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i just straight up stared unblinkingly at idiot bartender who forgot my shit

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  07/31/16
special sauce on the sandwich
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me? he's the one getting the sps tip.
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i considered that but i dont think so.
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That poztartar
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oh right. his job description does not include messing with...
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lol this dude is either an asian autist or huge flame
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is the op JJC? would explain a lot
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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM
Author: Emerald fiercely-loyal garrison feces

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??" and doesnt acknowledge further so before he leaves im like "HEY"

and he turns around like im rude as fuck and just looks at me like "well?"

so i just said "you didnt ask what i wanted to eat or drink. ill have a manhattan and a crab sandwich"

*nods head and writes shit down leaves without speaking*

he's getting a fucking 1 cent tip. took my friend's order and straight up forgot to ask me shit lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#31074810)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: Diverse fighting death wish

special sauce on the sandwich

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#31074819)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:10 PM
Author: Burgundy athletic conference volcanic crater

Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM

Author: ....,..,.,...,,,,,..,.,,.,,.............,,,.,.,

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??" and doesnt acknowledge further so before he leaves im like "HEY"

and he turns around like im rude as fuck and just looks at me like "well?"

so i just said "you didnt ask what i wanted to eat or drink. ill have a manhattan and a crab sandwich"

*nods head and writes shit down leaves without speaking*

he's getting a fucking 1 cent tip. took my friend's order and straight up forgot to ask me shit lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#31083474)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:37 PM
Author: Cordovan fortuitous meteor pistol



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Date: April 14th, 2020 7:52 PM
Author: Talented church building twinkling uncleanness



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:11 PM
Author: orange crackhouse

damn daddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#31084401)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 10:58 PM
Author: orange crackhouse

lol now that i know who this is this thread is hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#31094138)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:01 PM
Author: Boyish Dingle Berry Church



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: Beta senate telephone

Sounds like you are fucked bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#31074823)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: Emerald fiercely-loyal garrison feces

me? he's the one getting the sps tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#31074826)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: Beta senate telephone

He'll probably take like 40 min to get you your order, make you follow up with him 2x

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#31074829)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: Emerald fiercely-loyal garrison feces

i considered that but i dont think so.

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Date: September 12th, 2016 10:43 AM
Author: Disgusting cumskin



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: mewling blue psychic

why the fuck would you be rude to a bartender then order a sandwich.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#31074824)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: erotic address dragon

That poztartar

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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: Emerald fiercely-loyal garrison feces

he's not going to spit in it get real. his only job is send the order back to the kitchen.

and i was rude bc he was just already a faggot anyway. no harm done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#31074832)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: mewling blue psychic

oh right. his job description does not include messing with your food. thus he surely wont do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#31074834)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: Emerald fiercely-loyal garrison feces

are you retarded?

im saying i can see him the whole time, he wont even be back in the kitchen

lol did u srsly think i was arguing that bc his job description doesnt include messing with my food that he wont?

jfc xo autists. got damn inwonder what it would be loke talking to u guys irl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#31074846)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: mewling blue psychic

gotcha. this is the first bartender who never moves from behind the bar and has no means of communication with staff who do other than the order.

messing with food happens to rude people dude. this is meant to help you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#31074856)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: Burgundy athletic conference volcanic crater

lol this dude is either an asian autist or huge flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#31074932)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: Boyish Dingle Berry Church



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:55 PM
Author: supple salmon useless brakes

LMAOOOOOOOOOO

Let me tell you about my food service experience:

1. Customer is rude to me

2. Give the order ticket to the kitchen and tell the cook to spit in it or put a booger in it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#31094657)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:32 PM
Author: Hairraiser Location

My hs friends did this all the time like it was nbd.

