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Happy wife = lay the pipe

Been married a long time and best advice I can give. Women a...
Chestnut travel guidebook site
  04/18/25
sounds like Dad gave you some good advice
electric flickering twinkling uncleanness
  04/18/25
Tough lot but the alternative is always so much worse.
Razzmatazz Plum Dilemma
  04/18/25
Cr.
cruel-hearted vermilion liquid oxygen
  04/18/25
7.5 minutes of heaven tp
splenetic temple
  04/18/25
My wife definitely lays the pipe on my anus
lavender idea he suggested party of the first part
  04/18/25
anal sex is gross any way you approach it. Assholes are fill...
Chestnut travel guidebook site
  04/18/25
Put her in an auschwitz style shower room but instead of zyk...
douglas j. needles
  08/17/26
how to psyche yourself up if shes fat and only wears sweatpa...
Stirring haunted graveyard school
  04/18/25
Lay the pipe and she won’t be.
Chestnut travel guidebook site
  04/18/25
I don't think you're supposed to put the whole ballsack in t...
Lascivious den codepig
  04/18/25
It’s just gravity. Try getting laid sometime and you&r...
Chestnut travel guidebook site
  04/18/25
(ballsack dipper)
Lascivious den codepig
  04/18/25
...
Dashing Ultramarine Blood Rage Business Firm
  04/18/25
...
Commonwealth of Niflheim
  08/17/26
...
...,....,,........
  08/17/26
Okay, i lol’d
vivacious purple internal respiration
  04/18/25
all you have to do is grovel and beg and then your wife (who...
Aqua stead
  04/18/25
clearly you don’t lay the pipe
Chestnut travel guidebook site
  04/18/25
who's a good boy?!
Aqua stead
  04/18/25
yeah i can last 7.5 minutes too (xo pumo
Dashing Ultramarine Blood Rage Business Firm
  04/18/25
It’s your wife not a tinder date you spent 3 hours wit...
Chestnut travel guidebook site
  04/18/25
yea cuz in the first instance you actually have leverage ...
Aqua stead
  04/18/25
everyone who poasts here is fucked up. You seem to immediate...
Chestnut travel guidebook site
  04/18/25
if youre so desperate to give someone half your money you ca...
Aqua stead
  04/18/25
I paid her to have my kids and not Tyquan's kids. How man...
big-titted trip casino friendly grandma
  04/18/25
jfc goys
Aqua stead
  04/18/25
what? married over 15 years. i can’t full on FODIP ins...
Dashing Ultramarine Blood Rage Business Firm
  04/18/25
wtf is fodip?
Chestnut travel guidebook site
  04/18/25
Guessing "full on dick inside pussy" but would lik...
jet deranged cuckold parlour
  04/18/25
tcr guess except “in” instead of inside (shorter...
Dashing Ultramarine Blood Rage Business Firm
  04/18/25
Ty friend
jet deranged cuckold parlour
  04/18/25
...
Mamdani's Produce Aisle
  08/17/26
...
Mamdani's Produce Aisle
  08/17/26
Women don't want to have sex with their husbands iirc
swashbuckling box office
  04/18/25
they do when you properly lay the pipe. also being tall and ...
Chestnut travel guidebook site
  04/18/25
Well she knew the height and hair situation when she married...
swashbuckling box office
  04/18/25
...
jade philosopher-king persian
  04/18/25
after paying her half your $ first, dont forget that part. p...
Aqua stead
  04/18/25
In my case, she’s a sahm but her family has way more $...
Chestnut travel guidebook site
  04/18/25
...
...,....,,........
  08/17/26
Then the novelty wears off after the 5th time.
violet antidepressant drug theatre
  04/18/25
I'm disgusted and hope there are no children on this forum t...
jet deranged cuckold parlour
  04/18/25
thank for that thoughtful and considerate insight, fucking f...
Chestnut travel guidebook site
  04/19/25
did this again this morning. big shock now she is in a cheer...
Chestnut travel guidebook site
  04/22/25
this happened again this morning. wife is in a good mood. ...
Chestnut travel guidebook site
  05/05/25
I actually have this as a constant and immediate issue.
Razzmatazz Plum Dilemma
  05/05/25
wife is in a good mood again. Odd case.
Chestnut travel guidebook site
  05/06/25
confirmed twice this weekend that this clearly works. got t...
dried up stinky dick licker
  08/17/26
...
Mamdani's Produce Aisle
  08/17/26
op is cucumbers cosplaying as a "straight family man&qu...
El Pene
  08/17/26
ur dumb
dried up stinky dick licker
  08/17/26
(ballsack dipper)
El Pene
  08/17/26
idk wtf that even means
dried up stinky dick licker
  08/17/26
it's not very hard to figure out
El Pene
  08/17/26
like nuts in pussy? that sounds unpleasant
dried up stinky dick licker
  08/17/26
I agree, your wife seems happy after I lay the pipe. Advice ...
OYT was Right All Along
  08/17/26
I assumed you were gay? who the fuck buys a house in rural ...
dried up stinky dick licker
  08/17/26
What can I say, I'm a trailblazer (incidentally that's what ...
OYT was Right All Along
  08/17/26
...
Richard Ames
  08/17/26
women refuse to have sex with their husbands ime
screen memories
  08/17/26
You just aren’t hitting it right
dried up stinky dick licker
  08/17/26
i'm not hitting it at all
screen memories
  08/17/26
7.5 minutes of wife sex at a time is craaaaazy
A Principled Inferior Asian Slut
  08/17/26
it's for her benefit. good to be polite like that.
dried up stinky dick licker
  08/17/26


