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What is the difference between Lisa Rowe and a pizza?

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silver pocket flask nursing home
  08/14/13
tell me
Aromatic lake trust fund
  08/14/13
After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops th...
silver pocket flask nursing home
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lol tyft
passionate messiness
  08/14/13
This is like 180 gold with no recognition.
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  12/28/13
Today, it is recognized as gold my brother. 180
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it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza
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  08/14/13
When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep cover...
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  08/14/13
lmao
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a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12
exciting aggressive step-uncle's house
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth
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When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a ne...
silver pocket flask nursing home
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To be fair, (Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)
lemon theatre
  08/14/13
When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into c...
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When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform ...
silver pocket flask nursing home
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When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can...
silver pocket flask nursing home
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weird blob of shit from another dimension
beta impressive patrolman
  08/14/13
rofl
Aromatic lake trust fund
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180
Ruddy chapel ceo
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rofl
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took a few attempts but 180
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The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout ...
silver pocket flask nursing home
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Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them
Vigorous chartreuse business firm
  08/14/13
I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.
multi-colored tanning salon dingle berry
  08/14/13
best of thread
beta impressive patrolman
  08/14/13
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Exhilarant Charcoal Kitty Cat
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Tripping Wrinkle
  12/11/24
Criminally underrated
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  12/11/24
If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying...
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  08/14/13
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passionate messiness
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If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passing...
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At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incr...
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(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get ...
passionate messiness
  08/14/13
pizzas have an expiration date
beta impressive patrolman
  08/14/13
after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands
Opaque arousing plaza ape
  08/14/13
Pizzas are not whores.
Vigorous chartreuse business firm
  08/14/13
A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead o...
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Aromatic lake trust fund
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180
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laughsome brindle windowlicker
  03/31/18
The white box LR is kept in is padded.
Pink dilemma juggernaut
  08/14/13
you want more pizza in the morning.
Exhilarant Charcoal Kitty Cat
  08/14/13
you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.
Exhilarant Charcoal Kitty Cat
  08/14/13
lol
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When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of...
silver pocket flask nursing home
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Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignit...
multi-colored tanning salon dingle berry
  08/14/13
thank you for showing me kindness :)
beta impressive patrolman
  08/14/13
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Exhilarant Charcoal Kitty Cat
  08/14/13
(not bloodacre)
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Dun Locale
  03/31/18
When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred ho...
silver pocket flask nursing home
  08/14/13
*orders a BBP*
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When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it'...
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i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to ...
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If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4...
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The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a...
silver pocket flask nursing home
  08/14/13
i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime
beta impressive patrolman
  08/14/13
It's wrong to attack a pizza.
Exhilarant Charcoal Kitty Cat
  08/14/13
my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u ...
beta impressive patrolman
  08/14/13
If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch a...
Exhilarant Charcoal Kitty Cat
  08/14/13
is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while
angry rigor persian
  08/14/13
LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the...
salmon kitchen
  08/14/13
there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are ...
beta impressive patrolman
  08/14/13
To be fair, Do you want me to fight some of these niggers...
lemon theatre
  08/14/13
you always come through for me when no one else does ty and ...
beta impressive patrolman
  08/14/13
To be fair, k
lemon theatre
  08/14/13
ty, whitest knight <3
beta impressive patrolman
  08/14/13
TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white...
Ruddy chapel ceo
  08/14/13
TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"
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  08/14/13
Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all et...
Infuriating home striped hyena
  06/11/25
Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by me...
Exhilarant Charcoal Kitty Cat
  08/14/13
yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to mak...
beta impressive patrolman
  08/14/13
That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the t...
salmon kitchen
  08/14/13
you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier
angry rigor persian
  08/14/13
that was just me on my other account
beta impressive patrolman
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Disgusting Amber Idea He Suggested
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You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill ...
salmon kitchen
  08/14/13
ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet...
beta impressive patrolman
  08/14/13
go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female...
salmon kitchen
  08/14/13
i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there....
beta impressive patrolman
  08/14/13
you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low c...
salmon kitchen
  08/14/13
do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no...
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Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ...
salmon kitchen
  08/14/13
well i think i could date a guy who was not really very succ...
beta impressive patrolman
  08/14/13
Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty o...
salmon kitchen
  08/14/13
i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one....
beta impressive patrolman
  08/14/13
Go for it then, Godspeed
salmon kitchen
  08/14/13
ty for the advice friend
beta impressive patrolman
  08/14/13
"95th percentile body" LINK?
passionate messiness
  08/14/13
i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on...
beta impressive patrolman
  08/14/13
*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you ho...
passionate messiness
  08/14/13
whatever
beta impressive patrolman
  08/14/13
Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I...
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A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.
Exhilarant Charcoal Kitty Cat
  08/14/13
It's ok to pick on a pizza.
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It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pic...
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When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not t...
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If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it ...
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180
Ruddy chapel ceo
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Magenta filthy son of senegal
  08/14/13
It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.
multi-colored tanning salon dingle berry
  08/14/13
If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your p...
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If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly ...
