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it's easily one of the 2 or 3 most prestigious groups at gol...
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what other groups are prestigious? why is this group so pre...
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GSIP, Private Investment Arena, Private Equity Group, Quanti...
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go fuck yourself JJC
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JJC always "knew" more about the pecking orders of...
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if you make MD in that group, yes, you'll be making 7 figure...
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No, I'm talking about exit options. Like, after having that ...
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no; let's not get carried away here. finance is highly cycli...
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Dunno...seems like everyone I know who was in a top group at...
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they tell you their comp? i'm not saying there aren't people...
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They don't tell me their comp (I don't actually ask), but ho...
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sure, but that's certainly not the norm.
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Love this subthread of you talking to yourself, jjc.
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Date: January 31st, 2016 4:52 PM
Author: federal international law enforcement agency

How prestigious? What do they do?

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Date: February 27th, 2017 8:45 AM
Author: fluffy vivacious nibblets generalized bond

I think the poasters below may have mislead you. It's just event based investing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#32710376)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 4:52 PM
Author: Plum insecure trailer park rigor

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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: Blathering ratface



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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:39 PM
Author: spectacular masturbator



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Date: January 31st, 2016 6:34 PM
Author: Aquamarine locus



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Date: January 31st, 2016 6:41 PM
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Date: December 26th, 2016 4:45 PM
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Date: February 27th, 2017 8:25 AM
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Date: May 20th, 2022 5:15 PM
Author: Mind-boggling zombie-like forum blood rage



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Date: May 20th, 2022 5:43 PM
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Date: July 30th, 2024 1:31 PM
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Date: January 31st, 2016 4:52 PM
Author: peach friendly grandma

work on behalf of Israeli gov to undermine the US

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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:30 PM
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Date: February 1st, 2016 2:32 AM
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Date: May 20th, 2022 5:19 PM
Author: Galvanic Cheese-eating Location



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Date: January 31st, 2016 4:52 PM
Author: Citrine partner coldplay fan

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Date: January 31st, 2016 4:53 PM
Author: Citrine partner coldplay fan

got beaten to it :(

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Date: January 31st, 2016 4:53 PM
Author: Self-centered puppy

Essentially demigods

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Date: January 31st, 2016 4:55 PM
Author: stirring ruby stead wagecucks

it's easily one of the 2 or 3 most prestigious groups at goldman sachs. it's in the securities division under the Fixed Income, Currencies, Commodities group. they invest across the entire capital structure, across sectors, industries, and products, and capitalize on "special situations" (i.e., bankruptcies, spin-offs, management change, etc).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#29722209)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 4:58 PM
Author: federal international law enforcement agency

what other groups are prestigious? why is this group so prestigious?

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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:00 PM
Author: stirring ruby stead wagecucks

GSIP, Private Investment Arena, Private Equity Group, Quantitative Investment Strategies, FIG and TMT banking groups, are also prestigious.

SSG is highly selective and coveted because you get exposure to such a wide swath of investing.

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Date: March 23rd, 2016 4:06 PM
Author: hairraiser step-uncle's house

go fuck yourself JJC

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Date: May 20th, 2022 5:25 PM
Author: hairraiser step-uncle's house

180

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Date: May 20th, 2022 5:35 PM
Author: Jet dilemma hissy fit

JJC always "knew" more about the pecking orders of banks and groups etc (not first hand, just from reading WSO 10 hours a day) than actual finance nuts and bolts. Last time I saw him try to analyze a stock, he was bearish on Google saying that everything but the ads business is a waste of money. Ok I'll take that right up the CEO for you, dumbass gook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#44546001)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 4:55 PM
Author: Aggressive Maniacal Legend

can you even imagine the self-important dorks who must do that for a living

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Date: January 31st, 2016 4:55 PM
Author: sapphire state milk



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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:28 PM
Author: French Patrolman Stage



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Date: January 31st, 2016 7:46 PM
Author: Aquamarine locus



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Date: January 31st, 2016 7:59 PM
Author: infuriating private investor institution



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Date: February 1st, 2016 2:41 AM
Author: bearded becky



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Date: December 26th, 2016 4:48 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy comical jap



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Date: March 9th, 2017 7:33 AM
Author: dashing brethren liquid oxygen



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Date: February 26th, 2018 9:43 PM
Author: Frozen talented stock car



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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:01 PM
Author: motley orchid office indirect expression

Working in that group pretty much ensures you'll end up making 7 figures a yr within ten years, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#29722249)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:02 PM
Author: stirring ruby stead wagecucks

if you make MD in that group, yes, you'll be making 7 figures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#29722252)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:05 PM
Author: motley orchid office indirect expression

