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You immediately and permanently lose all ur hair but ur wife never ages past 37.
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Date: March 27th, 2026 3:16 PM Author: Slap-happy Spectacular Hall Therapy Yay/nay? Must decide now, can’t punt and wait until you’re 52 or whatever. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5850576&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49774075) |
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Date: March 27th, 2026 3:20 PM Author: odious insanely creepy messiness sound barrier To be fair,
So I get to go completely bald AND be married to a blown out shrew who will almost certainly divorce me and legally steal half of my shit as I become old and bald?
How much does this cost and do you accept credit cards? |
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Date: March 27th, 2026 3:21 PM Author: Slap-happy Spectacular Hall Therapy She’s not like that (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5850576&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49774088) |
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Date: March 27th, 2026 3:22 PM Author: odious insanely creepy messiness sound barrier To be fair,
OK I'll trust you on that but only if you know these things |
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Date: March 27th, 2026 3:25 PM Author: Slap-happy Spectacular Hall Therapy Note that in the case of divorce your wife will have violated the terms of the hypo and immediately revert to her true age. As will your Hair, although of course this would be to its natural Norwood level given your age and not the level it was at the time of signing up. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5850576&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49774103) |
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Date: March 27th, 2026 9:27 PM Author: Provocative spot keepsake machete Took me a second to get the reference, lmao (at this tragicomically strange modern world, to be clear) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5850576&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49775131) |
Date: March 27th, 2026 3:27 PM Author: Provocative spot keepsake machete I really like it here, apropos of nothing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5850576&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49774108) |
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Date: March 27th, 2026 3:31 PM Author: Slap-happy Spectacular Hall Therapy Do you accept? I dunno what 37 is in dog years but I reckon something around 6 or 7 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5850576&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49774137) |
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Date: March 27th, 2026 9:25 PM Author: Provocative spot keepsake machete LOL'd, tyvmft
I would politely decline, I think, because I've noticed that women with decent genes who also take good care of themselves, cool mind warm heart etc, are unironically 180 mommy gf and/or mommy wife material indefinitely
And even though I once buzzed my hair impulsively back in high school just out of curiosity if I could pull it off, I just really, really like my hair (and to be honest my older sister making fun of me for any reason is the most Goosebumps scenario I can think of in life, probably!) |
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Date: March 27th, 2026 3:28 PM Author: useless persian Saves me a ton on haircuts (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5850576&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49774119) |
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Date: March 27th, 2026 3:29 PM Author: Provocative spot keepsake machete Okay, I lol’d (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5850576&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49774125) |
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Date: March 27th, 2026 3:34 PM Author: irradiated bisexual parlour factory reset button "your wife stops aging and your life doesnt change, do you accept?"
what kind of shit hypo is this? |
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Date: March 27th, 2026 3:34 PM Author: Slap-happy Spectacular Hall Therapy Most xo poas are Aryan Norwood 0s afaik. Personally I like having Hair quite a bit even now (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5850576&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49774145) |
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Date: March 27th, 2026 3:37 PM Author: irradiated bisexual parlour factory reset button the IFNB musclestuds? they, uh, are still searching for mrs right and love being bachelors. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5850576&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49774152) |
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Date: March 27th, 2026 4:04 PM Author: shivering adventurous haunted graveyard Make it 19-20 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5850576&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49774229) |
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Date: March 27th, 2026 4:05 PM Author: Slap-happy Spectacular Hall Therapy No (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5850576&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49774233) |
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Date: March 27th, 2026 4:07 PM Author: wonderful lilac dragon area 100%. i hate getting my asshole waxed.
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Date: March 27th, 2026 4:07 PM Author: swashbuckling lodge karate Just the hair on the top of my head? Or like pubes/eyebrows/eyelashes too? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5850576&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49774243) |
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Date: March 27th, 2026 5:00 PM Author: Slap-happy Spectacular Hall Therapy Let's say just head and pubes. You can have your eyebrows and chestpubes, if you can keep them. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5850576&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49774407) |
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Date: March 27th, 2026 9:16 PM Author: swashbuckling lodge karate Yeah I'll take that deal all day long.
I want to be clear that I'd be keeping the eyelashes too. I went to high school with this mentally ill kid, he developed trichotillomania & pulled out all his eyelashes. He looked like a total freak, way worse than you might expect. |
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Date: March 27th, 2026 5:01 PM Author: bat-shit-crazy trailer park so she would leave you lol and be some other dudes 37 yo benjamin button wife (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5850576&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49774409) |
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Date: March 27th, 2026 9:28 PM Author: Provocative spot keepsake machete 37 yo benjamin button wife tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5850576&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49775133) |
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Date: March 27th, 2026 9:48 PM Author: Slap-happy Spectacular Hall Therapy Le reddit nigger! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5850576&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49775235) |