Seriously though, I just had to wink at cook and he knew what to do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#31106859)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: Chocolate karate meetinghouse

So, just to be clear, the bartender came over to take your order. You stared at him awkwardly like an aspie and he walked away. This annoyed you because you wanted the bartender to actually say the words "can I get something for you?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#31074835)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:48 PM
Author: Diverse fighting death wish

today you will consume the bodily secretions of a male bartender...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#31074843)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:33 PM
Author: Hairraiser Location



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: poppy mildly autistic orchestra pit trump supporter

the people on this site are deranged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#31074845)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: Diverse fighting death wish

how so?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#31074847)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: Emerald fiercely-loyal garrison feces

youre a fucking idiot bro.

"complaining about poor service is so aspie and deranged jesus"

*ignores the fact that millions of normal ppl do this every day*

its not "deranged" when the bartender straight up was being a fuckin idiot jackass to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#31074857)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:04 PM
Author: Sable pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#31082958)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: bespoke fishy hominid

((("nebbish" 5'7 little breh who doesn't COMMAND RESPECT)))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#31074862)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: Ivory theater stage

ordering a crab sandwich at a bar was mistake #1

then being an aspie was mistake #2

enjoy your "crabs"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#31074871)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:40 PM
Author: lascivious ocher multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49077439)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: lemon magical locus

lmao cannot imagine a normal dude reacting this way. OP and the massive chip on his shoulder about being "overlooked" have my gookdar going wild

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#31074874)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:54 PM
Author: mewling blue psychic

yea i was thinking this too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#31074886)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:56 PM
Author: Burgundy athletic conference volcanic crater

is the op JJC? would explain a lot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#31074906)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:59 PM
Author: haunting aqua people who are hurt brunch

cr op is insecure and seeing shit that isn't there, starting some shit with a bartender who has to do what he says to prove his manhood. guarantee the bartender is laughing with the other servers about what a gookbot faggot he is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#31074921)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: Emerald fiercely-loyal garrison feces

lmao...every normal bro has complained about service before at some point. and actually drunk chads are some of the worst assholes about this shit

joe pesci complained about service in goodfellas...i would lmao at some little 5'8 faggot lawyer bitch like "the gorgon" (whatever the fuck that means) going "lol? gook" to an italian mobster before grtting mercilessly bullied and humiliated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#31074933)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:03 PM
Author: Burgundy athletic conference volcanic crater

either you're not describing the situation very well or there is something wrong with you. No one is defending poor service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#31074938)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:06 PM
Author: lemon magical locus

cr. also I'm literally a 6' alpha non-lawyer lmao @ the OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#31074956)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:12 PM
Author: Emerald fiercely-loyal garrison feces

youre not alpha or 6'0.

and lol @ "im thix foot, actually"

thats not tall to anyone but a nebbish lawyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#31074989)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: lemon magical locus

your head must be spinning from the bukakke session you've been getting itt lil breh. explain where I state or imply that 6' is "tall"? I have consistently insisted it isn't eg

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3294692&mc=16&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#31075078)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:04 PM
Author: Ivory theater stage

you wouldn't know what a "normal bro" was if he shit in your crab sandwich, Xiaofeng

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#31074944)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:14 PM
Author: Burgundy athletic conference volcanic crater

lol'd hard at xiaofeng

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#31074998)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:44 PM
Author: lemon magical locus

can't stop loling at this gigafreak's deranged thought process. "I stood up for myself by 'staring unblinkingly' at a confused bartender, just like drunk white chads or Italian mobsters!" ljl someone should keep an eye on this Cho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#31075150)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: Burgundy athletic conference volcanic crater

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#31075156)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: haunting aqua people who are hurt brunch

180 the gorgon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#31075158)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 9:11 PM
Author: Burgundy athletic conference volcanic crater

It reminds me of the time uvt "stood up for himself" by flipping off some redneck on the freeway and almost got himself killed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#31076978)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:12 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone concupiscible jew kitty cat

lmao. Please link if you can

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#31084406)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:31 PM
Author: lemon magical locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#31084584)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:01 PM
Author: Burgundy athletic conference volcanic crater

google search returns this:

