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Sealclubber is so stupid it's actually unreal

How tf did that guy even find this message board There's ...
warrior caste (online) member
  03/15/26
He’s suggested that he’s a lawyer. There are lot...
biggest creator of Israel support on xo
  03/15/26
he probably has connections in the legal field given that he...
we are definitely claiming fraud trumpmos
  03/15/26
holy shit, zurich. going to an alt to create a crybaby threa...
sealclubber
  03/15/26
How did you even manage to become literate lol do you have o...
warrior caste (online) member
  03/15/26
Lmao at you thinking op must be me. Did you miss nearly ever...
biggest creator of Israel support on xo
  03/15/26
funny how the faggot op you has only made one appearance i...
sealclubber
  03/15/26
...
,.,.,.,.,,.,..,:,,:,,.,:,.,,.,:.,,.:.,:.,:.::,.
  03/16/26
believe it or not, and hear me out on this one, there are mu...
we are definitely claiming fraud trumpmos
  03/15/26
wahhhh wahhhh i care so much about you loser bigots. trust m...
sealclubber
  03/15/26
The poaster above is also me
biggest creator of Israel support on xo
  03/15/26
shit try, zurich. too bad you got addicted to drugs, fucke...
sealclubber
  03/16/26
even assuming that's all true, at least he's not you
we are definitely claiming fraud trumpmos
  03/16/26
I make your yearly salary in maybe two months. LJL at you, y...
biggest creator of Israel support on xo
  03/16/26
...
we are definitely claiming fraud trumpmos
  03/15/26
He's 75th percentile IQ among Jews
Jared Baumeister
  03/15/26
he's bottom 1% for jews and bottom 0.0000000001% of society ...
we are definitely claiming fraud trumpmos
  03/15/26
he's definitely a bottom
peeface
  03/15/26
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we are definitely claiming fraud trumpmos
  03/16/26
https://x.com/agallezacydl/status/2025252586295558251?s=46
biggest creator of Israel support on xo
  03/15/26
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warrior caste (online) member
  03/15/26
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we are definitely claiming fraud trumpmos
  03/16/26
Anyone have that subthread speculating that he is, in fact, ...
lex
  03/16/26
https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5471233&mc=84...
:-P
  03/16/26
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biggest creator of Israel support on xo
  03/16/26
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lex
  03/16/26
searching for sealclubber is pretty hilarious https://xox...
Buses
  03/16/26
he's aggressively stupid. the most infuriating type of stupi...
:-P
  03/16/26
He has an extremely high burst IQ
.,.,.,.,.,...,.,,.,,.....,.,..,.,,...,.,.,,...,.
  03/16/26
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biggest creator of Israel support on xo
  03/16/26
as is the case with spaceporn, i often go back and forth on ...
biggest creator of Israel support on xo
  03/16/26
his prose is really remarkable he formats poasts like thi...
:-P
  03/16/26
retard haikus, one might say. this one from ITT Mactually fl...
biggest creator of Israel support on xo
  03/16/26
he thinks faggot is such an edgy insult he uses it every...
:-P
  03/16/26
pretty sure he's called me zurich is faggot before or ...
biggest creator of Israel support on xo
  03/16/26
but you have had sexual relations with intact genetic mal...
:-P
  03/16/26
durr durrr i'm faggerattt. i'm a bigot durr durr
biggest creator of Israel support on xo
  03/16/26
durr durr you just love muslims it's retarded to kneej...
:-P
  03/16/26
You two actually do sound like huge faggots rn. Probably ...
Buses
  03/16/26
(sealclubber alt)
biggest creator of Israel support on xo
  03/16/26
i have had sex frequently with zurichs partner gar...
:-P
  03/16/26
he has shit for brains
,.,.,.,.,,.,..,:,,:,,.,:,.,,.,:.,,.:.,:.,:.::,.
  03/16/26


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Date: March 15th, 2026 7:34 PM
Author: warrior caste (online) member

How tf did that guy even find this message board

There's no way he was ever involved in law or law school right

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846059&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49746414)



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Date: March 15th, 2026 8:41 PM
Author: biggest creator of Israel support on xo ((zurich is stained))

