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Worse: Dabbing grease off pizza or cutting burger in half?

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scarlet learning disabled masturbator
  07/09/12
Equally retarded
Rusted medicated doctorate stage
  08/10/22
Oh man, those are both bad. I think dabbing the grease is p...
swashbuckling school cafeteria idiot
  07/09/12
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Salmon curious circlehead orchestra pit
  07/09/12
I cut my burgers in half. Not fast-food burgers, but if I'm...
Tripping piazza weed whacker
  07/09/12
Are you male?
scarlet learning disabled masturbator
  07/09/12
yeah. I don't like it when shit falls out of my burger. Cu...
Tripping piazza weed whacker
  07/09/12
Do you do this to any non-FF burger? Like if you're at a BBQ...
scarlet learning disabled masturbator
  07/09/12
lol, no, bro. If I'm at FF or standing at a BBQ drinking I'...
Tripping piazza weed whacker
  07/09/12
do you mean cutting in half and eating one half only? if yes...
swollen costumed filthpig abode
  07/09/12
No, I mean cutting it and then eating both halves.
scarlet learning disabled masturbator
  07/09/12
but that wouldn't take away anything from the burger akin to...
swollen costumed filthpig abode
  07/09/12
In a cut burger, the "second" half will be demonst...
scarlet learning disabled masturbator
  07/09/12
sometimes massive overstuffed burgers have to be cut in half...
charcoal indirect expression organic girlfriend
  07/09/12
>sometimes massive overstuffed burgers have to be cut in ...
scarlet learning disabled masturbator
  07/09/12
they drip down your sleeve or big chunks of topping fall off...
charcoal indirect expression organic girlfriend
  07/09/12
Do you completely avoid the kind of pizza where a half-teasp...
scarlet learning disabled masturbator
  07/09/12
not entirely. i guess i eat pizza where the grease is sprea...
charcoal indirect expression organic girlfriend
  07/09/12
i didn't realize the grease-dabbing was so looked down upon
comical partner
  07/09/12
I'm not sure it's universally looked down upon, but in my ex...
scarlet learning disabled masturbator
  07/09/12
ignore the fat OP bro. dab that grease
dead site rigor
  07/09/12
Many fat accusations flying around the bort today.
scarlet learning disabled masturbator
  07/09/12
sometimes when my jaw unhinges and starts spasming painfully...
razzle casino skinny woman
  07/09/12
Dabbing is worse, and this isn't even close.
wonderful green locus
  07/09/12
cutting burger in half isn't even that bad
beady-eyed hell
  07/09/12
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Salmon curious circlehead orchestra pit
  07/09/12
Question for OP: why are you such a faggot? If people want ...
Tripping piazza weed whacker
  07/09/12
(guy who does both)
scarlet learning disabled masturbator
  07/09/12
stfu
beady-eyed hell
  07/09/12
180
clear place of business
  07/09/12
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  07/13/12
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Pea-brained floppy cuck
  03/04/25
When I pull up to a Jack in the Box, I always ask for my sou...
Alcoholic ultramarine queen of the night home
  07/09/12
What about other burgers?
scarlet learning disabled masturbator
  07/09/12
The Colossus (I think it is the Ultimate Cheeseburger now). ...
Alcoholic ultramarine queen of the night home
  07/09/12
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Magenta wild cruise ship
  07/04/19
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Salmon curious circlehead orchestra pit
  07/13/12
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Magenta wild cruise ship
  07/04/19
I dab grease off pizza all the time. Bitch.
mustard crusty nowag locale
  07/04/19
cr both are fine
Fragrant School Turdskin
  07/04/19
Never understood the point of cutting burger in half. It's ...
Bat-shit-crazy histrionic station lettuce
  07/04/19
Easier to fit the clean edge into mouth ime Also you migh...
Fragrant School Turdskin
  07/04/19
Burgers are gross as leftovers no matter how good they were ...
cobalt mexican bbw
  03/04/25
lol kike
Pea-brained floppy cuck
  03/04/25
This is how civilized gentlemen eat.
Maize heaven
  07/04/19
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splenetic stage
  08/10/22
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Razzmatazz Bright Senate Mad-dog Skullcap
  07/24/24
Grease dabbing—are you a 90 iq woman?
Twinkling impertinent church building
  07/24/24
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Bistre Spectacular Theater Stage Really Tough Guy
  09/22/24
i dont eat either because im not a slob
multi-colored crimson whorehouse
  09/22/24
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cobalt mexican bbw
  03/04/25
Burger in half wouldn't catch my eye. Now cutting a donut in...
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  03/04/25
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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:12 PM
Author: scarlet learning disabled masturbator



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Date: August 10th, 2022 4:16 PM
Author: Rusted medicated doctorate stage

Equally retarded

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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:13 PM
Author: swashbuckling school cafeteria idiot

Oh man, those are both bad. I think dabbing the grease is probably worse. Cutting the burger can just aid in the consumption; it doesn't change the flavor and consistency of the food.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#21048462)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:44 PM
Author: Salmon curious circlehead orchestra pit



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:14 PM
Author: Tripping piazza weed whacker

I cut my burgers in half. Not fast-food burgers, but if I'm at a decent joint

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#21048465)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:15 PM
Author: scarlet learning disabled masturbator

Are you male?

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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:16 PM
Author: Tripping piazza weed whacker

yeah. I don't like it when shit falls out of my burger. Cutting in half is a pretty good solution to the problem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#21048480)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:20 PM
Author: scarlet learning disabled masturbator

Do you do this to any non-FF burger? Like if you're at a BBQ and there are, say, 1/4 pound burgers, are you cutting them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#21048495)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:22 PM
Author: Tripping piazza weed whacker

lol, no, bro. If I'm at FF or standing at a BBQ drinking I'll just down it.