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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:02 AM
Author: Chestnut travel guidebook site

Been married a long time and best advice I can give. Women are women and want to be treated as such. Nothing better than having her sigh and groan while taking her panties off then 7.5 minutes later your balls are soaked because she came so much and then she smiles all day and makes you French toast and shit like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#48859961)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: electric flickering twinkling uncleanness

sounds like Dad gave you some good advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#48860191)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:19 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Plum Dilemma

Tough lot but the alternative is always so much worse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#48859990)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:25 AM
Author: cruel-hearted vermilion liquid oxygen

Cr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#48860004)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:43 AM
Author: splenetic temple

7.5 minutes of heaven tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#48860023)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:48 AM
Author: lavender idea he suggested party of the first part

My wife definitely lays the pipe on my anus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#48860030)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: Chestnut travel guidebook site

anal sex is gross any way you approach it. Assholes are filled with shit no matter what you do to mask this fact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#48860097)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:07 AM
Author: douglas j. needles

Put her in an auschwitz style shower room but instead of zyklon b it’s poo-pourri coming out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#50072855)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:25 AM
Author: Stirring haunted graveyard school

how to psyche yourself up if shes fat and only wears sweatpants? discuss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#48860105)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:34 AM
Author: Chestnut travel guidebook site

Lay the pipe and she won’t be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#48860121)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:26 AM
Author: Lascivious den codepig

I don't think you're supposed to put the whole ballsack in there man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#48860108)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:33 AM
Author: Chestnut travel guidebook site

It’s just gravity. Try getting laid sometime and you’ll figure out the nuances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#48860119)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: Lascivious den codepig

(ballsack dipper)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#48860339)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: Dashing Ultramarine Blood Rage Business Firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#48860341)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: Commonwealth of Niflheim (Prestige Feuds)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#50073551)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:46 PM
Author: ...,....,,........



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#50073530)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 7:12 PM
Author: vivacious purple internal respiration

Okay, i lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#48861494)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:37 AM
Author: Aqua stead

all you have to do is grovel and beg and then your wife (who you paid 50% of your net worth to for regular sex) may fuck you once in awhile! (for 7.5 minutes)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#48860127)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:40 AM
Author: Chestnut travel guidebook site

clearly you don’t lay the pipe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#48860134)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:42 AM
Author: Aqua stead

who's a good boy?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#48860146)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:46 AM
Author: Dashing Ultramarine Blood Rage Business Firm

yeah i can last 7.5 minutes too (xo pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#48860157)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:08 AM
Author: Chestnut travel guidebook site

It’s your wife not a tinder date you spent 3 hours with at some stupid restaurant just to get her to come back to your place. Clearly you aren’t married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#48860210)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:11 AM
Author: Aqua stead

yea cuz in the first instance you actually have leverage

in yours, you gave up all of yours and didn't even get rights to sex. this is clear because you ran to reddautoadmit to brag about having sex with your old wife that you pay every expense for

some guys need to be castrated the sex market is broken

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#48860223)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:14 AM
Author: Chestnut travel guidebook site

everyone who poasts here is fucked up. You seem to immediately gravitate to financial shit. Reminding your wife how you make more money than her won’t make her spend less or treat you better. Fucking her until she’s dick drunk will. I’m just giving advice itt. Another point would be don’t marry a chick you don’t want to fuck and if your a fag just embrace it but try to be normal and not the full blown queerbag stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#48860231)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:21 AM
Author: Aqua stead

if youre so desperate to give someone half your money you can give it to me, ill fuck you 7.5 minutes/year too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#48860245)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: big-titted trip casino friendly grandma

I paid her to have my kids and not Tyquan's kids.