Date: April 18th, 2014 10:41 PM

Author: grown married man with fully developed breasts

Someone needs to dig up the thread where uvt talks about having road rage and yelling at a white guy who cut him off in traffic "to defend the image of my people" or some shit. It was still when he was in his NOWAG-power stage. Its been years since I saw it and it was quite lulzy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924947&forum_id=2#25407199)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#31094151)



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Date: May 3rd, 2019 3:22 PM
Author: Comical codepig forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#38181949)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:33 AM
Author: Comical codepig forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#40335689)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 4:46 AM
Author: Cheese-eating umber pit nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#31079532)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:05 PM
Author: Marvelous Piazza

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#31082965)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:32 PM
Author: Beta senate telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#31084596)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: Histrionic abusive milk legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#31085024)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:03 PM
Author: Onyx impertinent generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#31094167)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: Bossy potus temple

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#31094715)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:36 PM
Author: Hairraiser Location

The Gorgon delivers.... Again and again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#31106883)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 7:40 PM
Author: lemon magical locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#31108758)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 7:07 PM
Author: Harsh crusty bawdyhouse new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#32150719)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:36 PM
Author: Henna aphrodisiac hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#32540707)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:33 PM
Author: Mentally Impaired Black Kitchen Voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#32611553)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 12:38 PM
Author: Fluffy Sadistic Business Firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#34235767)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 2:11 PM
Author: anal carnelian house preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#34236520)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: Bistre Provocative Trailer Park Goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#34886991)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 12:16 PM
Author: Excitant Big-titted Queen Of The Night Pocket Flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#38720065)



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Date: May 21st, 2020 8:59 PM
Author: Fluffy Sadistic Business Firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#40252823)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:46 AM
Author: fragrant lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#41965919)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:31 AM
Author: fragrant lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#43704767)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:34 AM
Author: Vermilion dilemma tank

first time i've come across this, tears streaming down my face laughing. gosh i like it here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#44378175)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:41 PM
Author: lascivious ocher multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49077442)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:15 PM
Author: Vivacious macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#32151230)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone concupiscible jew kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#31075179)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:13 PM
Author: Cream mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#31084410)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:03 AM
Author: Bossy potus temple

Op is George20 just trying to swallow cum in the most indirect way possible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#31094707)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:42 AM
Author: swashbuckling hilarious menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#33454805)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:46 AM
Author: fragrant lodge

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#41965917)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: chartreuse irradiated casino halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#31074875)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:55 PM
Author: Burgundy athletic conference volcanic crater

when he came over and looked directly at you, why didn't you tell him what you wanted?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#31074897)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:57 PM
Author: clear quadroon digit ratio

Sounds like the bartender expected you to offer your order after your friend gave his.

Classic situation of two aspies accusing the other of being aspie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#31074914)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:59 PM
Author: Burgundy athletic conference volcanic crater

I used to work in a bar where the bartenders/barbacks/cooks would literallt sneeze all over the sandwiches of assholes. They's also put sandwich buns down their pants and then dance around the kitchen while everyone laughed and cheered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#31074922)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: haunting aqua people who are hurt brunch

Apart from seasoning the lobster bisque, he farted on the meringue, sneezed on braised endive, and as for the cream of mushroom soup, well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#31074931)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:02 PM
Author: Burgundy athletic conference volcanic crater

this wasn't shit out of a movie bro. I'm telling you what I've seen with my own two eyes. Not excusing or condoning it either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#31074934)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:08 PM
Author: Flickering disturbing box office

this is, front to back, the most beta post i've read in my life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#31074960)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:24 PM
Author: lemon magical locus

damn runny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#31076610)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone concupiscible jew kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#31076639)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:01 AM
Author: Bossy potus temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#31094692)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:40 AM
Author: brindle sandwich gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#33454788)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:43 AM
Author: Trip locale

but it's comic gold, so 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#40335695)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:33 PM
Author: charismatic very tactful gaping

Enjoy your cum crab sandwhich.