No, I'm talking about exit options. Like, after having that group on your resume, isn't it almost a given one will eventually end up making 7 figures at some point?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#29722265)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:13 PM
Author: stirring ruby stead wagecucks

no; let's not get carried away here. finance is highly cyclical, volatile, and political. a good name brand will make it easier to get a job at a good firm, but it's not that simple.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#29722304)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:26 PM
Author: motley orchid office indirect expression

Dunno...seems like everyone I know who was in a top group at Goldman or Morgan Stanley is now making high 6 figures (or more) at the age of 33-34 at other firms.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#29722419)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:30 PM
Author: stirring ruby stead wagecucks

they tell you their comp? i'm not saying there aren't people like that, but it's easy to overestimate how much nyc finance people are making and more importantly, have saved up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#29722455)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:35 PM
Author: motley orchid office indirect expression

They don't tell me their comp (I don't actually ask), but how else would one afford a $2.5+ million brownstone/condo in NYC? Clearly, they must be making serious bank to afford such a home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#29722508)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:39 PM
Author: stirring ruby stead wagecucks

sure, but that's certainly not the norm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#29722533)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:40 PM
Author: Self-centered puppy

Love this subthread of you talking to yourself, jjc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#29722538)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 2:45 AM
Author: crusty fat ankles



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Date: February 1st, 2016 3:29 AM
Author: Drunken claret volcanic crater immigrant



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Date: February 19th, 2016 3:50 PM
Author: razzle gaming laptop indian lodge

I enjoy jjc talking down how much finance people make because he is an insecure total failure who is now realizing he'll never make real $, so he wants to pretend his peers and those 10+ years younger than him (like 33 year old bros) aren't really making all that much.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#29868419)



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Date: March 23rd, 2016 4:07 PM
Author: hairraiser step-uncle's house



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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:31 PM
Author: Wonderful Light Property Travel Guidebook

There are tons of analyst washouts even from top groups who end up at generic F500 jobs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#29722468)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:22 PM
Author: Insane up-to-no-good double fault

A Blackhawk helicopter hugs the contours of the Amazon River, its rotor wash rippling the jungle eighty feet below like a wave across the sea.

The Managing Director lifts the Raybans from his brow just enough to make eye contact with the two rows of young bankers sitting across from each other in the steel whale's belly. "You boys ready?"

They all nod, stone faced. It was a silly question. They weren't just ready; they had never been more ready. Years at Harvard, long nights fixing spreadsheets, hours of tweaking LinkedIn. It was finally time.

"Remember: you were born a banker," he shouts over the sound of the rotor and the wind and the jungle. "But you were made a Special Situations Operator."

Their ear pieces come alive. "10 seconds to target!"

"Look alive, time to fuck 'em up!"

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That's what they do.



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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:26 PM
Author: Blathering ratface



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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:27 PM
Author: Spruce frum tanning salon



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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:39 PM
Author: Exhilarant unhinged abode weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#29722531)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 6:34 PM
Author: Aquamarine locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#29722854)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 7:31 PM
Author: wild fuchsia market deer antler

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#29723284)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 7:42 PM
Author: twinkling rehab faggot firefighter

The young banker, near tears, huddled over his wounded brother. He struggled in vain to drag him into safe hiding in the brush amidst crossfire before the rest of the team pushed onward with their mission. But the wounded soldier grabbed him with his remaining energy and held him in place, fixing his brother's gaze on his own.

“No. Go,” he said. “It’s the nature of the assignment.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#29723351)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 7:45 PM
Author: Aquamarine locus

"Is there anything you want me to pass on? Do you have a girlfriend, a spouse, family or close friends?"

*the dying man ponders for a moment* "um, no, just go..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#29723379)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 7:57 PM
Author: Insane up-to-no-good double fault

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#29723470)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 7:58 PM
Author: Blathering ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#29723472)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 7:58 PM
Author: infuriating private investor institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#29723479)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 8:56 PM
Author: green hyperactive mad-dog skullcap internal respiration

180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#29724036)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 8:57 PM
Author: Plum insecure trailer park rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#29724050)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 3:22 AM
Author: frisky aromatic parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#33444095)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 3:36 AM
Author: coral roast beef theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#33444139)



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Date: July 30th, 2024 1:35 PM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Nursing Home

Can't believe I've never seen this thread. The best part of xo is that no matter how long you have been here, there are still tons of 180 poasts waiting to be uncovered.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#47909171)



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Date: July 30th, 2024 1:36 PM
Author: Mind-boggling zombie-like forum blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#47909175)



