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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:10 AM
Author: maroon locale sneaky criminal



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:15 AM
Author: indigo thirsty roommate

ugh man. in college i met this cute girl at the bookstore and gave her my #. she left a message when i was out, but because i bought the cheapest piece of shit answering machine her message got garbled after the first few seconds ("hey, we met at the bookstore..."). so i didn't have her # or name and never saw her again. she probably thinks i ghosted her.

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:52 AM
Author: maroon locale sneaky criminal

"And once again, after who knows what aeons of the silence and dark, the birds will sing and the waters flow, and lights and shadows move across the hills,

And the faces of our friends laugh upon us with amazed recognition."

All wholesome misunderstandings will have their day in the sun, thank Goodness!

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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: maroon locale sneaky criminal



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: maroon locale sneaky criminal



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Date: September 16th, 2021 6:53 AM
Author: maroon locale sneaky criminal



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:46 AM
Author: maroon locale sneaky criminal



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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:55 AM
Author: Orchid sanctuary

Couldn't you have checked your bill to see what number called?

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: dashing opaque keepsake machete field

My mom once recorded an answering machine greeting where she yelled at my brother that she didn't know how he was getting home from his friend's house and to call her from a pay phone. She left it on there and we kept getting messages like "Uh..... Hi, this is Rachel calling for Mr. Sickly from Dr. Blah blah..."

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 4:00 AM
Author: maroon locale sneaky criminal

LOL. Speaking of wholesome misunderstandings - truly the kind of thing that could only happen in the 90s.

My first relationship happened at the turn of the 21st century, and I remember frequently using payphones at the mall and/or promenade type places to arrange pick up times with our parents.

And I also distinctly remember feeling reluctant to get a cellphone, even when my parents, my sisters, and my girlfriend's sisters all wanted me to have one.

My junior high girlfriend and I knew that something valuable was being lost - living in a reality unmediated by screens - and held out as long as we could. (She's a Mediterranean Catholicmo - coincidence? I don't think so. All heart.)

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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: maroon locale sneaky criminal



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:47 AM
Author: maroon locale sneaky criminal



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:04 AM
Author: slap-happy free-loading market

"You've reached the..."

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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:07 AM
Author: maroon locale sneaky criminal

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Date: September 30th, 2021 12:02 AM
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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:52 PM
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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:54 PM
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Date: September 30th, 2021 5:23 PM
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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:26 PM
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Date: November 27th, 2021 12:51 AM
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Date: November 27th, 2021 2:52 AM
Author: maroon locale sneaky criminal

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Date: November 28th, 2021 7:56 PM
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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:43 AM
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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:47 AM
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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:52 AM
Author: maroon locale sneaky criminal

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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:49 PM
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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:50 PM
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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:43 PM
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: pink supple office

I remember my sister and I deliberately deleting each others' messages

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Date: August 3rd, 2021 1:09 AM
Author: maroon locale sneaky criminal

This sounds like something out of Charlie Brown or John Hughes: 180!

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Date: August 3rd, 2021 6:21 AM
Author: pink supple office

our parents even got us our own phone line- 1992 dreaming

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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:18 AM
Author: maroon locale sneaky criminal

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:36 AM
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: Peach Property



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Date: August 8th, 2021 5:48 AM
Author: maroon locale sneaky criminal



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Date: August 14th, 2021 7:55 AM
Author: maroon locale sneaky criminal



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: Curious dingle berry base

aren't you fancy (tony soprano's mom)

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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:46 AM
Author: maroon locale sneaky criminal

Lol'd IRL, tyft

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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:49 AM
Author: 180 avocado people who are hurt ape

Asking operator to do an emergency cut-in so your mom can come pick you up from the mall.

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Date: August 15th, 2021 12:34 PM
Author: maroon locale sneaky criminal

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Date: August 16th, 2021 1:26 AM
Author: maroon locale sneaky criminal



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Date: August 16th, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: maroon locale sneaky criminal



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:04 PM
Author: maroon locale sneaky criminal



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: bat shit crazy slimy pit clown

Strong thread/moniker synergy

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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: maroon locale sneaky criminal

;-)

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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:10 PM
Author: Spectacular Menage Fat Ankles

Weird how voice mail used to be something to look forward to.

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Date: August 18th, 2021 5:55 PM
Author: 180 avocado people who are hurt ape

Someone in a neighborhood group found a phone and this boomer recommended he call the number and leave a voicemail because people still check their voicemail.

I don't think I've checked a voicemail in years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#42970818)



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: maroon locale sneaky criminal



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: maroon locale sneaky criminal



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Date: August 22nd, 2021 2:18 AM
Author: maroon locale sneaky criminal



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:18 PM
Author: maroon locale sneaky criminal



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
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It was in my parents' bedroom. I would distinctly remember coming home from a weekend away, and all of us would crowd into their room as they played the messages. 180 family nostalgia.

