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What is the difference between Lisa Rowe and a pizza?

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Galvanic Stage Twinkling Uncleanness
  08/14/13
tell me
adventurous lay
  08/14/13
After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops th...
Galvanic Stage Twinkling Uncleanness
  08/14/13
lol tyft
Histrionic cruise ship
  08/14/13
This is like 180 gold with no recognition.
Territorial Fortuitous Meteor
  12/28/13
Today, it is recognized as gold my brother. 180
charcoal excitant den feces
  12/28/13
fucking lol
Electric Orange Temple
  05/12/15
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startled chocolate heaven
  05/12/15
so underrated
boyish emerald ticket booth double fault
  01/19/16
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Violent Pit
  06/07/17
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Underhanded Saffron Locale Elastic Band
  03/31/18
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Hateful half-breed
  07/18/18
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razzle gaping
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Puce school cafeteria digit ratio
  12/16/21
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Angry effete casino
  02/16/23
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vermilion resort
  12/11/24
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Ruby Gunner Address
  06/11/25
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motley carnelian factory reset button
  08/12/25
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stimulating flushed stag film
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Ruby Gunner Address
  01/11/26
it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza
Vivacious Institution Corn Cake
  08/14/13
When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep cover...
topaz beady-eyed puppy business firm
  08/14/13
lmao
adventurous lay
  05/12/15
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Black crackhouse
  12/11/24
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vermilion resort
  12/11/24
a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12
Vivacious Institution Corn Cake
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth
Racy twisted organic girlfriend hell
  08/14/13
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Histrionic cruise ship
  08/14/13
When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a ne...
Galvanic Stage Twinkling Uncleanness
  08/14/13
To be fair, (Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)
Charismatic point degenerate
  08/14/13
When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into c...
Galvanic Stage Twinkling Uncleanness
  08/14/13
When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform ...
Galvanic Stage Twinkling Uncleanness
  08/14/13
When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can...
Galvanic Stage Twinkling Uncleanness
  08/14/13
weird blob of shit from another dimension
Passionate fishy set
  08/14/13
rofl
adventurous lay
  08/14/13
180
Puce school cafeteria digit ratio
  08/14/13
rofl
chrome disrespectful brunch
  08/14/13
took a few attempts but 180
dashing iridescent house
  08/14/13
lol
Godawful pale bawdyhouse goyim
  08/14/13
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beta aromatic garrison depressive
  08/14/13
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Violent Pit
  03/10/14
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Mauve titillating field
  03/24/21
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Angry effete casino
  02/16/23
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motley carnelian factory reset button
  08/12/25
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Bespoke volcanic crater pistol
  08/14/13
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Histrionic cruise ship
  08/14/13
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Bespoke volcanic crater pistol
  08/14/13
The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout ...
Galvanic Stage Twinkling Uncleanness
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them
topaz beady-eyed puppy business firm
  08/14/13
I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.
Bespoke volcanic crater pistol
  08/14/13
best of thread
Passionate fishy set
  08/14/13
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laughsome stage
  08/14/13
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vermilion resort
  12/11/24
Criminally underrated
vermilion resort
  12/11/24
If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying...
Galvanic Stage Twinkling Uncleanness
  08/14/13
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Histrionic cruise ship
  08/14/13
If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passing...
Galvanic Stage Twinkling Uncleanness
  08/14/13
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Histrionic cruise ship
  08/14/13
At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incr...
Galvanic Stage Twinkling Uncleanness
  08/14/13
(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get ...
Histrionic cruise ship
  08/14/13
pizzas have an expiration date
Passionate fishy set
  08/14/13
after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands
marvelous mediation
  08/14/13
Pizzas are not whores.
topaz beady-eyed puppy business firm
  08/14/13
A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead o...
Garnet Sanctuary Deer Antler
  08/14/13
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adventurous lay
  08/14/13
180
blathering pink national jap
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Silver death wish abode
  08/14/13
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beta aromatic garrison depressive
  08/15/13
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Galvanic Stage Twinkling Uncleanness
  08/17/13
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Electric Orange Temple
  01/19/16
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Underhanded Saffron Locale Elastic Band
  03/31/18
The white box LR is kept in is padded.
Garnet Sanctuary Deer Antler
  08/14/13
you want more pizza in the morning.
laughsome stage
  08/14/13
you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.
laughsome stage
  08/14/13
lol
Pearl famous landscape painting
  08/14/13
When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of...
Galvanic Stage Twinkling Uncleanness
  08/14/13
Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignit...
Bespoke volcanic crater pistol
  08/14/13
thank you for showing me kindness :)
Passionate fishy set
  08/14/13
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laughsome stage
  08/14/13
(not bloodacre)
startling reading party
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smoky boiling water
  03/31/18
When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred ho...
Galvanic Stage Twinkling Uncleanness
  08/14/13
*orders a BBP*
Bespoke volcanic crater pistol
  08/14/13
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spectacular zombie-like toaster
  01/23/14
When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it'...
Galvanic Stage Twinkling Uncleanness
  08/14/13
i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to ...
