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Little known fact about 401ks
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Date: March 14th, 2026 3:18 PM Author: Big-titted stirring masturbator Following Trump’s EO signed in August 2025, your 401k’s “cash equivalent” fund is now a swap that pays you a higher rate of return but will be completely wiped out if there’s a market crash. MAGA! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845560&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49743114) |
Date: March 14th, 2026 3:19 PM Author: Flushed Twisted Spot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845560&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49743123) |
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Date: March 14th, 2026 3:25 PM Author: laughsome cumskin chad What's a "cash equivalent" fund? I only know 401k and roth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845560&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49743143) |
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Date: March 14th, 2026 3:34 PM Author: Big-titted stirring masturbator If you have $ in your 401k that isn’t invested it usually sits in a cash equivalent account (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845560&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49743182) |
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Date: March 14th, 2026 3:37 PM Author: burgundy angry kitchen selfie how wld it be "wiped out" nigga this maeks no sense even if u had STOOK etf it wldnt be wiped out in crash (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845560&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49743195) |
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Date: March 14th, 2026 3:39 PM Author: Big-titted stirring masturbator read the fine print. you’re basically acting as an insurer for various funds which pay you a higher rate of return (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845560&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49743203) |
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Date: March 14th, 2026 3:41 PM Author: burgundy angry kitchen selfie that sounds very jewish i havent had a 401k in a decade plus, converted it to IRA but it was always hilarous to me how they restrict what u can invest in a 401k so these kikes can make more fees, its the biggest furking scam, when i had my 401k with schwab i cant even invest in VOO, SPY, it was some stupid mutual funds with 10x higher fees (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845560&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49743210) |
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Date: March 14th, 2026 4:41 PM Author: Soggy big headpube this can't be real (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845560&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49743457) |
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Date: March 14th, 2026 3:26 PM Author: racy crotch business firm link? i can't find anything about this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845560&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49743146) |
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Date: March 14th, 2026 3:29 PM Author: aquamarine multi-colored private investor flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845560&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49743155) |
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Date: March 14th, 2026 3:31 PM Author: glittery purple state Seems fine. Just allows retarded 401kmos to buy super high fee alternatives they don't understand and get fleeced by Lutnick, Kushner, et al
https://www.whitehouse.gov/presidential-actions/2025/08/democratizing-access-to-alternative-assets-for-401k-investors/ |
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Date: March 14th, 2026 3:37 PM Author: burgundy angry kitchen selfie that was the whole point of 401ks u anti semite (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845560&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49743197) |
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Date: March 14th, 2026 3:34 PM Author: laughsome cumskin chad I am buying bitcoins in my 401k by using schwab pcra (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845560&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49743177) |
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Date: March 14th, 2026 3:34 PM Author: Ruby spectacular shitlib roommate why would your 401k be in a "cash equivalent fund" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845560&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49743180) |
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Date: March 14th, 2026 3:36 PM Author: Big-titted stirring masturbator any portion of your 401k that isn’t invested in stocks or bonds is typically set to default into a cash equivalent account (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845560&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49743190) |
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Date: March 14th, 2026 3:38 PM Author: irradiated brilliant ratface menage do you mean a settlement account?
money market mutual fund? |
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Date: March 14th, 2026 3:39 PM Author: flickering abode antidepressant drug Why would anyone care about that. It should all at least be in bonds if you are nearing retirement anyway. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845560&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49743206) |
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Date: March 14th, 2026 3:41 PM Author: Chartreuse Crackhouse Dog Poop Are you a retard? Your portfolio should not be 100% bonds or even more conservative investments if you are “nearing” retirement. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845560&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49743212) |
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Date: March 14th, 2026 3:58 PM Author: flickering abode antidepressant drug I said “at least” meaning ideally it isn’t in bonds. Stop Gaslighting me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845560&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49743271) |
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Date: March 14th, 2026 4:22 PM Author: Chartreuse Crackhouse Dog Poop You said “ It should all at least be in bonds” (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845560&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49743347) |
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Date: March 14th, 2026 3:42 PM Author: burgundy angry kitchen selfie good goy, u get a free day pass to the tel aviv holocaust museum & pool club ($19.99 "Auschwitz remembrance fee" still applies plus 45% tip) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845560&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49743218) |
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Date: March 14th, 2026 3:56 PM Author: orchid ticket booth the idle money should be invested in $DJT, the $TRUMP memecoin, and World Liberty Financial by default (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845560&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49743260) |
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Date: March 14th, 2026 3:59 PM Author: Big-titted stirring masturbator don’t forget about commemorative 9/11 gold coins (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845560&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49743273) |
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Date: March 14th, 2026 4:04 PM Author: orchid ticket booth don't test the chemical composition of those coins if you know what's good for you (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845560&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49743292) |
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Date: March 14th, 2026 4:04 PM Author: Big-titted stirring masturbator (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845560&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49743295) |
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Date: March 15th, 2026 12:38 PM Author: drunken exhilarant therapy sandwich WTF? The sweep account at mine is just some basic federal money market fund? What horrible provider did your employer select for your plan? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845560&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49745308) |