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I got married today, faggots (jcm)

I had to give up my decade-long crush on mpa, but will poast...
bjork
  01/18/26
180 Congrats to you and the lucky fella. Wishing you ...
Tenterhooks
  01/18/26
Ty bb
bjork
  01/18/26
what were the combined age and weight of the bride and groom
,.,.,:,,:,..,:::,...,:,.,.:...:.,:.::
  01/18/26
I'm 44 & groom is 46 I'm fat & he is definitely n...
bjork
  01/18/26
based
,.,.,:,,:,..,:::,...,:,.,.:...:.,:.::
  01/18/26
...
bjork
  01/18/26
...
Marshall W. Waller
  01/18/26
He's black, isn't he?
Tenterhooks
  01/18/26
This is possibly the most retarded poast in the history of x...
bjork
  01/18/26
It better not be gunnerattt
stock market
  01/18/26
My husband?!?!? ...... *deep breath* AHHHHHH..........
bjork
  01/18/26
this is unnecessarily dismissive m'lady
gunneratttt gives free BJs to brocolli haired zoom
  01/18/26
i have no response that is not wildly racist or mortally ins...
bjork
  01/18/26
you could have had an empire of motels and all the saris a w...
gunneratttt gives free BJs to brocolli haired zoom
  01/18/26
three days ago i ate lamb vindaloo and thought of you. fo...
bjork
  01/18/26
and then married some cumskin anyway >:(
gunneratttt gives free BJs to brocolli haired zoom
  01/18/26
Some cumskin...
bjork
  01/18/26
you all look the same to me
gunneratttt gives free BJs to brocolli haired zoom
  01/18/26
...
Tenterhooks
  01/18/26
...
Tenterhooks
  01/18/26
For those who are wondering, my husband is 1000000x aware of...
bjork
  01/18/26
180 I have a bunch of accounts if he wants one.
Tenterhooks
  01/18/26
...
bjork
  01/18/26
Which posters have you talked to him about?
.,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,...,:::,.,.,:,.,.:.:.,:.::.,.
  01/18/26
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ponytail
  01/18/26
...
Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband
  01/18/26
...
bjork
  01/18/26
...
bjork
  01/18/26
Why did you vote against me in MPM?
Mister Yak
  01/18/26
I have no idea who you are, but the fact that you posted thi...
bjork
  01/18/26
Furk you. nswer the question. You said you vote for Bbooooom...
Mister Yak
  01/18/26
You sound like the biggest asshole imaginable
bjork
  01/18/26
?
Mister Yak
  01/18/26
(fag)
bjork
  01/18/26
Niggermonkey
Mister Yak
  01/18/26
WOW thats super racist
bjork
  01/18/26
cr
my dog has shot fewer people than Dick Cheney
  01/18/26
Mazel tov
.,.,.,.,,,,.,,.,.,.,...,,..,,
  01/18/26
(Kike)
bjork
  01/18/26
lol, fag very happy for you, hope you two fags have a great...
Quality Learing Center alumnus
  01/18/26
💋
bjork
  01/18/26
Congrats!
The Great American Popsicle
  01/18/26
thank you <3 <3
bjork
  01/18/26
Marriage is flame. Why would you do it at this point?
fitzgerfag
  01/18/26
PF is still the oldest cat lady on xoxo!
Mister Yak
  01/18/26
Still above you. The imaginary alcoholic-wife-with-toddle...
fitzgerfag
  01/18/26
...
bjork
  01/18/26
cr
my dog has shot fewer people than Dick Cheney
  01/18/26
it's the type of mental illness you really only find on plac...
gunneratttt gives free BJs to brocolli haired zoom
  01/18/26
congrats, inspiring to know I can maek it at any age
FizzKidd
  01/18/26
I'm literally 44. I know several women who married quality m...
bjork
  01/18/26
does ur vagina still "work"? can u maek babby stil...
AZNgirl asking ICE Officer to Shoot in her Mouth
  01/18/26
TT, you are my 2nd favorite xo poaster I will answer your...
bjork
  01/18/26
but will you?
FUCK LIBS
  01/18/26
extrapolating from current trends, at 46, Stats Handsome wil...
FizzKidd
  01/18/26
...
bjork
  01/18/26
(deafening silence on whether he will become proficient in s...
gunneratttt gives free BJs to brocolli haired zoom
  01/18/26
...
Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband
  01/18/26
Congratulations. Was the groom eager to claim your maidenhea...
ruinous phenotype
  01/18/26
shut the fuck up you fucking faggot who i 1000000000000% vot...
bjork
  01/18/26
❤️
ruinous phenotype
  01/18/26
you're literally my favorite poaster of the past 2 years
bjork
  01/18/26
what's her name?
professor hojo
  01/18/26
...
Kenneth Play
  01/18/26
...
Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband
  01/18/26
...
.,.,,...,...,..,....,...,...,...
  01/18/26
Congrats
average/ordinary/typical citizen/person
  01/18/26