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Date: February 9th, 2026 12:40 PM
Author: '"'"'"''"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49658234)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 7:46 PM
Author: Blathering ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#29723383)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 9:41 AM
Author: Opaque Address

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#29726741)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 7:43 PM
Author: sooty swashbuckling twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#29723365)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 8:57 PM
Author: vigorous base cuckold

pitch perfect Vince Flynn novel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#29724048)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 2:46 AM
Author: crusty fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#29726280)



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Date: February 5th, 2016 10:36 PM
Author: laughsome smoky area regret

i suddenly want to watch zero dark thirty why

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#29762302)



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Date: February 19th, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: Ivory Cumskin Kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#29868425)



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Date: March 23rd, 2016 3:35 PM
Author: wine meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#30121378)



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Date: December 26th, 2016 4:47 PM
Author: Cracking school cafeteria ape

omg 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#32234968)



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Date: December 26th, 2016 4:47 PM
Author: Pale adventurous trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#32234970)



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Date: February 27th, 2017 8:29 AM
Author: blue son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#32710313)



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Date: February 27th, 2017 9:49 AM
Author: Transparent outnumbered hospital pozpig

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#32710700)



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Date: February 27th, 2017 9:50 AM
Author: bronze sex offender depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#32710707)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 3:37 AM
Author: coral roast beef theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#33444141)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 9:43 PM
Author: Stimulating Black Woman Dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#35495090)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:31 PM
Author: honey-headed church building selfie

basically: Soros is Red Skull, they're Cap

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#29722467)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:32 PM
Author: Irradiated zippy doctorate dingle berry

Prestigious as fuck. Need to be a serious finance geek to get it as special situatio investing encompasses a lot. Hours are supposed to be awful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#29722484)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 6:33 PM
Author: federal international law enforcement agency

what are hours/culture like in this group?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#29722847)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 6:43 PM
Author: Aquamarine locus

Horrible. In addition to all the regular banking skills, the grueling physical exercise regiments, weapons training, and even genetic/cybernetic augmentation required means that you have to be willing to "give yourself fully to Goldman."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#29722934)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 6:45 PM
Author: Blathering ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#29722947)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 4:01 AM
Author: Disgusting Rigpig

rumor has it that they don't even own their own cyberbrains. it's GS property

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#29726354)



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Date: February 19th, 2016 3:48 PM
Author: Blathering ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#29868405)



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Date: February 27th, 2017 8:27 AM
Author: blue son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#32710302)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 3:23 AM
Author: frisky aromatic parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#33444098)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 6:49 PM
Author: Provocative soggy theater

was this group responsible for the aluminum thing a few years back? IIRC they found some loophole in the law to control the supply of aluminum by just shipping it back and forth from warehouse to warehouse instead of making it available on the open market, thereby causing the price to skyrocket. they made hundreds of millions doing this.

edit: here are the links...

http://www.businessinsider.com/goldmans-alleged-aluminum-scam-2013-7

http://www.forbes.com/sites/robertlenzner/2013/07/25/goldman-sachs-makes-255-million-storing-3-of-global-aluminum-production/#16e8c4c0143e

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#29722992)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 8:59 PM
Author: puce site love of her life

LOL @ these guys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#29724062)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 9:43 AM
Author: Provocative soggy theater

?

i kinda admire that they were able to think up something like this. obvs they're not adding any value to society by doing this but anyone criticizing them is really just mad they werent smart enough to think of it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#29726745)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 10:02 AM
Author: puce site love of her life

I can see what your saying about how you have to respect someone creative enough to rob like this, but this is the same as those drug price hikers - it's slimy and manipulative and it's only legal cause it's so out of left field that there is no specific law to it. Manipulating the supply chain of a critical industrial component to artificially create an inefficiency and then exploiting that inefficiency is absolutely ridiculous - in many other arenas that kind of behavior is banned outright.

Obviously I am all for making money, but behavior like this is insanely parisitic. You really have to do a lot of mental gymnastics to convince yourself that this is even close to being acceptable, just like the dudes who buy the drug companies and jack the prices up 1000% - they don't even do a middle ground rent seek by improving the product slightly and making it up 2-3x, they nakedly go for the biggest hike which gives off the impression that they expect the behavior to be clamped down upon so they gotta rob as much as possible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#29726802)



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Date: March 23rd, 2016 4:05 PM
Author: Burgundy shrine idiot

"anyone criticizing them is really just mad they werent smart enough to think of it"

That's ludicrous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#30121578)