How many kids will you bear for me if I pay you instead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#48860267)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: Aqua stead

jfc goys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#48860298)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: Dashing Ultramarine Blood Rage Business Firm

what? married over 15 years. i can’t full on FODIP inside wife’s vageen for more than like 2 minutes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#48860305)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: Chestnut travel guidebook site

wtf is fodip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#48861252)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:32 PM
Author: jet deranged cuckold parlour

Guessing "full on dick inside pussy" but would like to know too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#48861428)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: Dashing Ultramarine Blood Rage Business Firm

tcr guess except “in” instead of inside (shorter)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#48861446)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: jet deranged cuckold parlour

Ty friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#48861675)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: Mamdani's Produce Aisle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#50072795)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:17 AM
Author: Mamdani's Produce Aisle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#50072794)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:54 AM
Author: swashbuckling box office

Women don't want to have sex with their husbands iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#48860371)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: Chestnut travel guidebook site

they do when you properly lay the pipe. also being tall and having Hair on your head helps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#48861256)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:23 PM
Author: swashbuckling box office

Well she knew the height and hair situation when she married me, so that's on her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#48861266)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:38 PM
Author: jade philosopher-king persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#48861440)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Aqua stead

after paying her half your $ first, dont forget that part. pay to play!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#48861279)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Chestnut travel guidebook site

In my case, she’s a sahm but her family has way more $ than mine. It’s not exactly a big concern.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#48861490)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:46 PM
Author: ...,....,,........



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#50073532)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: violet antidepressant drug theatre

Then the novelty wears off after the 5th time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#48860598)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: jet deranged cuckold parlour

I'm disgusted and hope there are no children on this forum to read this utter obscenity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#48861672)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 8:11 AM
Author: Chestnut travel guidebook site

thank for that thoughtful and considerate insight, fucking fuckface tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#48862424)



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Date: April 22nd, 2025 12:21 PM
Author: Chestnut travel guidebook site

did this again this morning. big shock now she is in a cheerful mood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#48870753)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 12:37 PM
Author: Chestnut travel guidebook site

this happened again this morning. wife is in a good mood. my dick and balls were very wet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#48905361)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Plum Dilemma

I actually have this as a constant and immediate issue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#48905689)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: Chestnut travel guidebook site

wife is in a good mood again. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#48908012)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:15 AM
Author: dried up stinky dick licker

confirmed twice this weekend that this clearly works. got to play golf then hang out at the CC bar and have an omelet and drink beers at an inappropriately early time yesterday. shot 76.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#50072789)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: Mamdani's Produce Aisle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#50072796)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: El Pene (🧐)

op is cucumbers cosplaying as a "straight family man"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#50072797)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:34 AM
Author: dried up stinky dick licker

ur dumb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#50072815)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:37 AM
Author: El Pene (🧐)

(ballsack dipper)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#50072816)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:47 AM
Author: dried up stinky dick licker

idk wtf that even means

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#50072830)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:02 AM
Author: El Pene (🧐)

it's not very hard to figure out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#50072849)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:45 AM
Author: dried up stinky dick licker

like nuts in pussy? that sounds unpleasant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#50073046)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:02 AM
Author: OYT was Right All Along ( )

I agree, your wife seems happy after I lay the pipe. Advice checks out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#50072848)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:03 AM
Author: dried up stinky dick licker

I assumed you were gay? who the fuck buys a house in rural Connecticut as a single guy otherwise?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#50072851)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:10 AM
Author: OYT was Right All Along ( )

What can I say, I'm a trailblazer (incidentally that's what she said too).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#50072861)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:50 AM
Author: Richard Ames



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#50073061)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:55 AM
Author: screen memories

women refuse to have sex with their husbands ime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#50073079)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:50 PM
Author: dried up stinky dick licker

You just aren’t hitting it right

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#50073545)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 3:42 PM
Author: screen memories

i'm not hitting it at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#50073862)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:55 PM
Author: A Principled Inferior Asian Slut

7.5 minutes of wife sex at a time is craaaaazy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#50073562)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 2:17 PM
Author: dried up stinky dick licker

it's for her benefit. good to be polite like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#50073656)