People who enjoy abusing the little temporary power they have over others are awful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#31075089)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: elite violent parlour

like, by, say, ejaculating in their food?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#31076635)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:27 PM
Author: mewling blue psychic

ya and tipping poorly b/c of perceived slights.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#31076648)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: Exciting spot

Alcoholic?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#31075180)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 9:09 PM
Author: unhinged stead

JJC, you really need help, I say this as a friend.

Also, lol at ordering a crab sandwich, maybe the easiest thing to cum on and not have anyone notice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#31076946)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: lemon magical locus

lol yeah this guy literally ate semen yesterday. not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#31080877)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:03 PM
Author: haunting aqua people who are hurt brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#31082948)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:09 PM
Author: Cordovan fortuitous meteor pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#31083459)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:17 PM
Author: haunting aqua people who are hurt brunch

thread is vintage zozo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#31083539)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:18 PM
Author: Galvanic field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#31083543)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:55 PM
Author: Arrogant laughsome cruise ship cuckold

This is a 180 thread if the OP isn't flame.

What an autist, lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#31084776)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:41 PM
Author: Wild dog poop

yeah what an autist, lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#35893917)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:18 PM
Author: adventurous mother

So if you don't want to eat jizz, what do you do if your waiter is actually an idiot and you need to call attention to something he fucked up or so you can order? Just suffer through it then leave a shitty tip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#31085017)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: mewling blue psychic

it;s possible (for non autists) to point out mistakes without being rude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#31085021)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:23 PM
Author: adventurous mother

Can a high 19 year old hipster waitress tell the difference?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#31085062)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 11:53 PM
Author: haunting aqua people who are hurt brunch

"Hey, excuse me-"

"Oh, I'm sorry."

"Yeah, no problem, can I get..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#31086582)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:00 AM
Author: Arrogant laughsome cruise ship cuckold

Yes. And the OP isn't about a waiter who made a mistake. It's about an autist who is very likely Asian who doesn't know the first thing about social interaction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#31094686)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:57 PM
Author: up-to-no-good wonderful sneaky criminal theater

(Asian)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#31094670)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: Boyish Dingle Berry Church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#31094716)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:58 PM
Author: Vigorous geriatric ape personal credit line

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#31094678)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:11 AM
Author: Bossy potus temple

I got sore from how hard this thread made me laugh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#31094767)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:21 AM
Author: Azure hateful tanning salon

I hope this is flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#31094831)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:24 PM
Author: sickened gunner public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#31106813)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:26 PM
Author: haunting aqua people who are hurt brunch

cr bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#31106824)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:35 PM
Author: Splenetic prole

BEEP BEEP BEEP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#31106875)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 10:19 PM
Author: Awkward soul-stirring bbw azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#31232267)



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Date: September 3rd, 2016 7:54 PM
Author: haunting aqua people who are hurt brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#31330301)



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Date: November 13th, 2016 1:24 AM
Author: nofapping nursing home messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#31894739)



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Date: November 13th, 2016 1:30 AM
Author: orange crackhouse

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#31894760)



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Date: December 12th, 2016 8:10 PM
Author: razzmatazz bearded newt area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#32123956)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 6:50 PM
Author: Marvelous Piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#32150541)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:50 PM
Author: hideous depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#32151487)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:56 PM
Author: haunting aqua people who are hurt brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#32151532)



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Date: January 9th, 2017 5:14 PM
Author: razzmatazz bearded newt area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#32336153)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:33 PM
Author: haunting aqua people who are hurt brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#32540690)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:37 PM
Author: Marvelous Piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#32540711)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:32 PM
Author: haunting aqua people who are hurt brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#32611546)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: Mauve incel point

EXCUSE ME

yeah?