But if I'm at a bistro taking charge of a delicious kobe beef burger, I cut that motherfucker in half

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#21048499)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:15 PM
Author: swollen costumed filthpig abode

do you mean cutting in half and eating one half only? if yes, then grease off pie; if no, then 2 halves of one burger equals said burger whole. QED.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#21048473)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:18 PM
Author: scarlet learning disabled masturbator

No, I mean cutting it and then eating both halves.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#21048488)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:21 PM
Author: swollen costumed filthpig abode

but that wouldn't take away anything from the burger akin to dabbing of the cheese oil.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#21048498)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:22 PM
Author: scarlet learning disabled masturbator

In a cut burger, the "second" half will be demonstrably colder when you get to it than it would had you kept it whole. Though the question is really more about your threshold for daintiness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#21048502)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:17 PM
Author: charcoal indirect expression organic girlfriend

sometimes massive overstuffed burgers have to be cut in half. also, good pizza shouldn't have oily cheese.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#21048484)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:27 PM
Author: scarlet learning disabled masturbator

>sometimes massive overstuffed burgers have to be cut in half.

Or else what?

>also, good pizza shouldn't have oily cheese.

Yes, but no one only eats "good" pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#21048524)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:40 PM
Author: charcoal indirect expression organic girlfriend

they drip down your sleeve or big chunks of topping fall off.

i eat good pizza all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#21048576)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:41 PM
Author: scarlet learning disabled masturbator

Do you completely avoid the kind of pizza where a half-teaspoon or so of grease accumulates on the surface?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#21048581)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:45 PM
Author: charcoal indirect expression organic girlfriend

not entirely. i guess i eat pizza where the grease is spread evenly over the cheese and doesn't gather in puddles. so it makes no sense to sop it up. if i saw a large puddle of grease on my pizza i would sop it up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#21048603)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:18 PM
Author: comical partner

i didn't realize the grease-dabbing was so looked down upon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#21048490)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:23 PM
Author: scarlet learning disabled masturbator

I'm not sure it's universally looked down upon, but in my experience it's one of those things everyone else at the table kind of stops and watches for a couple of seconds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#21048511)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:30 PM
Author: dead site rigor

ignore the fat OP bro. dab that grease

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#21048536)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:32 PM
Author: scarlet learning disabled masturbator

Many fat accusations flying around the bort today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#21048550)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:54 PM
Author: razzle casino skinny woman

sometimes when my jaw unhinges and starts spasming painfully i think i should have cut my burger in half. I never wish i was a pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#21048639)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:36 PM
Author: wonderful green locus

Dabbing is worse, and this isn't even close.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#21048755)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:37 PM
Author: beady-eyed hell

cutting burger in half isn't even that bad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#21048764)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:44 PM
Author: Salmon curious circlehead orchestra pit



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:38 PM
Author: Tripping piazza weed whacker

Question for OP: why are you such a faggot? If people want to cut their burgers in 1/2 or dab their pizza, how the fuck does it affect you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#21048765)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:39 PM
Author: scarlet learning disabled masturbator

(guy who does both)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#21048771)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:43 PM
Author: beady-eyed hell

stfu

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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:47 PM
Author: clear place of business

180

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Date: July 13th, 2012 12:21 AM
Author: Topaz frisky sanctuary stock car



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Date: March 4th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: Pea-brained floppy cuck



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:45 PM
Author: Alcoholic ultramarine queen of the night home

When I pull up to a Jack in the Box, I always ask for my sourdough jack to be cut in half.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#21048794)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:45 PM
Author: scarlet learning disabled masturbator

What about other burgers?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#21048798)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:49 PM
Author: Alcoholic ultramarine queen of the night home

The Colossus (I think it is the Ultimate Cheeseburger now). I could go to town on the tacos though brother. 180 all around with those tacos.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#21048818)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:28 PM
Author: Magenta wild cruise ship



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Date: July 13th, 2012 12:20 AM
Author: Salmon curious circlehead orchestra pit



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:27 PM
Author: Magenta wild cruise ship



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:27 PM
Author: mustard crusty nowag locale

I dab grease off pizza all the time. Bitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#38483223)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:32 PM
Author: Fragrant School Turdskin

cr both are fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#38483243)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:39 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy histrionic station lettuce

Never understood the point of cutting burger in half. It's not like it makes it thinner or easier to bite into. Often, cutting it just makes it easier for everything to slip out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#38483262)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:41 PM
Author: Fragrant School Turdskin

Easier to fit the clean edge into mouth ime

Also you might want to save the other half after eating half #1

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#38483266)



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Date: March 4th, 2025 3:42 PM
Author: cobalt mexican bbw

Burgers are gross as leftovers no matter how good they were when first served.

should never be “saved” under any circumstances

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Date: March 4th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: Pea-brained floppy cuck

lol kike

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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:48 PM
Author: Maize heaven

This is how civilized gentlemen eat.

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Date: August 10th, 2022 4:15 PM
Author: splenetic stage



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Date: July 24th, 2024 7:12 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Bright Senate Mad-dog Skullcap



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Date: July 24th, 2024 7:13 PM
Author: Twinkling impertinent church building

Grease dabbing—are you a 90 iq woman?

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Date: September 22nd, 2024 1:15 PM
Author: Bistre Spectacular Theater Stage Really Tough Guy



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Date: September 22nd, 2024 1:23 PM
Author: multi-colored crimson whorehouse

i dont eat either because im not a slob

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Date: March 4th, 2025 3:40 PM
Author: cobalt mexican bbw



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Date: March 4th, 2025 4:56 PM
Author: rough-skinned clown business firm

Burger in half wouldn't catch my eye. Now cutting a donut in half is ridiculously feminine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#48714418)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 3:05 PM
Author: learn to benchod



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