Passionate fishy set
  08/14/13
If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4...
Galvanic Stage Twinkling Uncleanness
  08/14/13
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laughsome stage
  08/14/13
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Odious location
  09/11/13
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Odious location
  02/16/23
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Mauve titillating field
  02/16/23
The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a...
Galvanic Stage Twinkling Uncleanness
  08/14/13
i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime
Passionate fishy set
  08/14/13
It's wrong to attack a pizza.
laughsome stage
  08/14/13
my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u ...
Passionate fishy set
  08/14/13
If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch a...
laughsome stage
  08/14/13
is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while
painfully honest church ape
  08/14/13
LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the...
irradiated coiffed candlestick maker incel
  08/14/13
there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are ...
Passionate fishy set
  08/14/13
To be fair, Do you want me to fight some of these niggers...
Charismatic point degenerate
  08/14/13
you always come through for me when no one else does ty and ...
Passionate fishy set
  08/14/13
To be fair, k
Charismatic point degenerate
  08/14/13
ty, whitest knight <3
Passionate fishy set
  08/14/13
TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white...
Puce school cafeteria digit ratio
  08/14/13
TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"
Arousing ivory associate
  08/14/13
Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all et...
trip really tough guy
  06/11/25
Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by me...
laughsome stage
  08/14/13
yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to mak...
Passionate fishy set
  08/14/13
That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the t...
irradiated coiffed candlestick maker incel
  08/14/13
you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier
painfully honest church ape
  08/14/13
that was just me on my other account
Passionate fishy set
  08/14/13
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Honey-headed Yapping Round Eye Coldplay Fan
  08/14/13
You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill ...
irradiated coiffed candlestick maker incel
  08/14/13
ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet...
Passionate fishy set
  08/14/13
go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female...
irradiated coiffed candlestick maker incel
  08/14/13
i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there....
Passionate fishy set
  08/14/13
you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low c...
irradiated coiffed candlestick maker incel
  08/14/13
do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no...
Passionate fishy set
  08/14/13
Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ...
irradiated coiffed candlestick maker incel
  08/14/13
well i think i could date a guy who was not really very succ...
Passionate fishy set
  08/14/13
Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty o...
irradiated coiffed candlestick maker incel
  08/14/13
i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one....
Passionate fishy set
  08/14/13
Go for it then, Godspeed
irradiated coiffed candlestick maker incel
  08/14/13
ty for the advice friend
Passionate fishy set
  08/14/13
"95th percentile body" LINK?
Histrionic cruise ship
  08/14/13
i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on...
Passionate fishy set
  08/14/13
*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you ho...
Histrionic cruise ship
  08/14/13
whatever
Passionate fishy set
  08/14/13
Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I...
Curious impressive jew
  08/14/13
A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.
laughsome stage
  08/14/13
It's ok to pick on a pizza.
Bespoke volcanic crater pistol
  08/14/13
It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pic...
Galvanic Stage Twinkling Uncleanness
  08/14/13
When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not t...
Galvanic Stage Twinkling Uncleanness
  08/14/13
lol
blathering pink national jap
  08/14/13
If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it ...
Galvanic Stage Twinkling Uncleanness
  08/14/13
180
Puce school cafeteria digit ratio
  08/14/13
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diverse quadroon stock car
  08/14/13
It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.
Bespoke volcanic crater pistol
  08/14/13
If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your p...
Galvanic Stage Twinkling Uncleanness
  08/14/13
If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly ...
Galvanic Stage Twinkling Uncleanness
  08/14/13
When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'doug...
sepia appetizing place of business theater stage
  08/14/13
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sepia appetizing place of business theater stage
  08/14/13
When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automaticall...
Galvanic Stage Twinkling Uncleanness
  08/14/13
When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, i...
Galvanic Stage Twinkling Uncleanness
  08/14/13
this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe...
Passionate fishy set
  08/14/13
Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks...
Puce school cafeteria digit ratio
  08/14/13
a pretty shitty contribution
Passionate fishy set
  08/14/13
to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box
Puce school cafeteria digit ratio
  08/14/13
lol tyft
Histrionic cruise ship
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers
Histrionic cruise ship
  08/14/13
it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy...
Passionate fishy set
  08/14/13
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fear-inspiring big parlor fanboi
  08/14/13
you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno
blathering pink national jap
  08/14/13
One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage...
alcoholic deep personal credit line
  08/14/13
i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them
Bronze doctorate
  08/14/13
The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom
Puce school cafeteria digit ratio
  08/14/13
did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a d...
Passionate fishy set
  08/14/13
I see potential for a lengthy pun story here
Puce school cafeteria digit ratio
  08/14/13
Fungi. Fungi.
laughsome stage
  08/14/13
sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know w...
Passionate fishy set
  08/14/13
while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three sl...
Puce school cafeteria digit ratio
  08/14/13
165
razzmatazz parlour
  08/15/13
When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being ...
Galvanic Stage Twinkling Uncleanness
  08/14/13
lmao
Histrionic cruise ship
  08/14/13
...
Honey-headed Yapping Round Eye Coldplay Fan
  08/14/13
You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.