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Date: September 13th, 2021 12:42 AM
Author: maroon locale sneaky criminal



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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:06 AM
Author: maroon locale sneaky criminal

This poast blew my mind, not flame

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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:07 AM
Author: maroon locale sneaky criminal

As in, an honest-to-goodness Proustian portal to the past, pure wholesomeness on all levels, my friend.

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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: emerald stage



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Date: September 25th, 2021 7:48 PM
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Date: September 16th, 2021 4:43 AM
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Date: September 25th, 2021 5:03 AM
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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:02 AM
Author: maroon locale sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#43194577)



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Date: October 7th, 2021 11:32 PM
Author: maroon locale sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#43239492)



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:29 PM
Author: stirring meetinghouse background story

[your dad, hoping he can lunge for the button before you or your mom]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#43288116)



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Date: October 19th, 2021 10:54 PM
Author: maroon locale sneaky criminal

😂😂😂

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Date: October 24th, 2021 8:55 PM
Author: maroon locale sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#43324612)



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Date: November 26th, 2021 9:14 PM
Author: maroon locale sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#43514420)



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Date: August 19th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: White Anal Potus Casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49196901)



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Date: August 20th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: maroon locale sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49199590)



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Date: August 21st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: White Anal Potus Casino



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Date: August 21st, 2025 1:49 PM
Author: maroon locale sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49200780)



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Date: October 24th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: maroon locale sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49372624)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: maroon locale sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49375825)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: maroon locale sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49375827)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: maroon locale sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49375828)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: maroon locale sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49375830)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:18 PM
Author: claret ticket booth laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49375842)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: maroon locale sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49376322)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:25 PM
Author: Topaz really tough guy

*is young biglaw associate who went camping over the weekend*

*checks work voicemail at 6 am Monday*

"You have ... 24 ... new voicemails."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49375859)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: maroon locale sneaky criminal

Okay, I lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49376324)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: Topaz really tough guy

*listens to caller's 5-7 minute rambling voicemail about important matter that finishes with, "anyway, please call me ASAP at [recites number in slurring voice at breakneck speed]"*

*sighs*

*hits 'repeat voicemail' button*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49376404)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: maroon locale sneaky criminal

On the bright side, 5-7 minute rambling to make sense of against all odds - and even endlessly repeatable once in a while due to its "180"ness - is mystically similar, in a certain sense, to his other time consuming interest outside the modern white collar services professions, mysteriously known as: "ZoZo"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49376409)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: Topaz really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49376411)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: maroon locale sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49376412)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: maroon locale sneaky criminal

I really like it here in case I didn't make that clear, my genuinely witty and insightful pumo brother in arms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49376414)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:36 PM
Author: Topaz really tough guy

o it's clear brother.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49376428)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:37 PM
Author: maroon locale sneaky criminal

<3<3<3

Gorgeous noblesse oblige on your part, which I had a feeling about given your sense of humor, unironically :-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49376435)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: maroon locale sneaky criminal



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Date: February 6th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: maroon locale sneaky criminal



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: Ultramarine internal respiration spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49652439)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: maroon locale sneaky criminal

Battle Diaper Alita (tp) recording your Answering Machine greeting (tp, to be perfectly clear)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49652462)



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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:47 AM
Author: maroon locale sneaky criminal



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Date: February 8th, 2026 10:09 PM
Author: maroon locale sneaky criminal



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Date: February 11th, 2026 11:29 PM
Author: maroon locale sneaky criminal



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Date: February 12th, 2026 5:24 PM
Author: maroon locale sneaky criminal



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Date: February 25th, 2026 3:50 PM
Author: maroon locale sneaky criminal



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Date: February 28th, 2026 12:30 PM
Author: maroon locale sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49702519)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: maroon locale sneaky criminal



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: pink supple office



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: maroon locale sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49706796)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: appetizing corner halford

a girl called long-distance from hawaii while on vacation for spring break with her family and left me a message. i can still hear the nervousness in her voice. now i delete voicemails without even listening to them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49706824)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:30 PM
Author: maroon locale sneaky criminal

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5647441&mc=6&forum_id=2

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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:47 PM
Author: appetizing corner halford

i initially read that as G.C. Charlatan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49706889)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 10:16 PM
Author: maroon locale sneaky criminal

Bob Vylan and GC Charlatan meeting in Interstellar bookshelf realm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49706974)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: appetizing corner halford

🌌📚⏳️

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49720536)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 10:31 AM
Author: maroon locale sneaky criminal

🤔🧐😋

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49720611)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:44 PM
Author: angry shaky whorehouse

How do you say I miss you to an answering machine?

How do you say good night to an answering machine?

How do you say I'm lonely to an answering machine?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49706880)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:46 PM
Author: maroon locale sneaky criminal

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Date: March 5th, 2026 4:39 PM
Author: maroon locale sneaky criminal



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Date: March 6th, 2026 12:56 AM
Author: maroon locale sneaky criminal



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Date: March 11th, 2026 12:18 AM
Author: maroon locale sneaky criminal



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Date: March 14th, 2026 5:30 PM
Author: things from the 90s/00s so ethereal and dreamlike:



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