OP is nigger for voting for a dead poster over me in MPM
Mister Yak
  01/18/26
Try not being a terrible poster and maybe you’ll do be...
S. Kishore
  01/18/26
seriously. what a goddamn faggot.
bjork
  01/18/26
180 you made it
The Minnesota Protestor's Auto that Dripped Blood
  01/18/26
ty friend, i realize i creepily mentioned you in my OP. hope...
bjork
  01/18/26
not flame? 180^180!!! congrats!!!!
gunneratttt gives free BJs to brocolli haired zoom
  01/18/26
not flame, faggot
bjork
  01/18/26
!!!
gunneratttt gives free BJs to brocolli haired zoom
  01/18/26
i'll text you pics
bjork
  01/18/26
...
gunneratttt gives free BJs to brocolli haired zoom
  01/18/26
You're a literal Turd.
bjork
  01/18/26
Happy day for the newlyweds-- https://www.youtube.com/watch...
Brussels Sprout: Brussels,Helsinki,Stockholm,Kyiv
  01/18/26
congrats
jewhouls and goyblins
  01/18/26
wow! congratulations! how many children are you planning on ...
miltonian
  01/18/26
whats the point of marriage without kids seems totally po...
.,,..,.,.,.,.,.,.,..,,..,.,.,.
  01/18/26
When pics
S. Kishore
  01/18/26
Congrats
The Soo CR St. Barth JUGGERNAUT
  01/18/26
Ty homie, I enjoy your poasting & hoap you meet a smart,...
bjork
  01/18/26
The girl I am obsessed w that I poasted about last week retu...
The Soo CR St. Barth JUGGERNAUT
  01/18/26
Link to the thread about the object of your obsession pls &l...
bjork
  01/18/26
2nd half of this thread as it takes an unexpected turn for m...
The Soo CR St. Barth JUGGERNAUT
  01/18/26
We are both musicians. Will read thread and report back.
bjork
  01/18/26
What do you play? I DABBLE.
The Soo CR St. Barth JUGGERNAUT
  01/18/26
That’s not what an heir is you fucking airhead Date...
chewbert
  01/18/26
I clearly meant providing an heir
bjork
  01/18/26
180 congrats. Did you have a party?
dupa
  01/18/26
What if I told you I played a song, friend 🤣
bjork
  01/18/26
That’s beautiful and I would ask if I could see/hear i...
dupa
  01/18/26
GAY
computer online
  01/18/26
Your mind is about to be blown, faggot.
bjork
  01/18/26
...
dupa
  01/18/26
...
gunneratttt gives free BJs to brocolli haired zoom
  01/18/26
Congratulations
gibberish (?)
  01/18/26
Congrats! Tell us about the guy and the wedding, how'd you m...
you\'re the puppet
  01/18/26
Congrats. If both White, produce many babydoods asap.
turtledood
  01/18/26
"If both White" Sir this is AutoAdmit
computer online
  01/18/26
I'm not Brown, Im just Old.
bjork
  01/18/26
...
Matthias of Redwall Did Nothing Wrong #Cornflower
  01/18/26
I'm literally 44. But thank you.
bjork
  01/18/26
No excuses. 1488
turtledood
  01/18/26
...
weighted blanket nationalism
  01/18/26
...
FUCK LIBS
  01/18/26
180 congrats
richard clock
  01/18/26
...
lsd
  01/18/26
If not flame, big congrats, hope you guys have a long and ha...
weighted blanket nationalism
  01/18/26
Congrats my woman
Bad Boy
  01/18/26
we don't really talk on here, so you don't know me, but just...
Kenneth Play
  01/18/26
Congrats! Very happy for you, jcm, 100% not flame
lsd
  01/18/26
Good for you! I'm glad you're happy!
Nude Six Nine
  01/18/26
180, congrats !
ponytail
  01/18/26
Congrats! Please invite me to your wedding reception at Dysa...
htt
  01/18/26
This thread is now about Bjork the poaster
No Paye No Gain
  01/18/26
Congrats, friend! Who are his favorite poasters?
Metal Up Your Ass
  01/18/26
does your husband know that you're fat
norwood ultra
  01/18/26
he’s a “musician” which means he’s v...
FUCK LIBS
  01/18/26
do it stink tho?
Tenterhooks
  01/18/26
Congrats, doobs
computer online
  01/18/26
What did Darnell think of the bridal suite?
gibberish (?)
  01/18/26
180! Congrats, you maed it!
lex
  01/18/26
180, congrats!
.,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.
  01/18/26
Did any poasters attend this affair? Did any grab the mic a...
Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III
  01/18/26
whats her name? did both brides wear white?
[deleted by poaster]
  01/18/26
congratulations although I do wonder about the smell this mo...
hank_scorpio
  01/18/26
I hope this is true, Sis. You deserve it.
Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband
  01/18/26
9823748923742384723984723984723897423894324387
Matthias of Redwall Did Nothing Wrong #Cornflower
  01/18/26
I'm assuming to another women right
zesty
  01/18/26
Congratulations JCM, I'm very happy for both of you!
dirte
  01/19/26


