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video of Jonathan Franzen "hooping it up"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1N7Duq-rFc&feature=relat...
stirring pearl business firm community account
  02/22/12
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sable jew
  02/22/12
9:06 -- Franzen spastically shoots and bricks hilariously 1...
swashbuckling base incel
  02/22/12
man even the first sentence out of his mouth was absurd
charismatic startling stead
  02/22/12
cr. the woman keeps looking more and more disturbed as th...
swashbuckling base incel
  02/22/12
just threw up in my mouth a lot
Contagious pit
  02/22/12
I found the Corrections to be a lot of fun. I can't get thro...
Ultramarine Rebellious Toaster
  02/22/12
rate Franzen's jump shot, bro
swashbuckling base incel
  02/22/12
I'm not watching the entire video. He seems like a miserable...
Ultramarine Rebellious Toaster
  02/22/12
u jelly
swashbuckling base incel
  02/22/12
did u try Freedom? I like the Corrections fine but haven't c...
Trip rehab double fault
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charismatic startling stead
  02/23/12
Thanks for sharing. The picture of the room is astonishing ...
aqua boyish meetinghouse
  02/23/12
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charismatic startling stead
  02/23/12
that comment was posted by Franzen
stirring pearl business firm community account
  02/23/12
how someone can write a comment like this and not eat a bull...
violent cerebral chapel
  01/20/13
HOLY FUCKING SHIT. WHY DOES THIS PERSON EXIST. IS GOD PLAYIN...
Jet-lagged Hall
  02/23/12
franzen often says he was popular in high school, i have a h...
charismatic startling stead
  02/23/12
Credited, one look at his jump shot in gym class would have ...
Talking Theatre Liquid Oxygen
  02/23/12
he looks like he wasn't allowed outside as a child, i'm not ...
charismatic startling stead
  02/23/12
this is the greatest thing about Franzen. he is an egotist. ...
stirring pearl business firm community account
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charismatic startling stead
  02/24/17
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domesticated cyan mexican
  02/25/12
its crazy how unlikable he is
plum internal respiration
  02/25/12
cr
Geriatric Orchestra Pit Mediation
  05/17/12
*writes a book about a basketball player* *cannot even boun...
stirring pearl business firm community account
  02/25/12
U mad Chabon?
Razzle Scarlet Resort Azn
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charismatic startling stead
  03/31/12
god fucking damn it
Transparent Headpube Station
  03/31/12
great american novelist
charismatic startling stead
  10/26/12
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floppy potus lay
  10/26/12
goddamn u franzen
stirring pearl business firm community account
  10/26/12
Absolutely astonished at how much I don't like him
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grizzly trailer park indirect expression
  11/20/12
i don't understand franzen's self-concept, how he sees himse...
grizzly trailer park indirect expression
  11/20/12
how DOES he see himself?
Jet-lagged Hall
  01/13/13
highly intellectual, "voice of a generation" for s...
Geriatric Orchestra Pit Mediation
  01/13/13
Really dont like that guy
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charismatic startling stead
  01/20/13
is franzen a crypto racist? i don't have his books in front ...
cream forum tank
  01/20/13
At the same time, one strongly senses that the descriptions ...
citrine glittery yarmulke
  02/12/13
BOOOOOOOOOO!!!! BOOOOOOOOOO!!!! C'mon guys let's drown h...
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Curious mental disorder
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fear-inspiring heaven gaming laptop
  02/24/17
lmao, forgot how funny this video is
Razzle Scarlet Resort Azn
  02/24/17
lol wtf get off the court son
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Date: February 22nd, 2012 12:13 PM
Author: stirring pearl business firm community account

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1N7Duq-rFc&feature=related

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Date: February 22nd, 2012 12:14 PM
Author: sable jew



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Date: February 22nd, 2012 10:58 PM
Author: swashbuckling base incel