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When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'doug...
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Maize Swollen Organic Girlfriend
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When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automaticall...
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When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, i...
silver pocket flask nursing home
  08/14/13
this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe...
beta impressive patrolman
  08/14/13
Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks...
Ruddy chapel ceo
  08/14/13
a pretty shitty contribution
beta impressive patrolman
  08/14/13
to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box
Ruddy chapel ceo
  08/14/13
lol tyft
passionate messiness
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers
passionate messiness
  08/14/13
it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy...
beta impressive patrolman
  08/14/13
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talented crackhouse corn cake
  08/14/13
you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno
Dark Thirsty Gunner Parlour
  08/14/13
One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage...
Pungent National Security Agency
  08/14/13
i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them
Ebony Bawdyhouse
  08/14/13
The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom
Ruddy chapel ceo
  08/14/13
did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a d...
beta impressive patrolman
  08/14/13
I see potential for a lengthy pun story here
Ruddy chapel ceo
  08/14/13
Fungi. Fungi.
Exhilarant Charcoal Kitty Cat
  08/14/13
sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know w...
beta impressive patrolman
  08/14/13
while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three sl...
Ruddy chapel ceo
  08/14/13
165
green disturbing public bath ratface
  08/15/13
When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being ...
silver pocket flask nursing home
  08/14/13
lmao
passionate messiness
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Disgusting Amber Idea He Suggested
  08/14/13
You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.
Pale racy gas station
  08/14/13
this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. t...
beta impressive patrolman
  08/14/13
A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.
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  08/14/13
When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't off...
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  08/14/13
When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.
silver pocket flask nursing home
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Maize Swollen Organic Girlfriend
  08/14/13
my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand t...
beta impressive patrolman
  08/14/13
Pics?
khaki soggy regret
  08/14/13
link?
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  08/14/13
After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots...
Garnet vivacious immigrant multi-billionaire
  08/14/13
People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and ro...
costumed supple death wish
  08/14/13
A pizza's crust is normal.
Exhilarant Charcoal Kitty Cat
  08/14/13
A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped...
vibrant onyx trailer park kitty
  08/14/13
ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas...
beta impressive patrolman
  08/14/13
lisa rowe can't be topped!
sapphire drunken mother
  08/14/13
i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you...
beta impressive patrolman
  08/14/13
a pizza can feed a family of four.
sapphire drunken mother
  08/14/13
not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and the...
beta impressive patrolman
  08/14/13
ps the dad was bloodacre
sapphire drunken mother
  08/14/13
you know how bad i want that irl
beta impressive patrolman
  08/14/13
One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and T...
stirring mental disorder
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.
sapphire drunken mother
  08/14/13
Pizza tastes good
Massive glittery parlor
  08/14/13
Underrated
green disturbing public bath ratface
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  01/23/14
After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box a...
stirring mental disorder
  08/14/13
Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from...
Massive glittery parlor
  08/14/13
LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.
Low-t Apoplectic Telephone
  08/14/13
late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece o...
Exhilarant Charcoal Kitty Cat
  08/14/13
Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good
electric lavender fanboi address
  08/14/13
lol
brilliant theater stage
  08/14/13
Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDl...
electric lavender fanboi address
  08/14/13
yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post
brilliant theater stage
  08/14/13
~h8-->1luv
electric lavender fanboi address
  08/14/13
You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop bec...
stirring mental disorder
  08/14/13
i can only eat pizza a few times per day.
Dashing meetinghouse
  08/14/13
(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the...
angry rigor persian
  08/14/13
when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the...
Brass Whorehouse
  08/14/13
180
Charismatic psychic
  08/14/13
lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters
brilliant theater stage
  08/14/13
pizza doesn't cut itself
Deranged Marvelous University
  08/14/13
/thread. instant classic
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180
sapphire drunken mother
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Massive glittery parlor
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  09/11/13
Lmao
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  06/07/17
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adventurous dull heaven new version
  08/12/25
you wash your hands before touching the pizza.
crimson big love of her life market
  08/14/13
Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when y...
Bistre Appetizing Associate Nibblets
  08/14/13
my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa ...
Galvanic garrison idiot
  08/14/13
lol
sapphire drunken mother
  08/14/13
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  08/15/13
When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a min...
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  08/14/13
180
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  08/14/13
I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out ...
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  08/14/13
A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser wit...
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  08/17/13
poignant
Embarrassed to the bone razzle state digit ratio
  08/17/13
Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged
Cerebral Indecent Karate Brunch
  08/17/13
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Bistre Appetizing Associate Nibblets
  09/11/13
A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone'...
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  09/11/13
one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the ins...
Nudist native goyim
  09/11/13
The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today
Low-t Apoplectic Telephone
  09/11/13
wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's
aphrodisiac prole stage
  12/28/13
A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
concupiscible half-breed
  12/28/13
...
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  01/09/14
IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHIN...
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  01/23/14
Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.
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  03/10/14
a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.
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  03/10/14
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  05/12/15
jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not ev...
180 site blood rage
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Deranged Marvelous University
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idiotic heady resort
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idiotic heady resort
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useless hospital genital piercing
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idiotic heady resort
  03/13/16
I want pizza
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  06/07/17
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chrome outnumbered codepig area
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silver pocket flask nursing home
  03/31/18
What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast? I see she w...
curious indigo mediation coffee pot
  07/18/18
it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.
Hairraiser Scourge Upon The Earth Stock Car
  07/18/18
(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)
curious indigo mediation coffee pot
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mauve bateful knife senate
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idiotic heady resort
  06/21/20
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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: silver pocket flask nursing home