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Date: January 18th, 2026 2:53 AM
Author: bjork

I had to give up my decade-long crush on mpa, but will poast selectively edited photos once they become available.

(Technically it was yesterday, but faggotry still stands)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49598148)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 2:56 AM
Author: Tenterhooks

180

Congrats to you and the lucky fella.

Wishing you happiness and all the best.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49598150)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:07 AM
Author: bjork

Ty bb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49598155)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:04 AM
Author: ,.,.,:,,:,..,:::,...,:,.,.:...:.,:.::


what were the combined age and weight of the bride and groom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49598153)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:06 AM
Author: bjork

I'm 44 & groom is 46

I'm fat & he is definitely not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49598154)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:15 AM
Author: ,.,.,:,,:,..,:::,...,:,.,.:...:.,:.::


based

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49598156)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:22 AM
Author: bjork



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49598159)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:48 AM
Author: Marshall W. Waller



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49598369)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:26 AM
Author: Tenterhooks

He's black, isn't he?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49598161)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:27 AM
Author: bjork

This is possibly the most retarded poast in the history of xo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49598164)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 5:04 AM
Author: stock market

It better not be gunnerattt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49598192)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 5:07 AM
Author: bjork

My husband?!?!?

......

*deep breath*

AHHHHHH.........

hahahaaaaaahahahhahahahhhhhahah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49598193)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:15 AM
Author: gunneratttt gives free BJs to brocolli haired zoom (gunneratttt)

this is unnecessarily dismissive m'lady

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49598319)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:37 AM
Author: bjork

i have no response that is not wildly racist or mortally insulting to you.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49598348)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:42 AM
Author: gunneratttt gives free BJs to brocolli haired zoom (gunneratttt)

you could have had an empire of motels and all the saris a woman could want if you just gave yourself a chance to love biryani

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49598357)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:48 AM
Author: bjork

three days ago i ate lamb vindaloo and thought of you.

for whatever thats worth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49598373)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:58 AM
Author: gunneratttt gives free BJs to brocolli haired zoom (gunneratttt)

and then married some cumskin anyway >:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49598396)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:30 AM
Author: bjork

Some cumskin...