Massive step-uncle's house
  08/14/13
this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. t...
Passionate fishy set
  08/14/13
A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.
Nofapping Stirring Home
  08/14/13
When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't off...
Galvanic Stage Twinkling Uncleanness
  08/14/13
When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.
Galvanic Stage Twinkling Uncleanness
  08/14/13
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sepia appetizing place of business theater stage
  08/14/13
my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand t...
Passionate fishy set
  08/14/13
Pics?
henna buck-toothed filthpig
  08/14/13
link?
Black crackhouse
  08/17/13
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adventurous lay
  08/14/13
After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots...
mind-boggling toilet seat
  08/14/13
People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and ro...
confused faggot firefighter
  08/14/13
A pizza's crust is normal.
laughsome stage
  08/14/13
A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped...
contagious wild weed whacker corner
  08/14/13
ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas...
Passionate fishy set
  08/14/13
lisa rowe can't be topped!
filthy pocket flask
  08/14/13
i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you...
Passionate fishy set
  08/14/13
a pizza can feed a family of four.
filthy pocket flask
  08/14/13
not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and the...
Passionate fishy set
  08/14/13
ps the dad was bloodacre
filthy pocket flask
  08/14/13
you know how bad i want that irl
Passionate fishy set
  08/14/13
One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and T...
Cracking Medicated Legend Hall
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.
filthy pocket flask
  08/14/13
Pizza tastes good
Swashbuckling locus
  08/14/13
Underrated
razzmatazz parlour
  08/15/13
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Violent Pit
  01/23/14
After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box a...
Cracking Medicated Legend Hall
  08/14/13
Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from...
Swashbuckling locus
  08/14/13
LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.
Heady stead
  08/14/13
late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece o...
laughsome stage
  08/14/13
Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good
supple misunderstood sandwich native
  08/14/13
lol
Godawful pale bawdyhouse goyim
  08/14/13
Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDl...
supple misunderstood sandwich native
  08/14/13
yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post
Godawful pale bawdyhouse goyim
  08/14/13
~h8-->1luv
supple misunderstood sandwich native
  08/14/13
You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop bec...
Cracking Medicated Legend Hall
  08/14/13
i can only eat pizza a few times per day.
Comical Bonkers Public Bath
  08/14/13
(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the...
painfully honest church ape
  08/14/13
when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the...
Exciting canary laser beams
  08/14/13
180
obsidian know-it-all mexican spot
  08/14/13
lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters
Godawful pale bawdyhouse goyim
  08/14/13
pizza doesn't cut itself
beta aromatic garrison depressive
  08/14/13
/thread. instant classic
Godawful pale bawdyhouse goyim
  08/14/13
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Disturbing concupiscible faggotry
  08/14/13
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exhilarant cuck
  08/14/13
180
filthy pocket flask
  08/14/13
...
Swashbuckling locus
  08/15/13
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contagious wild weed whacker corner
  08/17/13
...
180 haunting nursing home
  09/11/13
Lmao
lascivious yellow whorehouse headpube
  06/07/17
...
motley carnelian factory reset button
  08/12/25
you wash your hands before touching the pizza.
Insecure fragrant tank area
  08/14/13
Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when y...
Disturbing concupiscible faggotry
  08/14/13
my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa ...
talented sex offender
  08/14/13
lol
filthy pocket flask
  08/14/13
...
crimson idea he suggested
  08/15/13
When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a min...
frozen tantric therapy state
  08/14/13
180
Gold Center
  08/14/13
I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out ...
awkward vibrant rigpig blood rage
  08/14/13
A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser wit...
snowy affirmative action
  08/17/13
poignant
Cerebral Orchestra Pit Halford
  08/17/13
Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged
Mentally impaired senate sneaky criminal
  08/17/13
...
Disturbing concupiscible faggotry
  09/11/13
A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone'...
180 haunting nursing home
  09/11/13
one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the ins...
Odious location
  09/11/13
The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today
Heady stead
  09/11/13
wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's
charcoal excitant den feces
  12/28/13
A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
Sienna Hairraiser Mad-dog Skullcap
  12/28/13
...
Opaque regret
  01/09/14
IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHIN...
slimy multi-colored indian lodge
  01/23/14
Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.
Fiercely-loyal menage
  03/10/14
a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.
floppy indigo cuckoldry
  03/10/14
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Electric Orange Temple
  05/12/15
jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not ev...
startling reading party
  05/12/15
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Razzle-dazzle alcoholic theater
  01/19/16
...
beta aromatic garrison depressive
  10/25/17
...
Black crackhouse
  11/29/15
...
Black crackhouse
  12/23/15
...
Electric Orange Temple
  01/05/16
...
Black crackhouse
  03/13/16
I want pizza
vigorous goal in life
  06/07/17
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Razzle-dazzle alcoholic theater
  09/22/17
...
Galvanic Stage Twinkling Uncleanness
  03/31/18
What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast? I see she w...
frisky gas station love of her life
  07/18/18
it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.
Soul-stirring vengeful university generalized bond
  07/18/18
(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)
frisky gas station love of her life
  07/18/18
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Mauve titillating field
  04/30/19
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Black crackhouse
  06/21/20
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Black crackhouse
  06/23/20
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high-end thriller theatre roast beef
  07/11/20
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Mauve titillating field
  12/16/21
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Mauve titillating field
  03/22/22