9:06 -- Franzen spastically shoots and bricks hilariously

11:50 -- Franzen still dribbling his basketball down the streets of Manhattan

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Date: February 22nd, 2012 10:59 PM
Author: charismatic startling stead

man even the first sentence out of his mouth was absurd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#20032173)



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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:05 PM
Author: swashbuckling base incel

cr.

the woman keeps looking more and more disturbed as the interview goes on. Franzen refuses to make eye contact with her. she stares quizically during his meandering disquisitions with an expression that seems to ask "who is this jackass?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#20032225)



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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:03 PM
Author: Contagious pit

just threw up in my mouth a lot

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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:04 PM
Author: Ultramarine Rebellious Toaster

I found the Corrections to be a lot of fun. I can't get through his latest book. Just not that interesting.



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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:05 PM
Author: swashbuckling base incel

rate Franzen's jump shot, bro

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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:06 PM
Author: Ultramarine Rebellious Toaster

I'm not watching the entire video. He seems like a miserable person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#20032239)



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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:08 PM
Author: swashbuckling base incel

u jelly

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Date: December 13th, 2015 11:30 PM
Author: Trip rehab double fault

did u try Freedom? I like the Corrections fine but haven't checked out either of those



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#29374094)



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 5:32 AM
Author: charismatic startling stead



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 7:05 AM
Author: aqua boyish meetinghouse

Thanks for sharing.

The picture of the room is astonishing but it really explains, no words needed, the depths Franzen is reaching in his books. I also I like his ability to dwell in the present moment (especially dialogues between characters but other situations too) - I think those are the most attractive and "alive" parts in a book - and this room seems to give him the absolute silence - in every sense - to listen patiently to those frail moments and write them so perceptively.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#20033789)



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 6:21 PM
Author: charismatic startling stead



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 9:52 PM
Author: stirring pearl business firm community account

that comment was posted by Franzen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#20039402)



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Date: January 20th, 2013 4:06 AM
Author: violent cerebral chapel

how someone can write a comment like this and not eat a bullet immediately after is a mystery to me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#22466908)



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 9:55 PM
Author: Jet-lagged Hall

HOLY FUCKING SHIT. WHY DOES THIS PERSON EXIST. IS GOD PLAYING A JOKE ON US.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#20039431)



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 10:02 PM
Author: charismatic startling stead

franzen often says he was popular in high school, i have a hard time believing it with a jump shot like that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#20039501)



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 10:07 PM
Author: Talking Theatre Liquid Oxygen

Credited, one look at his jump shot in gym class would have killed any attraction a girl might have had for him and all respect from bros.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#20039555)



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 10:08 PM
Author: charismatic startling stead

he looks like he wasn't allowed outside as a child, i'm not kidding

i'm no athlete but i can shoot a basketball without looking like an alien

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#20039565)



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 10:13 PM
Author: stirring pearl business firm community account

this is the greatest thing about Franzen. he is an egotist. in this video he trashes his ex-wife, basically saying that they divorced because she was jealous of his writing ability. lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#20039620)



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Date: February 24th, 2017 9:56 AM
Author: charismatic startling stead



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Date: February 25th, 2012 2:02 AM
Author: domesticated cyan mexican



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Date: February 25th, 2012 2:21 AM
Author: plum internal respiration

its crazy how unlikable he is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#20048894)



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Date: May 17th, 2012 12:33 AM
Author: Geriatric Orchestra Pit Mediation

cr

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Date: February 25th, 2012 2:23 AM
Author: stirring pearl business firm community account

*writes a book about a basketball player*

*cannot even bounce a basketball*

*is Franzen*

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Date: February 12th, 2013 5:26 PM
Author: Razzle Scarlet Resort Azn

U mad Chabon?