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49598434)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 12:16 PM
Author: gunneratttt gives free BJs to brocolli haired zoom (gunneratttt)

you all look the same to me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49598624)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:38 PM
Author: Tenterhooks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49600040)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:38 PM
Author: Tenterhooks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49600038)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:20 AM
Author: bjork

For those who are wondering, my husband is 1000000x aware of this faggot website and everything that goes along w it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49598158)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:27 AM
Author: Tenterhooks

180

I have a bunch of accounts if he wants one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49598162)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:28 AM
Author: bjork



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49598165)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 2:56 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,...,:::,.,.,:,.,.:.:.,:.::.,.


Which posters have you talked to him about?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49598946)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 4:21 PM
Author: ponytail (luis)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49599158)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:30 PM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband (oppose bitchbois)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49600014)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 4:14 AM
Author: bjork



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49598173)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 4:14 AM
Author: bjork



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49598174)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 4:24 AM
Author: Mister Yak

Why did you vote against me in MPM?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49598175)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 4:46 AM
Author: bjork

I have no idea who you are, but the fact that you posted this makes me think you are a huge fucking faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49598183)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 4:53 AM
Author: Mister Yak

Furk you. nswer the question. You said you vote for Bbooooom over me even if he were ded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49598187)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 5:02 AM
Author: bjork

You sound like the biggest asshole imaginable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49598190)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 5:08 AM
Author: Mister Yak

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49598194)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 5:10 AM
Author: bjork

(fag)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49598196)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:17 AM
Author: Mister Yak

Niggermonkey

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49598322)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:39 AM
Author: bjork

WOW thats super racist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49598350)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:24 AM
Author: my dog has shot fewer people than Dick Cheney (let us rid ourselves of the fiction that low oil prices are good)

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49598329)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 4:33 AM
Author: .,.,.,.,,,,.,,.,.,.,...,,..,,


Mazel tov

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49598181)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 4:46 AM
Author: bjork

(Kike)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49598184)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 5:04 AM
Author: Quality Learing Center alumnus (✅🍑)

lol, fag

very happy for you, hope you two fags have a great life together

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49598191)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 5:15 AM
Author: bjork

💋

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49598200)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 6:34 AM
Author: The Great American Popsicle

Congrats!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49598212)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 6:47 AM
Author: bjork

thank you <3 <3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49598216)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 6:45 AM
Author: fitzgerfag

Marriage is flame. Why would you do it at this point?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49598214)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:14 AM
Author: Mister Yak

PF is still the oldest cat lady on xoxo!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49598318)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:21 AM
Author: fitzgerfag

Still above you.

The imaginary alcoholic-wife-with-toddler storyline is pure insecurity. Fake as hell. On the off chance it's real: congrats on being trapped with someone you loathe. ROTFL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49598327)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:22 AM
Author: bjork



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49598416)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:44 AM
Author: my dog has shot fewer people than Dick Cheney (let us rid ourselves of the fiction that low oil prices are good)

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49598454)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 11:44 AM
Author: gunneratttt gives free BJs to brocolli haired zoom (gunneratttt)

it's the type of mental illness you really only find on places like xo. why would someone LARP this way? it's munchausen by screen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49598564)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 7:03 AM
Author: FizzKidd (Chinese Becky)

congrats, inspiring to know I can maek it at any age

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49598219)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 7:07 AM
Author: bjork

I'm literally 44. I know several women who married quality men in their 40s.

It's never too late to MAEK it, babe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49598225)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 7:09 AM
Author: AZNgirl asking ICE Officer to Shoot in her Mouth

does ur vagina still "work"? can u maek babby still?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49598226)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:42 AM
Author: bjork

TT, you are my 2nd favorite xo poaster

I will answer your gook questions.... <3 love u bb

yes, i can still maek babby. I am 44, lol. Healthy white women (who I understand you have know experience with/knowledge about- can form babby until 50 for the most part)

LOVE U BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49598354)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 12:14 PM
Author: FUCK LIBS (TDNW)

but will you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49598622)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 7:10 AM
Author: FizzKidd (Chinese Becky)

extrapolating from current trends, at 46, Stats Handsome will be 280 pounds of solid muscle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49598227)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:42 AM
Author: bjork



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49598356)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:44 AM
Author: gunneratttt gives free BJs to brocolli haired zoom (gunneratttt)