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: Aromatic lake trust fund

tell me

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: silver pocket flask nursing home

After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops the pizza off at your house in exchange for $15, it will not try to rifle through your medicine cabinet.

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: passionate messiness

lol tyft

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:12 PM
Author: up-to-no-good potus

This is like 180 gold with no recognition.

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:19 PM
Author: aphrodisiac prole stage

Today, it is recognized as gold my brother.

180

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:40 AM
Author: useless hospital genital piercing

fucking lol

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:41 AM
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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: Fishy Field

so underrated

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Date: December 16th, 2021 4:35 PM
Author: Ruddy chapel ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#43620987)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: Sadistic medicated chad cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#45943077)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: Tripping Wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#48436917)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: talking frum volcanic crater range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49005046)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: adventurous dull heaven new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49179088)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: Ultramarine Cracking Box Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49179095)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 6:37 AM
Author: talking frum volcanic crater range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49580373)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: exciting aggressive step-uncle's house

it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836081)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: Vigorous chartreuse business firm

When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep covered in cum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836082)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: Aromatic lake trust fund

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#27872800)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:26 PM
Author: idiotic heady resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#48436916)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: Tripping Wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#48436918)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:29 PM
Author: UN peacekeeper



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49982196)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: exciting aggressive step-uncle's house

a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836085)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: fuchsia jew

Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836088)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:53 AM
Author: passionate messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836099)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: silver pocket flask nursing home

When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a nearly fatal amount of gonorrhoea bacteria.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836103)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: lemon theatre

To be fair,

(Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836236)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:56 AM
Author: silver pocket flask nursing home

When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into cardiac arrest due to violent withdrawal symptoms.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836108)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:57 AM
Author: silver pocket flask nursing home

When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform you that it is $35 extra per guy and $50 for anyone who takes pictures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836113)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:59 AM
Author: silver pocket flask nursing home

When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can sleep on your couch for a few nights and borrow $70 to get its cell phone reactivated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836121)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:03 AM
Author: beta impressive patrolman

weird blob of shit from another dimension

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836142)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: Aromatic lake trust fund

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836195)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: Ruddy chapel ceo

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836415)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: excitant honey-headed laser beams

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836446)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:53 AM
Author: motley iridescent abode headpube

took a few attempts but 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23837007)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: brilliant theater stage

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23837358)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 PM
Author: Deranged Marvelous University



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23838721)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: Snowy fragrant voyeur station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#25165720)



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Date: March 24th, 2021 2:43 PM
Author: mauve bateful knife senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#42157979)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: Sadistic medicated chad cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#45943078)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: adventurous dull heaven new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49179090)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:07 AM
Author: multi-colored tanning salon dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836155)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: passionate messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: multi-colored tanning salon dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:09 AM
Author: silver pocket flask nursing home

The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout drunk, just a little high.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836162)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:10 AM
Author: Vigorous chartreuse business firm

Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836166)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:11 AM
Author: multi-colored tanning salon dingle berry

I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836169)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: beta impressive patrolman

best of thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836179)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: Exhilarant Charcoal Kitty Cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836194)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: Tripping Wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#48436921)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:28 PM
Author: Tripping Wrinkle

Criminally underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#48436925)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:12 AM
Author: silver pocket flask nursing home

If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying and tell you about its family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836176)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: passionate messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: silver pocket flask nursing home

If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passingly resemble its picture when it shows up at your door.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836180)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: passionate messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836362)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:14 AM
Author: silver pocket flask nursing home

At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incredibly hot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836183)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: passionate messiness

(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get laid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836364)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: beta impressive patrolman

pizzas have an expiration date

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836184)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: Opaque arousing plaza ape

after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836187)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:16 AM
Author: Vigorous chartreuse business firm

Pizzas are not whores.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836188)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:17 AM
Author: Pink dilemma juggernaut

A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead of around the ankle and mandated by the state.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836189)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:23 AM
Author: Aromatic lake trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836203)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:50 AM
Author: Dark Thirsty Gunner Parlour

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23837697)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:04 PM
Author: provocative carnelian space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23838037)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:04 PM
Author: Deranged Marvelous University



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23846455)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:07 AM
Author: silver pocket flask nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23857525)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:35 PM
Author: useless hospital genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#29635464)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:14 PM
Author: laughsome brindle windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#35731944)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:18 AM
Author: Pink dilemma juggernaut

The white box LR is kept in is padded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836190)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: Exhilarant Charcoal Kitty Cat

you want more pizza in the morning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836193)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: Exhilarant Charcoal Kitty Cat

you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836197)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:35 AM
Author: navy comical institution

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23837616)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: silver pocket flask nursing home

When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of instinctively double-checking that they still have their wallets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836199)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: multi-colored tanning salon dingle berry

Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignity despite their flaws.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836200)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:26 AM
Author: beta impressive patrolman

thank you for showing me kindness :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836206)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Exhilarant Charcoal Kitty Cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836231)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:40 PM
Author: 180 site blood rage

(not bloodacre)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23842193)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:06 PM
Author: Dun Locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#35731905)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:25 AM
Author: silver pocket flask nursing home

When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred hours trying to convince an internet forum that it's a size 4.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836205)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: multi-colored tanning salon dingle berry

