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aqua soggy field
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ugh man. in college i met this cute girl at the bookstore an...
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My mom once recorded an answering machine greeting where she...
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our parents even got us our own phone line- 1992 dreaming
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:10 AM
Author: aqua soggy field



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:15 AM
Author: Deep mind-boggling windowlicker pervert

ugh man. in college i met this cute girl at the bookstore and gave her my #. she left a message when i was out, but because i bought the cheapest piece of shit answering machine her message got garbled after the first few seconds ("hey, we met at the bookstore..."). so i didn't have her # or name and never saw her again. she probably thinks i ghosted her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#42882683)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:52 AM
Author: aqua soggy field

"And once again, after who knows what aeons of the silence and dark, the birds will sing and the waters flow, and lights and shadows move across the hills,

And the faces of our friends laugh upon us with amazed recognition."

All wholesome misunderstandings will have their day in the sun, thank Goodness!

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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: aqua soggy field



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: aqua soggy field



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Date: September 16th, 2021 6:53 AM
Author: aqua soggy field



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: Awkward outnumbered trust fund stage



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:46 AM
Author: aqua soggy field



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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:55 AM
Author: pink boiling water

Couldn't you have checked your bill to see what number called?

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: Soul-stirring painfully honest brunch persian

My mom once recorded an answering machine greeting where she yelled at my brother that she didn't know how he was getting home from his friend's house and to call her from a pay phone. She left it on there and we kept getting messages like "Uh..... Hi, this is Rachel calling for Mr. Sickly from Dr. Blah blah..."

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 4:00 AM
Author: aqua soggy field

LOL. Speaking of wholesome misunderstandings - truly the kind of thing that could only happen in the 90s.

My first relationship happened at the turn of the 21st century, and I remember frequently using payphones at the mall and/or promenade type places to arrange pick up times with our parents.

And I also distinctly remember feeling reluctant to get a cellphone, even when my parents, my sisters, and my girlfriend's sisters all wanted me to have one.

My junior high girlfriend and I knew that something valuable was being lost - living in a reality unmediated by screens - and held out as long as we could. (She's a Mediterranean Catholicmo - coincidence? I don't think so. All heart.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#42882731)



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: aqua soggy field



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: aqua soggy field



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:47 AM
Author: aqua soggy field



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:04 AM
Author: Insanely Creepy Marketing Idea

"You've reached the..."

entire intact, white nuclear family together: "Johnson family! Leave a message!"

*lib shudders*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#43194579)



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:07 AM
Author: aqua soggy field

😂😂😂

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Date: September 30th, 2021 12:02 AM
Author: aqua soggy field



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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:52 PM
Author: aqua soggy field



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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:54 PM
Author: passionate shimmering dilemma



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Date: September 30th, 2021 5:23 PM
Author: aqua soggy field



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:26 PM
Author: aqua soggy field

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Date: November 27th, 2021 12:51 AM
Author: aqua soggy field



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Date: November 27th, 2021 2:52 AM
Author: aqua soggy field

LMAO at this planet...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#43515656)



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Date: November 28th, 2021 7:56 PM
Author: aqua soggy field



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:43 AM
Author: aqua soggy field



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:47 AM
Author: Insanely Creepy Marketing Idea



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:52 AM
Author: aqua soggy field

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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: out-of-control juggernaut



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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:50 PM
Author: aqua soggy field



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:37 PM
Author: Wine home



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:43 PM
Author: aqua soggy field



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: green rehab

I remember my sister and I deliberately deleting each others' messages

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Date: August 3rd, 2021 1:09 AM
Author: aqua soggy field

This sounds like something out of Charlie Brown or John Hughes: 180!

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Date: August 3rd, 2021 6:21 AM
Author: green rehab

our parents even got us our own phone line- 1992 dreaming

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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:18 AM
Author: aqua soggy field

Can't believe I missed this poast, Ho Lee Fuk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#42944234)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:36 AM
Author: galvanic heaven



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: henna location boltzmann



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Date: August 8th, 2021 5:48 AM
Author: aqua soggy field



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Date: August 14th, 2021 7:55 AM
Author: aqua soggy field



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: Pontificating casino

aren't you fancy (tony soprano's mom)

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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:46 AM
Author: aqua soggy field

Lol'd IRL, tyft

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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:49 AM
Author: aromatic jade haunted graveyard place of business

Asking operator to do an emergency cut-in so your mom can come pick you up from the mall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#42950197)



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Date: August 15th, 2021 12:34 PM
Author: aqua soggy field

180000000000000000000

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Date: August 16th, 2021 1:26 AM
Author: aqua soggy field



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Date: August 16th, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: aqua soggy field



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:04 PM
Author: aqua soggy field



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: Flirting Address

Strong thread/moniker synergy

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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: aqua soggy field

;-)

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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:10 PM
Author: cracking umber keepsake machete ticket booth

Weird how voice mail used to be something to look forward to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#42969813)



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Date: August 18th, 2021 5:55 PM
Author: aromatic jade haunted graveyard place of business

Someone in a neighborhood group found a phone and this boomer recommended he call the number and leave a voicemail because people still check their voicemail.

I don't think I've checked a voicemail in years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#42970818)



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: aqua soggy field



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: aqua soggy field



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Date: August 22nd, 2021 2:18 AM
Author: aqua soggy field



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:18 PM
Author: aqua soggy field



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: Scarlet degenerate institution

It was in my parents' bedroom. I would distinctly remember coming home from a weekend away, and all of us would crowd into their room as they played the messages. 180 family nostalgia.