He’s suggested that he’s a lawyer. There are lots of legit dumbfucks in shitlaw. He’s likely one of them. If he was at a decent firm or gov agency he’d have said so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846059&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49746616)



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Date: March 15th, 2026 8:42 PM
Author: we are definitely claiming fraud trumpmos (oppose israel bois)

he probably has connections in the legal field given that he looks like this: https://x.com/Agallezacydl/status/2025252586295558251

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846059&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49746623)



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Date: March 15th, 2026 7:36 PM
Author: sealclubber

holy shit, zurich. going to an alt to create a crybaby thread

you are a pathetic fuck. and a moronic bigot. great combo, loser

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846059&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49746418)



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Date: March 15th, 2026 7:38 PM
Author: warrior caste (online) member

How did you even manage to become literate lol do you have one of those weird Jewish genetic diseases from Ashkenazi inbreeding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846059&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49746421)



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Date: March 15th, 2026 8:39 PM
Author: biggest creator of Israel support on xo ((zurich is stained))

Lmao at you thinking op must be me. Did you miss nearly everyone here dubbing you are dumbest poaster for the last several years?

You’re remarkably stupid. Lean into it man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846059&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49746610)



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Date: March 15th, 2026 10:01 PM
Author: sealclubber

funny how the faggot op

you

has only made one appearance in any thread tonight

the jews own you and your loser wife

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846059&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49746883)



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Date: March 16th, 2026 10:41 AM
Author: ,.,.,.,.,,.,..,:,,:,,.,:,.,,.,:.,,.:.,:.,:.::,.




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846059&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49747793)



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Date: March 15th, 2026 8:43 PM
Author: we are definitely claiming fraud trumpmos (oppose israel bois)

believe it or not, and hear me out on this one, there are multiple people here who hate your guts you big-nosed demonic zionist piece of shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846059&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49746625)



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Date: March 15th, 2026 10:00 PM
Author: sealclubber

wahhhh wahhhh i care so much about you loser bigots. trust me, i do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846059&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49746882)



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Date: March 15th, 2026 10:32 PM
Author: biggest creator of Israel support on xo ((zurich is stained))

The poaster above is also me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846059&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49746977)



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Date: March 16th, 2026 12:04 AM
Author: sealclubber

shit try, zurich.

too bad you got addicted to drugs, fucked whores and made your wife into a pathetic bitch for taking you back. can't wait until your kids find out what a pathetic fuck their father is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846059&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49747131)



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Date: March 16th, 2026 12:08 AM
Author: we are definitely claiming fraud trumpmos (oppose israel bois)

even assuming that's all true, at least he's not you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846059&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49747137)



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Date: March 16th, 2026 8:20 AM
Author: biggest creator of Israel support on xo ((zurich is stained))

I make your yearly salary in maybe two months. LJL at you, you semi-literate kike.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846059&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49747341)



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Date: March 15th, 2026 8:37 PM
Author: we are definitely claiming fraud trumpmos (oppose israel bois)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846059&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49746596)



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Date: March 15th, 2026 8:39 PM
Author: Jared Baumeister

He's 75th percentile IQ among Jews

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846059&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49746605)



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Date: March 15th, 2026 8:44 PM
Author: we are definitely claiming fraud trumpmos (oppose israel bois)

he's bottom 1% for jews and bottom 0.0000000001% of society at large.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846059&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49746631)



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Date: March 15th, 2026 10:05 PM
Author: peeface

he's definitely a bottom



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846059&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49746895)



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Date: March 16th, 2026 12:07 AM
Author: we are definitely claiming fraud trumpmos (oppose israel bois)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846059&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49747135)



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Date: March 15th, 2026 8:50 PM
Author: biggest creator of Israel support on xo ((zurich is stained))

https://x.com/agallezacydl/status/2025252586295558251?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846059&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49746654)



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Date: March 15th, 2026 10:02 PM
Author: warrior caste (online) member



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846059&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49746889)



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Date: March 16th, 2026 12:07 AM
Author: we are definitely claiming fraud trumpmos (oppose israel bois)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846059&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49747136)



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Date: March 16th, 2026 12:35 AM
Author: lex

Anyone have that subthread speculating that he is, in fact, a seal that was clubbed?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846059&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49747160)