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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: Galvanic Stage Twinkling Uncleanness



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: adventurous lay

tell me

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: Galvanic Stage Twinkling Uncleanness

After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops the pizza off at your house in exchange for $15, it will not try to rifle through your medicine cabinet.

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: Histrionic cruise ship

lol tyft

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:12 PM
Author: Territorial Fortuitous Meteor

This is like 180 gold with no recognition.

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:19 PM
Author: charcoal excitant den feces

Today, it is recognized as gold my brother.

180

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:40 AM
Author: Electric Orange Temple

fucking lol

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:41 AM
Author: startled chocolate heaven



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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: boyish emerald ticket booth double fault

so underrated

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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: Violent Pit



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:13 PM
Author: Underhanded Saffron Locale Elastic Band



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:11 AM
Author: Hateful half-breed



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:11 AM
Author: razzle gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#36451110)



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Date: December 16th, 2021 4:35 PM
Author: Puce school cafeteria digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#43620987)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: Angry effete casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#45943077)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: vermilion resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#48436917)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: Ruby Gunner Address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49005046)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: motley carnelian factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49179088)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: stimulating flushed stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49179095)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 6:37 AM
Author: Ruby Gunner Address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49580373)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: Vivacious Institution Corn Cake

it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836081)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: topaz beady-eyed puppy business firm

When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep covered in cum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836082)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: adventurous lay

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#27872800)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:26 PM
Author: Black crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#48436916)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: vermilion resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#48436918)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: Vivacious Institution Corn Cake

a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836085)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: Racy twisted organic girlfriend hell

Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836088)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:53 AM
Author: Histrionic cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836099)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: Galvanic Stage Twinkling Uncleanness

When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a nearly fatal amount of gonorrhoea bacteria.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836103)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: Charismatic point degenerate

To be fair,

(Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836236)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:56 AM
Author: Galvanic Stage Twinkling Uncleanness

When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into cardiac arrest due to violent withdrawal symptoms.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836108)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:57 AM
Author: Galvanic Stage Twinkling Uncleanness

When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform you that it is $35 extra per guy and $50 for anyone who takes pictures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836113)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:59 AM
Author: Galvanic Stage Twinkling Uncleanness

When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can sleep on your couch for a few nights and borrow $70 to get its cell phone reactivated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836121)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:03 AM
Author: Passionate fishy set

weird blob of shit from another dimension

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836142)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: adventurous lay

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836195)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: Puce school cafeteria digit ratio

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836415)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: chrome disrespectful brunch

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836446)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:53 AM
Author: dashing iridescent house

took a few attempts but 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23837007)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: Godawful pale bawdyhouse goyim

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23837358)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 PM
Author: beta aromatic garrison depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23838721)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: Violent Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#25165720)



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Date: March 24th, 2021 2:43 PM
Author: Mauve titillating field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#42157979)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: Angry effete casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#45943078)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: motley carnelian factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49179090)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:07 AM
Author: Bespoke volcanic crater pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836155)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: Histrionic cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: Bespoke volcanic crater pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:09 AM
Author: Galvanic Stage Twinkling Uncleanness