*orders a BBP*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836212)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:48 PM
Author: gay national hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#24884254)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: silver pocket flask nursing home

When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it's not because it was there trying to score ketamine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:28 AM
Author: beta impressive patrolman

i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to invite me to one of their crazy parties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836219)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:29 AM
Author: silver pocket flask nursing home

If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4:00 a.m. to slash your tires.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Exhilarant Charcoal Kitty Cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836228)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:34 AM
Author: Nudist native goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#24031386)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:54 PM
Author: Nudist native goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#45943056)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:55 PM
Author: mauve bateful knife senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#45943063)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: silver pocket flask nursing home

The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a mesomorph.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836226)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: beta impressive patrolman

i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836230)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Exhilarant Charcoal Kitty Cat

It's wrong to attack a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836227)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: beta impressive patrolman

my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u guys could tone it down since i have company tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836232)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:33 AM
Author: Exhilarant Charcoal Kitty Cat

If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836243)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: angry rigor persian

is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836246)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: salmon kitchen

LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the year. I could easily see a stand-up comic working many of these into a routine about an ex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836235)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: beta impressive patrolman

there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are stupid and seem to just be mean spirited. i have been leaving here feeling dejected a lot lately, even my irl friends have noticed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836248)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: lemon theatre

To be fair,

Do you want me to fight some of these niggers on your behalf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836251)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: beta impressive patrolman

you always come through for me when no one else does ty and yes, i would like that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836270)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: lemon theatre

To be fair,

k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836281)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: beta impressive patrolman

ty, whitest knight <3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836408)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: Ruddy chapel ceo

TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white knighter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836424)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:11 AM
Author: violent mind-boggling useless brakes

TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23837041)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: Infuriating home striped hyena

Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all eternity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49005049)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: Exhilarant Charcoal Kitty Cat

Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by mean spirited misanthropes? Just throwing that out there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836253)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:39 AM
Author: beta impressive patrolman

yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to make new friends here ive noticed or maybe it just seems that way to me lately...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836264)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: salmon kitchen

That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836271)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: angry rigor persian

you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836272)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:47 AM
Author: beta impressive patrolman

that was just me on my other account

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: Disgusting Amber Idea He Suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23837356)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: salmon kitchen

You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill chick. You should try going out in areas you normally don't to meet people. Stay away from LR xoxo threads for awhile. You'll be happier.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836269)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:49 AM
Author: beta impressive patrolman

ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet new people, but i dont really go places either. i go out to get food and except for the people i pass on the sidewalk, my social circle never seems to grow much :( i wish a new and interesting person would appear in my life, a new friend or maybe even something more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836290)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:52 AM
Author: salmon kitchen

go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female friend. 100% chance you get hit on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836294)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:55 AM
Author: beta impressive patrolman

i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there. i dont really enjoy doing it and i also dont really enjoy being hit on and i dont think men really enjoy having to do that either, do they? what are your thoughts on internet dating?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836304)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:01 AM
Author: salmon kitchen

you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low cut, tight dress, but at an upscale lounge. describe domestic, CGWBT interests and hobbies. you will have good looking rich doods buying you dinners left and right.

go to nice bars and lounges you haven't been to even if you don't enjoy it at first. doods worth talking to enjoy hitting on women, and you will meet some solid doods this way even if it's uncomfortable for you initially.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836327)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:04 AM
Author: beta impressive patrolman

do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no spring chicken anymore. i hope guys will still be interested in me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836338)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:08 AM
Author: salmon kitchen

Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ago than you are now. but especially with your body, you will still have sex appeal for a decade. xoxo is also correct, however, that you will have less sex appeal each passing year. now is the time to take control of your romantic life and put yourself out there among successful doods. you'll find one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836349)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 AM
Author: beta impressive patrolman

well i think i could date a guy who was not really very successful at all if he was a nice person and he cared about me and who i am on the inside. there is not a lot of things that i want to buy but i would like my children to go to a nice school and things like that. is it very important that he be successful? what sort of problems might i run into if he was not like that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836365)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: salmon kitchen

Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty of nice people out there who would care about you but also make a respectable living. You'll eventually become unhappy around a starving artist type.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836410)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:29 AM
Author: beta impressive patrolman

i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one. i don't think they'd really want to date me anyway. but once i went out with a guy who felt like he was a failure and he said he was going to hang out in the art scene so that he didn't appear to be a loser at first glance, even though he wasn't any kind of artist. i think that's what he ended up doing but i don't think he's much happier than before.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836435)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: salmon kitchen

Go for it then, Godspeed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836450)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:40 AM
Author: beta impressive patrolman

ty for the advice friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836458)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: passionate messiness

"95th percentile body"

LINK?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836370)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:16 AM
Author: beta impressive patrolman

i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on fire, at least that's what literally everybody tells me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836381)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: passionate messiness

*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you hot*

Oh what hot shit on fire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836390)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: beta impressive patrolman

whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836411)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:07 PM
Author: effete lascivious sanctuary cumskin

Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I've read about you on here, I just assumed you were a landbeast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23837750)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: Exhilarant Charcoal Kitty Cat

A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836245)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: multi-colored tanning salon dingle berry

It's ok to pick on a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836255)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:38 AM
Author: silver pocket flask nursing home

It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pick up a pizza.

Men are routinely happy about deciding to pick up a pizza.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836261)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:37 AM
Author: silver pocket flask nursing home

When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not there to perform court-ordered community service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836259)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 PM
Author: Dark Thirsty Gunner Parlour

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23838842)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: silver pocket flask nursing home

If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it doesn't scream back "YOU THINK I HAVEN'T BEEN THIS LOW BEFORE MOTHERFUCKER" and violently kick the walls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836267)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: Ruddy chapel ceo

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836312)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:54 AM
Author: Magenta filthy son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23837140)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:44 AM
Author: multi-colored tanning salon dingle berry

It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836275)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: silver pocket flask nursing home

If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your pizza right then, you don't need to promise you love it and give it a bump of crystal before you can have it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836279)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:48 AM
Author: silver pocket flask nursing home

If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly encouraged and decide to apply to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836287)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 AM
Author: Maize Swollen Organic Girlfriend

When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'dough mound' and you don't reply 'just so you know'.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836296)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: Maize Swollen Organic Girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836359)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: silver pocket flask nursing home

When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automatically earmarked for pills.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836314)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: silver pocket flask nursing home

When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, it does not start excitedly texting everyone that it thinks it has a boyfriend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836321)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: beta impressive patrolman

this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe jk thats rude you faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836334)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: Ruddy chapel ceo

Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks in a pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836324)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: beta impressive patrolman

a pretty shitty contribution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836335)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: Ruddy chapel ceo

to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836380)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: passionate messiness

lol tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836385)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: passionate messiness

a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836360)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: beta impressive patrolman

it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836369)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:31 AM
Author: talented crackhouse corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23837284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 PM
Author: Dark Thirsty Gunner Parlour

you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23838854)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: Pungent National Security Agency

One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage. The other is pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836378)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: Ebony Bawdyhouse

i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836383)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: Ruddy chapel ceo

The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: beta impressive patrolman

did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a date? he said hey, what's the matter? im a fungus!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836392)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:21 AM
Author: Ruddy chapel ceo

I see potential for a lengthy pun story here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836397)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:52 AM
Author: Exhilarant Charcoal Kitty Cat

Fungi. Fungi.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23837002)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:02 AM
Author: beta impressive patrolman

sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know what? sometimes i feel like you dont even try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23837168)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:20 AM
Author: Ruddy chapel ceo

while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three slices of pizza to start feeling ill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836394)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:33 AM
Author: green disturbing public bath ratface

165

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23843016)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: silver pocket flask nursing home

When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being escorted out for violating a restraining order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836416)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: passionate messiness

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836427)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:55 AM
Author: Disgusting Amber Idea He Suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23837403)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:32 AM
Author: Pale racy gas station

