Insane bad people can shoot anyone at any time with a hunting rifle nbd. We are lucky to get through a football game without players getting shot at (correct)

Video games are VERY Losery and should not be played by adults or perhaps even teenagers (citation needed)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785602&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49343277)

Video games require EFFORT. Hard, badass 80s-90s games require you to try the Same Thing over and over again, autistically. In order to have TIME to do this, you must be a LOSER. Perhaps GAY. Therefore, beating some Batman NES game may well correlate with being both GAY and AUTISTIC.

Games that came later balance gameplay with being a technical showcase. I don't feel like I could watch a PS1 FMV from a Japanese-made title in the living room and not risk being disinherited.

So yes FF7 takes 37 hours, a few seasons of TV slop takes 77 hours. But to make the comparison is intellectually dishonest. TV is a joke and requires you to veg out like a retard and watch endless ads but a respectable person could hypothetically turn on Johnny Carson after a long day at the Office where he expended his energy offshoring jobs and screwing over Gen X subordinates. Obviously if you sat in front of the TV in 1998 and intently watched Infomercials for 15 hours on a saturday, you're a whole different tier of Loser and Beneath Gamers even.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785602&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49343335)

magic is real and not something to dabble in [correct]

women are innocent little angels who don't have an appetite for the carnal [lmao]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785602&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49343671)

2). Muslims were cloth-loving Africans and middle easterners who were so obscure that it wasn’t even worth reading the single paragraph about them in my third grade social studies textbook because I would never run into one in my life and the religion was obviously wrong anyways and therefor unlikely to survive my lifetime.

3). Acid rain was THE preeminent existential threat to humanity and the world, and was going to destroy every forest

4) all the worlds problems were because a handful of selfish people refused to abide by the obvious right way to do things.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785602&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49344066)

Probably a pretty common sentiment throughout history but in 2001 with the advent of the internet, I thought things would be different for us.

Back in the day, you were one address change away from falling off the face of the earth from anyone you weren't actively communicating with. Email and AIM changed all that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785602&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49345319)

At the same time I am not about to pick up the phone because I am not about to be that sort of schizo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785602&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49345392)

I was aware that what I had just done was something of a sex act, and that sex acts carried STD risks, like this deadly HIV I had heard about. I was in a bit of a panic that I had exposed myself to some serious shit. Had to think it through a bit before I realized I wasn't causing myself any physical harm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785602&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49345380)