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Date: March 16th, 2026 8:20 AM
Author: :-P (gunneratttt)

https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5471233&mc=84&forum_id=2#47253809

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846059&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49747339)



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Date: March 16th, 2026 8:20 AM
Author: biggest creator of Israel support on xo ((zurich is stained))



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846059&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49747345)



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Date: March 16th, 2026 8:50 AM
Author: lex



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846059&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49747433)



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Date: March 16th, 2026 8:26 AM
Author: Buses

searching for sealclubber is pretty hilarious

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4824024&mc=16&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846059&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49747356)



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Date: March 16th, 2026 8:36 AM
Author: :-P (gunneratttt)

he's aggressively stupid. the most infuriating type of stupidity where someone starts calling you stupid when they get cornered.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846059&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49747395)



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Date: March 16th, 2026 8:38 AM
Author: .,.,.,.,.,...,.,,.,,.....,.,..,.,,...,.,.,,...,.


He has an extremely high burst IQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846059&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49747401)



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Date: March 16th, 2026 9:30 AM
Author: biggest creator of Israel support on xo ((zurich is stained))



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846059&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49747551)



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Date: March 16th, 2026 9:31 AM
Author: biggest creator of Israel support on xo ((zurich is stained))

as is the case with spaceporn, i often go back and forth on whether sealclubber is doing schtick or real. even though i know he must be real, it's hard to believe.

early 2000s retard national review neocon talking points, "edgy" moniker he's never changed despite being made fun of for it for years, is actually jewish, writes like a hs dropout (he called me "the biggest creator of Israel support on xo" bc of my antisemitism - that is a verbatim quote). it's really mind-boggling that someone this dimwitted, retarded and out of sync with xo made his way here. how?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846059&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49747552)



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Date: March 16th, 2026 9:49 AM
Author: :-P (gunneratttt)

his prose is really remarkable

he formats poasts like this

and uses phrases like

durr durr

he really thinks he's

super smart

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846059&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49747667)



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Date: March 16th, 2026 10:39 AM
Author: biggest creator of Israel support on xo ((zurich is stained))

retard haikus, one might say. this one from ITT Mactually flows like a jap poem a little bit:

funny how the faggot op

you

has only made one appearance in any thread tonight

the jews own you and your loser wife

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846059&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49747790)



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Date: March 16th, 2026 11:04 AM
Author: :-P (gunneratttt)

he thinks faggot is such an edgy insult

he uses it everywhere

im gunnerfaggottttt and tbf is to be faggot

durr durr

almost as edgy as his moniker

sealclubber

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846059&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49747882)



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Date: March 16th, 2026 11:05 AM
Author: biggest creator of Israel support on xo ((zurich is stained))

pretty sure he's

called me

zurich is faggot before or

zurich is gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846059&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49747891)



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Date: March 16th, 2026 11:09 AM
Author: :-P (gunneratttt)

but you have had sexual relations with

intact genetic males

so at least that insult makes

sense

durr durr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846059&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49747907)



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Date: March 16th, 2026 11:10 AM
Author: biggest creator of Israel support on xo ((zurich is stained))

durr durrr

i'm faggerattt. i'm a bigot durr durr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846059&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49747910)



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Date: March 16th, 2026 11:12 AM
Author: :-P (gunneratttt)

durr durr

you just love muslims

it's retarded to kneejerk support something because of

identity

unless it's

jews

you faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846059&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49747916)



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Date: March 16th, 2026 11:16 AM
Author: Buses

You two actually do sound like huge faggots rn.

Probably delete and retire imho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846059&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49747927)



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Date: March 16th, 2026 11:16 AM
Author: biggest creator of Israel support on xo ((zurich is stained))

(sealclubber alt)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846059&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49747932)



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Date: March 16th, 2026 11:17 AM
Author: :-P (gunneratttt)

i have had sex

frequently

with zurichs partner

gary

so this is not wholly inaccurate

durr durr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846059&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49747935)



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Date: March 16th, 2026 10:41 AM
Author: ,.,.,.,.,,.,..,:,,:,,.,:,.,,.,:.,,.:.,:.,:.::,.


he has shit for brains

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846059&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49747797)