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Date: September 13th, 2021 12:42 AM
Author: aqua soggy field



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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:06 AM
Author: aqua soggy field

This poast blew my mind, not flame

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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:07 AM
Author: aqua soggy field

As in, an honest-to-goodness Proustian portal to the past, pure wholesomeness on all levels, my friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#43107002)



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: Awkward outnumbered trust fund stage



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Date: September 25th, 2021 7:48 PM
Author: aqua soggy field



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Date: September 16th, 2021 4:43 AM
Author: aqua soggy field



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Date: September 25th, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: aqua soggy field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#43174542)



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:02 AM
Author: aqua soggy field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#43194577)



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Date: October 7th, 2021 11:32 PM
Author: aqua soggy field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#43239492)



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:29 PM
Author: concupiscible dull love of her life

[your dad, hoping he can lunge for the button before you or your mom]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#43288116)



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Date: October 19th, 2021 10:54 PM
Author: aqua soggy field

😂😂😂

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#43299359)



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Date: October 24th, 2021 8:55 PM
Author: aqua soggy field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#43324612)



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Date: November 26th, 2021 9:14 PM
Author: aqua soggy field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#43514420)



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Date: August 19th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: Scarlet degenerate institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49196901)



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Date: August 20th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: aqua soggy field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49199590)



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Date: August 21st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Scarlet degenerate institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49200263)



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Date: August 21st, 2025 1:49 PM
Author: aqua soggy field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49200780)



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Date: October 24th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: aqua soggy field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49372624)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: aqua soggy field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49375825)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: aqua soggy field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49375827)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: aqua soggy field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49375828)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: aqua soggy field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49375830)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:18 PM
Author: cobalt titillating international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49375842)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: aqua soggy field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49376322)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:25 PM
Author: Rambunctious Angry Nibblets School Cafeteria

*is young biglaw associate who went camping over the weekend*

*checks work voicemail at 6 am Monday*

"You have ... 24 ... new voicemails."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49375859)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: aqua soggy field

Okay, I lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49376324)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: Rambunctious Angry Nibblets School Cafeteria

*listens to caller's 5-7 minute rambling voicemail about important matter that finishes with, "anyway, please call me ASAP at [recites number in slurring voice at breakneck speed]"*

*sighs*

*hits 'repeat voicemail' button*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49376404)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: aqua soggy field

On the bright side, 5-7 minute rambling to make sense of against all odds - and even endlessly repeatable once in a while due to its "180"ness - is mystically similar, in a certain sense, to his other time consuming interest outside the modern white collar services professions, mysteriously known as: "ZoZo"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49376409)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: Rambunctious Angry Nibblets School Cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49376411)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: aqua soggy field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49376412)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: aqua soggy field

I really like it here in case I didn't make that clear, my genuinely witty and insightful pumo brother in arms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49376414)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:36 PM
Author: Rambunctious Angry Nibblets School Cafeteria

o it's clear brother.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49376428)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:37 PM
Author: aqua soggy field

<3<3<3

Gorgeous noblesse oblige on your part, which I had a feeling about given your sense of humor, unironically :-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49376435)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: aqua soggy field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49639794)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: aqua soggy field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49652305)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: Thriller Idiotic Parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49652439)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: aqua soggy field

Battle Diaper Alita (tp) recording your Answering Machine greeting (tp, to be perfectly clear)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49652462)



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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:47 AM
Author: aqua soggy field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49653001)



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Date: February 8th, 2026 10:09 PM
Author: aqua soggy field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49657164)



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Date: February 11th, 2026 11:29 PM
Author: aqua soggy field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49664938)



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Date: February 12th, 2026 5:24 PM
Author: aqua soggy field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49666650)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 3:50 PM
Author: aqua soggy field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49694871)



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Date: February 28th, 2026 12:30 PM
Author: aqua soggy field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49702519)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: aqua soggy field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49706781)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: green rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49706795)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: aqua soggy field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49706796)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: Demanding university jew

a girl called long-distance from hawaii while on vacation for spring break with her family and left me a message. i can still hear the nervousness in her voice. now i delete voicemails without even listening to them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49706824)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:30 PM
Author: aqua soggy field

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5647441&mc=6&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49706828)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:47 PM
Author: Demanding university jew

i initially read that as G.C. Charlatan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49706889)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 10:16 PM
Author: aqua soggy field

Bob Vylan and GC Charlatan meeting in Interstellar bookshelf realm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49706974)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: Demanding university jew

🌌📚⏳️

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49720536)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 10:31 AM
Author: aqua soggy field

🤔🧐😋

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49720611)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:44 PM
Author: Jet Hospital Clown

How do you say I miss you to an answering machine?

How do you say good night to an answering machine?

How do you say I'm lonely to an answering machine?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49706880)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:46 PM
Author: aqua soggy field

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49706886)



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Date: March 5th, 2026 4:39 PM
Author: aqua soggy field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49718753)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 12:56 AM
Author: aqua soggy field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49720164)



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Date: March 11th, 2026 12:18 AM
Author: aqua soggy field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49733811)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 5:30 PM
Author: aqua soggy field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49743659)



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Date: March 23rd, 2026 5:59 PM
Author: Fidele in Bruges circa 2003



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49763415)