The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout drunk, just a little high.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836162)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:10 AM
Author: topaz beady-eyed puppy business firm

Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836166)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:11 AM
Author: Bespoke volcanic crater pistol

I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836169)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: Passionate fishy set

best of thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836179)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: laughsome stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836194)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: vermilion resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#48436921)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:28 PM
Author: vermilion resort

Criminally underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#48436925)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:12 AM
Author: Galvanic Stage Twinkling Uncleanness

If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying and tell you about its family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836176)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: Histrionic cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: Galvanic Stage Twinkling Uncleanness

If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passingly resemble its picture when it shows up at your door.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836180)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: Histrionic cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836362)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:14 AM
Author: Galvanic Stage Twinkling Uncleanness

At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incredibly hot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836183)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: Histrionic cruise ship

(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get laid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836364)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: Passionate fishy set

pizzas have an expiration date

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836184)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: marvelous mediation

after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836187)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:16 AM
Author: topaz beady-eyed puppy business firm

Pizzas are not whores.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836188)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:17 AM
Author: Garnet Sanctuary Deer Antler

A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead of around the ankle and mandated by the state.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836189)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:23 AM
Author: adventurous lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836203)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:50 AM
Author: blathering pink national jap

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23837697)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:04 PM
Author: Silver death wish abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23838037)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:04 PM
Author: beta aromatic garrison depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23846455)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:07 AM
Author: Galvanic Stage Twinkling Uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23857525)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:35 PM
Author: Electric Orange Temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#29635464)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:14 PM
Author: Underhanded Saffron Locale Elastic Band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#35731944)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:18 AM
Author: Garnet Sanctuary Deer Antler

The white box LR is kept in is padded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836190)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: laughsome stage

you want more pizza in the morning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836193)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: laughsome stage

you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836197)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:35 AM
Author: Pearl famous landscape painting

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23837616)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: Galvanic Stage Twinkling Uncleanness

When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of instinctively double-checking that they still have their wallets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836199)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: Bespoke volcanic crater pistol

Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignity despite their flaws.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836200)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:26 AM
Author: Passionate fishy set

thank you for showing me kindness :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836206)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: laughsome stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836231)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:40 PM
Author: startling reading party

(not bloodacre)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23842193)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:06 PM
Author: smoky boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#35731905)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:25 AM
Author: Galvanic Stage Twinkling Uncleanness

When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred hours trying to convince an internet forum that it's a size 4.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836205)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: Bespoke volcanic crater pistol

*orders a BBP*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836212)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:48 PM
Author: spectacular zombie-like toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#24884254)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: Galvanic Stage Twinkling Uncleanness

When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it's not because it was there trying to score ketamine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:28 AM
Author: Passionate fishy set

i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to invite me to one of their crazy parties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836219)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:29 AM
Author: Galvanic Stage Twinkling Uncleanness

If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4:00 a.m. to slash your tires.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: laughsome stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836228)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:34 AM
Author: Odious location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#24031386)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:54 PM
Author: Odious location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#45943056)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:55 PM
Author: Mauve titillating field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#45943063)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Galvanic Stage Twinkling Uncleanness

The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a mesomorph.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836226)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Passionate fishy set

i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836230)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: laughsome stage

It's wrong to attack a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836227)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: Passionate fishy set

my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u guys could tone it down since i have company tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836232)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:33 AM
Author: laughsome stage

If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836243)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: painfully honest church ape

is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836246)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: irradiated coiffed candlestick maker incel

LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the year. I could easily see a stand-up comic working many of these into a routine about an ex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836235)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: Passionate fishy set

there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are stupid and seem to just be mean spirited. i have been leaving here feeling dejected a lot lately, even my irl friends have noticed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836248)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: Charismatic point degenerate

To be fair,

Do you want me to fight some of these niggers on your behalf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836251)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: Passionate fishy set

you always come through for me when no one else does ty and yes, i would like that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836270)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: Charismatic point degenerate

To be fair,

k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836281)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: Passionate fishy set

ty, whitest knight <3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836408)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: Puce school cafeteria digit ratio

TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white knighter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836424)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:11 AM
Author: Arousing ivory associate

TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23837041)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: trip really tough guy

Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all eternity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49005049)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: laughsome stage

Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by mean spirited misanthropes? Just throwing that out there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836253)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:39 AM
Author: Passionate fishy set

yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to make new friends here ive noticed or maybe it just seems that way to me lately...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836264)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: irradiated coiffed candlestick maker incel

That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836271)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: painfully honest church ape

you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836272)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:47 AM
Author: Passionate fishy set

that was just me on my other account

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: Honey-headed Yapping Round Eye Coldplay Fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23837356)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: irradiated coiffed candlestick maker incel