I RIKE A SUCK YOUR DILLLK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#32611562)



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Date: February 28th, 2017 1:58 PM
Author: Marvelous Piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#32719752)



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Date: March 11th, 2017 5:09 PM
Author: unhinged stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#32806197)



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Date: March 11th, 2017 5:09 PM
Author: Judgmental mind-boggling becky

this thread makes more sense once i realized the op was harrison

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#32806202)



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Date: December 30th, 2019 6:57 AM
Author: Comical codepig forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#39348255)



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Date: April 1st, 2017 6:26 PM
Author: Arousing Citrine Den

Date: October 12th, 2014 9:10 PM

Author: boot to the head (harrison)

he gets butthurt easily too.

he went for years under the radar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2231619&forum_id=2#26505329)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#32971160)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 2:44 PM
Author: Arousing Citrine Den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#32975884)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:10 PM
Author: Naked Son Of Senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#33180883)



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Date: May 31st, 2017 4:47 PM
Author: Cordovan fortuitous meteor pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#33439438)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 12:27 AM
Author: Marvelous Piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#33452265)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:23 AM
Author: electric sapphire internal respiration abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#33454604)



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Date: July 21st, 2017 5:14 AM
Author: Cheese-eating umber pit nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#33822268)



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Date: July 21st, 2017 5:27 AM
Author: kink-friendly stag film yarmulke

what a thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#33822278)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 12:37 PM
Author: cyan razzle-dazzle dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#34235757)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 6:36 AM
Author: Spectacular Wagecucks Rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#34880854)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: kink-friendly stag film yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#34886987)



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Date: December 25th, 2017 11:04 PM
Author: kink-friendly stag film yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#35007389)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:37 PM
Author: topaz keepsake machete shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#35893896)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 11:51 PM
Author: cyan razzle-dazzle dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#35897859)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: Tripping center

lol faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#36216613)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:49 AM
Author: Emerald fiercely-loyal garrison feces

this was flame dumbass. i was at home when this "happened".

jmaw is real.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#36216615)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:42 PM
Author: Zombie-like amber hospital deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#36219837)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:44 PM
Author: brass nighttime native

tbf he probably couldn't tell if you were blinking, open-eyed, or had your eyes closed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#36219846)



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Date: December 28th, 2018 6:30 PM
Author: bisexual state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#37488414)



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Date: May 6th, 2019 4:13 PM
Author: Comical codepig forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#38195472)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 1:04 AM
Author: Comical codepig forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#38198031)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 1:04 AM
Author: Cheese-eating umber pit nowag

Great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#38198032)



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Date: May 18th, 2019 2:32 PM
Author: unhinged stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#38253374)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 12:14 PM
Author: Appetizing yellow school cafeteria persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#38720058)



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Date: February 25th, 2020 12:36 AM
Author: Multi-colored toaster gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#39647879)



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Date: April 14th, 2020 7:51 PM
Author: disrespectful whorehouse skinny woman

kids growing up and coming of age during lockdown won't know how 180 this is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#40015386)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:29 AM
Author: Comical codepig forum

reminder: some notable poasters used to pretend to like op's shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#40335685)



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Date: October 12th, 2021 12:29 AM
Author: twinkling faggotry

keep talking shit about harrison faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#43258812)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:37 AM
Author: frum wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#41965899)



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Date: April 29th, 2021 6:28 PM
Author: Marvelous Piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#42372881)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:22 PM
Author: Marvelous Piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#43258601)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: frum wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#43704165)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:30 AM
Author: carmine buck-toothed library background story

This is a GOAT thread, somehow it’s still underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#43704758)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:36 PM
Author: ungodly floppy theatre doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#46566340)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:31 AM
Author: Snowy twisted filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#43704764)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:32 AM
Author: Vengeful indigo university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#43704779)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: hideous depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#43704795)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: electric sapphire internal respiration abode

I still never figured out whether the "crab sandwich" was a weird way of saying a crab cake sandwich or a crab roll, like a lobster roll, or actually some weird Asian thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#43704799)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:19 AM
Author: Cracking ladyboy

