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Modern Christian religion is pretty wonky - Jesus is treated like toxic boyfrien

I grew up and religion was all about how Jesus taught us to ...
Vigorous set
  02/21/26
Yeah, what is it with "i can only imagine"? A c...
beady-eyed emerald yarmulke
  02/21/26
It's not a bad song really
aromatic rusted church volcanic crater
  02/22/26
i would prefer songs that emphasis thanking Jesus for our li...
Soggy disturbing love of her life
  02/21/26
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aromatic rusted church volcanic crater
  02/21/26
grew up signing Onward Christian Soldiers that sentiment i...
green wild bawdyhouse telephone
  02/21/26
South Park had the definitive lampoon of this weird aspect o...
aromatic rusted church volcanic crater
  02/21/26
It reminds me a bit of the Talledega Nights scene where Will...
Vigorous set
  02/21/26
Those are the same thing. Hth
unholy brunch party of the first part
  02/21/26
I have a cousin who married an evangelical and we went to th...
Big-titted Adventurous Institution
  02/22/26
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aromatic rusted church volcanic crater
  02/22/26
songs of height tp
histrionic lemon hospital
  02/22/26
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aromatic rusted church volcanic crater
  02/22/26
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unholy brunch party of the first part
  02/22/26
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bisexual school boiling water
  02/22/26
It's called a "transitional object"
unholy brunch party of the first part
  02/23/26


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Date: February 21st, 2026 11:40 AM
Author: Vigorous set

I grew up and religion was all about how Jesus taught us to be kind and how we need to be kind to others, emphasize family, be forgiving, etc

Most churches now are Justin Bieber types singing songs like "i can only imagine" about how Jesus is so perfect and beautiful and awesome and we love Jesus so much. Anything you do on Earth is secondary, the only thing that matters is that you think Jesus is perfect.

I feel like 30 years ago Jesus was known as a teacher and now he's a teen idol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836943&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49684655)



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Date: February 21st, 2026 12:04 PM
Author: beady-eyed emerald yarmulke

Yeah, what is it with "i can only imagine"?

A congregation I attended for a little while had a hymnal they used for 90% of their hymns and then these binders of hymns that weren't in the hymnal. "i can only imagine" was in there.

I had never heard it before, they used it a lot in service. Pretty cheesy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836943&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49684681)



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Date: February 22nd, 2026 12:38 PM
Author: aromatic rusted church volcanic crater

It's not a bad song really

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836943&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49686933)



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Date: February 21st, 2026 12:10 PM
Author: Soggy disturbing love of her life

i would prefer songs that emphasis thanking Jesus for our life, and our world, and for teaching us how to be good to one another. I do not want to hear church songs about how hot Jesus was, or that he had a great head of hair or was 6'4", but I fear this is where whorship is going here, in America.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836943&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49684693)



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Date: February 21st, 2026 12:12 PM
Author: aromatic rusted church volcanic crater



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Date: February 21st, 2026 12:12 PM
Author: green wild bawdyhouse telephone

grew up signing Onward Christian Soldiers

that sentiment is long gone but I could be mistaken

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Date: February 21st, 2026 12:12 PM
Author: aromatic rusted church volcanic crater

South Park had the definitive lampoon of this weird aspect of evangelical culture

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836943&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49684698)



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Date: February 21st, 2026 5:41 PM
Author: Vigorous set

It reminds me a bit of the Talledega Nights scene where Will Ferrell keeps thanking the sweet baby jesus, but a bit more sexualized

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836943&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49685576)



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Date: February 21st, 2026 5:47 PM
Author: unholy brunch party of the first part

Those are the same thing. Hth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836943&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49685585)



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Date: February 22nd, 2026 12:41 PM
Author: Big-titted Adventurous Institution

I have a cousin who married an evangelical and we went to their church with them and there were like 4 songs about Jesus being tall. Nothing religious in them just songs of height. Felt odd to me but everyone worships in their own way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836943&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49686938)



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Date: February 22nd, 2026 12:44 PM
Author: aromatic rusted church volcanic crater



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Date: February 22nd, 2026 12:48 PM
Author: histrionic lemon hospital

songs of height tp

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Date: February 22nd, 2026 8:00 PM
Author: aromatic rusted church volcanic crater



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Date: February 22nd, 2026 2:20 PM
Author: unholy brunch party of the first part



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Date: February 22nd, 2026 8:01 PM
Author: bisexual school boiling water



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 8:07 PM
Author: unholy brunch party of the first part

It's called a "transitional object"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836943&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49690446)