(deafening silence on whether he will become proficient in stats)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49598361)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:31 PM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband (oppose bitchbois)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49600018)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 8:08 AM
Author: ruinous phenotype

Congratulations. Was the groom eager to claim your maidenhead?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49598265)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:33 AM
Author: bjork

shut the fuck up you fucking faggot who i 1000000000000% voted for in every round of mpm

<3 <3 <3 <3 <3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49598343)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:42 AM
Author: ruinous phenotype

❤️

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49598359)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:45 AM
Author: bjork

you're literally my favorite poaster of the past 2 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49598362)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 8:16 AM
Author: professor hojo

what's her name?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49598267)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:26 AM
Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49598424)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:31 PM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband (oppose bitchbois)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49600019)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 11:08 PM
Author: .,.,,...,...,..,....,...,...,...




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49600140)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 8:29 AM
Author: average/ordinary/typical citizen/person

Congrats

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49598273)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 8:52 AM
Author: Mister Yak

OP is nigger for voting for a dead poster over me in MPM

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49598294)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:28 AM
Author: S. Kishore

Try not being a terrible poster and maybe you’ll do better in MPM

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49598333)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:45 AM
Author: bjork

seriously. what a goddamn faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49598364)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:11 AM
Author: The Minnesota Protestor's Auto that Dripped Blood (No Future)

180 you made it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49598313)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:32 AM
Author: bjork

ty friend, i realize i creepily mentioned you in my OP. hope it was only moderately creepy and.... uh.... yeah

thanks! <3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49598342)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:16 AM
Author: gunneratttt gives free BJs to brocolli haired zoom (gunneratttt)

not flame?

180^180!!! congrats!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49598321)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:38 AM
Author: bjork

not flame, faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49598349)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:40 AM
Author: gunneratttt gives free BJs to brocolli haired zoom (gunneratttt)

!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49598353)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:46 AM
Author: bjork

i'll text you pics

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49598367)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:47 AM
Author: gunneratttt gives free BJs to brocolli haired zoom (gunneratttt)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49598368)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:23 AM
Author: bjork

You're a literal Turd.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49598420)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:22 AM
Author: Brussels Sprout: Brussels,Helsinki,Stockholm,Kyiv


Happy day for the newlyweds--

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kf-2tunXZN4&list=RDKf-2tunXZN4&index=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49598328)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:31 AM
Author: jewhouls and goyblins

congrats

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49598341)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:43 AM
Author: miltonian

wow! congratulations! how many children are you planning on having?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49598360)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:45 AM
Author: .,,..,.,.,.,.,.,.,..,,..,.,.,.


whats the point of marriage without kids

seems totally pointless

just cohabitate and inch toward obesity eating bonbons and living together unmarried

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49598365)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:22 AM
Author: S. Kishore

When pics

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49598418)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:23 AM
Author: The Soo CR St. Barth JUGGERNAUT

Congrats

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49598419)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:25 AM
Author: bjork

Ty homie, I enjoy your poasting & hoap you meet a smart, gorgeous woman worthy of providing you an heir.

❤️💋

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49598422)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:32 AM
Author: The Soo CR St. Barth JUGGERNAUT

The girl I am obsessed w that I poasted about last week returns to the island today! We were both so sad to be apart that she decided to come right back. We shall see!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49598438)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:39 AM
Author: bjork

Link to the thread about the object of your obsession pls <3



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49598449)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:45 AM
Author: The Soo CR St. Barth JUGGERNAUT

2nd half of this thread as it takes an unexpected turn for me: https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5818259&mc=131&forum_id=2

Where did you meet husband and does he know about ZOZO?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49598455)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:54 AM
Author: bjork

We are both musicians.

Will read thread and report back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49598472)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 11:05 AM
Author: The Soo CR St. Barth JUGGERNAUT

What do you play? I DABBLE.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49598495)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:46 AM
Author: chewbert

That’s not what an heir is you fucking airhead

Date: January 18th, 2026 10:25 AM

Author: bjork

Ty homie, I enjoy your poasting & hoap you meet a smart, gorgeous woman worthy of being your heir.