You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill chick. You should try going out in areas you normally don't to meet people. Stay away from LR xoxo threads for awhile. You'll be happier.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836269)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:49 AM
Author: Passionate fishy set

ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet new people, but i dont really go places either. i go out to get food and except for the people i pass on the sidewalk, my social circle never seems to grow much :( i wish a new and interesting person would appear in my life, a new friend or maybe even something more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836290)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:52 AM
Author: irradiated coiffed candlestick maker incel

go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female friend. 100% chance you get hit on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836294)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:55 AM
Author: Passionate fishy set

i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there. i dont really enjoy doing it and i also dont really enjoy being hit on and i dont think men really enjoy having to do that either, do they? what are your thoughts on internet dating?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836304)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:01 AM
Author: irradiated coiffed candlestick maker incel

you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low cut, tight dress, but at an upscale lounge. describe domestic, CGWBT interests and hobbies. you will have good looking rich doods buying you dinners left and right.

go to nice bars and lounges you haven't been to even if you don't enjoy it at first. doods worth talking to enjoy hitting on women, and you will meet some solid doods this way even if it's uncomfortable for you initially.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836327)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:04 AM
Author: Passionate fishy set

do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no spring chicken anymore. i hope guys will still be interested in me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836338)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:08 AM
Author: irradiated coiffed candlestick maker incel

Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ago than you are now. but especially with your body, you will still have sex appeal for a decade. xoxo is also correct, however, that you will have less sex appeal each passing year. now is the time to take control of your romantic life and put yourself out there among successful doods. you'll find one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836349)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 AM
Author: Passionate fishy set

well i think i could date a guy who was not really very successful at all if he was a nice person and he cared about me and who i am on the inside. there is not a lot of things that i want to buy but i would like my children to go to a nice school and things like that. is it very important that he be successful? what sort of problems might i run into if he was not like that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836365)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: irradiated coiffed candlestick maker incel

Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty of nice people out there who would care about you but also make a respectable living. You'll eventually become unhappy around a starving artist type.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836410)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:29 AM
Author: Passionate fishy set

i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one. i don't think they'd really want to date me anyway. but once i went out with a guy who felt like he was a failure and he said he was going to hang out in the art scene so that he didn't appear to be a loser at first glance, even though he wasn't any kind of artist. i think that's what he ended up doing but i don't think he's much happier than before.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836435)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: irradiated coiffed candlestick maker incel

Go for it then, Godspeed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836450)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:40 AM
Author: Passionate fishy set

ty for the advice friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836458)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: Histrionic cruise ship

"95th percentile body"

LINK?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836370)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:16 AM
Author: Passionate fishy set

i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on fire, at least that's what literally everybody tells me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836381)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: Histrionic cruise ship

*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you hot*

Oh what hot shit on fire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836390)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: Passionate fishy set

whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836411)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:07 PM
Author: Curious impressive jew

Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I've read about you on here, I just assumed you were a landbeast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23837750)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: laughsome stage

A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836245)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: Bespoke volcanic crater pistol

It's ok to pick on a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836255)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:38 AM
Author: Galvanic Stage Twinkling Uncleanness

It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pick up a pizza.

Men are routinely happy about deciding to pick up a pizza.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836261)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:37 AM
Author: Galvanic Stage Twinkling Uncleanness

When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not there to perform court-ordered community service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836259)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 PM
Author: blathering pink national jap

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23838842)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: Galvanic Stage Twinkling Uncleanness

If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it doesn't scream back "YOU THINK I HAVEN'T BEEN THIS LOW BEFORE MOTHERFUCKER" and violently kick the walls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836267)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: Puce school cafeteria digit ratio

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836312)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:54 AM
Author: diverse quadroon stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23837140)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:44 AM
Author: Bespoke volcanic crater pistol

It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836275)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: Galvanic Stage Twinkling Uncleanness

If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your pizza right then, you don't need to promise you love it and give it a bump of crystal before you can have it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836279)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:48 AM
Author: Galvanic Stage Twinkling Uncleanness

If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly encouraged and decide to apply to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836287)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 AM
Author: sepia appetizing place of business theater stage

When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'dough mound' and you don't reply 'just so you know'.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836296)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: sepia appetizing place of business theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836359)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: Galvanic Stage Twinkling Uncleanness

When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automatically earmarked for pills.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836314)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: Galvanic Stage Twinkling Uncleanness

When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, it does not start excitedly texting everyone that it thinks it has a boyfriend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836321)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: Passionate fishy set

this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe jk thats rude you faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836334)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: Puce school cafeteria digit ratio

Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks in a pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836324)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: Passionate fishy set

a pretty shitty contribution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836335)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: Puce school cafeteria digit ratio

to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836380)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: Histrionic cruise ship

lol tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836385)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: Histrionic cruise ship

a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836360)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: Passionate fishy set

it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836369)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:31 AM
Author: fear-inspiring big parlor fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23837284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 PM
Author: blathering pink national jap

you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23838854)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: alcoholic deep personal credit line

One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage. The other is pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836378)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: Bronze doctorate

i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836383)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: Puce school cafeteria digit ratio

The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: Passionate fishy set

did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a date? he said hey, what's the matter? im a fungus!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836392)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:21 AM
Author: Puce school cafeteria digit ratio

I see potential for a lengthy pun story here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836397)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:52 AM
Author: laughsome stage

Fungi. Fungi.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23837002)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:02 AM
Author: Passionate fishy set

sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know what? sometimes i feel like you dont even try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23837168)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:20 AM
Author: Puce school cafeteria digit ratio

while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three slices of pizza to start feeling ill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836394)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:33 AM
Author: razzmatazz parlour

165

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23843016)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: Galvanic Stage Twinkling Uncleanness

When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being escorted out for violating a restraining order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836416)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: Histrionic cruise ship

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836427)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:55 AM
Author: Honey-headed Yapping Round Eye Coldplay Fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23837403)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:32 AM
Author: Massive step-uncle's house

You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836441)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: Passionate fishy set

this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. ty for posting it :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836453)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: Nofapping Stirring Home

A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836449)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: Galvanic Stage Twinkling Uncleanness

When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't offer him 25 adderalls if he will drive it all the way to Fresno where the Pizza's friend lives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836454)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:41 AM
Author: Galvanic Stage Twinkling Uncleanness

When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836460)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:42 AM
Author: sepia appetizing place of business theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836463)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:51 AM
Author: Passionate fishy set

my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand these memes since she knows what im like irl and im actually pretty classy and dont do most of the stuff itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836486)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: henna buck-toothed filthpig

Pics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23837116)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:32 AM
Author: Black crackhouse

link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23857556)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:55 AM
Author: adventurous lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836492)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:46 AM
Author: mind-boggling toilet seat

After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836472)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:54 AM
Author: confused faggot firefighter

People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and round?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23837009)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:56 AM
Author: laughsome stage

A pizza's crust is normal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23837011)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:45 AM
Author: contagious wild weed whacker corner

A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped with a tomato sauce, cheese and various other assorted toppings.

Lisa Rowe on the other hand is an ugly cunt whore degenerate bitch of a woman who spends her life on a racist misogynistic message board.

The two are quite different, I assure you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23837125)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:47 AM
Author: Passionate fishy set

ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas all at the same time but really its just any old wednesday, also known as hump day lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23837127)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: filthy pocket flask

lisa rowe can't be topped!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23837130)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:50 AM
Author: Passionate fishy set

i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you know what i mean (fucking) im jk. my friend is sitting here with me irl and im just kind of showing off for her. she thinks xo is a little bit fun and she is thinking of posting herself some time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23837134)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:51 AM
Author: filthy pocket flask

a pizza can feed a family of four.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23837136)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:59 AM
Author: Passionate fishy set

not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and there are other variables here that make this unlikely a lot of the time but i dont want to argue about it anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23837157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:00 AM
Author: filthy pocket flask

ps the dad was bloodacre

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23837159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:01 AM
Author: Passionate fishy set

you know how bad i want that irl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23837164)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: Cracking Medicated Legend Hall

One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and Twist).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23837131)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:57 AM
Author: filthy pocket flask

a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23837151)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:11 AM
Author: Swashbuckling locus

Pizza tastes good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23837210)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:34 AM
Author: razzmatazz parlour

Underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23843020)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:41 PM
Author: Violent Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#24884222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:12 AM
Author: Cracking Medicated Legend Hall

After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box and is unceremoniously driven to its final destination. You eat the other one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23837214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:13 AM
Author: Swashbuckling locus

Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from you to pay for the abortion, just to scam some cash from you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23837218)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: Heady stead

LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23837317)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: laughsome stage

late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece of pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23837318)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:38 AM
Author: supple misunderstood sandwich native

Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23837332)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:45 AM
Author: Godawful pale bawdyhouse goyim

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23837361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:51 AM
Author: supple misunderstood sandwich native

Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDlnDX0Y&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DMcDgDlnDX0Y

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23837387)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:03 AM
Author: Godawful pale bawdyhouse goyim

yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23837422)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:12 AM
Author: supple misunderstood sandwich native