You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836441)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: beta impressive patrolman

this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. ty for posting it :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836453)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: submissive buff selfie really tough guy

A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836449)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: silver pocket flask nursing home

When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't offer him 25 adderalls if he will drive it all the way to Fresno where the Pizza's friend lives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836454)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:41 AM
Author: silver pocket flask nursing home

When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836460)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:42 AM
Author: Maize Swollen Organic Girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836463)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:51 AM
Author: beta impressive patrolman

my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand these memes since she knows what im like irl and im actually pretty classy and dont do most of the stuff itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836486)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: khaki soggy regret

Pics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23837116)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:32 AM
Author: idiotic heady resort

link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23857556)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:55 AM
Author: Aromatic lake trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836492)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:46 AM
Author: Garnet vivacious immigrant multi-billionaire

After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836472)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:54 AM
Author: costumed supple death wish

People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and round?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23837009)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:56 AM
Author: Exhilarant Charcoal Kitty Cat

A pizza's crust is normal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23837011)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:45 AM
Author: vibrant onyx trailer park kitty

A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped with a tomato sauce, cheese and various other assorted toppings.

Lisa Rowe on the other hand is an ugly cunt whore degenerate bitch of a woman who spends her life on a racist misogynistic message board.

The two are quite different, I assure you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23837125)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:47 AM
Author: beta impressive patrolman

ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas all at the same time but really its just any old wednesday, also known as hump day lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23837127)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: sapphire drunken mother

lisa rowe can't be topped!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23837130)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:50 AM
Author: beta impressive patrolman

i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you know what i mean (fucking) im jk. my friend is sitting here with me irl and im just kind of showing off for her. she thinks xo is a little bit fun and she is thinking of posting herself some time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23837134)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:51 AM
Author: sapphire drunken mother

a pizza can feed a family of four.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23837136)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:59 AM
Author: beta impressive patrolman

not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and there are other variables here that make this unlikely a lot of the time but i dont want to argue about it anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23837157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:00 AM
Author: sapphire drunken mother

ps the dad was bloodacre

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23837159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:01 AM
Author: beta impressive patrolman

you know how bad i want that irl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23837164)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: stirring mental disorder

One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and Twist).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23837131)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:57 AM
Author: sapphire drunken mother

a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23837151)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:11 AM
Author: Massive glittery parlor

Pizza tastes good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23837210)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:34 AM
Author: green disturbing public bath ratface

Underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23843020)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:41 PM
Author: Snowy fragrant voyeur station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#24884222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:12 AM
Author: stirring mental disorder

After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box and is unceremoniously driven to its final destination. You eat the other one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23837214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:13 AM
Author: Massive glittery parlor

Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from you to pay for the abortion, just to scam some cash from you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23837218)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: Low-t Apoplectic Telephone

LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23837317)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: Exhilarant Charcoal Kitty Cat

late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece of pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23837318)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:38 AM
Author: electric lavender fanboi address

Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23837332)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:45 AM
Author: brilliant theater stage

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23837361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:51 AM
Author: electric lavender fanboi address

Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDlnDX0Y&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DMcDgDlnDX0Y

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23837387)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:03 AM
Author: brilliant theater stage

yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23837422)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:12 AM
Author: electric lavender fanboi address

~h8-->1luv

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23837459)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:52 AM
Author: stirring mental disorder

You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop because it tastes so good. The crust on the pizza is just plain gross

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23837388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:06 AM
Author: Dashing meetinghouse

i can only eat pizza a few times per day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23837429)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:13 PM
Author: angry rigor persian

(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23838096)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:37 AM
Author: Brass Whorehouse

when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the car until you've finished w it to give it a ride home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23837623)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:41 PM
Author: Charismatic psychic

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23842202)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:38 AM
Author: brilliant theater stage

lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23837628)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:44 AM
Author: Deranged Marvelous University

pizza doesn't cut itself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23837664)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:45 AM
Author: brilliant theater stage

/thread. instant classic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23837667)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:55 PM
Author: Bistre Appetizing Associate Nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23837971)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:01 PM
Author: Wonderful puce gay wizard alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23838016)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: sapphire drunken mother