❤️💋

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49598422)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49598460)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:51 AM
Author: bjork

I clearly meant providing an heir

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49598464)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:34 AM
Author: dupa

180 congrats. Did you have a party?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49598441)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:38 AM
Author: bjork

What if I told you I played a song, friend 🤣

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49598447)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:43 AM
Author: dupa

That’s beautiful and I would ask if I could see/hear it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49598452)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:46 AM
Author: computer online (🧐)

GAY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49598456)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:52 AM
Author: bjork

Your mind is about to be blown, faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49598469)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 6:57 PM
Author: dupa



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49599513)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 11:44 AM
Author: gunneratttt gives free BJs to brocolli haired zoom (gunneratttt)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49598565)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:55 AM
Author: gibberish (?)

Congratulations

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49598478)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 11:01 AM
Author: you\'re the puppet

Congrats! Tell us about the guy and the wedding, how'd you meet, how did he propose?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49598485)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: turtledood

Congrats.

If both White, produce many babydoods asap.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49598536)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 11:31 AM
Author: computer online (🧐)

"If both White"

Sir this is AutoAdmit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49598541)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 11:33 AM
Author: bjork

I'm not Brown, Im just Old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49598544)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:41 PM
Author: Matthias of Redwall Did Nothing Wrong #Cornflower



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49600055)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 11:32 AM
Author: bjork

I'm literally 44. But thank you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49598542)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 11:33 AM
Author: turtledood

No excuses. 1488

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49598545)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 11:46 AM
Author: weighted blanket nationalism



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49598573)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 12:17 PM
Author: FUCK LIBS (TDNW)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49598625)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 11:31 AM
Author: richard clock

180 congrats

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49598540)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 2:30 PM
Author: lsd



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49598899)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 11:45 AM
Author: weighted blanket nationalism

If not flame, big congrats, hope you guys have a long and happy marriage together

If flame, big congrats on the extremely successful flame thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49598568)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 12:33 PM
Author: Bad Boy (HYMAN)

Congrats my woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49598652)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 2:27 PM
Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth)

we don't really talk on here, so you don't know me, but just the same - congrats!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49598897)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 2:30 PM
Author: lsd

Congrats! Very happy for you, jcm, 100% not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49598900)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 2:37 PM
Author: Nude Six Nine

Good for you! I'm glad you're happy!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49598920)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 2:57 PM
Author: ponytail (luis)

180, congrats !

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49598949)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:03 PM
Author: htt

Congrats! Please invite me to your wedding reception at Dysart's! <3. Pls don't retire and hope you poast from time to time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49598962)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:04 PM
Author: No Paye No Gain

This thread is now about Bjork the poaster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49598964)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:17 PM
Author: Metal Up Your Ass

Congrats, friend!

Who are his favorite poasters?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49598989)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:37 PM
Author: norwood ultra

does your husband know that you're fat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49599024)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 4:29 PM
Author: FUCK LIBS (TDNW)

he’s a “musician” which means he’s very “granola” and gets off on her face sitting him with her stinky FUPA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49599183)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:29 PM
Author: Tenterhooks

do it stink tho?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49600012)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:40 PM
Author: computer online (🧐)

Congrats, doobs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49599030)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 4:31 PM
Author: gibberish (?)

What did Darnell think of the bridal suite?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49599190)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 4:43 PM
Author: lex

180! Congrats, you maed it!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49599220)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 4:52 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.


180, congrats!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49599236)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:09 PM
Author: Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III

Did any poasters attend this affair? Did any grab the mic at the reception?

180 congrats, friend!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49599816)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:15 PM
Author: [deleted by poaster] (my rich inner screens)

whats her name? did both brides wear white?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49599836)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:17 PM
Author: hank_scorpio

congratulations although I do wonder about the smell this morning

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49599842)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:32 PM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband (oppose bitchbois)

I hope this is true, Sis. You deserve it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49600020)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:42 PM
Author: Matthias of Redwall Did Nothing Wrong #Cornflower

9823748923742384723984723984723897423894324387

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49600058)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 11:09 PM
Author: zesty

I'm assuming to another women right

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49600142)



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Date: January 19th, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: dirte

Congratulations JCM, I'm very happy for both of you!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49600254)