Beady-eyed mother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#43106521) |
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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:06 AM Author: Beady-eyed mother This poast blew my mind, not flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#43107001) |
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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:07 AM Author: Beady-eyed mother As in, an honest-to-goodness Proustian portal to the past, pure wholesomeness on all levels, my friend. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#43107002) |
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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM Author: alcoholic contagious faggotry marketing idea (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#43174759) |
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Date: September 25th, 2021 7:48 PM Author: Beady-eyed mother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#43177601) |
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Date: September 16th, 2021 4:43 AM Author: Beady-eyed mother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#43124696) |
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Date: September 25th, 2021 5:03 AM Author: Beady-eyed mother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#43174542) |
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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:02 AM Author: Beady-eyed mother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#43194577) |
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Date: October 7th, 2021 11:32 PM Author: Beady-eyed mother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#43239492) |
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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:29 PM Author: Nubile jew range [your dad, hoping he can lunge for the button before you or your mom] (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#43288116) |
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Date: October 19th, 2021 10:54 PM Author: Beady-eyed mother 😂😂😂 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#43299359) |
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Date: October 24th, 2021 8:55 PM Author: Beady-eyed mother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#43324612) |
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Date: November 26th, 2021 9:14 PM Author: Beady-eyed mother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#43514420) |
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Date: August 19th, 2025 11:21 AM Author: Brass passionate temple (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49196901) |
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Date: August 20th, 2025 11:21 PM Author: Beady-eyed mother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49199590) |
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Date: August 21st, 2025 10:37 AM Author: Brass passionate temple (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49200263) |
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Date: August 21st, 2025 1:49 PM Author: Beady-eyed mother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49200780) |
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Date: October 24th, 2025 7:11 PM Author: Beady-eyed mother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49372624) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM Author: Beady-eyed mother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49375825) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM Author: Beady-eyed mother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49375827) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM Author: Beady-eyed mother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49375828) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:13 PM Author: Beady-eyed mother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49375830) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM Author: Beady-eyed mother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49376322) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:25 PM Author: Slimy razzle-dazzle gaming laptop legal warrant *is young biglaw associate who went camping over the weekend* *checks work voicemail at 6 am Monday* "You have ... 24 ... new voicemails." |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM Author: Beady-eyed mother Okay, I lol'd (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49376324) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:26 PM Author: Slimy razzle-dazzle gaming laptop legal warrant *listens to caller's 5-7 minute rambling voicemail about important matter that finishes with, "anyway, please call me ASAP at [recites number in slurring voice at breakneck speed]"* *sighs*
*hits 'repeat voicemail' button* |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:29 PM Author: Beady-eyed mother On the bright side, 5-7 minute rambling to make sense of against all odds - and even endlessly repeatable once in a while due to its "180"ness - is mystically similar, in a certain sense, to his other time consuming interest outside the modern white collar services professions, mysteriously known as: "ZoZo" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49376409) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM Author: Slimy razzle-dazzle gaming laptop legal warrant (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49376411) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM Author: Beady-eyed mother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49376412) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:31 PM Author: Beady-eyed mother I really like it here in case I didn't make that clear, my genuinely witty and insightful pumo brother in arms (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49376414) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:36 PM Author: Slimy razzle-dazzle gaming laptop legal warrant o it's clear brother.
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:37 PM Author: Beady-eyed mother <3<3<3
Gorgeous noblesse oblige on your part, which I had a feeling about given your sense of humor, unironically :-) |
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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:29 PM Author: Beady-eyed mother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49639794) |
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Date: February 6th, 2026 7:51 PM Author: Beady-eyed mother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49652305) |
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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:25 PM Author: cream learning disabled stag film water buffalo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49652439) |
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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:34 PM Author: Beady-eyed mother Battle Diaper Alita (tp) recording your Answering Machine greeting (tp, to be perfectly clear) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49652462) |
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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:47 AM Author: Beady-eyed mother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49653001) |
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Date: February 8th, 2026 10:09 PM Author: Beady-eyed mother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49657164) |
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Date: February 11th, 2026 11:29 PM Author: Beady-eyed mother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49664938) |
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Date: February 12th, 2026 5:24 PM Author: Beady-eyed mother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49666650) |
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Date: February 25th, 2026 3:50 PM Author: Beady-eyed mother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49694871) |
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Date: February 28th, 2026 12:30 PM Author: Beady-eyed mother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49702519) |
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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:14 PM Author: Beady-eyed mother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49706781) |
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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:19 PM Author: Mint Slippery Wrinkle (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49706795) |
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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:19 PM Author: Beady-eyed mother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49706796) |
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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:28 PM Author: Charcoal Preventive Strike a girl called long-distance from hawaii while on vacation for spring break with her family and left me a message. i can still hear the nervousness in her voice. now i delete voicemails without even listening to them. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49706824) |
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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:30 PM Author: Beady-eyed mother http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5647441&mc=6&forum_id=2 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49706828) |
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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:47 PM Author: Charcoal Preventive Strike i initially read that as G.C. Charlatan (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49706889) |
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Date: March 1st, 2026 10:16 PM Author: Beady-eyed mother Bob Vylan and GC Charlatan meeting in Interstellar bookshelf realm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49706974) |
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Date: March 6th, 2026 10:07 AM Author: Charcoal Preventive Strike 🌌📚⏳️ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49720536) |
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Date: March 6th, 2026 10:31 AM Author: Beady-eyed mother 🤔🧐😋 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49720611) |
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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:44 PM Author: Laughsome Principal's Office How do you say I miss you to an answering machine? How do you say good night to an answering machine? How do you say I'm lonely to an answering machine? |
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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:46 PM Author: Beady-eyed mother !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49706886) |
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Date: March 5th, 2026 4:39 PM Author: Beady-eyed mother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49718753) |
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Date: March 6th, 2026 12:56 AM Author: Beady-eyed mother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49720164) |
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Date: March 11th, 2026 12:18 AM Author: things from the 90s/00s so ethereal and dreamlike: (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49733811) |