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Never forget: Martin Lawrence's SNL monologue 1994
| Mischievous water buffalo | 10/09/12 |
| Mischievous water buffalo | 10/09/12 |
| Mischievous water buffalo | 10/10/12 |
| chrome step-uncle's house | 10/10/12 |
| peach dilemma telephone | 10/10/12 |
| Titillating yarmulke brunch | 10/10/12 |
| aggressive electric furnace | 10/10/12 |
| Misunderstood flatulent garrison | 10/10/12 |
| aggressive electric furnace | 10/10/12 |
| Twinkling narrow-minded stain scourge upon the earth | 10/10/12 |
| blathering plaza | 05/15/23 |
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| misanthropic ceo | 10/10/12 |
| Hot Lime Useless Brakes | 10/29/12 |
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| contagious effete weed whacker | 10/29/12 |
| Cream gas station | 10/29/12 |
| pea-brained sexy marketing idea school cafeteria | 05/15/23 |
| disturbing idiot shitlib | 05/15/23 |
| cracking stead | 05/15/23 |
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Date: October 9th, 2012 3:16 PM Author: Mischievous water buffalo http://snltranscripts.jt.org/93/93nmono.phtml
"I'm single, I'm a single man, I don't have nobody, I'm looking for somebody and- but I'm meeting a lot of women out there, and you got some beautiful women, but you got some out there that, uh, I gotta say somethin'. Um... some of you are not washing your ass properly." |
Date: October 9th, 2012 11:37 PM Author: Mischievous water buffalo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#21753140) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:19 AM Author: Mischievous water buffalo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#21755124) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:21 AM Author: chrome step-uncle's house lol at white womyn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#21755138) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:27 AM Author: peach dilemma telephone What a 180, I wish I could see the video (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#21755170) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 1:22 PM Author: Titillating yarmulke brunch http://www.hulu.com/watch/272133 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#21755971) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:38 AM Author: aggressive electric furnace dude was insane. too bad Martin was a legit 180 show for the first couple of seasons. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#21755258) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:40 AM Author: Misunderstood flatulent garrison Indeed it was. Damn, Gina. Apparently Martin had a serious thing for her and creeper her the fuck out. Which you can see openly each time they kiss. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#21755279) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:42 AM Author: aggressive electric furnace cant blame him...so hard bro...so hard.... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#21755291) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:49 AM Author: Twinkling narrow-minded stain scourge upon the earth "I'm watching douche commercials on television, and I'm wonderin' if some of you are reading the instructions. I don't think so. Y'know, 'cause I'm getting with some of the ladies, smelling odors, going "Wait a minute. (gestures with index finger) Girl, smell this! This you! Smell yourself, girl. Smell yourself! I tell a woman in a minute, douche! douche! Some women don't like when you tell them that, when you straightforward with them. "Douche!" They, (imitating woman) "Forget you! You cannot douche all the time, you're gonna wash all the natural juices out the body." I say, well, I dont give a damn what you do, put a Tic-Tac in your ass. Put a Cert in your ass. Oh, oh, y'know, this look like a good damn place for a Stick-up up in your ass. I'm sorry, y'all. You got to wash properly"
wow. it's amazing that this was aired on national television. |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 12:05 AM Author: blathering plaza It wasn’t from what I recall. I think the network cut out in the middle of it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#46312473) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:51 AM Author: Mischievous water buffalo Jon Hamm referenced this incident when he hosted SNL.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-7OUBuPVGU |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:58 AM Author: vermilion charismatic community account mexican tyft (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#21755408) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 1:30 PM Author: misanthropic ceo 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#21756018) |
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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:07 PM Author: Hot Lime Useless Brakes awesome (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#21916181) |
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Date: May 14th, 2023 11:56 PM Author: drunken excitant kitchen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#46312446) |
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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:10 PM Author: contagious effete weed whacker these women probably have Trichomoniasis
"Females may experience:
A bad-smelling discharge from the vagina Vaginal burning and itching Worsening of symptoms with menstruation"
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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:13 PM Author: Cream gas station Redd Foxx was doing the same act 40 years ago.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uldt6Y-CE3s |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 12:12 AM Author: pea-brained sexy marketing idea school cafeteria 18000000000 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#46312483) |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 1:05 AM Author: disturbing idiot shitlib You know, some women’ll let you go down, you know what I’m sayin’, knowin’ they got a yeast infection. (Some audience disgust) I’m sorry. Sorry. Come up with dough all on your damn lip… Got a bagel and a croissant on your lip. “Anybody got any butter?” I like jelly on mine. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#46312590) |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 1:44 AM Author: cracking stead lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#46312629) |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 11:53 AM Author: Lascivious dead university (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#46313493) |
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Date: February 1st, 2026 7:10 PM Author: tancredi marchiolo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49639602) |
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Date: February 1st, 2026 7:14 PM Author: Adam Assfucker ((zurich is stained)) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49639607) |