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Date: October 20th, 2025 1:39 PM Author: soul-stirring hot genital piercing parlour She had a few friends over with their spouses, one, a lady doctor, introduced her husband and said he's a microbiologist. I said "he looks normal sized to me". Nobody laughed and we awkwardly moved on. I want to get my wife into an improv class so she can learn to sell my jokes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49361876) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 1:41 PM Author: abusive location lettuce (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49361881) |
Date: October 20th, 2025 1:41 PM Author: fiercely-loyal big-titted telephone church (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49361880) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 1:42 PM Author: Twinkling trump supporter station (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49361884) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 1:43 PM Author: disturbing set mad-dog skullcap boooo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49361890) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 1:50 PM Author: multi-colored locus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49361909) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 1:50 PM Author: umber magical wrinkle lol i like it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49361910) |
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Date: October 21st, 2025 1:04 PM Author: Lime Exciting Heaven (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49364042) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 1:59 PM Author: Pearl cruise ship that's a good joke. those people suck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49361937) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:00 PM Author: soul-stirring hot genital piercing parlour You're invited next time (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49361942) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:26 PM Author: sepia hyperactive corner CR was this dude a little, short, scrawny guy? Seems like either others felt they lacked social permission to laugh or they were autistic science dorks who don’t understand basic puns and wordplay. Very solid dad joke tier icebreaker that is a subtly vulnerable bid for people to loosen up and have fun. Not laughing is a faggy autist/self-conscious introvert move by them. You should insist that your wife owes you an anal session to make up for her betrayal. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49362005) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:30 PM Author: soul-stirring hot genital piercing parlour He was a little short, nothing egregious. 5'11 or so. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49362032) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:25 PM Author: Duck-like Headpube That’s basically like ridiculing someone in a wheelchair. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49362176) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 5:03 PM Author: Twinkling trump supporter station (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49362407) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:26 PM Author: Effete pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49362010) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:27 PM Author: fluffy stage striped hyena (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49362016) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:31 PM Author: mewling amethyst friendly grandma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49362036) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:26 PM Author: Khaki swashbuckling senate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49362009) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:32 PM Author: learning disabled slate pistol I guffawed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49362039) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:32 PM Author: mewling amethyst friendly grandma Should’ve gone with “He looks as big as a normal biologist to me!” to dumb it down for them. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49362040) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:36 PM Author: galvanic free-loading stock car It's a good joke. Get new friends. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49362052) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:46 PM Author: gold talented background story persian cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49362075) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:01 PM Author: Slap-happy Boyish Indian Lodge (except he should beat them within an inch of their respective lives when discarding them) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49362122) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:52 PM Author: umber magical wrinkle they're probably striver fags. work is all they have, so making light of it makes them uncomfortable. the expected behavior is to act "impressed" and pump each other up about your gay striver lives. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49362092) |
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Date: October 21st, 2025 1:05 PM Author: Lime Exciting Heaven People who can't lol at dad jokes suck. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49364046) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:02 PM Author: idiotic soggy chad https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMd2gB9L8So (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49362128) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:05 PM Author: clear office doctorate "He's a microbiologist."
"Well, mine has micropenis," your wife should have said, high-fiving you |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:24 PM Author: high-end national (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49362175) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:25 PM Author: Duck-like Headpube (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49362179) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:29 PM Author: soul-stirring hot genital piercing parlour I don't get it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49362188) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:28 PM Author: Shaky hairless stead You need props. As soon as she said that, you would have pulled out a giant magnifying glass and started hovering it over him. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49362185) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:29 PM Author: soul-stirring hot genital piercing parlour (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49362189) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:33 PM Author: Bateful lay degenerate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49362205) |
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Date: October 21st, 2025 1:04 PM Author: Lime Exciting Heaven (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49364045) |
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Date: October 21st, 2025 1:10 PM Author: mewling amethyst friendly grandma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49364053) |
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Date: October 21st, 2025 1:29 PM Author: charismatic amber son of senegal (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49364099) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:29 PM Author: Arrogant field "More like Jones GAY!" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49362190) |
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Date: October 21st, 2025 1:07 PM Author: Vivacious School Death Wish good joke i would've laughed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49364050) |