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Date: March 31st, 2012 3:47 AM
Author: charismatic startling stead



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Date: March 31st, 2012 5:19 AM
Author: Transparent Headpube Station

god fucking damn it

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Date: October 26th, 2012 3:34 AM
Author: charismatic startling stead

great american novelist

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Date: October 26th, 2012 3:34 AM
Author: floppy potus lay



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Date: October 26th, 2012 3:41 AM
Author: stirring pearl business firm community account

goddamn u franzen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#21889667)



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Date: November 20th, 2012 10:44 PM
Author: supple umber fanboi parlor

Absolutely astonished at how much I don't like him

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Date: November 20th, 2012 10:48 PM
Author: grizzly trailer park indirect expression



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Date: November 20th, 2012 10:49 PM
Author: grizzly trailer park indirect expression

i don't understand franzen's self-concept, how he sees himself. i hate his books, but i'm fascinated by him psychologically.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#22086688)



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Date: January 13th, 2013 5:49 PM
Author: Jet-lagged Hall

how DOES he see himself?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#22425626)



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Date: January 13th, 2013 5:51 PM
Author: Geriatric Orchestra Pit Mediation

highly intellectual, "voice of a generation" for seattle/SF/brooklyn latte \-sippers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#22425633)



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Date: January 19th, 2013 9:58 PM
Author: supple umber fanboi parlor

Really dont like that guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#22465673)



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Date: January 20th, 2013 4:11 AM
Author: charismatic startling stead



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Date: January 20th, 2013 4:54 AM
Author: cream forum tank

is franzen a crypto racist? i don't have his books in front of me, but i was thinking about this recently.

in The Corrections there is a strange group of passages where the narrator seems to ridicule the work of the woman who grows fresh vegetable gardens w/ inner-city black kids. he basically says: "these kids are too fucking stupid to appreciate middle class values, and this person doesn't realize the futility of her work." then he turns her into one of the most pathetic, debased characters in modern fiction, whose downfall it is suggested is brought about by her essential naivete (referring back to her judgment re: the inner city kids).

then in Freedom, there is the protagonist's father, Ray, a wealthy lawyer who defends indigent minorities. he is portrayed as massively condescending and hateful towards his clients - though at the same time explaining to his daughter that they are innocent victims of the system. his minority clients are characterized as buffoons, whom Ray, the prosecutor, and the Judge (all white) cannot help joining together to laugh at in one scene. confusingly, the novel uses, for this character's final redemption, the image of dozens of these black people and their families, heads bowed, filing silently and reverently into the *BACK* (the symbolism) of the church at his funeral - like they are straight out of To Kill a Mockingbird.

the elite east coast lawyer is glorified and the blacks are kept firmly in their place, as objects of charity that is an instrument for self-aggrandizement of the white elites.

his portrayal of the Indian girl in Freedom has also been called racist, for being so laughably 1-dimensional.

these are the only minorities in any of his books.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#22466947)



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Date: February 12th, 2013 5:38 PM
Author: citrine glittery yarmulke

At the same time, one strongly senses that the descriptions of the Indian girl in Freedom are Franzen just transcribing one of his own obsessive imperialist pedo-crushes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#22624538)



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Date: January 31st, 2013 8:44 PM
Author: Geriatric Orchestra Pit Mediation

BOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

BOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

C'mon guys let's drown him out

BOOOOOOOOO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#22544225)



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Date: February 12th, 2013 5:13 PM
Author: supple umber fanboi parlor



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Date: November 18th, 2014 7:31 AM
Author: Pale bat shit crazy temple



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Date: December 13th, 2015 11:25 PM
Author: Curious mental disorder



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Date: February 24th, 2017 9:52 AM
Author: fear-inspiring heaven gaming laptop



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Date: February 24th, 2017 10:37 AM
Author: Razzle Scarlet Resort Azn

lmao, forgot how funny this video is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#32690634)



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Date: February 24th, 2017 10:43 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle multi-billionaire

lol wtf get off the court son

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#32690677)



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Date: December 7th, 2021 8:08 PM
Author: fear-inspiring heaven gaming laptop



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Date: June 22nd, 2024 9:46 PM
Author: Obsidian Haunted Graveyard



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Date: February 26th, 2026 6:45 PM
Author: Judas Jones



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