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23840389)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 9:29 AM
Author: Massive glittery parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23844315)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:10 AM
Author: vibrant onyx trailer park kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23857531)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:07 PM
Author: flatulent spruce stag film electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#24034071)



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:38 PM
Author: Sticky light library depressive

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#33497607)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: adventurous dull heaven new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49179093)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:01 PM
Author: crimson big love of her life market

you wash your hands before touching the pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23837735)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:06 PM
Author: Bistre Appetizing Associate Nibblets

Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when you're fucked up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23838059)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:11 PM
Author: Galvanic garrison idiot

my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa rowe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23838084)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: sapphire drunken mother

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23840387)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal stage dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23846473)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:48 PM
Author: emerald razzle-dazzle den dragon

When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a minute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23838290)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 7:03 PM
Author: irradiated vengeful stead

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23840413)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 PM
Author: copper ticket booth

I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out in deliberate long thrusts, eyes locked in the intensity of passion as I try to time myself, watching for cues as to the plateau of pleasure to achieve simultaneously as frames writhe and intertwine and moans and gasps and breaths escape from our need bodies... with a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23838305)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:23 AM
Author: contagious halford school cafeteria

A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser with a meth problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23857544)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone razzle state digit ratio

poignant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23857679)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 10:08 AM
Author: Cerebral Indecent Karate Brunch

Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23857732)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:05 AM
Author: Bistre Appetizing Associate Nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#24031228)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:22 AM
Author: flatulent spruce stag film electric furnace

A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone's had a piece.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#24031313)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:40 AM
Author: Nudist native goyim

one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the inside, and the other is a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#24031422)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:16 PM
Author: Low-t Apoplectic Telephone

The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#24034114)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: aphrodisiac prole stage

wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#24727533)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: concupiscible half-breed

A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#24727608)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 5:18 PM
Author: mewling amethyst giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#24804817)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:43 PM
Author: floppy saffron coldplay fan lodge

IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHINE TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN. IF LISA ROWE GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT A BIG BLACK MACHINE IN IT TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#24884233)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:33 PM
Author: twisted azure dysfunction hall

Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#25165762)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:35 PM
Author: shaky lay

a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#25165774)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: useless hospital genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#27872794)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:42 AM
Author: 180 site blood rage

jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not even going to bother bumping them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#27872821)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 11:09 PM
Author: chrome outnumbered codepig area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#29635776)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: Deranged Marvelous University



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#34526716)



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Date: November 29th, 2015 10:42 PM
Author: idiotic heady resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#29274889)



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 10:22 PM
Author: idiotic heady resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#29443707)



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Date: January 5th, 2016 12:58 AM
Author: useless hospital genital piercing



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Date: March 13th, 2016 7:47 AM
Author: idiotic heady resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#30045225)



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author: vermilion trip pit double fault

I want pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#33497638)



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Date: September 22nd, 2017 8:14 PM
Author: chrome outnumbered codepig area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#34272404)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 2:53 PM
Author: silver pocket flask nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#35731864)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:16 AM
Author: curious indigo mediation coffee pot

What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast?

I see she was outed quite a bit in 2010-2012. NOT COOL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#36451142)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:25 AM
Author: Hairraiser Scourge Upon The Earth Stock Car

it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#36451208)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:17 AM
Author: curious indigo mediation coffee pot

(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#36451150)



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Date: April 30th, 2019 3:51 PM
Author: mauve bateful knife senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#38165888)



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Date: June 21st, 2020 7:19 PM
Author: idiotic heady resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#40468295)



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Date: June 23rd, 2020 9:49 PM
Author: idiotic heady resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#40482943)



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Date: July 11th, 2020 3:12 AM
Author: Thriller hyperventilating point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#40585370)



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Date: December 16th, 2021 4:34 PM
Author: mauve bateful knife senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#43620983)



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 5:40 PM
Author: mauve bateful knife senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#44198924)