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Date: February 5th, 2016 10:56 PM
Author: cruel-hearted multi-billionaire french chef

jewish as FUARK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#29762430)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 6:54 PM
Author: White marvelous church

As with any presgitious group at an ibank, it used to be significantly more prestigious 5-7 years ago. Now that banks can't have prop desks any more, their ability to capitalize on these kinds of opportunities is much less than before. There are still some things they can do, just less.

tl;dr still a prestigious group but much less so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#29723018)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 8:01 PM
Author: stirring ruby stead wagecucks

this is true. SSG's reach is not as extensive as it used to be, due to capital constraints and regulations. the one knock on it is that they tend to focus on small illiquid investments.

also forgot to mention that GSIP, goldman's internal long-short equity hedge fund, is extremely prestigious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#29723503)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 8:03 PM
Author: White marvelous church

it is literally illegal to have "internal hedge funds" anymore, so i'm pretty sure this is not prestigious anymore either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#29723512)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 8:08 PM
Author: stirring ruby stead wagecucks

by "internal" i mean that GSIP is a part of goldman sachs, not that it invests with proprietary capital. GSIP stricly invests with client money.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#29723543)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 2:34 AM
Author: Excitant Crystalline Casino Community Account

how can i invest in this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#29726259)



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Date: March 23rd, 2016 3:39 PM
Author: Yellow stag film codepig

Lol, buddy. The focus is on squeezing fees out of the clients, not generating massive returns.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#30121392)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 6:59 PM
Author: Flushed sanctuary electric furnace

SSG is preftigious as fuck. In the past they have had dictators as clients and they help the dictators plan for hiding their money away and escapes and shit just in case the shit hits the fan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#29723052)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 8:00 PM
Author: Mint rebellious point psychic

Sounds like a fucking TV show

Goldman Sachs: Special Situations Group (SSG)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#29723492)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 8:05 PM
Author: Blathering ratface

*smokes cigar like a grizzled veteran*

C.O. Blankfein: "Welcome to the Goldman Sachs S.S.G. Operator selection program. You have volunteered for the most intensive banking training known to man. You are all proven graduates within the striver community: Harvard, Yale, Princeton, Stanford, Wharton, and so on. In spite of your preftige, many of you will not successfully negotiate this program. Those that do, will experience an operational tempo that exceeds that of any other unit within the Goldman Sachs arsenal. That is all that is to be said about the special nature of the S.S.G. training program. I now turn you over to my Command Master Chief, HAHAURFUCKED."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#29723519)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 8:06 PM
Author: infuriating private investor institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#29723530)



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Date: February 5th, 2016 10:35 PM
Author: Aquamarine locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#29762299)



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Date: March 23rd, 2016 3:28 PM
Author: wine meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#30121344)



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Date: March 23rd, 2016 3:29 PM
Author: Multi-colored aqua mood



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Date: December 26th, 2016 4:49 PM
Author: Cracking school cafeteria ape



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Date: February 27th, 2017 8:28 AM
Author: blue son of senegal



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Date: February 27th, 2017 9:49 AM
Author: Transparent outnumbered hospital pozpig

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#32710704)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 3:23 AM
Author: frisky aromatic parlour



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Date: June 1st, 2017 3:25 AM
Author: avocado giraffe principal's office



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Date: February 26th, 2018 9:43 PM
Author: Stimulating Black Woman Dragon



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Date: June 23rd, 2022 7:06 PM
Author: Mind-boggling zombie-like forum blood rage



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Date: February 19th, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: Blathering ratface



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Date: February 27th, 2017 8:08 AM
Author: Insane up-to-no-good double fault

*GS Spec. Sit. Operator parachuting into the Oscars to wrestle the Best Picture envelope from the PwC dweeb backstage*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#32710251)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 3:19 AM
Author: blue son of senegal



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Date: January 6th, 2018 7:32 AM
Author: primrose vibrant range



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Date: January 6th, 2018 7:32 AM
Author: avocado giraffe principal's office



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Date: August 20th, 2019 7:53 AM
Author: dashing brethren liquid oxygen



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Date: June 23rd, 2022 7:05 PM
Author: Mind-boggling zombie-like forum blood rage



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Date: December 27th, 2022 11:05 PM
Author: Mind-boggling zombie-like forum blood rage



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Date: December 27th, 2022 11:08 PM
Author: Maize electric boltzmann round eye

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868892&forum_id=2#35122104

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#45703620)



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Date: October 17th, 2023 8:03 AM
Author: Mind-boggling zombie-like forum blood rage



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Date: January 4th, 2026 9:19 AM
Author: Doobsian trip set

great job in caracas guys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49561157)