~h8-->1luv

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23837459)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:52 AM
Author: Cracking Medicated Legend Hall

You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop because it tastes so good. The crust on the pizza is just plain gross

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23837388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:06 AM
Author: Comical Bonkers Public Bath

i can only eat pizza a few times per day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23837429)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:13 PM
Author: painfully honest church ape

(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23838096)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:37 AM
Author: Exciting canary laser beams

when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the car until you've finished w it to give it a ride home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23837623)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:41 PM
Author: obsidian know-it-all mexican spot

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23842202)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:38 AM
Author: Godawful pale bawdyhouse goyim

lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23837628)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:44 AM
Author: beta aromatic garrison depressive

pizza doesn't cut itself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23837664)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:45 AM
Author: Godawful pale bawdyhouse goyim

/thread. instant classic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23837667)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:55 PM
Author: Disturbing concupiscible faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23837971)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:01 PM
Author: exhilarant cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23838016)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: filthy pocket flask

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23840389)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 9:29 AM
Author: Swashbuckling locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23844315)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:10 AM
Author: contagious wild weed whacker corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23857531)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:07 PM
Author: 180 haunting nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#24034071)



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:38 PM
Author: lascivious yellow whorehouse headpube

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#33497607)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: motley carnelian factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49179093)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:01 PM
Author: Insecure fragrant tank area

you wash your hands before touching the pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23837735)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:06 PM
Author: Disturbing concupiscible faggotry

Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when you're fucked up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23838059)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:11 PM
Author: talented sex offender

my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa rowe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23838084)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: filthy pocket flask

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23840387)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: crimson idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23846473)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:48 PM
Author: frozen tantric therapy state

When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a minute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23838290)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 7:03 PM
Author: Gold Center

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23840413)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 PM
Author: awkward vibrant rigpig blood rage

I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out in deliberate long thrusts, eyes locked in the intensity of passion as I try to time myself, watching for cues as to the plateau of pleasure to achieve simultaneously as frames writhe and intertwine and moans and gasps and breaths escape from our need bodies... with a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23838305)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:23 AM
Author: snowy affirmative action

A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser with a meth problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23857544)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: Cerebral Orchestra Pit Halford

poignant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23857679)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 10:08 AM
Author: Mentally impaired senate sneaky criminal

Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23857732)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:05 AM
Author: Disturbing concupiscible faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#24031228)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:22 AM
Author: 180 haunting nursing home

A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone's had a piece.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#24031313)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:40 AM
Author: Odious location

one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the inside, and the other is a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#24031422)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:16 PM
Author: Heady stead

The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#24034114)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: charcoal excitant den feces

wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#24727533)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: Sienna Hairraiser Mad-dog Skullcap

A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#24727608)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 5:18 PM
Author: Opaque regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#24804817)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:43 PM
Author: slimy multi-colored indian lodge

IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHINE TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN. IF LISA ROWE GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT A BIG BLACK MACHINE IN IT TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#24884233)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:33 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal menage

Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#25165762)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:35 PM
Author: floppy indigo cuckoldry

a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#25165774)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: Electric Orange Temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#27872794)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:42 AM
Author: startling reading party

jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not even going to bother bumping them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#27872821)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 11:09 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle alcoholic theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#29635776)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: beta aromatic garrison depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#34526716)



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Date: November 29th, 2015 10:42 PM
Author: Black crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#29274889)



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 10:22 PM
Author: Black crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#29443707)



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Date: January 5th, 2016 12:58 AM
Author: Electric Orange Temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#29523743)



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Date: March 13th, 2016 7:47 AM
Author: Black crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#30045225)



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author: vigorous goal in life

I want pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#33497638)



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Date: September 22nd, 2017 8:14 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle alcoholic theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#34272404)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 2:53 PM
Author: Galvanic Stage Twinkling Uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#35731864)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:16 AM
Author: frisky gas station love of her life

What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast?

I see she was outed quite a bit in 2010-2012. NOT COOL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#36451142)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:25 AM
Author: Soul-stirring vengeful university generalized bond

it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#36451208)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:17 AM
Author: frisky gas station love of her life

(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#36451150)



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Date: April 30th, 2019 3:51 PM
Author: Mauve titillating field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#38165888)



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Date: June 21st, 2020 7:19 PM
Author: Black crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#40468295)



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Date: June 23rd, 2020 9:49 PM
Author: Black crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#40482943)



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Date: July 11th, 2020 3:12 AM
Author: high-end thriller theatre roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#40585370)



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Date: December 16th, 2021 4:34 PM
Author: Mauve titillating field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#43620983)



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 5:40 PM
Author: Mauve titillating field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#44198924)