It’s a cheeseburger with 2 crabs in place of the bun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#44417971)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:31 AM
Author: frum wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#44378153)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:32 AM
Author: High-end Blood Rage Knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#44378163)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:35 AM
Author: Marvelous Piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#44378176)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:43 AM
Author: High-end Blood Rage Knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#44378200)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:54 AM
Author: Splenetic prole

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

(detector continuously beeping for years)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#44378229)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:45 AM
Author: brilliant titillating electric furnace home

It is the year 1,000,000. Humans are long dead, the ice caps totally melted and the world completely covered in water. Nearly all evidence of human civilization has been completely erased. Nearly all...

Far, far under the surface, at the bottom of an enormous chasm miles deep, a faint signal sounds. "beeeeep"... "beeeeep"... "beeeeep"... Fortuitously stored inside an impenetrable casing of titanium diboride with an epoxy emery coating, an autism detector from the before times has resisted the ocean's erosive forces. It should have shut down eons ago, but somehow, in defiance of traditional understandings of physics, it continues to be powered, however faintly, by an autism so profound it literally altered spacetime itself, causing ambient electrons to be drawn into its battery cells for eternity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#44418014)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:44 AM
Author: Slate thriller indian lodge

LOOOOOOOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#45680684)



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Date: June 23rd, 2022 7:45 PM
Author: Fluffy Sadistic Business Firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#44730960)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:39 AM
Author: hyperventilating lake plaza private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#45680666)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:42 AM
Author: Slate thriller indian lodge

hey dork, let's go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#45680676)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:48 AM
Author: hyperventilating lake plaza private investor

Ok

*BANG*

*BIFF*

*KAPOW!*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#45680689)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:58 AM
Author: Slate thriller indian lodge

hehe tho credited rethponthe hehe: https://tinychat.com/room/james102387



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#45680694)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:43 AM
Author: Slate thriller indian lodge

honestly, i'd say i won this thread LMFAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#45680680)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:34 PM
Author: bisexual state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#46566325)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 11:31 PM
Author: Exhilarant Hairless Mad-dog Skullcap Site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#46799416)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 11:31 PM
Author: Marvelous Piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#46799418)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 7:34 PM
Author: rusted curious main people pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#46958530)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 7:40 PM
Author: Hyperactive gold stage

embarrassing thread for OP jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#46958556)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 8:01 PM
Author: anal carnelian house preventive strike

"I always liked to read and to write."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#46958648)



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Date: October 12th, 2024 6:11 PM
Author: Alcoholic free-loading sanctuary stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#48191108)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 11:48 AM
Author: Multi-colored toaster gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#48348597)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:04 PM
Author: Glittery sinister corner

This marked the end of harrison’s prolific poasting career in tandem with Julia poasting a chain of his “plz respond” emails. A heavyweight in the Halford/Watchmen era—he was very similar to ricki in poasting style and had a solid clique here that frequently showered him with blank-bumps & 180s. A reminder to us all—make liberal use of the cancel and save as draft features in xo/gmail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#48348643)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:06 PM
Author: ebony learning disabled parlor haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#48348651)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:08 PM
Author: metal juggernaut lay

Bars and ordering drinks at bars are retarded, just pregame, go there and stand around, don’t try and order drinks unless you’re a regular

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#48348661)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 12:51 AM
Author: cyan razzle-dazzle dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#48638031)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:12 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted Space

(Doodikof)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#48638049)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:14 AM
Author: Aromatic tan range corn cake

lol fucking gook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#48638051)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:15 AM
Author: Talented church building twinkling uncleanness

this was jjc right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#48638053)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: Multi-colored toaster gay wizard

harrison tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49077482)



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Date: October 21st, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: mahogany organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49363699)



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Date: March 11th, 2026 8:02 PM
Author: tancredi marchiolo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49735840)